I think it's because I just told him I just told him that I'm not my best when
I'm comfortable and now he wants to give me a handicap oh jeez I don't have a
title sorry okay this is gonna go well me first yeah well no Jacob well I
means my boss like I do he says hi I'm Jacob rush I'm the Techland in Game
Windrider and I work under this man into your ear holes how's it going? Stop
hi I'm Kyle I'm engineering manager at Crater Warehouse I'm technically not
part of LMG but part of LMG but yeah hi I'm Tynan I'm an engineer at Crater
Warehouse and I report to the Kyle hi my name is Kyle I'm Riley Murdock do I say
my last name well now he knows my last name this is how well do you know your
boss a variation of the newlywed game where instead of answering questions
about each other we're only asking questions about the boss with two
traditional newlywed style questions without looking at each other what
color is Riley's eyes so you see the thing is I have one of these eyes that
I have changed color over the course of my life I think I know what it is
currently but like they started out one color and then they went a different
color when I got my license and then since getting my license and now they've gone a different color I don't know what the figure that is called maybe some
biological person can tell us but I'm an editor I don't know piercing blue piercing
blue piercing blue I mean I wouldn't call them he can see right through you
and your soul I'm realizing I should have wrote a lot great I definitely do
not have brown eyes 100% they're like they're like very light green I would be
a light eyes for anyone who gets that reference that's a subjective I'd say
that's correct right yeah that's correct yeah sometimes my eyes are blue
sometimes they look like I'm like a revenant brought back from from from the
death look like someone killed a waggy wavy inflatable ARM flailing tube man
brought him back to life how the freak are we supposed to rub this up with your
finger Kyle oh yep what okay I'm like excuse you still without looking at each
other okay does Kyle have any tattoos or piercings bonus points if you can name
the exact amount of piercings I mean Jacob wouldn't know my guess was more
confident than his that's fun oh man he's this is like a one word answer and
he's going he's writing something he's writing a whole quick bit right there no
zero sick perfect perfect I wish future lower right but cheek tattoo that says
I couldn't I couldn't fit it but I was gonna say quick bits and a flaming
heart oh that'd be so good I keep it vanilla I knew that the first time I
saw you I'm just a regular guy what is Riley's favorite food damn why did you
look confused well cuz I don't I don't know I was like if you can't eat one
thing brush your life what would be one thing the rest of my life is that what
that is out of that means is that what your food is it's like it's like your go favorite food is that is the food you would eat if you could eat one thing
for the rest of your life I guess yeah I don't know that I feel like you could debate that because maybe my favorite food is like the most delicious thing
I've ever had in my life but I only want to have that a few times we just
got to get work no are you confident in your answer Jacob I'm pretty confident I
mean it depends on what your definition of favorite food is well it's it was
my definition I mean he knows what to put down to get the point I can let you
know right now I'm 90% sure that you can put down a category with my answer
knowing that you put a category I could make your life worse by putting a
specific item I'm gonna put two because it depends what I'm doing Wow
if I'm going out it's probably steak is my most favorite even though I do eat a
little oh no I lie it's wrong ramen ramen's my favorite what am I doing see
I like Soylent on a functional level but it doesn't taste the best it's not my
favorite food it is the food that you most often eat it's the most practical
food yes and you enjoy it the most in that way it is what appeals to your
idea of eating yes it's true it's so then that way it is your fit if I'm going
out and I can't get to a very good ramen place steak is the mic like definitely
safe bet pretty safe bet if I'm at home my wife makes a killer mac and cheese and
that's always my favorite when I go home but if I'm in downtown Vancouver ramen
is where we're going if we're saying that a favorite food let's get into this but
hot freakin butter chicken 100% moving on real fast I think you're proving that
you know me to another controversial topic controversial where is Kyle's
favorite place in the world my favorite place in the world I'm gonna write
something that if you don't put it is gonna make you look really bad sorry
this is gonna be wrong but it's gonna be funny I didn't think this was this
this is the easy question you said it was controversial because because we
talked about favorite food for like 10 minutes okay favorite place is a way
bigger question than favorite food yeah so it's controversial yeah for some
reason I went to write home and I was just like house I don't know if wow
raids is a place it's a state of mind I suppose I do while raids at home so
