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That like make a mark on it oh my god this thing is terrible I think I left a

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permanent mark on it just now just from touching it no it's gone oh it's back I

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think I broke it oh my god see your uncle ramping the jet noises cuz he knows

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we're filming I don't know I doubt it like keep them quiet back there I have

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found that some devices are not cooperating well with the aviation grade

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whatever this is actually that's not the one that we're using for the onboard

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Wi-Fi that's the one that is for the onboard entertainment system that's

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gonna have to be a dedicated video Dan and pan crats who will henceforth be

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known as Dan crats have volunteered to help with it but the in-flight

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entertainment on this thing is the biggest gigantic piece of shit that I

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have ever seen in all my years as a consumer and as a reviewer that's a

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very intense claim that is no exaggeration it is unfathomably bad I

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mean I don't think it was on camera or may have been when you touched it

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earlier a big green splotch came across that was just the screen buddy wait till

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you see the interface do you want to know the worst part low-earth orbit

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aviation internet yeah is actually not more expensive month-to-month from what

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I've seen so the reason that we're not using it though is that getting the

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antenna installed is anywhere from a quarter million to half a million

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dollars up front whoa and on a bird this old ain't no way you're getting that

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value back out of it from the next buyer got it one option would be to do

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some kind of an onboard server there's some really cool like offline internet

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caching setups that you can do so you land it connects to your land-based

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internet connection it dumps all your favorite sites that you browse you could

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eat like Wikipedia is not even that big and then you have the internet while

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you're in flight and you could maybe put a flex server on something like that

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steam cash yes but all of that is a problem for another day oh you know

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coming back to the internet issue there was a time when pilots were just suction

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cupping Starlink minis up into the cockpit facing up but SpaceX got wise

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to that and actually just last month they revised the maximum speed like not

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megabits per second but actual travel speed oh at which a Starlink mini can

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be moving before they're basically just like no bro pay to get an aviation plan

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which honestly seems kind of stupid because I'm not gonna retrofit this with

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the big antenna so they could either like have a monthly subscription from me or

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they could just not and you just choose not to those are the options are those

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monthly subscriptions more than what you're paying so they have an aviation

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plan now that can do up to I think it's 450 kilometers per hour but we go quite

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a bit faster than that so we're not eligible for it and yes it's more

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expensive than a regular Starlink when I went to microcenter they tried to get

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me to buy the black version but it was $30 more and I was like I just want the

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green one they're like yeah but the black one will look better for a video but they knew who you were and they were just trying to like milk you yo

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microcenter what's up and then the other guy after I walked away that one guy

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was like he's from a light lion's tech tips and the other guy's like who wow

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really I was like my ego so high immediately came crashing down I don't

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know what black magic fractal did to achieve this but I was gonna give you

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guys a tech tip make sure you plug the power supply in before you actually

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mounted in here no matter how I orient this it like can't I'll figure it out

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oh wow this is man this is really tight I haven't actually built in a terra

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before that's shocking they're very popular

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no I think I did we did Alex's upgrade yeah Alex did was his a terra though yeah

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yeah okay all right oh yeah I forgot I could have totally given you more room

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earlier oh those ones pull out to yeah oh nice right that's pretty cool yeah

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all right well it's game okay here I'm thinking did you bring another power

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like you brought a power squid damn it do that I don't even not funny not after

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what we've been through get this video done oh I'm so sorry I felt so guilty

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last night like sitting in my hotel room just like I told you I told you it's

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fine it was everything is solvable you know we just got to have the right

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attitude and solve it to get it solved because otherwise he literally was not

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here for any reason at all I caught on this trip to do this video yeah cuz

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contrary to the obvious meaning that I was doing in the original video where

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it's like oh yeah I could totally give you a ride let's have a business meeting

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unless he has a reason a business reason for being on the flight he can't be on

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the flight because then it's not a business expense so the writer and the

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co-host has got to be here he doesn't write anything he doesn't co-host anything

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why the fuck is he here then it becomes a taxable benefit for me oh yeah that

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would have been bad for you yeah I would have been screwed I didn't even think about that yeah it would have been like mine sorry we would have both been

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boned yeah why would you have been well because I don't know I guess I covered

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your hotel it's not that bad yeah because I would only well no because then I

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would have to cover that too yeah and you're probably less productive like not

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being in office I was a little less I wrote almost three scripts while we were

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gone really yeah two and a half yeah yeah good job people say I don't work

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here people people wonder why I keep them around come on you guys go on the

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jet oh okay if we broke it right now that would really suck oh no we're just

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gonna have to do a second flight no now that we've built the highest PC nothing

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would prevent us from gaming on the ground unless no but then we can't say

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we have the gaming at the highest altitude record I mean that might have

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been the spurs though I don't know how high their plane went probably about the

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same in fact if they were on a bigger jet they were probably flying lower so no I

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think we're probably there they were definitely on a bigger jet that's okay

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my this is also smaller than theirs I assume

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what that sounds like a great business expense work trip we fly out to measure

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I thought you're gonna say fly out to get them enlarged

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yeah also good business trip channel super surprising and go for the super

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light well since we were saving so much weight on the computer yeah I figured we

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could splurge with the dead adder chroma nice solid there's also the first

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mouse I grabbed did you bring a little bro controller it was in the grab and

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gopin I don't even know what it is so yes oh no that's an 8-bit dough oh okay

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yeah whatever wired controller though adding more weight Elijah sorry well I

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didn't know if the like wireless interference it doesn't have airplane

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mode right like I don't want to screw up with the communications yeah yeah yeah

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is that gonna be a video you think like airplane mode on the airplane and like

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what does it do and it's something that's on my list of stuff that I'd like to

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explore but I don't really know what if anything we're gonna be able to say about

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it because our airplane is so old that it kind of probably has nothing to do

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with what would happen on a modern jetliner anyway got it so make it out

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what you also thought they were just completely different bands anyways like

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cellular reception and airplane so I thought the whole point of turning it

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off was that there's not really a point in many cases of aviation the point is

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not that something bad will happen if you do this thing it's that it has not

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been extensively comprehensively validated that nothing bad will happen

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got it so it's more of just like I don't even tempt it kind of thing okay

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alright
