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Alex gets the big chair. Oh, I get the big chair. Why? You get the tiny chair.

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I feel inferior. You are inferior. Bro, lower the chair a little bit at least.

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Stop. I'm going to be taller than you, too. What do you mean? I'm Elijah.

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I'm in logistics. And I report to Alex. And I'm Alex.

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I'm logistics manager. And yeah.

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Hi, I'm Jeff. I'm the sales supervisor here at Linus Media Group.

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I'm Sharad. I'm an accountant. This is How Well Do You Know Your Boss?

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A variation of the newlywed game where instead of answering questions about each other, we're only asking questions

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about the boss with two traditional newlywed style questions.

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So first off, without looking at each other, what is Alex's eye color?

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Oh my. Do you know your own eye color, Alex?

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I do. I don't stare into my manager's eyes very often.

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Cody, where do you stare? I'm talking to you.

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Excellent. One point. Let's go. OK.

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I get lots of those eyes every day, dude. Oh, yes.

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These are just easy ones. I'm bishing you the easy ones. Easy. I just guessed.

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So without looking, does Alex have any tattoos or piercings?

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I'll give you one hint, Sharad. He has at least one.

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Why are you raising his huge nose? I don't know how to spell.

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No and. Oh, you both will know. Not zero. That's crazy.

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Look at that. Yo. That's crazy.

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Let's go. We're in sync, baby. What can I tell you?

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Did we just become best friends? Where is Jess's favorite Christmas room? Like, as in a country or like his bed?

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What? You want to be like.

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All right, ready? Three, two, one. Home and Texas.

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Is Texas your home? I mean, that's kind of the same thing. You could go.

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Texas is in my heart. That's where he's from, so. Discord?

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I'm always on Discord and no one joins the voice chat.

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I'm like, hey guys, let's go on Discord. They'll ghost me the rest of the night.

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I left him on red last night.

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What is Alex's favorite food?

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I feel like I should know this. I don't even know I know this.

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Oh, you do know this. Oh, I don't know how to spell this. I don't either.

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Burger King and weak old chicken.

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Old spaghetti burger and enchiladas.

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Tell the people the story. We kind of have this meme of like when we run out of time for our quarterly activity,

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we just are like, oh, we'll just do old spaghetti factory because he gets double points on his credit card.

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Excuse me. Five times the points.

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Even more. Every time this guy gets food, he lets it sit outside just on his desk for like the full day

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and then eats it and gets food poisoning every single time.

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We go out for lunch. It takes a while to get there to order the food,

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to wait for the food, then to come back. Then once I'm back, I'm busy with stuff.

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Got to start answering emails. And so I forget about the food that's just sitting on my desk.

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Next thing you know, he's taking a sick day today after because he got food poisoning.

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Okay, all right. I remember seeing that on the feed side.

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When did Alex start at the company? I'll give you one for this point.

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You can put them up. All right. What year was it? After the time, I don't even know like how old I am.

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And I have to like... You know, I'm the same. After 21, just like...

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Thanks. That boomer age is getting to you, Alex.

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I said about two years. So I'm like two months off. All right, all right. Perfect.

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Yeah. What is Alex's ideal weekend?

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Discord. Ideal weekend? Ideal weekend.

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You don't even know. I don't even know. Ready? I'm ready.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where'd your eyes go? Where'd your eyes go? My eyes?

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I don't know what you're talking about, dude. Golfing, nuts.

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Doing absolutely nothing. Oh, okay. I know he likes golfing.

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That's all I can really tell. I have two kids. I never get to do nothing.

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Kids are going to watch this. Dad! Playing games other than Red Dead 2.

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All right, I'll give it to you.

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You got to play that. I'll play pretty much any game instead of Red Dead 2

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because I know how much of a time sink that game is and I want to have time to play my other games in my backlog

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but I always buy new games. I end up not playing.

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And I keep putting it off because I'm like, oh, I really want to dedicate time

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towards Red Dead rather than, like, bouncing between different games and truck keeps clowning.

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We're on Discord as he's telling me about, oh, I need to play my backlog of games

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before I get to Red Dead. He's buying games as we're speaking.

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I'm like, you're never going to get to play that game. I'm about to start filming, by the way.

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I do like golfing, though. Yeah. That is correct. What is August's most prized possession?

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Oh, my God. Do you know what your most prized possession is?

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That's a good question. What is my favorite possession?

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What? I know exactly what it is. It cannot be people? Dang it.

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Oh, it's going to be people? No. I was going to put me. Why should I have more confidence?

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I don't know. I know exactly what it is. I don't even know what it is.

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And I see it as if you were like, oh, you're absolutely correct, my friend.

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It's golfing, you know? What's the worst that can happen? Yeah. You can just fire it.

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That's it. You know what biggest fear is? Loneliness.

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Wedding ring. Because I couldn't put my wife. Yeah.

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Damn. That's cringe. You always tell me how good of a deal you got on your house.

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So I was like, maybe he's just really proud about his house. And George.

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And Colvin's life blind body pillow. Oh, you're right.

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See? But mine is just pretty good, too. A lot of good memories with this one.

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I own a 2009 Acura TSX.

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Oh, we gotta wait. And it doesn't have carplay in it.

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Like there's no touchscreen or anything like that. I got like one of the nicer like Android head units

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to make it look pretty stock. And ever since I installed it, there's been nothing but issues.

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Like turn on the AC. The audio cuts off.

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I don't know. I wouldn't have put my wife.

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Sorry, Taylor. What is just favorite technique?

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My favorite technique.

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Oh, this is a long one.

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Sorry.

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Woodworking. Oh, yeah. And that one router saw that got me down.

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What's a router saw? It's not a router, but it's a.

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It's like a side router, though, I thought, right? Where you can like. It's a domino joiner.

