I'm reading one of my I'm doing that like like a judge daily reading thing
Yeah, reading one of my he's learning to read Star Wars to kind of Star Wars junk books
You sure were they referred to which one?
The second one with marriage aid, okay, hold on over the name of the future don't think specter of the past
It's the first one. Oh Hold on I can be wrong
Hold on hold on hold on
Once I just complete a choices of one. Oh Wow, what the heck did that come out?
2011 I can't get the first one. Definitely not the first. Yeah. All right, cool
Anyway, yes, you were reading a Star Wars novel
Adult would they referred to I just finished an adult focused book
So I rotate back and forth. They still make those I thought playboy shut down
Great articles He reads it for the news
The economic section
Yeah, I know I'll flip I'll flip from like
Yeah, anyways, whatever it doesn't matter, but they were referring to Mike and
They spoke to M. I. K. E. That's unfortunate. I was like, oh
Editor missed that one. Oh
If I catch it, it's rough. I find a surprising number of errors in books like it's totally a thing. Yeah
So people like free worldwide shipping
It's like Amazon figured it out. This is how many screwdrivers we sold today today
I thought it was a whole event. So I wasn't all that crazy and then wow. Yeah, so far today
This is all wait. This is all daily all this is today Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is
Okay, so there's that one that one So it's this one that you're talking about
So what is the difference between this one and this one?
That's a bit sets the second one down there that makes sense. Yeah, dude. This is crazy. That is pretty wild. This is
Utterly unhinged the timing of the mr. Who's the boss video in this sale is
Amazing No one could have planned that
If it was planned, there would have been delays something would have been off. Yeah, I it's too bad that the all my back
Ow one sec. Oh Being old sucks. Um, I heard those. Those are good. Yeah. Well feel so good now
For a little while for a little while
Yeah, it's there's some controversy around that video actually which is like kind of a downer for me
Self completely selfishly because I would love for that video to just be controversy free
And some creators mad that there's this rated low or something. No
There it there seems to be some valid criticism like he was using an older version of that physical keyboard for phones
Okay, and So he was like not super positive on it, but it was like an older version
Honestly For me that would make zero difference at all because I don't want a physical wasn't his feedback about like how big it was
Did they really make it much smaller? I?
Don't know but it doesn't matter to me at all because
Like I use a lot of special characters when I type and
memorizing like which ones can be activated with which things and stuff is like
Actually the stupidest thing ever from my perspective and
I again from my perspective stupidest thing ever for my use case for someone who wants to like type in their pocket
They want to touch type in their pocket or something Then like I guess that pretty useful done that with a touch for sure with a touch screen. That's pretty good. That's impressive
Correct is kind of insane. If you just trust the process, it'll like usually kind of work sure I
Mean you're a swift key bro, too. Don't you have like a decade of learning in there? No, I'm swift keys pretty good for me. Yeah
Switching devices sucks though because a lot of the like learning that it does is based on how you typo and where
So it'll get some stuff that's like wild and then when you switch phones
It will like not be able to get that anymore because your miss presses are in different spots
So like especially if you like miss the spacebar six times in one sentence
Like when you're on the same phone, it'll be like oh, yeah He meant space when he hit be all those times it'll like nail it
But then when you switch phones, it won't know anymore. Yeah, yeah from what I've seen
They're brainstorming promos in here, there's like some pretty there's some pretty crazy stuff
This is pretty funny Taran has an idea that we do
Remember that thing we did on the show once we're like depending on how something went I had to discount something more. Yeah
He has an idea where we like put stuff in the backpack until it breaks and
The more stuff we can put in it the deeper the discount
I don't know what breaks backpack
So I don't know if we're gonna do that, but what are you gonna put in it? I don't know lead like who knows
Oh So like the weight of the stuff that you put in the backpack until the handle breaks or something
Oh, yeah until something that's gonna be a big discount. Yeah, I know the handle is crazy
Your quality is terrible. Yeah, I mean we're not We're still working on it. We're cooking
This is the man who is cooking We're cooked. Well, he looks he looks kind of he looks kind of zonked right now
