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You know, NVIDIA did not have to make the PCBs so dang cool.

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No, they didn't. But they did?

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That's why we show for them, right? And you paid for it.

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Well, they paid me to feature this in this video.

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Well, that's why we get your kickbacks. Because I haven't been paid by NVIDIA.

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Well, I have, but not for a very long time. Not ever since I got mad at them for being idiots.

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Jensen said, hey, I'll give you a fiver if you say the 4060TI is good.

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You know what? I would chill for the 4060TI.

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Okay, Jensen, if you're listening, what I need you to do is just slip me a 4060TI that doesn't suck.

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Ooh. I'm sorry. I can't do that, Linus.

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Yeah, I'm too busy.

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I'm too busy watching my stock go up 25% today.

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Wait, what? Yeah. From what?

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Did they announce other AI stuff from Microsoft?

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I think they had an earnings call in AI, something, something.

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Basically, it's like what the blockchain is doing.

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They don't care what gamers think at all anymore.

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Ready to drop all pretense.

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I'm wondering if like, I think AI is in the same spot that like blockchain was a couple of years ago where

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what a bunch of like penny stocks would do is that they just put blockchain in their keywords

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and then their valuation go up by like 800%.

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Because auto traders are just like blockchain, blockchain stuff.

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And I feel like it's the same thing with AI now.

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You go like, oh yeah, I'm an AI grocery store.

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And people are like, wow.

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Yeah. Revolution I need, Bix AI, Revolution for Pickles.

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Oh, I thought you were going for fountain pens. Oh my God.

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The lighter knows when you want to smoke.

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Oh my God. It has an app.

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Would you like to smoke right now?

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I hear you're thinking of quitting. I'm fairly sure I just signed the documentation for her to open a joint bank account with her boyfriend.

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Whoa, whoa.

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I've just been spending too much time on Wall Street Bets.

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The boyfriend. Yeah, it's constantly like my wife's boyfriend, everything.

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Oh yeah, yeah. They just meme a lot. It's like the, there's a website called AeroWid.

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It's about drug experiences. So a lot of the, most of the stuff on the forum is like, someone who isn't me.

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And I think they had to ban it because everyone's like, no one's fooled.

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What we're going to do is we're going to stick this heat sink into the Tormach face off about half an inch and should be good to go.

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What's the worst thing about it? The machine could blow up.

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Someone could show up here and take my name.

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You're welcome. I mean, I appreciate it. It's not like my wife would do it.

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Wow. Some deep seated issues are here today.

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Do you know what the real reason is? It costs $100.

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That I think so much about this company.

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So are you just manually?

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No. So I use this thing called conversational. Yeah.

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Which basically you can plug in all the things and then it will do its thing.

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Yeah. So we could just manually operate it. You could.

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Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

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It will. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, no, no, no.

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What did Asrock ever do to us? Well, they made their VRAM heat sink too high.

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Maybe it's just high enough. And it needed that for cooling.

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I think we're going to be okay. We're making it better.

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Yeah. It's lighter. Yeah.

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You know, I was thinking of starting a web commerce platform for discount boxing supplies.

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But I got blocked at the trademark stage. Can you believe AliExpress was taken?

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Can you believe AliExpress was taken?

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Wow, that was a journey. I'm going to say stop taking it.

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I'm blown away by just how contrived that was.

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You had to walk us really far to get there.

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Did that just pop into your brain right now? This is actually what I live with every day.

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I do not. That's terrible.

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I did not understand the level of your suffering.

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How deep are we going? 12 mil.

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Okay. I'm doing thin passes to not rip it out and break other things.

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I see. I live along with this thing. We should be close.

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No, we have like two passes left. Oh, dang.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, look at that.

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That's lined up. That's tight.

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It's tight in the good way. Yeah, yeah, in a good way.

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Calm down. It's tight.

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It's not actually being CEO that wore me out.

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It's Adam Sondergart. This is the problem with me going on WAN Show and like airing grievances with the staff

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is they watch the WAN Show. In fact, in our Monday morning meetings, HR provides a summary of company information

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that I have revealed on WAN Show now.

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Every Monday. Sponsored by the brand.

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Super check. It's not. It's like C-A-T-C-E.

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X, X. Oh, double X. Yeah.

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It's like a sexy serial. Well, I don't know.

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More like serially sexy. Why is serial only for kids?

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Where's the sexy serial for adult men? What?

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The serial for adult men would not be sexy.

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I think they have that in Futurama. It's called Bachelor Chow.

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Like, I mean, if you just use Bailey instead of milk.

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It's like, oh, they're shaped like guns and booze.

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It's a serial for men. Sorry, honey.

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Super checks is for men.

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Okay. Yeah. What would the mascot be for that tricks?

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Play by money. I didn't know we were selling NFTs.

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It's the board computer club collection.

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I don't get that reference. Yes, you do.

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Really? Board? Oh, oh.

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Board computer. Board computer. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

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Hold on. Can I do the punchline one more time? Sure.

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Well, you have to not be exasperated because you haven't heard the joke yet.

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Okay. And 95 degrees, 100 degrees turn off.

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Quick, quick, quick. Off, off, off. Okay, cool.

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If you guys enjoyed this video, you might enjoy the one where we...

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You know what? Let's throw to the bong cooler because it was super impractical,

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but maybe more practical than this.

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Got a bong cooler? Yeah.

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Well, it's a evaporative cooler. Okay, bong cooler.

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Especially, it's like things around about children who like to get high.