that's at least half points when did Riley start at the company bonus point for
month oh god what what what is this whoa whoa whoa I'm using a calculator you
can come over and check I trust you I'm also lazy
what's the year I'm trying to get 0.27 Matthew's texting someone I
like yeah I saw the swipe I saw the app swipe there was no absolute code there
times day before my anniversary okay you really should know this I do know it I
know I put my anniversary date realizing oh wait no it's the day before mm
oh so close oh so close so close oh we didn't start wait did we no I think I
started in like February and March or something so even I was right it's okay
April was when wait no oh why I wasn't even close I can't do math can't do math
but in a year okay noted noted that's normally I'd make the excuse that when
I'm not at work my brain turns off but it's still it works whatever you're
close you're close enough 823 episodes at length three a week there's
Christmas specials there are the odd day where we where we didn't do one you did
a good job Jacob watch ask what you did don't feel bad oh no he's like my math
was off I'm an astrophysics major I can't have I know it's not day what is
piles ideal weekend I want to do like a detailed breakdown of like the day
because it really depends what's your favorite thing about Riley Jacob he lets
me get paid actually no my my legitimate favorite thing about rally is that when I
get a good laugh in on him he like full-on leans over all the way inside so
I'm guessing he's trained his body to specifically when he's sitting down to
lean to one side oh boy all right well let's see what it is
okay so it was Friday chill with family like Friday evening Saturday like when I
say nothing like nothing planned I like to keep Saturdays flexible Sunday is
usually like family get together day being away from people make you see some
family curled up with Frank it's pretty good pretty close like I'm not gonna
disagree with you Mexican food slash Thanksgiving food you're really gonna
rub in the Mexican food Chinese thing was I've literally spent the last like like
like your waterproofing my crawl space to use it more as the water as a storage
space I generally reserve weekends for more like proper games like Baldur's
Gay 3 or something we're gonna ask Riley what his most prized possession is okay
that's actually kind of easy I think there is no freaking oh god there is no
contest for this it has to be a non-living object oh well now it's less
yeah it's a I don't possess people yeah Jacob we're all I'm sorry I'm sorry what
is what is the what is the what are the verbs you use when you when you're
talking about a child oh I have a child I don't possess a child is every time I
said possession there like can be people and then I had a whole argument about
possession yeah this one's 100% wrong I can answer it for you you know what this
is gonna make it you can turn this into two videos well let's see how wrong
is in three two one oh okay okay I don't talk a lot about my table saw my home oh his
wedding ring symbolizing his love for his wife tied with his son's birth
certificate it's cool you got that wrong Jacob because zero points if I lost the
wedding ring I'd still be married you know what get in the comments we didn't
have when I got the ring yes that's why no he said for what's your most price
protection I said that they were tied you can't have a tie that should be a
negative one point and your birth and your child's birth certificate
symbolizing the love for your child and get in the comments what is Kyle's
favorite technique what's my favorite technique yeah what technique oh technique
like you all see questions I don't even know the answer to like this is not the
first time like what the frix this guy's talking about David's all about retro
this is my keyboard Dave's our mouse is I like how he's the productive plurality
rule for English there what well instead of saying mice you said mouse is that
wrong that's a very interesting question no I don't know how to spell it and it's
not a hard word or write it I went to school for math and science and I
had to do English that is not spelled right and people are gonna roast me for
it oh oh yeah that's right the only guy who understands what iPads are for that's
a pretty good guess though machine vision oh that's really close with development
I don't know what these words mean Internet of Things and embedded
developments and this is a subsection of it that's that's meant to be machine
okay dude there's an a in it but like I wish that when I started I could have
made a bunch of tech videos about like keyboards and synthesizers and stuff
because then I would have trained myself up to know about it by the time we
started ShortCircuit but now I don't know but what if like I know how to play
piano but I don't know anything but like the tech yeah but wouldn't it be cool
just like because wouldn't that be an interesting perspective where it's like baby's first keyboard or like what is it how easy is it for like a semi novice
who's trying to get into playing keyboards get in the comments specifically