Does he look zonked to you? He's worked like 40 trillion hours. I know
I'm not saying he didn't earn it. I'm just saying he looks kind of zonked. That's all trying to work on this
Sorry, he might be a little zonked. Yeah
Zoned
We're aware that the way I show is still pausing and having issues that is why we're not fully live
Oh, yeah, we're only live to the privileged view who can enjoy this crap tier
Sorry
Well, he hasn't dropped for me after choosing 1080p, it's I think we're like
We night we might not be close to a resolution, but we're a lot better off than we were at the start
I still get pauses every bit. I also get slowdowns. I just got
the the To me right now it feels like we're
Our chunks are just not being delivered fast enough
Fucked by chunk and then we're running out of buffered chunks and then it pauses there because not everyone's pauses are synced
I'm gonna try doing some hyper stuff. Hmm. Nice AJ and I are on it. Cool
Nice, I guess mobile too. Yeah, I know I know guys you really I appreciate it
But there's there's genuinely nothing you guys can do to help us figure it out right now
Man people love the clicks keyboard
There's like it's one of those things that I guess just like if you love it you man, you love it
That's what I was gonna say. It's it's probably like a really really really tiny amount of people, but they care a lot
Because I have never once seen one in my life until that video and
That's probably for a bit of a reason
Yeah, because you don't pay attention
That's probably it. That's probably the reason you should really
broaden your horizons One day one day, you're gonna be like man, this is something I need to address about myself. It's gonna click for you
And it'll be too late, you'll be dead. Oh, yeah, that's tragic end of the story
We're off
No, those stories have happy endings fairly not but some things that aren't stories
I'm just saying
Guys, I know it's dropping I know it's dropping
No, not everyone's pauses are saying to considering some people aren't even getting them
I suspect a really to say that all your cats are not walking in lockstep though
Their puzzles aren't sink
Okay, you're on a bit of a streak there
Yeah You got a bell though
You're just changing it up keeping people guessing
Just got my switch to what no, I don't believe you
Uh-uh
No, you misread it they have the world from Adventure Time and it's changed. It's a switched. Ooh
Yeah, I know I wasn't that was a bit of a reach
I'm just gonna globally mute mics
You
Okay, you're all send it kind of makes sense that twitch and Floatplane would be struggling with this because I bet you the tiktok platform is more tuned for like
Junkie mobile streams. Yeah, like they're alive now
Oh, I love technology, maybe I should restart the computer or something
Let me check what's going on with my adapter
My adapter is it two and a half?
You
Any fun plans for a long weekend that you can talk about publicly to the whole internet
Linus Is there a long weekend? Yeah. Oh, that's sick. Wait. No, I don't have a long weekend. I'm coming in Monday to shoot. Oh, yeah
I
Supposed to normally have Mondays off and then you like never do I
Did this week actually like actually you didn't have any meetings. I mean well like
They were all voluntary Like well come on
Never gonna like not talk to anybody But I do I do find it funny that you're supposed to have Mondays off and then there's a stat you have to come in
That's rough if it helps I scheduled my own time for working on Monday
Nice Nice, yeah, no, we're we are doing a collab with Slave again. Oh overclocker. Yeah, yeah
We're gonna do like a new fastest PC ever kind of thing nice like tuned
Like to tuned for who framed Roger Rabbit that had too much live action in it. Yeah
How is burbs
I
Will be fine
The Rescue bird is totally fine and is at home
But two of them have been at the vet for going on two weeks now. What? Yeah, again. Yeah
Little fragile little things it's the it's the it's the one they're only both there
because Flock animals emotional support stuff and we weren't sure if you know, they often share sickness
We weren't sure if it went to the other one and then once we realized the other one was fine. He was already there
Emotional support stuff. Okay, whatever we'll leave them there
But it's it's the one that was already like the medicine
Twice a day sick for the rest of his life one that one
Deteriorated a bit so we brought him in and then they wanted to keep him for a bit
He recovered he had dropped a bunch of weight and stuff. So they were like
syringe feeding him And he's back up and he's doing better and he's more stable and he's no longer losing weight anymore
And he's he's kind of chilling so we're bringing him back home tomorrow. Oh nice. Okay. Yeah, so it's it's good
It's good news now Yeah, things were rough for a second
Hearing Luke troll the owner Linus about the backlog was fantastic what backlog of what?
