{"video_id":"fp_jST9jS8EOl","title":"LMG Tries Five Nights at Freddy's","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-10-27T22:00:00.054Z","duration_s":8864,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":12.14,"text":"Do you remember this place? For this Full Paint Friday, we're taking you on an assault","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.14,"end_s":18.0,"text":"a trip as we have various people from LMG try out this decade old game and see if they","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":23.56,"text":"can survive. Hello, my name is Riley Murdock. I get paid to browse the web and get stuck on Reddit","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.56,"end_s":27.56,"text":"for hours. I'm Jessica, I'm with the writing department.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":27.56,"end_s":32.32,"text":"Maria is our thumbnail artist. 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For this Full Paint Friday, we're taking you on an assault a trip as we have various people from LMG try out this decade old game and see if they can survive. Hello, my name is Riley Murdock. I get paid to browse the web and get stuck on Reddit for hours. I'm Jessica, I'm with the writing department. Maria is our thumbnail artist. I'm Dennis, I do sponsor stuff. I'm the event planner, event coordinator at Linus Media Group. I'm Curtis Lee. I'm an HR. I'm Anna, and I'm the senior marketing specialist over at Creator Warehouse. And I'm Emily. I'm one of our video editors. And out of one to ten, what is your tolerance for scary games? Tolerance for me, relatively high. Oh, really? I love horror games. I've never played this, though. Okay. What's your impression? It is some kind of legally distinct pastiche of Charles Entertainment Cheese. I'm not great with horror games. I think my only actual experience playing a horror game, one of the amnesias, I like played it for like half an hour. And then the first time that something went, I was like, no. And I was like, why am I doing this? I was playing alone by myself in my room at night. 7.5. Yeah, like six. I'm like a one. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. Let's say like an eight. Did I write ten? Yeah, you wrote ten. Oh, there he is. The lowest and the highest together. Okay, okay, okay. And then Emily, you said you've played this game before a long time ago, right? Yeah, I'm better with scary movies than I am with scary games. Yeah, same. Yeah, same. But Anna, you've never heard this, right? I've heard of this. I've just never played it. I have somehow managed to go, well, I don't know when the first one came out, but like in the ten years I've been doing tech stuff, I have seen so much about this game. I probably know more about it than the average person, but I have never played it. I have never played scary games. Same. But I love horror movies. I don't like horror movies. I don't like scary things. I haven't played the game, but I've more than I'd like to admit, I've watched a lot of the Game Theory videos on the game. I can't say I've played it ever. So we play at night one, two, three, and then jump right to five. What? Okay. Oh, wait, I should probably- That's a lot of nights, though. Okay, looking for security guard. Oh, okay, that's the ad. Oh, God, what is this? What's happening? You hung up on them. You hung up? What? He was giving me a lure. What's with dudes? Oh, wait, you just close the door and you open the door. Can you go through the door? No. This is just happening. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you see that? Did you see that? There was stuff that came up on screen. It was like flickering. Yeah. Oh, my God. It looks kind of scary. But it's like animated cartoon-y style. So I think it's not as realistic, kind of like scary, unless they jump scary. Am I supposed to do something? So you can check, you have doors and lights. You're trying to stop the guys from getting to your thing. So that's what the cameras are for to see, because they're going to be moving around eventually. Keeping the lights on is probably going to work against me, isn't it? Yeah, you don't really want to use it quickly to check. Yeah, so every time you use anything- This is important lore, Sam. Okay, okay, okay. Each time you use any of the electronics, like doors, lights, or using the camera, I see the bottom left there is usage there. So the more usage you're using, the faster the power drains. Oh, you don't want it to drain. Night 1 is