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Happy Halloween! You know when you think about it, this show is a bit like Frankenstein's Monster.

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We take bits of tech news from all over the place and jam them into one wildly entertaining

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package. Plus, I'm sure our humor makes the viewers grown like the monster sometimes, too,

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in ecstasy. AMD's release notes for their latest GPU driver update mysteriously omitted any mention

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of Radeon 5000 and 6000 series GPUs, causing concern that AMD was sunsetting those cards.

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Multiple outlets reached out to AMD, who clarified that the 5000 and 6000 series cards,

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still in the prime of their lives, would be put into maintenance mode, only getting updates for

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critical security and bug support. That would be frustrating for owners of the RDNA1 and 2

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and also a pretty wild move, as some of those graphics cards are only just over three years old.

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Not to mention that RDNA1 and 2 GPUs power many gaming handhelds, including the just-released

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ROG Xbox ally. But we could take some small solace in the fact that the Steam Deck and SteamOS

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powered devices would be unaffected because of AMD's Linux drivers being open source,

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as if we needed another reason to yearn for the greener SteamOS pastures.

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But don't despair just yet. After working the internet all up into a tizzy, this driver nightmare

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might prove to be a Halloween trick from AMD, as they've now declared that they'll continue

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to release new features and game optimizations for RDNA1 and 2 based cards, quote, as required by

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market needs. Whatever that means. And I think it's safe to assume that the market doesn't need

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you to make three-year-old hardware obsolete just a bit too soon, guys. Microsoft is being

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accused of having YouTube remove videos detailing how to bypass Windows 11's installation requirements.

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YouTuber CyberCPUTech, aka Rich, told Tom's hardware that having some of his videos taken down

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just days apart, he thought something was fishy when he appealed YouTube's decision and they

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told him his videos contained harmful or dangerous content, leading him to assume Microsoft is

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pushing for the takedowns rather than it being YouTube's discretion. Now, whether Microsoft's

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actually involved here is still unclear, and there are many active YouTube videos that cover

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the same content that he was flagged for, but the story is worth following because Microsoft

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does appear to be taking drastic actions to get folks to use Windows 11 the way they want you

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to, including killing poor Windows 10. It's only three years old. Microsoft,

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the answer might just be to make Windows 11 good, but instead you gave us an optional October update

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with a funny new bug. Whenever you try to close a task manager window, a new copy of task manager

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opens up to replace it. Hey, you know what? I guess I can see why folks might want to make

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content about how to more easily deal with Windows 11's BS. Tesla CEO Elon Musk says

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idling Tesla vehicles could soon double as part of a 100 million vehicle AI supercomputer

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generating up to 100 gigawatts of distributed computing power. This plan would allow parked

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cars to lend their onboard chips to train AI models because in a time when we're strapping

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decommissioned jet turbines to data centers, heaven forbid we leave a single ounce of computing

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power on the table. It's a bold idea, although owners may have other Tesla-related concerns

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right now. What with the company recently issuing a recall of some cyber trucks whose headlights

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have been falling off thanks to Tesla securing them with adhesive instead of bolts? Hey, who needs

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lights anyway, right? Definitely not anyone driving during the daytime, the only time people ever

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drive, right? Anyway, meanwhile, the company's RoboTaxies, which launched this year in Austin,

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Texas, are reportedly crashing more frequently than their Waymo-powered counterparts

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despite having a human safety supervisor on board. Now on the bright side, SpaceX is reportedly set

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to land a $2 billion Pentagon contract for Trump's Golden Dome Missile Defense Network.

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Because when Tesla stopped moving, Musk just launches something else.

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Famously, Mary Shelley, Frankenstein's author, came up with the concept for the novel while

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summering in Switzerland. Funnily enough, the QuickBits also love Switzerland, big skiers,

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not so big on taking sides in a war. The US and China have agreed to a one-year trade truce,

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pausing tariffs and restrictions on semiconductors and rare earth exports. The deal marks a rare

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cooldown in the ongoing tech trade war, with both sides pledging to reopen supply chains and

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stabilize the global chip market. Still, whether China will be allowed to buy NVIDIA's Blackwell

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chips remains unclear under the new export rules. So for now, this is less of a peace treaty and

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more like hitting the snooze button on a trade war that is destined to ring once more. Five more

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minutes. NAY! Samsung is bringing its chromium-based mobile browser called Samsung Internet to Windows PCs.

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The browser syncs history, bookmarks, and passwords between Galaxy phones and PCs. Features we

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definitely haven't seen in a web browser before. Samsung says their new desktop browser will deliver

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a seamless connected browsing experience. That is also delivered by a plethora of other chromium-based

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browsers we now have available that all pitch the same thing. But this one is also pre-installed in

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your phone? Ehh? Ah, Chrome is too. Whatever, it's cool. United States Immigration and Customs

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Enforcement, better known as ICE, has their agents scanning people's faces with a smartphone app

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to verify their citizenship status, as reported by 404 Media. You know, it's about time someone

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decided whether law enforcement should be able to use facial recognition on the general public,

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despite years of debate over the privacy concerns related to such technology.

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Stop talking! Just look at the camera, because according to a DHS document, you can't refuse.

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Plus, it'll store your photo for 15 years for your convenience.

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Speaking of tools used by law enforcement, a new leak indicates that Celebrite's

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phone cracking tools can pull data from most pixel models unless they're running the Android

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fork GraphinOS. The leaked slides show that it works even on locked phones, but jokes on the feds,

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because this leak seems to have originated from one of their own, a user that goes by

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rogue fed. It just goes to show that once again, if you think your dad is private,

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there's likely a company or an agent sitting next to you in the mission briefing room

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who thinks that's just adorable. And YouTuber Nick Bilt, rigged up a Raspberry Pi to make your

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regular modern Wi-Fi sound just like that nostalgic screechy era of dial-up modems.

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Bilt's contraption feeds live wireless traffic through a Pi 3 plus a USB Wi-Fi adapter,

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letting a microcontroller convert the signal into analog noise, which it plays on a little speaker,

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resulting in a charming wail. It sounds a little like the distorted last gasps of a dying robot.

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It feels like home. This episode is dying too, but we'll be back Monday for more tech news.

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Here's a Frankenfact. Boris Karlov, who played Frankenstein's monster on screen in 1931,

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suffered from chronic back pain due to a brace he wore as the monster while filming.

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That's horrible. I just hope he feels better now.