I don't know. I don't know what they're talking about a
Taskback for a flow plane, maybe I don't know was he trolling me? I think he was just telling me. Yeah, there was a task
Epic Jold information delivery
Status of my department
Fail compilation
Man AJ is looking into some stuff
Cool, it's fun
We were gonna be too on time
Arguin says don't get birds. I Think Luke would actually agree at this point. Yeah
Like though your birds have been as expensive as a child at this point
I think like yeah, I can't believe how much money you guys spend on bird I'm gonna sound kind of heartless, but like I do not see birds the same way I see mammals if my bird was sick
I'd be like well bird died like I think a lot of people do that. Yeah, I'm sorry birds are they come from an egg
They're basically disposable. I'm sorry. I'm sorry and I know I know I know a lot of birds highly intelligent
There's even one that's apparently a big fan of the LTT screwdriver. Yep. I've seen that. Yep
That bird seems pretty chill seems pretty chill a lot of birds are like genuinely very intelligent. Yeah, yeah
Which is great, which is great and this is to be clear. I'm not saying I would kill birds
I just wouldn't work hard to keep them alive, which is why I don't own birds
See, that's that's the thing. I feel that's the thing I'm not I wouldn't if I brought a bird into my home and under my care
Then I would definitely feel obligated to care for it
But I knowing that I cannot care for it in that way have not done that
When we started having birds I was unaware of the costs and now anytime anyone asked me about if they should have birds the first thing
I tell them is the cost warning because it looks cheap, right? You show up at the store the well
My way is pretty cheap Like a new bird is actually not very expensive budgies like 30 bucks. Yeah a vet bill is like very expensive
Yeah, and they're very complicated to treat
Yeah, so they're like more expensive than you would even expect because yep like drawing blood from a budgie can just kill it
Right. Yeah, cuz they they have so little blood
It's the the classic thing is you know humans are mostly water birds are mostly air right? Yeah
They really don't have a lot of so you go to get the syringe in there. They're like bud. Gee, you know
I don't think you're gonna forget that one which is so annoying
That's gonna creep in my head so often. Oh
Man rent free, baby. I'm gonna bother my bird in some way
Which I do all the time on purpose and then I do but budgie is gonna come into my head
We also technically come from eggs. Yeah, I thought about saying it, but then he means like
No Yeah, we come from two haploid cells that make a diploid cell one of the haploid cells is kind of an egg
But like come on that see I was avoiding cuz yeah, you want to get pedantic. Let's get pedantic
You don't apply some strategy
Kitty kitty asks how's the kitties kitties are good sort of
Dash has turned into like a mega bitch
Ever since we brought the newest ones and her thing is that she can mostly get along sort of with other cats
And we knew this about her when we
Adopted the ones that we found in our yard and she like mostly tolerated them
But she doesn't like other cats She doesn't like them and then the the girl the little orange girl that was in the latest round
Like Dash flip and hates her Will for no reason like go seek her out and like like scratch her and
That's not good So Dash is living at my aunt's house right now
And then the other four are much happier with her not around and honestly Dash is stoked
Do you know the cat in a household again? So that's where we're at right now
My aunt has not adopted her because my aunt doesn't really want a cat
But she also loves Dash because she is the sweetest thing in the world as long as you are not another cat or
Something she can eat She likes people she loves people like she's such a dog like you'll so wait for you at the door
When she hears the garage Yeah, and she well, yeah, there you go
She's like a super lap cat like she'll just sit in your lap for like an hour while you're reading or watching TV or whatever else like it's
Sorry, what's that Katowice said Pokemon come from eggs. They aren't disposable. What are you Team Rocket?
Have you played of any of the game?
Yeah, dude poke Pokemon or just slaves with extra steps like they're intelligent your intelligent creatures
You can also just store them in a computer for some reason if it's if it's Pokemon go you can just meet grinder them
You're my best friend. I Don't really need you right now. Why don't you go in this digital file? Yeah, what are you even talking about? Yeah, rough
Very rough Pokemon is they just get traded 100% animal abuse
Society benefits just trading them around for almost no reason. They have the capability of understanding human speech
You can talk to them. Yeah, or you could just not or you could just
Make them fight for our entertainment to like what are we trying to prove exactly? Don't they eat them as well?
I don't I think that's cannon. I think so. I'm pretty sure
It's horrible Anyways
How are things going I don't know stuff's happening cool
Things are things are going on. I've been working with AJ for a long time. So I like I like
Get him at this point and he stopped responding to me
Me too, which doesn't mean that he's not there and does not mean that he's my name is in the zone. It means he's focused
So it's now my job to try to avoid bugging him too much
Gonna go bug you Mike's
They're still debating whether a deployed cell is an egg in the chat nice
But I mean either way it doesn't hatch from that so like
Avon Fox says Pokemon are borderline meat. I mean by that logic humans are borderline meat. Like what are we even saying here?
We've meat on us Some more than others the anime not the game
Yeah, and the anime they still trade Pokemon for like fun and stuff 100 they still battle them for entertainment
Oh, yeah, and in the in the anime you watch them feel physical pain in the game
You don't in the game is just numbers in the anime
They like get hurt like Pikachu comes out like bruised and bandaged and stuff. Yeah
Not better Yeah, yeah super cool. Cool. Star says mr. Mime's trade up just a guy and you force him to fight against dragons
Yeah You totally just like breed them to
Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah force breeding. That's a good one. I didn't think about that a good one. What is wrong?
