1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 So, are we throwing or dropping? Are you dropping? I get to drop it. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Oh, that's... He said he'd give me a game of chance. He didn't specify which one. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Well, yeah, it's harder than it looks. Someone has to try and see how easy it is. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Okay. Hahaha! 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Well, you're really harder than it looks. Oh, that's hilarious. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I thought it was gonna be real easy. If I can remember, someone actually ordered that, 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 and I got stuck with the inventory. That's what I was expecting to hear, 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,000 because as a small-time computer shop, you deal with the same suppliers 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 that we would have at NCIX or whatever else. Correct. 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 And their return policies are notoriously... Horrible. 11 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Non-existent, basically. Once you order it, if that customer cancels the order, 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 you're Keith. Yeah, you're... Proud owner, here you go. 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Wow, enjoy it. You're stuck with it, 14 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:55,000 and it's a nightmare to go through an army. Cigarette, lighter socket, 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 three-and-a-half inch bay device. Correct. 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 What am I looking at? So, if you have those USB chargers... 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Uh-huh. You can use them. 18 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,000 It works. I know what this can be used for. 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:11,000 If you have nine dash cams in your car, and you need to power them, 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 this is gonna take care of three of those. And as somebody who said nine dash cams in his car, 21 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 I can attest, those are very useful. 22 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 No! No! No! 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Woo! Woo! Yeah! 24 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 No! He's sharked me! 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 He's sharked me! That's hilarious. 26 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Dang it! 600 for the speakers. 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Keith getting a sound system upgrade. 28 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Get out of here, hippo! You're dead to me. 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 You better have all the speakers. I think so. It's 5.1, right? 30 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Oh, is there one back there? Yeah, there's one back there. I'll grab it. 31 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I'm not paying $600 for an incomplete set of speakers. 32 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Yeah. Those are wireless too. Yes, you do fix iPhones. 33 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Take it away. Oh, really? I have to take that sign too? 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Yes. Alright, I guess if I'm gonna take his other sign, 35 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 then I have to take the sign he doesn't want. And the broken light bulbs. 36 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Oh, God. It's everything on or around the shelf, 37 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 so I need this sign. Are we taking the shelf? 38 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 No. This is not worth $90. 39 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 That is a motion-censored camera. It actually is. 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 And it'll track your baby. Didn't you have one recently? 41 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Yeah, I mean, like eight years ago, but sure. 42 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I guess I'm watching old line of shows. 43 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Are you having a good day at least? Great. 44 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I've had a great time. USB 2. Come on. 45 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,000 That's a modern feature. That is not a modern feature. 46 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 iPhone 15? Yeah, I know the iPhone 15 has it. 47 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Who said anyone? Listen, listen, I just want to help him out. 48 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Which man? 30. 49 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 You work for me. 50 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Oh, those lines. 39.99. 51 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Holding to selfish for a hard-dried dog. Oh, my God. 52 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Real darts. These are real darts. 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 You're going to hold the board? 54 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 We can hang it up there anywhere. 55 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Away from this beautiful monitor, 56 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 but do we have practice shots or no? 57 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I need to feel the weight. This is quite serious. 58 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 We've never done practice shots yet. There's no precedent for it. 59 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 All right. Do you play darts on a regular basis? I do not. 60 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I feel like you've got to help me out a little bit here. I think that price for the mining rig was high. 61 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Okay. Don't forget to take your... Oh, no, he found the plastic tip on the darts. 62 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I wasn't going to say anything, but... That wouldn't be very nice of you. 63 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Let me get this off the counter. Now I don't have to buy it. 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:44,000 That was a broken camcorder. Thank goodness I don't have to buy it. 65 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I just wanted to... So you can see all the stuff in here. 66 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Do you play darts on a regular? No. 67 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Okay, good. Did I used to? Yes. 68 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Oh, God. But I'm talking 20 years ago. Okay, good. 69 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 So you really want it? I mean... The articulation is not that great. 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 He works. He pissed them off. 71 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Goodbye, Linus. Is that supposed to be a countdown to a poem? 72 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Yes. He also will... If you have it at your office and you walk in the office, 73 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 he has a beam that will detect you. Oh, no way. 74 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Yeah. Okay, so this is like a primo buzzlight your figure. 