You know, NVIDIA did not have to make the PCBs so dang cool.
No, they didn't. But they did?
That's why we show for them, right? And you paid for it.
Well, they paid me to feature this in this video.
Well, that's why we get your kickbacks. Because I haven't been paid by NVIDIA.
Well, I have, but not for a very long time. Not ever since I got mad at them for being idiots.
Jensen said, hey, I'll give you a fiver if you say the 4060TI is good.
You know what? I would chill for the 4060TI.
Okay, Jensen, if you're listening, what I need you to do is just slip me a 4060TI that doesn't suck.
Ooh. I'm sorry. I can't do that, Linus.
Yeah, I'm too busy.
I'm too busy watching my stock go up 25% today.
Wait, what? Yeah. From what?
Did they announce other AI stuff from Microsoft?
I think they had an earnings call in AI, something, something.
Basically, it's like what the blockchain is doing.
They don't care what gamers think at all anymore.
Ready to drop all pretense.
I'm wondering if like, I think AI is in the same spot that like blockchain was a couple of years ago where
what a bunch of like penny stocks would do is that they just put blockchain in their keywords
and then their valuation go up by like 800%.
Because auto traders are just like blockchain, blockchain stuff.
And I feel like it's the same thing with AI now.
You go like, oh yeah, I'm an AI grocery store.
And people are like, wow.
Yeah. Revolution I need, Bix AI, Revolution for Pickles.
Oh, I thought you were going for fountain pens. Oh my God.
The lighter knows when you want to smoke.
Oh my God. It has an app.
Would you like to smoke right now?
I hear you're thinking of quitting. I'm fairly sure I just signed the documentation for her to open a joint bank account with her boyfriend.
Whoa, whoa.
I've just been spending too much time on Wall Street Bets.
The boyfriend. Yeah, it's constantly like my wife's boyfriend, everything.
Oh yeah, yeah. They just meme a lot. It's like the, there's a website called AeroWid.
It's about drug experiences. So a lot of the, most of the stuff on the forum is like, someone who isn't me.
And I think they had to ban it because everyone's like, no one's fooled.
What we're going to do is we're going to stick this heat sink into the Tormach face off about half an inch and should be good to go.
What's the worst thing about it? The machine could blow up.
Someone could show up here and take my name.
You're welcome. I mean, I appreciate it. It's not like my wife would do it.
Wow. Some deep seated issues are here today.
Do you know what the real reason is? It costs $100.
That I think so much about this company.
So are you just manually?
No. So I use this thing called conversational. Yeah.
Which basically you can plug in all the things and then it will do its thing.
Yeah. So we could just manually operate it. You could.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
It will. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, no, no, no.
What did Asrock ever do to us? Well, they made their VRAM heat sink too high.
Maybe it's just high enough. And it needed that for cooling.
I think we're going to be okay. We're making it better.
Yeah. It's lighter. Yeah.
You know, I was thinking of starting a web commerce platform for discount boxing supplies.
But I got blocked at the trademark stage. Can you believe AliExpress was taken?
Can you believe AliExpress was taken?
Wow, that was a journey. I'm going to say stop taking it.
I'm blown away by just how contrived that was.
You had to walk us really far to get there.
Did that just pop into your brain right now? This is actually what I live with every day.
I do not. That's terrible.
I did not understand the level of your suffering.
How deep are we going? 12 mil.
Okay. I'm doing thin passes to not rip it out and break other things.
I see. I live along with this thing. We should be close.
No, we have like two passes left. Oh, dang.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, look at that.
That's lined up. That's tight.
It's tight in the good way. Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
Calm down. It's tight.
It's not actually being CEO that wore me out.
It's Adam Sondergart. This is the problem with me going on WAN Show and like airing grievances with the staff
is they watch the WAN Show. In fact, in our Monday morning meetings, HR provides a summary of company information
that I have revealed on WAN Show now.
Every Monday. Sponsored by the brand.
Super check. It's not. It's like C-A-T-C-E.
X, X. Oh, double X. Yeah.
It's like a sexy serial. Well, I don't know.
More like serially sexy. Why is serial only for kids?
Where's the sexy serial for adult men? What?
The serial for adult men would not be sexy.
I think they have that in Futurama. It's called Bachelor Chow.
Like, I mean, if you just use Bailey instead of milk.
It's like, oh, they're shaped like guns and booze.
It's a serial for men. Sorry, honey.
Super checks is for men.
Okay. Yeah. What would the mascot be for that tricks?
Play by money. I didn't know we were selling NFTs.
It's the board computer club collection.
I don't get that reference. Yes, you do.
Really? Board? Oh, oh.
Board computer. Board computer. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Hold on. Can I do the punchline one more time? Sure.
Well, you have to not be exasperated because you haven't heard the joke yet.
Okay. And 95 degrees, 100 degrees turn off.
Quick, quick, quick. Off, off, off. Okay, cool.
If you guys enjoyed this video, you might enjoy the one where we...
You know what? Let's throw to the bong cooler because it was super impractical,
but maybe more practical than this.
Got a bong cooler? Yeah.
Well, it's a evaporative cooler. Okay, bong cooler.
Especially, it's like things around about children who like to get high.