Like wow a great idea, especially because you can use a ditto to breed something which means that you
It's probably a whole genre somewhere way worse. Yeah, I'm sure it is too
Isn't there like a balloon that feats on children's souls or something probably
There's keys. I mean it's Japanese. So yeah
Probably like a tentacle Pokemon somewhere
How many Pokemon have tentacles? Enough. I mean the very first game has a bunch Tangula Tentacruel Tentacool
There are 19 Pokemon described as having tentacles according to AI overview
Out of the 25 Pokemon that exists 19 of them have tentacles. It sounds like
Yeah Did I miss the topic title? No, we haven't actually started yet
You're good. We're barely doing the pre-show at this point. That's true. We're doing the
This is the entire point of the pre-show. They're totally gonna think that was real you jerk. I
Hope so. I hope I got at least one person
Pokemon is basically slavery. Yeah, but like even worse because it's like gladiatorial as well. Yeah
You
We're talking about doing bulk sales on items like screwdriver like on the store
What would you say would qualify as a bulk purchase of something like a screwdriver?
Bearing in mind, of course that it is a $70 screwdriver
So we couldn't be like at 100, you know How many would like how many would like an automotive shop need?
Depends on the size of the shop and My understanding is the norm in the automotive repair industry is that you have your own tools anyway
That's like kind of part of your You show or offering your offering as an employee is that you like have good tools and you're more likely to be hired
Is my understanding in the automotive industry really? Yeah, I don't know if that's true for like
Your ships can work have tools and you just you just bring in your box and set up
It's like haircutting. Yeah, because what you can't afford is like your own hoist
So that's the automotive shops value is they have the shop and the haircutting example made a lot of sense to me
So the shop is providing the large infrastructure and the client list effectively. Yeah. Yeah
There's a man using my computer now I'm not really enjoying the pixel that much it's gotten to that level finding it quite buggy
Tech support has tech support nine nine eight. Yeah. Yeah, it's the Canadian version
His mouse is freaking out, I don't think he's having fun
Yeah, yeah, I see that are your birds your slaves
Um, no, because I don't do anything for me. They also aren't intelligent at all
But I do not allow them to go outside, sorry, I shouldn't say not intelligent I wouldn't say that they are sentient
Oh, they could be they're definitely sentient. You think so
You're thinking of self-aware. Is it self-aware?
Yeah, they're definitely sentient. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There's rock tree capable
Oh consciousness. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep
They can learn like really basic language and stuff. Okay, so then why are they not asleep?
Because I don't because they don't they don't do anything for me, but they can't they can't leave their prisoner
Have you considered taping knives to them and making them fight?
No It's food for thought they have beaks though. It's true. It kind of come with knives, don't they kind of and yeah and talons
the ones Huge feet small talents classic budgie way adorable 10 screwdriver is minimum
I was kind of thinking that but then that sounded like a lot for a standard shop
Not if people make them disappear like a non bulk order of 10 mil sockets would probably be like a thousand
No, they just go missing they do just go missing, but they're definitely not buying a thousand at a time
They should I want Costco 10 mils
Let's go pack of just 10 mil sockets feel like five. I feel like Dan's Costco would be a really weird place to shop
Great, I would go there. Oh, yeah, it's like you could you could buy like XLR cable by the lake
Like remember that spool we had when we did that fiber run between the buildings like you would just buy one of those
you know you would Yeah, something like that. I mean I made us buy a
Smaller tiny spool of audio cable
That's been paying dividends. It's really useful, but like I don't know that giant fiber spool. Oh shoot. I'm an idiot
I six kilometers. I ordered XLR cables. I'm finally setting up that karaoke setup from the video permanently and I ordered XLR cables for it
I should have just stolen them from work. Oh, that's a good argument My birds are prisoners to me, but I am a slave to my birds. You're not a slave because you
Can just not take care of them I can't slaves don't have a choice. No, but you can though. I see. Yeah, I'm not a slave
You choose not to they're definitely prisoners though They're definitely prisoners
But they also put them said they're they're like super Stockholm syndrome prisoners because they put themselves back in their own cage, right?
