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Oh crap, I didn't wear my Nouraghi today.

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Oh, oh no. Now I have to deliver tech news in a shirt?

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Yeah. Oh my god, so embarrassing. That's the worst.

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Nouraghi! Nouraghi!

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Ring, the Amazon subsidiary famous for sending its customer security camera recordings to police without asking,

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has decided that you need another reason to not buy their products.

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Ring announced last week that several previously free features will be pay walled behind a subscription before the end of the month.

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Starting March 29th, new users will not be able to use the Ring app to ARM or disarm their security,

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receive alarm notifications, or customize automations between compatible products,

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meaning things like setting your Ring cameras to record when your Ring alarm is triggered will no longer be possible,

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without an active Ring Protect subscription.

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Those features used to come included with the camera purchase,

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but can you really put a price on home security?

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I tried, it's hard. Maybe you can't, but for Amazon it's no problem.

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They can do it twice! This sucks for anyone considering buying Ring products,

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but even existing Ring users will still have to pay up or lose access to the home and away modes for Ring cameras,

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which means your advanced internet connected security camera will soon be a glorified webcam.

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Start your streaming career. Yeah, stream yourself, to the police.

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It's like Netflix, but for cops!

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To summarize, the company that gives police warrantless access to security camera video

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will make it less intuitive to stop recording on your security cameras if you don't pay a monthly fee.

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Alexa, what's the definition of extortion?

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What you just said.

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Thanks, Alexa. I'm Alexa. Thanks, Ry, Alexa.

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It's me, Alexa. At least four EV manufacturers have issued recalls in the last month,

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all for distinct, yet very good reasons.

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Rivian recalled 13,000 vehicles for a sensor issue that could stop an airbag from deploying,

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while Electra Mechanica recalled 428 automobiles because of a defect that could cause the motor to shut down,

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and Lordstown recalled 19 of their buggies because of a possible fault that caused drive power loss and could even break the car.

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That's a bad buggy. Bad to the bone.

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The worst of all is Tesla.

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Almost 3,500 Model Ys need to be recalled because the bolts securing the rear seats and seat belts aren't tight enough.

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I guess the bolt tightening guy, like his wrench ARM was injured that day, and he's just like, ah, good enough.

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You don't want to over tighten. You don't want to bolt it too good. You don't want people to be safe in an accident.

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Then they get entitled. It'll start cutting into the wood.

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Sure would. It doesn't stop there for Tesla.

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Just last week, shareholders sued the company and Elon Musk for allegedly misrepresenting the efficacy of Tesla's full self-driving or FSD tech.

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It might have something to do with the mid-February recall of over 362,000 vehicles because their FSD beta software caused them to be too enthusiastic about going straight through intersections while in a turning lane and other incredibly dangerous behaviors.

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In lighter news, the Model S and X received yet another price cut yesterday, almost like recent events have affected demand or something, maybe?

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I don't know. Regardless, it's never been cheaper to blame your car for your own reckless driving.

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The buyer's market. And another swath of upcoming Apple announcements have been teased by none other than the Germanator himself, Mark German.

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Allegedly, a new iMac, perhaps powered by an M3 chip, will be coming out around the second half of this year.

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Or at least, that's what we determined from German sermon.

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Testify! Amen! The current model was announced in April 2021, so the all-in-one is due for a refresh.

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He also claimed there is a 15-inch MacBook Air due to come out with an M2 chip and a 13-inch M3-powered Air possibly coming later in the year.

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But do any of you remember the Mac Pro? Apple seems to have forgotten about it since the last one released in 2019.

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Although, to be fair to Apple, 2019 is probably the last year I personally was able to track the passage of time.

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Mark German mentioned previously the new Pro will be powered by the M2 Ultra, but I'm pretty sure that was discontinued in 1973.

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I mean, how would you even give a computer LSD? I guess we'll find out in early spring or summer this year.

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You've got to think really hard about it. People would torture Riley.

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But then they got psychic powers. I mean, maybe in Stranger Things.

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Just an FYI, this isn't the Quickbits.

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This is just the intro to them. They come next.

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Just know what the Quickbits are. Yeah, like, let's do that.

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I know, it's confusing. A bug in NVIDIA's latest G4's driver has reportedly been causing CPU usage to increase by about 10% after exiting games.

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That is one needy roach.

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What's a roach? It's a bug. It needs a lot of juice.

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It's a thirsty boy. Fortunately, the bug is now known to the GPU makers, so it should be fixed soon.

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Although, hopefully they'll first address the bug that causes their newest GPUs to increase spending by 40%.

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Speaking of driver bugs, AMD's Radeon drivers have a rare bug that can brick a PC.

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Now, that's a mean roach. What we call that right there.

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That's a really mean roach. That one hates you.

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AMD has publicly acknowledged the issue and has helped at least one computer journalist through the complicated fix before they finish the permanent one.

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And that's all well and good, but this bug has been around for at least a month?

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Yeah, it lives forever. AMD is a history of eventually fixing their cards with software updates, but maybe a bug that takes out a whole computer could be, like, bumped up the list.

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A Rambo bug. It takes out everything.

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They took first blood, not me. Scammers have started tricking people into sending them money by using AI to emulate the voices of colleagues and loved ones strained on just a few sentences.

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One poor woman was almost scammed by someone posing as her grandson.

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Some have loftier ambitions and are tricking businesses by impersonating supervisors and directors.

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I can't imagine who would fall for it.

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No, that's not important. No, Riley, it's Linus. He needs your mother's maiden name.

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Oh, it's- Twitter appears to have played itself after internal and external links stopped working due to an error.

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After announcing the restriction of the platform's API, Twitter's links stopped working due to Code467, which hilariously states,

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your current API plan does not include access to this endpoint.

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It's a 467. More like 469, because they screwed themselves.

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Even Twitter has to pay itself for access to the Twitter API.

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I mean, how else are they going to make up for that $3 billion a year loss?

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Get some more transactions going. Yeah, get them going.

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Who cares about accounting fees? And researchers have used stable diffusion to translate brain waves into images.

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The scientists showed participants images during fMRI scans.

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The data from those scans was then decoded into text representations and input into the diffusion model.

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And the results do seem to resemble the presented images.

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Now, this isn't exactly at the level of outputting memories from people's brains,

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but imagine how much closer we'll be to that when AI is advanced enough to take all of our jobs.

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Darn it, we'll be able to look at our memories in a TV.

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Remember when we had jobs? Remember jobs? Ah, remember.

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But it can never take away your tech news, so make sure you come back on Wednesday.

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And if you're really good, well, maybe I'll dress up.

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Or I won't be hosting one of the two. Wear normal clothes.

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These aren't normal. These are abnormal clothes. I prefer robes.

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You look super weird, right?
