That like make a mark on it oh my god this thing is terrible I think I left a
permanent mark on it just now just from touching it no it's gone oh it's back I
think I broke it oh my god see your uncle ramping the jet noises cuz he knows
we're filming I don't know I doubt it like keep them quiet back there I have
found that some devices are not cooperating well with the aviation grade
whatever this is actually that's not the one that we're using for the onboard
Wi-Fi that's the one that is for the onboard entertainment system that's
gonna have to be a dedicated video Dan and pan crats who will henceforth be
known as Dan crats have volunteered to help with it but the in-flight
entertainment on this thing is the biggest gigantic piece of shit that I
have ever seen in all my years as a consumer and as a reviewer that's a
very intense claim that is no exaggeration it is unfathomably bad I
mean I don't think it was on camera or may have been when you touched it
earlier a big green splotch came across that was just the screen buddy wait till
you see the interface do you want to know the worst part low-earth orbit
aviation internet yeah is actually not more expensive month-to-month from what
I've seen so the reason that we're not using it though is that getting the
antenna installed is anywhere from a quarter million to half a million
dollars up front whoa and on a bird this old ain't no way you're getting that
value back out of it from the next buyer got it one option would be to do
some kind of an onboard server there's some really cool like offline internet
caching setups that you can do so you land it connects to your land-based
internet connection it dumps all your favorite sites that you browse you could
eat like Wikipedia is not even that big and then you have the internet while
you're in flight and you could maybe put a flex server on something like that
steam cash yes but all of that is a problem for another day oh you know
coming back to the internet issue there was a time when pilots were just suction
cupping Starlink minis up into the cockpit facing up but SpaceX got wise
to that and actually just last month they revised the maximum speed like not
megabits per second but actual travel speed oh at which a Starlink mini can
be moving before they're basically just like no bro pay to get an aviation plan
which honestly seems kind of stupid because I'm not gonna retrofit this with
the big antenna so they could either like have a monthly subscription from me or
they could just not and you just choose not to those are the options are those
monthly subscriptions more than what you're paying so they have an aviation
plan now that can do up to I think it's 450 kilometers per hour but we go quite
a bit faster than that so we're not eligible for it and yes it's more
expensive than a regular Starlink when I went to microcenter they tried to get
me to buy the black version but it was $30 more and I was like I just want the
green one they're like yeah but the black one will look better for a video but they knew who you were and they were just trying to like milk you yo
microcenter what's up and then the other guy after I walked away that one guy
was like he's from a light lion's tech tips and the other guy's like who wow
really I was like my ego so high immediately came crashing down I don't
know what black magic fractal did to achieve this but I was gonna give you
guys a tech tip make sure you plug the power supply in before you actually
mounted in here no matter how I orient this it like can't I'll figure it out
oh wow this is man this is really tight I haven't actually built in a terra
before that's shocking they're very popular
no I think I did we did Alex's upgrade yeah Alex did was his a terra though yeah
yeah okay all right oh yeah I forgot I could have totally given you more room
earlier oh those ones pull out to yeah oh nice right that's pretty cool yeah
all right well it's game okay here I'm thinking did you bring another power
like you brought a power squid damn it do that I don't even not funny not after
what we've been through get this video done oh I'm so sorry I felt so guilty
last night like sitting in my hotel room just like I told you I told you it's
fine it was everything is solvable you know we just got to have the right
attitude and solve it to get it solved because otherwise he literally was not
here for any reason at all I caught on this trip to do this video yeah cuz
contrary to the obvious meaning that I was doing in the original video where
it's like oh yeah I could totally give you a ride let's have a business meeting
unless he has a reason a business reason for being on the flight he can't be on
the flight because then it's not a business expense so the writer and the
co-host has got to be here he doesn't write anything he doesn't co-host anything
why the fuck is he here then it becomes a taxable benefit for me oh yeah that
would have been bad for you yeah I would have been screwed I didn't even think about that yeah it would have been like mine sorry we would have both been
boned yeah why would you have been well because I don't know I guess I covered
your hotel it's not that bad yeah because I would only well no because then I
would have to cover that too yeah and you're probably less productive like not
being in office I was a little less I wrote almost three scripts while we were
gone really yeah two and a half yeah yeah good job people say I don't work
here people people wonder why I keep them around come on you guys go on the
jet oh okay if we broke it right now that would really suck oh no we're just
gonna have to do a second flight no now that we've built the highest PC nothing
would prevent us from gaming on the ground unless no but then we can't say
we have the gaming at the highest altitude record I mean that might have
been the spurs though I don't know how high their plane went probably about the
same in fact if they were on a bigger jet they were probably flying lower so no I
think we're probably there they were definitely on a bigger jet that's okay
my this is also smaller than theirs I assume
what that sounds like a great business expense work trip we fly out to measure
I thought you're gonna say fly out to get them enlarged
yeah also good business trip channel super surprising and go for the super
light well since we were saving so much weight on the computer yeah I figured we
could splurge with the dead adder chroma nice solid there's also the first
mouse I grabbed did you bring a little bro controller it was in the grab and
gopin I don't even know what it is so yes oh no that's an 8-bit dough oh okay
yeah whatever wired controller though adding more weight Elijah sorry well I
didn't know if the like wireless interference it doesn't have airplane
mode right like I don't want to screw up with the communications yeah yeah yeah
is that gonna be a video you think like airplane mode on the airplane and like
what does it do and it's something that's on my list of stuff that I'd like to
explore but I don't really know what if anything we're gonna be able to say about
it because our airplane is so old that it kind of probably has nothing to do
with what would happen on a modern jetliner anyway got it so make it out
what you also thought they were just completely different bands anyways like
cellular reception and airplane so I thought the whole point of turning it
off was that there's not really a point in many cases of aviation the point is
not that something bad will happen if you do this thing it's that it has not
been extensively comprehensively validated that nothing bad will happen
got it so it's more of just like I don't even tempt it kind of thing okay
alright