machine vision on embedded systems I have a cool story where I'm trying to
build a spoiler a machine vision tracking system to track raccoons in my
backyard keep pooping in a specific section and I want to train a camera to
recognize when they're like taking a deuce and they'd like turd odd sprinkler
system and spray them while they do seem so they go poop somewhere else many
many different entertaining iterations of that have been discussed and now we're
gonna do a traditional merry-wed game question so we're gonna ask two
questions where we kissed no because that's when was our first kiss jaco's
mind so where did I imagine first question okay where did I imagine in
what geographical air who comes in later I want the viewers to know we were
supposed to start at 9 30 and we started at 9 50 yeah yeah I have kids have to
drop them off at daycare rally so I come in late and then I stay late what do you
want me to do be a better father I used to go into the office for four in the
morning okay my old job was like six thirty seven but like and I would get
in here at like this that 8 30 every day if I could but then I have to drop my
kids off at daycare I can't drop them off too early and trying to get kids out
the door is a adventure yeah you're a great father you don't know that who is
the best dresser between the two of you
the biggest drip okay when you phrase it like that I feel like the answer
best dress best dresser this trip I don't understand I can someone explain to
the boomer okay boomer what is trip no seriously like is that like you can read
the comments in this video don't even know but I feel like you would have got
you should have gotten two points if you wrote me because then it'd be like we both love each other's dressing dressing behavior I'm wearing a collar today although
you often you often come here in a tank top tank top no that isn't no there's
difference tank top yeah well like something with like no sleeves it's just
like okay it's like it's like a jacket in Africa we call that a vest okay like
it's only in North America it's like oh no that's a that's a tank top I used to dress
a lot better but then I came here and it's like jeans a t-shirt I'm like done what was
your first impression of China in one word this would be like I guess the interview
things those are for somebody met it would have to be in person right not like reading
his script because he wrote a script to apply that's also true and I had seen you on video
and never had so many questions every single one of my questions well they're
the most interesting people in the company what do you want rules oriented did you include a
portfolio with yours I can't remember I can't either I probably it's one word rally what one word
yeah okay too late for that wow I erased like several words I didn't I didn't hear that
depending to the one word rule how can we say one word in one word what was your first impression
one word okay well it's fine in season two we'll make it multiple words I have to look up how to
spell a word so I don't like completely embarrass myself I type on a computer where there's like
when you get close enough and then the thing figures it out spell check is a glorious machine but you
can make a poop detective machine yes I can you don't need a spell as long as your variables are
the same name if you made the same spelling mistake it's still freaking works when you
buy
capable and rent I'm trying to be nice in mind you said aesthetic Joker you know I was trying to
include was one of the things you say to me was like when I started is like I was like
very much a diamond in the rough like I had I had good instincts but like they could be refined
yeah and I couldn't really say all that in one word so the closest thing I could do was hyphenate
and go set me funny oh sorry wait I forgot I thought that you were writing your first impression
of me no no this is my first impression of you yes right when we were doing time and hiring round
we're basically looking to like duplicate my skill set because we just needed more hands
and so when I went through all the resumes I went through it with the eyes of like going wide
as much as possible with some experience and go from there so at least you said I was smart
we've made many jokes oh eccentric jokester yeah eccentric joke that sounds a lot funny
I'll count I'll count it all hi IQ variant what is Kyle's biggest pet peeve
biggest pet peeve like there's so much that I'm like what the freaking like that that's
interesting I definitely have pet peeves feeling this entire I don't know why I'm drawing a blank
right now like that it should be easy for me I have a lot I have a lot of pet peeves you're also you
actually whereas I am me I got it I got it all right let's see the biggest pet peeve in three
actually no I'm gonna change oh dude okay I'm gonna I'm gonna say right now my last pet peeve
is kind of just a joke but I want to put it in there what you can't you have to put one I said
that once and I got yelled by shrod obviously we are not going by the rules no this is included
the rules have flown off the shelf this boy yeah that yeah I agree with this one when people say