easy, because it's this basic tutorial. This is weird filter on the screen. Yeah, it's a waving thing. I'm not sure what it is. It might be just the fact that we're playing on, like, 4K. Got it. On, like, a 2012-2014 game. Until the graphics are trash. Hey, it was the first game. This was made in 2014. Yeah, they did their best. This one person made it. So what do I do? So, I mean, this guy's going to talk for a long time. Yeah, he's talking too much. All I know is that when they come up to you, you've got to close the door. What happens if they come in? Then you die. Am I getting paid enough for this? Is this the charity card? Yeah. Be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. This is weird that it's telling you that they, like, roam, like, from the get-go. If they happen to see you after hours, probably won't recognize you as a person. So right at the beginning, it's, like, establishing that, like, yes, we know, the people who own this place, we know that they're alive, and we know that they roam around, and they might kill you. I thought it was more like, you were just hired for this job, and then, like, oh, they didn't tell you anything, and suddenly the people, like, it's weird that you know up front the secrets, you know? Also, this guy's been talking to us. It's 2 a.m. We started at 12 a.m. This guy's been talking for two hours. They should start moving soon, though, because the guy finally stopped talking. Oh, I see. Yeah, see, someone has left. Bonnie's gone. Oh, it's about to get interesting now, isn't it? Yeah. This was not there before, right? I don't know. What is that? Why? No, don't do that, please. I'm wasting all of our power. I mean, oh, you're at 69. You can't use any more. You can't do anything. Yeah, we just have to sit. As long as you lift till 6 a.m., it's fine. Okay, no one's there. Oh, go back, go back! Jessica, you're clicking so fast. There's nothing there. I know, but we just need to make sure. Do we? Oh, jeez. What if we get murdered? I'm very scared. So we have to, like, listen for footsteps? There was audio there, Jessica! Another one. We're just going to be on cam 1B. You just wait for a little bit. Is this the move? I think so. I'm scared, Chase. Oh, sorry, I lied. More of my moves. Oh, sorry. A big gaslet. Now I got to look at more cameras. Don't run. Don't yell. Don't scream. Don't poop on floor. Stay close to Bob. Don't hit. Leave before dark. Thank you, management. These lights are f***ed. These guys, not like... Oh, he's gone. Oh, he's gone. Ah! What was he doing there? Is it the same one? Yeah, it's the bunny. I think it's weird music. Is there music? I don't like that. Oh, look, it disappeared. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Are you opening the door so that they... They didn't come. So it's probably somewhere here now. Oh, it's here. Oh my God, so... Go back to the room. Oh, it's gone. There was something there. Is he wearing bondage? I never noticed that. He's wearing bondage. No, it's like the joints because it's a robot. With leather and studs? Oh, no, that's like you see through like the skin, right? To like the... I don't know. Maybe. I was going to look it up, but then realized it's going to give me some weird results. Yeah, maybe not at work. Oh, somebody's gone. One of them was gone. Yeah, one of them is gone. Hi. This is staring right into the camera. Yeah, he's staring at us. I played Lunch Lady with the volume down to a minimum and brightness at maximum. And it just looks like Shrek. Why are you even playing the game? I'm scared. I was like, oh my God. Got you with something. It's right here. Oh, so they're destroying the cameras now. Oh, that's easy. The camera went dead. Yeah, because that means he's moving. Yeah, it went off. Oh, they're all off. They're all down. You can lose, but it's very hard to lose. Very hard. You kind of have to like completely AFK. Oh, there he is. Yeah, so he's getting closer to you because you're right there. Can't I just shut the door and keep it shut? Uh, power. See the usage. It uses power to shut the door. Oh, he's left. Open the door. How much time do I have? You have 5 AM. I don't know. 5 AM? We're just going to close the door. Close the door. Yeah, I think I'm cheating because I watched so many videos on it. To be honest, I've never played a game either. I'm too scared. Okay, where was that? Was that Camp 7 where he was standing? He was in Camp 1B. He was previously at Camp 5. Yeah. See, this is why I don't play. I like scary movies because