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That's it. He was talking about like woodworking tools. He bought this really expensive one last year.

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Yeah. And that's why I was like, oh, maybe it's woodworking tools.

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He on it. He actually has issues. Dude, I have them.

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The meal mini plus the RG 405M. I got a switch, a steam deck.

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I need to calm down. I have two questions that you do can decide on the answer.

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They're together like collaboratively. Yeah. So the first question is who is the best dresser between the two of you?

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Come on. He's in that video. Which one? Like, oh, I got the drip drip.

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My buddy got me drip drip. All this design, they got me drip drip.

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Air Max once inside out. No, Rating Champ, local brand.

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Support local. What's up, Lodi? He's the size. Hey, we got the same answer.

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Yeah, because we dressed the exact same.

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We all just wear LTX stuff. I look kind of sharp, you know?

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I'm not the name of the video. Yep. Who always comes in later?

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No, that one's easy. It's tough because things have changed

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since he busted his car. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Alex and me. Excellent, excellent. Why do you always come later?

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Because I have to drop my kid off in school. Oh, okay.

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Jeff, 100%. What? You were late today.

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I was not. You were later than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But usually, usually, I'm here by like 840, okay?

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I know. But that's why I said, listen.

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But currently, you're later than me. Yes, currently, but usually.

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Yeah, this man busted his car and didn't fix it, and now it's worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'll fix it eventually. RRP that actor. It's been like three and four months, but I'll do it eventually.

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Okay, so we're going back to the right question. No? What was Alex's first impression of Eli in one word?

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It's been a wonderful year. Do you remember? Of course. I remember it like it was yesterday.

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Dude, I remember first time everybody hung out. Artie was there too.

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Oh, man, that's a story for another time. And he died.

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That's a story for another time. Because like, if I'm thinking interview, I'm trying to like think back to that.

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Radical and loud.

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He's a loud guy. You know, that's a fair point. Yeah, I can hear him.

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Nervous. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I remember like you answered the door

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and I was like, interview.

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What is Jeff's biggest pet peeve?

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We can't say on camera. Yeah, we can't.

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Can I say this one? You might have to...

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You gonna see my... Oh, I know one. You're gonna see my answer and be like, oh yeah.

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Oh, that's a good one. That's actually more accurate.

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Yeah, I know you get pretty chapped when you like walk up to something and it's still there.

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But that one as of recently is correct.

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All right, I'm...

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It's true, right?

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All right, we'll lose the competition.

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What is Artie's favorite drink? Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

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I don't think you'll get this one. I don't think I will either. Probably some like weird craft beer that I've like never heard of.

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No. Okay. It's an energy drink.

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Okay, this is... Do you want to change your answer? Let's flip this.

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There. Okay, I'll coke.

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Yeah, you got it. I'll have like three cans a day.

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Oh my God, you're like Eli. Actually, I have a problem.

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I've toned it down quite a bit. Balls. Oh, no. You like balls?

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I love balls. Oh, balls. You ever heard of it? It's my favorite. I added a plus because I was thinking maybe Dr. Pepper has some energy drink.

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It's a ShortCircuit video. Really? Yeah, oh, okay. I even forgot about that one.

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I was here for a while. I edited it when I was on my trial. Oh, my probation.

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Who is just celebrity crush? Who is that boomer you just told me about?

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Like the song that you listen to, that's from like the 60s.

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Do you know celebrity crush? Oh man, I'm blanking out on her name.

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I'm trying to think of names I've given my wife before.

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No, that's not fair. No. That was one Filipino guy.

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That's it. That's it. Yeah, yeah. Alona Garcia. Yo, let's go.

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My man. This guy knows that. I knew it.

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I knew it. Lindy on and Emily Blunt.

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Who's Emily Blunt? She's married to Jim from the office.

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I've never watched the office. Of course you haven't. I have to let everybody know that why she's here.

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Didn't know who the Beatles were. Okay. I do now.

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You've explained it to me and it's just boomer music. I just don't enjoy it.

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We do not accept Eli and his views.

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All right. Close minded here. If Jeff wanted a million dollars, what would he do with it?

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Well, that was fast. You knew.

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Pay off my mortgage. Yeah.

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Buy a 500 square foot hut in Vancouver.

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That's what they're going for. If you're lucky. If you're lucky.

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If you're lucky. And then buy more retro handheld and SMM3 performance.

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Yup. You know it. The journey isn't about playing games.

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The journey is about playing with the settings and tweaking it just right to play games for five minutes.

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It's retro time, baby.

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Come on. Buy the spaghetti pack in time.

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He can buy the line that has spaghetti. There you go.

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That's just going to be my default until spaghetti pack. Yeah, until I get it right.

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Well, unfortunately, this is the last question. Oh, God. We do have to chill a little bit for a company.

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What is Alex's favorite LTT merch?

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Oh, that's easy. Dude, you know this. Why?

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Yeah. I talk about it all the time. Yeah. He knows right away.

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I mean, I don't know. You ready?

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No. Shirts and underwear. Damn it.

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The boxers are excellent. If you don't have a pair though.

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I don't have one yet. You always wear it. I mean, everyone here wears the shirts,

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but I see you wear them more than anyone else. Yeah, that's because like my entire wardrobe is just pink and yellow shirts.

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Yeah. Boone, I had a stock top. I'll be sweater.

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The gray one? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Oh, that's right. That's correct.

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Yes. I don't know. I guess our outfit. I guess I don't know you very well.

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You also asked the person who's in logistics the least.

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Like I've only been here like six months. Yeah, that's funny.

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I agree. Jeff's cool, I guess. Yeah.

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Come on. Yeah. Do you know a better boss than me?

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Yes. Who? Colton. He doesn't even work here anymore.

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Stop.