something to me I don't care that's oh it's not like hey I can't do this like that's not
incompetence it's like because then you know you can't do it that's just an experience incompetence
when I don't know how to say this someone has demonstrated that they should be able to do something
and then can't yeah but I don't want to come across as a hole this is generally speaking
specifically relating to supplies outside yeah supplies second one is when people won't stop
talking especially when he's trying to work because you're really big into using the ANC
headphones and also there's been several times where I will bother you and you'll just go stop
stop stop stop and then the last one which is a joke but I feel like it's also very true is
when companies don't just adapt fan favorite content and instead try to make their own with
absolutely no plan at all and ruin a incredible franchise I mean what franchise is that Star Wars
scope creep is one of the pet peeves that I have to deal with on a daily basis not that all scope
creep is bad it's that when you're very close to completing a project and then the scope changes
and then all all of a sudden adds like another year on to the project that's kind of frustrating
and that's sometimes it's like what are we freaking doing screwdriver screwdriver wasn't
that bad of a scope creep even though like it wasn't but if you wanted to get the screwdriver out
like two years earlier you wouldn't have reversed the ratchet and you wouldn't have made the bit
shorter that's that's what you would have done would have made a worse product maybe it would
have made a different product so not all scope creep is bad it's just it's one of a one of one of
our pet peeves is like we're like so close to being okay let's go into manufacturing it's like
let's put RGB on it I'm like no those are all I guess pet peeves of mine but they're not as big
as they're not the biggest one okay that's fair I'll take that I'll take the L which is to be clear
when people say something and I don't hear that and I'm like sorry what and they're like don't
worry about it and I'm like I'm worrying about it I'm worrying about it now yeah that makes
as someone who's like high anxiety ADHD that I relate to that what is Kyle's go-to drink
oh he gets both no right away I have a strong feeling that this would be exactly the same
answer for literally everyone in our entire department water coffee okay I guess water
water water nice coffee be beverage of life and like awakeness we make coffee by the pot
yeah create a warehouse why mostly coffee because I see him drink more coffee than I see him drink
water you're not paying attention I see you refill your water bottle once I see you refill your
coffee twice I usually try to refill my water bottle twice but even two of my coffee mugs is
less than the water bottle and also there's water in the coffee yeah so I guess that's
goes to your point even more if Kyle want a million dollars what would he do with it one
good jillion dollars
what would you do with a million dollars Jacob
probably afford groceries for a year invest start a chip fab I mean if it was a billion
then yeah maybe what's a million I have way too practical I knew it was going to be investing
that was I was like I was like it's not going to be this is going to be investing see I didn't
think I didn't know if you own your apartment oh yeah so I was and also you talked about how
like you were you know eating lots of soup for reasons and so I was like okay so he gets
maybe he gets a house a little bit more space yeah in this economy also I did say invest I mean
another half point just go like that see we gotta do a little a little plug here because you know
we are part of the company what is Kyle's favorite LTT merch really we already answered this
right here we talked about like an hour
okay yeah yeah it's the screw driver perfect perfect
it'll always hold a special space space in my heart I mean that's true for me too though yeah
we were both involved in the development of that and it was a lot of both of our time
the shaft it was like a lot of decisions whether whether and all the shafts are not
I have five what's the point of having different bits set in every different screwdriver you know
oh shack it because it's a shirt jacket I think oh is that oh that's a shirt jacket yeah except it's
like oh it's a jacket I don't know lttstore.com blur this one whoa we could probably show float
plane people I don't like this leak that we work I don't know I actually don't know we're leaking it
but yeah whoa whoa oh yeah it's like it's like literally aluminum and brass like it's heavy as
sh** lttstore.com did you just that was the last question so that we could end with a plug yeah of
course Kyle do you think Ty knows you a lot yeah I think he did pretty well I mean because soon I
didn't know answers to half the freaking questions anyway bunch of ones you asked me like I didn't
know what the freaking answer is I thought I was gonna get to guess stuff about Jacob as well but
I guess that'll be season two season two that will surely happen because because I want an opportunity
to read him as well as he read me this time I'm an enigma rally I'm the f***ing lizard king