I think that the lack of interactivity makes me just like, I'm just sitting there. You can like this associate. Yeah, I don't get scared in the same way because I'm just like, I'm just watching what's happening. But this is like me. Yeah, no, I agree. I could be disemboweled. You say you're not scared of the games, right? Yeah. Yeah, no fear, right? I'm a baddie. Yeah, yeah, there's, oh, you can't close the door. Why can't I close the door? He's there. That doesn't change why I can't close the door. It's not good. I guess we'll just hang out. So close the door. Close the door. I'm trying. Okay, but the door drains battery when it's closed? Yep. Okay, open it. Turn the light on. Oh, look at that. Look at those going down. I mean, we might as well just keep that closed. It'll last until 5. It's 5 AM. It'll last. It'll last. Okay, but I want to see now. Do you? Let's check the camera. Do you? He might be on the other side. He might have gone around. Open the door. Open the door. I'm just leaving it closed. Jessica, please. You're being unstrategic. I know, but I want to see. Why do you want to see? I want to stare into the jaws of death. He's right there. He's still there. The jaws of death are two rooms away from us. This isn't scary. I feel like you're lying to us that everyone died on the first night. There's no way. While we're at lift, see where we're at. Oh. So they are coming. Yeah, there's this one hanging out. Oh. How did you lose? Oh, no. I don't know. I tried to do something and nothing was working. Oh, you made it. Right there. Okay. It wasn't that scary. He's just standing in the supply closet. This is fine. We, I mean, I would take this job. It's like, I think it's like one thing and very like passive, basically. Okay. That was not scary. You guys lose? Get over? Yeah. Yeah. They're going to pop up. I'm going to scream. Don't do that. Are you going to close it? What's he doing there? Excellent. Now you're going to be taking turns. Now Riley will be commanding the seat. Oh, okay. We're just jumping right in. Yeah, we're probably between nice. Okay. Oh, yeah. Come on. Piece of cake. Oh my gosh. It's starting. Oh, we're getting another call though. I'm not going to lie. I'm starting to question what all the hype is because like, you're just sitting here. This game got really popular because of the YouTubers playing it. Sorta. Yeah. That was the meta back there. It's right there. He's back. Mainly Markiplier was a key figure and I'm making this game popular. So I guess the whole thing was about just like the reactions of people playing it. Reaction, the lore behind the games. Wait. Is that she? What? Where'd it go? Oh my God. Oh, it's showing up. Is it not there anymore? So we should like close? Oh. No, no, no. What? Ah. She's gone. It's still there. It's still there. It's not there. It's there. No. Oh, what? Two moved. Oh, they're already on the way. It was homie there. Homie there. Wait. They broke the cameras already? Yeah, they broke the cameras I guess. Already? It's only 12 a.m. Bro, it's 12. How are we going to survive? This is going to be difficult. Jace, I'm scared. I get to relax while you die. One and die. This is great. Not that you would be in any danger, of course. Not that you'd be in any danger, of course. I guess he doesn't like being watched. He doesn't like being watched. So if you have the camera on them too long, they'll be like, oh, I'm coming for you. See, wait. You were able to close the door. Why couldn't I close the door? Like right when you see him, because you saw him and then you like hung out for a little while and then went back and it's like, yeah. I just like to hang out with recorders. Yeah. Okay, she's gone now. Oh, nope. Okay, I lied. Go away. Shall I open it? Oh. She should be in here. You should be in here. Don't scare me. Oh, this guy's down now again. