WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.000 So, are we throwing or dropping? Are you dropping? I get to drop it. 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Oh, that's... He said he'd give me a game of chance. He didn't specify which one. 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:12.000 Well, yeah, it's harder than it looks. Someone has to try and see how easy it is. 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.000 Okay. Hahaha! 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:20.000 Well, you're really harder than it looks. Oh, that's hilarious. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:25.000 I thought it was gonna be real easy. If I can remember, someone actually ordered that, 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:29.000 and I got stuck with the inventory. That's what I was expecting to hear, 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:33.000 because as a small-time computer shop, you deal with the same suppliers 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:36.000 that we would have at NCIX or whatever else. Correct. 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.000 And their return policies are notoriously... Horrible. 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:44.000 Non-existent, basically. Once you order it, if that customer cancels the order, 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.000 you're Keith. Yeah, you're... Proud owner, here you go. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.000 Wow, enjoy it. You're stuck with it, 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:55.000 and it's a nightmare to go through an army. Cigarette, lighter socket, 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:58.000 three-and-a-half inch bay device. Correct. 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:01.000 What am I looking at? So, if you have those USB chargers... 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:04.000 Uh-huh. You can use them. 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:07.000 It works. I know what this can be used for. 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:11.000 If you have nine dash cams in your car, and you need to power them, 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:15.000 this is gonna take care of three of those. And as somebody who said nine dash cams in his car, 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:17.000 I can attest, those are very useful. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:21.000 No! No! No! 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:24.000 Woo! Woo! Yeah! 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:29.000 No! He's sharked me! 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:33.000 He's sharked me! That's hilarious. 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:38.000 Dang it! 600 for the speakers. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:40.000 Keith getting a sound system upgrade. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:44.000 Get out of here, hippo! You're dead to me. 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:47.000 You better have all the speakers. I think so. It's 5.1, right? 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.000 Oh, is there one back there? Yeah, there's one back there. I'll grab it. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:54.000 I'm not paying $600 for an incomplete set of speakers. 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:57.000 Yeah. Those are wireless too. Yes, you do fix iPhones. 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:00.000 Take it away. Oh, really? I have to take that sign too? 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:03.000 Yes. Alright, I guess if I'm gonna take his other sign, 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:06.000 then I have to take the sign he doesn't want. And the broken light bulbs. 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.000 Oh, God. It's everything on or around the shelf, 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:12.000 so I need this sign. Are we taking the shelf? 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:15.000 No. This is not worth $90. 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:18.000 That is a motion-censored camera. It actually is. 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:21.000 And it'll track your baby. Didn't you have one recently? 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:24.000 Yeah, I mean, like eight years ago, but sure. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:28.000 I guess I'm watching old line of shows. 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:31.000 Are you having a good day at least? Great. 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:34.000 I've had a great time. USB 2. Come on. 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:37.000 That's a modern feature. That is not a modern feature. 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.000 iPhone 15? Yeah, I know the iPhone 15 has it. 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:45.000 Who said anyone? Listen, listen, I just want to help him out. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:48.000 Which man? 30. 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:51.000 You work for me. 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:54.000 Oh, those lines. 39.99. 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:57.000 Holding to selfish for a hard-dried dog. Oh, my God. 00:02:57.000 --> 00:03:00.000 Real darts. These are real darts. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:03.000 You're going to hold the board? 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:06.000 We can hang it up there anywhere. 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:09.000 Away from this beautiful monitor, 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:12.000 but do we have practice shots or no? 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:15.000 I need to feel the weight. This is quite serious. 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:18.000 We've never done practice shots yet. There's no precedent for it. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:21.000 All right. Do you play darts on a regular basis? I do not. 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:26.000 I feel like you've got to help me out a little bit here. I think that price for the mining rig was high. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:30.000 Okay. Don't forget to take your... Oh, no, he found the plastic tip on the darts. 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:34.000 I wasn't going to say anything, but... That wouldn't be very nice of you. 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:39.000 Let me get this off the counter. Now I don't have to buy it. 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:44.000 That was a broken camcorder. Thank goodness I don't have to buy it. 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:48.000 I just wanted to... So you can see all the stuff in here. 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:51.000 Do you play darts on a regular? No. 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:54.000 Okay, good. Did I used to? Yes. 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:57.000 Oh, God. But I'm talking 20 years ago. Okay, good. 00:03:57.000 --> 00:04:00.000 So you really want it? I mean... The articulation is not that great. 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:03.000 He works. He pissed them off. 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:08.000 Goodbye, Linus. Is that supposed to be a countdown to a poem? 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:13.000 Yes. He also will... If you have it at your office and you walk in the office, 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:16.000 he has a beam that will detect you. Oh, no way. 