1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 All right Linus, can you do a segue to today's sponsor? 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:07,040 And this video is brought to you by Dbrand, I guess, right? 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,240 Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,360 Dbrand. Dbrand. And it's Dbrand. 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:17,360 Yeah, I've got this sponsor and we have this adversarial relationship. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,160 What is this? Dbrand is offering you a unique opportunity. 7 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:26,560 Height increased in souls. What is the point of this, Dbrand? 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:32,720 I think there's a phone in there. I kind of felt like I was describing my abusive relationship to them, 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,640 but telling them everything was okay. Dbrand is a serious company. 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,800 Dbrand sent us a game for us to play. Be not the last one to push a button. 11 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,200 Ah, what are these glyphs? Oh, what? 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:48,160 All I've been told. Imagine if they used, oh my god, how many boxes. 13 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,920 Oh my god, an extra inch couldn't hurt, right? 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,760 Why would they do this? 15 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,240 Packing peanut. It's available right now. 16 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,840 Oh, did Dbrand put you up for this? Oh my god. 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:12,320 Look, you can't do that. Oh my god, you got it on the headphones. 18 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:20,000 I just want to know what's in it. Oh, reapers. Okay. One of these days, Dbrand is going to mail me a corpse or something. 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,040 Capsism. Capsism? I think those are bad things. 20 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,960 All I know is this is something to do with Dbrand. Oh my god. 21 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,600 Those, no, I don't like it. It's ridiculous. 22 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:39,600 Shout out Dbrand for deceptive advertising practices. The half expect something to pop out of it and stick into my eye. 23 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,720 Mine is in the event of your death. I would expect it to be Dbrand. 24 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,480 I need you to commit to sponsoring my funeral if I die. 25 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:51,760 Is this a fan fiction? Is it art? Is it artfully reimagined? 26 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,360 Is it a cape? I have yet to locate a bag of money. 27 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,520 I better get paid. We took cash in advance for this, right? 28 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:05,360 They need to pay extra for that. Is this a hundred fucking pounds of chocolate? 29 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,560 You embezzling me? I got a little message from Dbrand yesterday. 30 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:15,200 Oh, there's actually money in there. This is it? You will pay for this. 31 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,840 That's my garage door. That's a really weird and fucked up thing to have in the packaging. 32 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,160 Is this from Dbrand? No, you just stand there and look pretty. 33 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,120 Those appear to be glass shards. Did Dbrand actually... 34 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,200 Oh, it stinks. ...ship me a box of glass shards? 35 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,480 Why did we do this? Because they pay us. 36 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,560 Fuck Dbrand, our sponsor. Welcome to the Dbrand factory. 37 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:43,120 I'm sure this is some kind of coded insult. There's no broken glass this time, right? 38 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,760 Yep. That's a picture. All right. 39 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,200 Yvonne cried. 40 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,960 Visit dbrand.com slash shortlinus. 41 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,480 Shortlinus.com. Shortlinus.com. Shortlinus.com. 42 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,240 At shortlinus.com. Really? Is there another vanity URL? 43 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:07,440 You guessed it. I am very short.com using code 5-foot-1. 44 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,640 Two, three, 12. 11 and a half iPhones tall. 45 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:17,280 Shortlinus.com or what? Even better. 11iphonestall.com. 46 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,160 Not only did they buy the domain, they keep renewing it. 47 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,640 That was great, but the vanity is shortlinus. 48 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,240 Shortlinus. No, I refuse to read that. 49 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,320 It's shortlinus. No, they can change my vanity URL today. 50 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,960 They can change it. It's going to be dbrand.com slash Linus. And I expect to find something really nice there. 51 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,840 All right, time to go home. See you later. 52 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,120 Assholes?