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Please. Oh, I didn't check this side at all. Oh, it's over there. Why are you still here? Wait, he's supposed to go away at some point, right? Let's take a look at the office. We got my FU day, whatever that is. Your fun day? I hope so. I don't know what else it would be. Oh, what? The door. I don't under what? Let me open the door, dude. Okay. I guess I'll just leave that closed forever then. He won. No, I don't want to see. Okay. I was here. We're right next to us now. We might just let. Oh. How did I close it? Get it. Get it. I don't know how you tell if they go away or not, though. You're still there. What's he doing there? Okay. So this time now there's Freddie and the bunny. I never played this game again. You've never played this game? Nope. Not even watched it. I'm too scared. Why do you keep trying to tell us about the lore then? So if they do catch you, do we know what they do? I think the guy says that they like shove you into an animatronic suit full of metal, and then you just like become one of them. Well, but yeah, but there's like, like you can't survive in one of those suits because it's like. Watch me. Like, I think it's. Oh, oh, oh, I've never seen that before. Okay. Oh, wait, do you hear that? Okay. Sounds like when you like talk to someone through a tin can. Oh, he's right next to us. Okay. Didn't need the jump scare. Why'd you have to light them up first? I needed to make sure he was there. Why'd you gotta make just close the door? If he wasn't there, then I wouldn't want to close. I have to know that he's there. So now I know to close the door for a bit. It's 2 a.m. And you're down to 50%. Well, open the door. Say hi. No. Let's just see what happened. We were going to lose then. Wait, check the first camera. Camera 1A. Okay. Freddie's still there. Oh, Bonnie went back there. Oh, okay. What's his name? Bonnie. Yeah, Bonnie the Bonnie. And then Chica is the bird. Chica. Chica the Chica. That's cute. Oh, what? Go back, go back. I want to see that. What was that? Let's find out. I don't know what camera I was on. He's just hanging out in that camera. And I don't like it. Can I give you a tip that may or may not be true? Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. What are you doing there? What the hell, man? Oh, my God. They're all moving here. But not yet. 31% of power. What should we do? But... What? We're at night 3. We're at night 3. It's nowhere at 3 a.m. We're at 3 a.m. But we have 45%. Oh, my God. Three hours more in 17%. So we have to... You have to open them. Oh, God. You have to look at it. We got to lose again. I don't know how scared that is. Oh, God. What does he do? What is this configuration? Don't come. Oh, he's back. He's back. He's back. Please. I don't like this game. Don't say that. There's a cult following on this game. There's a cult? There's a cult around this game? That's actually not that surprising. Wait, two cameras are disabled now? Yo, Freddy's the best. He's just not even moving. Mad respect. Okay, so the right room is still pretty far away. Okay, so just open that door. And then the other one. I just want to imagine what they do. Like they sacrifice a pizza. You died. See, that's why. That's why I was by myself in my room and I get a scare like that at like 12.30. I'm like, what the f*** am I doing? I have to go to work tomorrow. He's playing. Leave me alone. He's coming up. He's coming up. What are they coming for? You're just going to have to deal with the Trump scare. This game is so goofy. I just can't. No. That's cheating. Madness, I thought you said this one was scary. Wait, what does the chicken's scarf say? Not scarf. Let's eat. Because I think she like spooked a lot or something. What does that mean? I don't know. It's not what I think of. I think of an animal that loves eating. Is that one right? One percent. No, we lose again. Oh my God. No, I can't. We are so bad at this game. I don't want to see. Something's going to happen. You guys are going to get it. I don't know. It's pretty dark. I don't want to look at it. Oh my God. That didn't scare me. So much. Oh well, we made it to date night two. This is a popular game. Oh God, that face. That's what I hate is like the bulgy eyes. Bro, you're going to lose power. Where's Chica though? Where's Chica though? No, I don't really want to know. Leave me alone. We're almost there. I don't have much power left. Oh, you're just there. Leave me alone. He's actually just chilling. I do love that you can open the door and then just close it. See ya bud. Just like bite. I think you guys might be the first to be with a past night too. Really? I think so. Why? I mean, I didn't even make it past one, so I think I understand why. I guess. Oh, this is so dark. I hate it. Oh God. No, I was like 10 seconds away from finishing it. Oh man. Oh man, I just was like, oh, how can no one beat this game? Wow. Awesome. I'm going to be that person now. That's old. Can you stop? What's he doing there? You're going to run out of power, bro. I'm just going to wait here. That's all I'm going to do. I would, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're just going to