75 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Yeah. The shield doesn't work anymore. 76 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Okay, I'm not going to force you to sell it. 77 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Oh, no, that's not the shield. That's the wings. 78 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Oh. Following with style. 79 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 You know, I love my son. 80 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 He's grown. You can have him for $500. 81 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 $500? You're allowed to refuse this one. 82 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Yeah, you're allowed to refuse it. You can keep Buzz. 83 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 You can keep Buzz. I don't want him that badly. Are you sure? 84 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. He's an original. 85 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 You want to negotiate? 86 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Now I have clearance to activate the intergalactic security system. 87 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 300. Activate my radar motion sensor. 88 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Done. All right. Buzz is mine for $300 unless I get a discount. 89 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 I pay full sticker. Deal. Oh. 90 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Okay, let's get some prices. 91 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Linus, what have you done? 92 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 $100 for this bay. 93 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 $50 for this. 94 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 $130 for this. 95 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Wow. This doesn't have a sticker on it. 96 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Oh, that was $150. Yeah, we'll just go with the price. 97 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:39,000 But I get it for free if you lose. Actually, yeah, you got about $300 for the monitors. 98 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I think I actually did. How much did you say? 99 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:50,000 $200. Keith, you just fleeced me on that last one. 100 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000 No, no, no. I did not fleece. 101 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Again, let's make this clear. You lost. 102 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:04,000 There's a difference. We're gambling. We had a square price and then we rolled the dice. 103 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 What if we don't gamble? Okay. 104 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:12,000 You're a working man. I am. Would you say you have tough fingers working on computers all these years? 105 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I do. I propose a challenge. 106 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Who can hold the candle the longest? 107 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Okay. I might end up in the hospital. Okay, no, no. 108 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Let's not do that. Let's not do that. Well, I'm not going to give up. 109 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Yeah, I know you won't. Warranty ends July 2011. 110 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Ooh. 111 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Doesn't mean it doesn't work. 112 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 My wife yelled at me so much. 113 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Get rid of that old inventory. 114 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 She's going to be real happy today. 115 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yes. Yeah, what's the total for the laptops? 116 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 $3,810.25. 117 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Okay. There you are. Good sir. 118 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Thank you, I think. You were never going to get 70 dollars for this power. 119 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 No. The laptop is out for you. What even is this? 120 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Oh my God. He's cut all my diapers. 121 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 If you need these for the tech shop, then keep them. No, no. 122 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 It's okay. I'm going to start over. 123 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah. Yep. I've got the budget for it. 124 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Oh, but I missed this. A portable palm keyboard. 125 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Whoa. Wow. Wait, wait. 126 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Refunds returns and exchanges. If you're not completely satisfied, we'll gladly refund your money. 127 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I get the feeling everything today was final sale. 128 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I realize you're maintaining shopkeeper distance from me on camera. 129 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 You kind of have to stand unnaturally close. 130 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Otherwise, no, that's too close. About like this. 131 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Otherwise, it looks weird on camera. Okay. 132 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,000 The camera puts about another foot of space between you. So I'll stand really weirdly close. 133 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 It's not because I'm a close talker. Yeah. In the Seinfeld episode. 134 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Yeah. Yeah, it's not because I'm a close talker. It's because we're on camera. 135 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 We should be able to see the front of your body, never the back. How about my gut? 136 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah, I'll suck it in. Yeah. The point is just that if you turn your back to the, if you're like that, I can interact 137 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,000 with you and they can see your face. And if you're like this, they can't see your face. 138 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Okay. You're the co-star of this show. So no sense hanging around outside the camera. 139 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 And who... Oh, right. Wait, no. 140 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 No one from accounting is here. So who actually pays the name? Oh, I have... 141 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Right. Yeah, right. Let's go. 142 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Get in the car. Get in the car. So do you have means to... 143 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,000 I do, yes. Okay. My credit card doesn't have that kind of limit on it. 144 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Okay. So let's get her done. No way. 145 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:40,000 We cannot get the transaction. So 34,835 or 10 technically. 146 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,000 So 34,000. You're going to round up? You're going to round up by one penny after all that? 147 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Whose team are you on? Sorry. So we're just doing even 35? 148 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 That. That.