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:20.000 Yeah. Okay, so this is like a primo buzzlight your figure. 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:23.000 Yeah. The shield doesn't work anymore. 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:27.000 Okay, I'm not going to force you to sell it. 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:31.000 Oh, no, that's not the shield. That's the wings. 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:34.000 Oh. Following with style. 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.000 You know, I love my son. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.000 He's grown. You can have him for $500. 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:43.000 $500? You're allowed to refuse this one. 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:46.000 Yeah, you're allowed to refuse it. You can keep Buzz. 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:49.000 You can keep Buzz. I don't want him that badly. Are you sure? 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:52.000 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. He's an original. 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:55.000 You want to negotiate? 00:04:55.000 --> 00:05:00.000 Now I have clearance to activate the intergalactic security system. 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:03.000 300. Activate my radar motion sensor. 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:08.000 Done. All right. Buzz is mine for $300 unless I get a discount. 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:11.000 I pay full sticker. Deal. Oh. 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:14.000 Okay, let's get some prices. 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:17.000 Linus, what have you done? 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:21.000 $100 for this bay. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:25.000 $50 for this. 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:28.000 $130 for this. 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.000 Wow. This doesn't have a sticker on it. 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:34.000 Oh, that was $150. Yeah, we'll just go with the price. 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:39.000 But I get it for free if you lose. Actually, yeah, you got about $300 for the monitors. 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:43.000 I think I actually did. How much did you say? 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:50.000 $200. Keith, you just fleeced me on that last one. 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:53.000 No, no, no. I did not fleece. 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:56.000 Again, let's make this clear. You lost. 00:05:56.000 --> 00:06:04.000 There's a difference. We're gambling. We had a square price and then we rolled the dice. 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:07.000 What if we don't gamble? Okay. 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:12.000 You're a working man. I am. Would you say you have tough fingers working on computers all these years? 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:16.000 I do. I propose a challenge. 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:20.000 Who can hold the candle the longest? 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:23.000 Okay. I might end up in the hospital. Okay, no, no. 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:27.000 Let's not do that. Let's not do that. Well, I'm not going to give up. 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:31.000 Yeah, I know you won't. Warranty ends July 2011. 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:34.000 Ooh. 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:37.000 Doesn't mean it doesn't work. 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:40.000 My wife yelled at me so much. 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:43.000 Get rid of that old inventory. 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:46.000 She's going to be real happy today. 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:50.000 Yes. Yeah, what's the total for the laptops? 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:53.000 $3,810.25. 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:56.000 Okay. There you are. Good sir. 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:59.000 Thank you, I think. You were never going to get 70 dollars for this power. 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:02.000 No. The laptop is out for you. What even is this? 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:05.000 Oh my God. He's cut all my diapers. 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:08.000 If you need these for the tech shop, then keep them. No, no. 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:11.000 It's okay. I'm going to start over. 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:15.000 Yeah. Yep. I've got the budget for it. 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:19.000 Oh, but I missed this. A portable palm keyboard. 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:22.000 Whoa. Wow. Wait, wait. 00:07:22.000 --> 00:07:27.000 Refunds returns and exchanges. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll gladly refund your money. 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:31.000 I get the feeling everything today was final sale. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:35.000 I realize you're maintaining shopkeeper distance from me on camera. 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:38.000 You kind of have to stand unnaturally close. 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:42.000 Otherwise, no, that's too close. About like this. 00:07:42.000 --> 00:07:45.000 Otherwise, it looks weird on camera. Okay. 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:49.000 The camera puts about another foot of space between you. So I'll stand really weirdly close. 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:52.000 It's not because I'm a close talker. Yeah. In the Seinfeld episode. 00:07:52.000 --> 00:07:55.000 Yeah. Yeah, it's not because I'm a close talker. It's because we're on camera. 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:59.000 We should be able to see the front of your body, never the back. How about my gut? 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:05.000 Yeah, I'll suck it in. Yeah. The point is just that if you turn your back to the, if you're like that, I can interact 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:09.000 with you and they can see your face. And if you're like this, they can't see your face. 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.000 Okay. You're the co-star of this show. So no sense hanging around outside the camera. 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:16.000 And who... Oh, right. Wait, no. 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:19.000 No one from accounting is here. So who actually pays the name? Oh, I have... 00:08:19.000 --> 00:08:22.000 Right. Yeah, right. Let's go. 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:26.000 Get in the car. Get in the car. So do you have means to... 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:31.000 I do, yes. Okay. My credit card doesn't have that kind of limit on it. 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:34.000 Okay. So let's get her done. No way. 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:40.000 We cannot get the transaction. So 34,835 or 10 technically. 00:08:40.000 --> 00:08:44.000 So 34,000. You're going to round up? You're going to round up by one penny after all that? 00:08:44.000 --> 00:08:49.000 Whose team are you on? Sorry. So we're just doing even 35? 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.000 That. That.