have to hope you really don't run out of power. Seven. This is really not good. Three percent. Three percent. Two percent. Please be over. Please. Oh, one percent. I didn't do anything. Dude, you're going to get wrecked right at the end. What time is it? It's 5am. It's 5am. It's been 5am for a while. I didn't do anything. Oh, hey. Oh my God. You have to get the best group ever. I'm so scared. You're out, bro. Oh, no way. Number five, I'm actually done. So with this time, we should keep the door open for a longer time. And then when they actually close, we're going to make it through 6am. Hello, receptionist. Hi, how are you? I'm about to be disemboweled. Hold, please. Wait, that's so not fair. You start with 99% power, not 100%. Yeah, what the hell? All we have is a fan and one light bulb. It can't be that hard to run. These are hard times. Right? I don't think I'm going to be scared. But I do think I might win. I won't, you know. Oh, they're already moving. Oh, they move as soon as the game starts. Just a quick tip. Yeah. They do give hints about animatronics in the phone calls. The power just keep going down, no matter what. Really? Yeah. But I think it goes faster if you look at the camera. Oh, she was already moving. Yeah, they start moving faster now. Yeah, who's that? That's the chick. That's the bird, the chicken. That's Chica. Turn the light on. Okay, now check the camera then. Oh, we're going to die. We're going to run out of battery. Sorry, I'm a bad backseat driver. Okay, we're like 89% in the first half. Yeah, this is not good. This is not good. Oh. That's pretty close. You need to get in this room. Okay. Probably the best strategy here is literally just to stay on these like four cameras around me. All the other cameras don't matter. What matters are the ones around you. I think if they show up at your door, though, they're not on a camera anymore. Like there's no cameras here. Why not? Just relax, you know? Just take a breath, Riley. It's just a game. It's just a game. I know it's just a game, but it's so funny because... When you die in the pizza parlor, you die in real life. Oh my God. It's right there. Wait. Close, close, close. Where'd you go? Yup. It's in the window. Oh yeah. Okay, there's Windows, I guess. So if you like light it up, then you can see through the window. I love that. This is why we use curtains and blinds, people. Audio only, so it's probably here. What's that sound? Close the door. Close the door. Close the door. This is not... This is not good for my health. Why does the door work? Am I dead? Sometimes in front of it, it doesn't work. It doesn't work! Wait, it just doesn't work? What do you mean it doesn't work? Wait, wait, wait, how is it in the room? No, it's not. I think Freddy's just scaring you. Wait, it can do that from beyond? Yeah. From beyond. From the beyond. That's not okay. It's a ghost. The game won't kill you, though, will it? You might just die. That just scared me a little. What do you mean that the door just doesn't work? Wait, it doesn't work? Yeah, Riley and Jessica found that out, too. So you just die? You die, apparently. I don't know. Haven't passed 1 a.m. yet, but we're doing good. Well, you're doing well. I'm not. I'm down to 64% power. It's only 1 a.m. Do we have to get to 6? 6, yeah. What's that one's name? Foxy? Foxy, yeah. Nothing Foxy about that. Okay, so I'm gonna open it. Did you get scared? Are you trying to scare me? I actually got scared. I got scared. Oh, my God. You are so close to that screen. Because he wasn't even there. 9-6, 9-6, 9-6. He wasn't even there. 9-6. Both. He wasn't even there. I mean, I want to look up the door. He's right there. He's in the cabin for it. Shut the door. He's dying. He's dying. He's actually dying. Oh, my God. You're sweating. Oh, don't be scared there, Riley. Oh, they're just cute little creatures. I'm just a boy. I'm not ready for this. I'm just a little boy. Okay, I thought I heard a noise and that's all. That was just the door. Okay. Me unlocking it so that the creatures can get me. You're doing very well. Oh, okay. You're far. You're fine. Yeah. Did he move? Yeah. Wait, are those footsteps? I think so. Have you been scared during this session? Well, you startled me earlier when you went yelp. I startled you. Yeah, you startled me. Close it up. Close it up. Close it up. He's right there. That's just a jump scare. What's with the... Like you heard the noise. I heard the noises. I'd love to be the voice actor for this one. Okay, now give us something