That I think is worse probably. Yeah mental conditioning
Yeah, like the whole like emotional abuse that would have to go on in order to get them to that point they work for Amazon
By G driving a little
I want to get out of my cage The open the door deliver packages the seeds just pour out
No preening your feathers
Yeah, I say I think five Wow chat is
Super delayed. They're talking about 10 millimeter sockets right now I cannot interact with chat when it is this far behind every because every time it pauses or buffered. Yeah
Yeah, I say five. I say five street drivers. That's my vote five. I would say ten
Yeah, I think there's a lot of like two-bay shops and stuff like that that are not gonna order ten because there's just not enough
Then they can order five and they can pay full price That's an idea. That is true. Yeah, I think where we would give like a volume discount
It would have to be like ten units
That sounds probably fair the way I was approaching it is like
What company are you targeting with ten?
But then if that's not a what it's about Yeah, it's more about like if we're gonna like have a corporate sales team or something. Yeah, when could we justify?
their involvement In order to facilitate a sale. Yeah, something like when do you contact for bulk? Oh, I didn't think this was a contact situation. Oh
There's like on the shop like you would do it. We do a bundle of yes drivers. Yeah, yeah
Denia 3465 says it is against the law to neglect your pets. That's true, but it is not against the law for them to escape
In fact, I would argue that it makes them not a prisoner anymore and is a good thing. We're pretty sure that's how our
I Fledgling is that the right word? I think so. We're pretty sure that's where we got ours from
We are rather certain. Yeah, someone just decided not to have a bird anymore through those idea
Because they know they don't have to throw a bird Right, like it'll actually go pretty far without being thrown because she like is
Very conservative with her flying Mm-hmm
It's very unlikely that she would have just flown outside on her own right not that we've put her in a scenario where she could right
But so you're saying in like the the budgie ball league
Probably the quarterback stuck with her would not have like a long range. Yeah, no for the long bomb
Yeah, she's doing those short. Yeah, get the like rain Mary
It's like water wouldn't be very aerodynamic
Spread into droplets. Yeah, which would be very disruptive for a small budgie. Yes. Yeah
but Yeah, and she's like very
Calm it's just like there's not a lot of stuff that would cause her to go fly outside
And then we posted a bunch on like lost budgie
Things and like any pet Facebook groups, whatever everything and just nothing right
And she was in like perfect health, right? So it's just like still in perfect health. Yep doing good. No problems at all
Yeah, because the plan wasn't to keep her
The plan was just to get her inside so she didn't die because it budgies especially that was in the winter
Budgies have I don't know very very very short lifespan outside in BC
They're not gonna live here and there was other animals like hunting her other birds
So they would have got her. Oh, yeah, so now you have three budgies. Yep, and Emma's like, oh, she's lonely
They should put them to work Because three's company so
Corporate budgies. Oh
They'd probably be pretty good at that They talk a lot. I
Know I've been on calls with you and they get really any time I'm in like a call
They get really animated so they'd be good in meetings probably. Yeah
They do talk over each other a lot though
So if you have like one more budgie than you expected is it a bogey
Because one less is a birdie, right? Well, what I'm worried about right now is Emma's Emma's finding
Okay, so the the girl bird can't really view the boybirds. I stole that everybody freaks out wasn't worth stealing barely even got a laugh
Thanks crystal for nothing
The girl bird can't be with the boy bird because of reasons but the girl bird I know is it the bees
Oh
Sorry, this is what happens when I'm not answering merge messages. I can actually listen
I don't think that's gonna be a problem today, sir. Are you doing another deal? I I don't know
I'll say this the deal we did last week is still wheeling. Oh boy
Like oh, that's fine flippin wild
Sure Sure, I'll do it here
What is this time zones a way to evaluate stream delay oh
Okay, that looks pretty in sync to me
Nice
When he got rid of the window get it it's pretty good. It's pretty good
Thank you that stream delay measurement is useless because we know exactly why it's happening
And it's just compounding but it's if people find that it's
Neat to see what's going on behind the scenes right now then sure cool looks like it's
Yeah, quite quite delayed
Nice, so this is how much last week's deal is still wheeling
That's one week. It's bad
So is that but uh, yeah, that's like I've never usually we spike on Friday cuz when show and then
But it's gotta be the shipping actually gone up if you look at that like it bottomed out on
Monday Tuesdays only on the 15th whatever that is
The stores yeah, the store has been crazy and then it's actually gone up every day since then that's wild
Yeah, I've never seen that before
Any promo we've ever done has had a spike and then a decay curve
This just doesn't I think people and apparently it's not just us
apparently American consumers are like
Stalking up on non essentials if that makes sense like they're making discretionary purchases right now knowing that they could get more
Expensive I know people I'm going to restart the stream now sure