really scary. Just frightened my pants off. Hello. That's how my dog looks at me when I don't give him cheese. Literally. No, I didn't know he spruced it at you. I didn't know he ran. Holy crap. All right, I'm out. Oh, man. Oh, wait, that means you have to do night five. I didn't know they ran. We're not doing four. We're going right to five. Oh, we're going right... Five? Dude, I couldn't even pass night two. What do you mean? No one cares about four. You've never played this game. And you subject other people? Yes. Sadism. This is what you call producer power. That's sick, Sammy. That's sick. That's how I get my kick. We're going to do night five. That is so unfair. No way. Wait, no, it went into one night one. How do we do night five? How do I get out of here? You hold C and D. C and D. And then you press the plus button on the numpad. What is... Why CD? What does CD stand for? I don't know. Compact disc. CD's nuts. CD's nuts. See Freddy's nuts. If you go online. There's lots of opportunities. If you're a tumbler, it's whether you like it or not. I should not have had that rebel this morning. I think there's five animatronics now. Five. Oh, my God, no. Let's get it right up. Let's score it. Blue planers. What's that noise? You just got to pray that the door doesn't break. Why they call... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They got to phone guy. Oh, no. Poor phone guy. Ah. Okay, where are they? Okay. Bunny up there. They're all gone from the main thing. They're all moving around somewhere. I heard... I think I saw something. You want to close it? Close it? Close it to your right. I'm going to use all my power. I will die in the dark. Close it all. No. It goes faster. Look. I'll just leave it open for a bit. Okay, you can't show it. Oh, my God, no. No. No. Don't do that. I immediately hate this. This went from like, oh, ha ha, fun times, to this is awful. Already? Leave me alone. Dude, scare me like that. Ha ha ha. Oh, sh**. Ha ha ha. Little pencil. Little pencil. I'm just a boy. I didn't sign up. Oh, he's coming down that door. Oh. Did you hear that? Was that him? Yeah, awesome. Yeah. I can't see. Like, oh, my God. No, no. They're all, they're all on the move. Oh, oh, no. That's not fun. You probably want to close the door. Dennis. Close the door. Why? Why? Oh, my God. Till they run, you never know. But there's nothing there. We're gonna lose power. We're gonna lose the game. What was that? Don't say that to me. What was that? He's right there. Get out of here. I did not sign up for war. Don't unlock it. He's currently there. I mean, you can unlock that one. But if you, somebody was there. No one's there now. Someone's in that closet. I mean, let him come out in his own time. You gotta be understanding. They're terrorizing me. What is that? Happy music. It sounds like Christmas music. Yeah, it was very festive. I can't just be one. You don't need to see that far. You just need to see those ones right there. Go close the door. Go close the door. Go closing. I'm closing. But then like 60%. Okay, then. Let's see. Can I open just this one? Yeah. Okay, it goes camera. One. There's nothing there. Oh, it's gone. No, it's still there. Oh, Friday's gone. Yeah, he's been gone for a hot minute. I hear footsteps. Okay. There's no way we're passing this. 54%, it's 1 a.m. And the cameras aren't working. Are there people that play this game? When they flip the thing down and there's a monster there, they're just like, hmm. Yeah, I think you were playing enough. Oh, shoot. But what did you do? What did you do? I startled. Yeah, I almost startled. Everyone startles. Well, I'm not frightened. I was just surprised. This is a dumb game. You think this is a dumb game? It's a bad game. And the developer should have made it better than this. I don't want to look. I don't want to look. You gotta look. Wait, wait, wait. Go back to the hallway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Someone's chilling there. I don't know who that is. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no. The cameras are all gone. They're all out. They're moving to make this full plan exclusive, a little bit more exclusive. We brought in a real life size. Five nights at Freddy's animatron. I keep yelling every time. They're not supposed to be there. You could be there. You could be there. That is. Left camera. Left camera. Like this. Are we fine on the left? Yes, we fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. How about right? Okay. Open right, open right, open right. Don't cover your eyes. Oh my God. That is. I saw this in a video like a couple of weeks ago. Foxy moves based on the FPS of the game or something in one of them. What? Why? So if you set the game to one FPS, they just, they never appear. I can't imagine this in VR, man. This would. Oh, no, no, no. I would die. I think was it like the, there's like one of them or I don't know if it's all the games, but one of them is in VR. Yeah, one of them is in VR. And I, I would absolutely die. So it's just a called find the Freddy health wanted release in 2019. I can't believe that was like, 2019 was like a while ago. That doesn't feel right. Don't say those words. I know. Hey, I have to share my depression with somebody. Yo, I hear that. Oh my God. This game alone is starting to feel like a traumatic experience. I feel like I actually though. That's bad time. Sounds. Oh, that one. That one's not scary. You've seen that one before. I saw that one. He's very cool until he's not cool at all. I really don't like when their faces are just up against the camera. Straight up in there. Yeah. Personal space, please. Yo, that's, that's the bear. It's Frederick. They are not close by. Oh my God. They can't just suddenly. They didn't run like three fire rooms. I'm just gonna hang out here. Girl, all we've been doing is hanging out. Chase, can you move it again? Sorry. The webcam is. Keep moving away. The curtain is pushing you. I'm trying to move away from the screen. I am scared. I just don't want people to know. I feel the vagus. Curtis is screaming. I'm laughing. Bro. Eddie, you've got to watch this dude right after this. I'm so sorry. We really should have adjusted our FPS fan. Yeah, they all have that. Uh-oh. Why can't you use either? You have power. No, there's someone. Man. Well, you didn't survive any nights. All in all, great run. Okay. Thank you. That was very fun. How would you rate your experience? Zero out of ten. Never again. Eight out of ten. We should do this again with the newest game. In VR. There's a VR one. In VR, just shut my eyes. Let's go. Next year, next year, next year. It's kind of slow, but... Yeah, like I... It's okay. Like, it's scary some part, but... Yeah. I wish you could move through the rooms and like... I feel kind of like... Even when you check, they are not even close to you. And then suddenly you can go like five rooms, three, four rooms. It's not very fair. I mean, it holds up as far as I can tell. It's terrifying. It's startling. And very interesting. I mean, like I want to give it like a seven. For what it is, the execution of it, I'd say like seven out of ten. Yeah. But I don't even know. It's decently creepy. Maybe it's a perfect game for what it is. I don't know. But in terms of like broad, the broad spectrum of like all possible games, it's like a five. Because five is still like, it's good. Would you say it's five nights? At Freddy's? I wouldn't say that. It still holds up like, scare-wise, if that's what you mean, you know? I think it could probably be a little bit scarier. Well, this is made by one guy in 2014, so... One guy, really? Yeah, just one guy. And then he spawned three sequels and like, spent like two years, I think. Do you think this will make you want to watch the movie? Yes. Oh, I wanted to anyway. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so ready for that movie. It's Halloween season. I'm here for the horror movies. Heck yeah. Oh, no, probably not. No. No, I'm good. I'm so scared. They're making a movie. Yeah. Okay, but like, the horror movies are fine. I'm kind of weirded out by the fact that like this game series is like so popular among like little kids. Yeah. Because I'm like, is that? I think it's like people under the age of like 15, I think. Because again, this is very old. Well, teenagers are fine. But I feel like I've seen, I've seen like kids under 10 like playing this and being into Five Nights at Freddy's. You like scary games. Any last words for you? We don't have any. We died. That's enough. That's enough. Thank you. Thank you. Halloween next. So what are you doing in the news? It's fine. I'm just out here like shouting like a psycho. Now I literally am going to go look up this whatever. Do you have the actual video? Do you know the actual video? It's like a gajillion videos. You know. Oh, well I... But I do know that they will contain... a game theory. I have a theory. All right, that's cool. All right, great. Thank you very much, guys. We beat the game. We didn't. F**k you, Freddy!"}