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Phones, phones, phones.

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Oh my God, phones. Samsung unveiled some new ones

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at their unpacked this morning. You'd be forgiven for missing them though,

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given how much the presentation focused on AI features

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like ask about this video on YouTube, which you wouldn't use for tech link videos

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because they'd miss that whole phones bit at the start. You can't.

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Samsung's new flagship lineup is the $800 Galaxy S25, $1,000 S25 Plus

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and $1,300 S25 Ultra in brand new colors,

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including a few shades of blue that Samsung says are inspired by the brilliance of AI.

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Which everyone knows is blue. All three phones sport 12 gigabytes of RAM

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and Qualcomm Snapdragon 8 Elite SOCs under the hood,

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which have apparently been customized to make their battery life so good,

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Samsung instructed viewers to watch videos up to 31 hours.

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Do it. Unfortunately, although the Ultra gets upgraded cameras,

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it's included S Pen has been downgraded

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and no longer includes any Bluetooth functionality,

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which allowed owners of previous Galaxy Ultra phones to use it as a remote camera shutter

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and many other so-called air actions. Samsung told Android police

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that not many people were using the Bluetooth functionality

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and people also just use Galaxy Ring and Galaxy Watch for hands-free photo capture.

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And I have to admit, making your customers buy another product

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to keep using a feature they like is much simpler than Samsung just leaving the S Pen alone.

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But tell you what, Samsung's gonna make it up to you with their new health feature

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that somehow measures your antioxidant index.

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Although I think a microplastics index would be more useful at this point.

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What, still not happy? Have you seen the Crocs inspired case yet?

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Nothing? Okay. Well, the one thing that is for sure

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a cool announcement is the new kids features for the Galaxy Watch 7 LTE,

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turning it into a standalone kids watch so parents can call, message and track their little babies.

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You know, making sure they're not pre-ordering things.

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If you must though, it seems like Samsung's own website is the place to do it

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or maybe wait a bit because Samsung also teased the Galaxy S25 Edge,

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which will soon arrive to challenge this year's other phones that will be super thin for a good reason.

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Google was kind of Samsung's co-presenter today.

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As another detail about the Galaxy S25 series is that Google's Gemini will be the default assistant now.

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Even though at any given moment, I would much rather prefer to speak with Bixby.

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Well, if that's true for you, good news. Samsung told Android authority

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that Gemini or Bixby could be activated

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depending on the situation, which I think is cool because I like the idea that whichever assistant

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pops up in my phone is the one that just beat the other in a wrestling match

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down there somewhere. Galaxy S25 and Pixel 9 users will also gain the ability

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to share images, files and YouTube videos to the real-time voice mode, Gemini Live,

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which will apparently be crucial for finding out if you just took a good photo.

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I think my dog looks cute, but AI help.

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Hmm, is this a good photo? Just look at it.

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But Gemini is also getting a pretty big upgrade with the ability to complete multi-app tasks

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like find activities that conform to certain criteria

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and text them to my friend. Which friend?

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Surprise me. Some performance data for NVIDIA's RTX 5090

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has leaked courtesy of video cards with a Z,

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showing that in various 3D mark tests, the upcoming flagship achieves a roughly 30% lead

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over the RTX 4090 and more like a 40-ish percent

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versus the Radeon RX 7900 XTX.

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And I'm telling you this because it felt kind of weird to leave it out today,

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but it sounds like proper reviews of the 5090

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will be starting to go live at 6 a.m. tomorrow morning. So you might as well ignore what I just said

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and cross your fingers that NVIDIA isn't lying when they promise anyone looking to buy the new RTX 5090

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that it won't melt power plugs this time. Although watching all that go down was fun

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to watch for the rest of us. Yeah, you know what? We're gonna go for those mid-range cards from AMD,

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which should be dropping any day now. And by that, I mean two months from now.

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Yeah, AMD exec David McAfee announced on Twitter

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that the RX 9070 and 9070 XT will go on sale in March,

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even though retailers already have the cards in stores.

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Hmm, waiting until all the RTX 50 series cards get scalped

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is a bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off for them. An even better strategy would be to check out our sponsor.

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Hmm.

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Yeah. Yeah, I think now the vibe's right for quick bits.

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OpenAI has announced the Stargate Project,

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a new company that will build $500 billion worth

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of AI infrastructure in the U.S. It was also announced at a White House press conference

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with President Trump, even though the government isn't funding it.

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The money's coming from a number of other firms including MGX, Oracle, OpenAI, of course, and SoftBank.

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Although Elon Musk has his doubts, replying to OpenAI's announcement tweet to interject,

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they don't actually have the money. And also, OpenAI is not really open.

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Has anyone noticed that? Oh, you gonna take that, Sam Alman?

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Hit him back. I genuinely respect your accomplishments

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and think you are the most inspiring entrepreneur of our time.

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Oh, man, you got him good.

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Speaking of Elon, hundreds of subreddits are discussing

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whether to ban all links to Twitter slash X,

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and some dozens have already done so over Musk performing what really looked

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like a Nazi salute two times at Trump's inauguration.

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Was it a Nazi salute? I don't know.

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But the Nazis liked it. Unlike the last major Reddit-wide protest

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of the site's updated API rules back in September,

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Reddit, the company, is apparently going to let things be,

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telling ours that banning links to certain sites is up to the subreddits.

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And I didn't write a last sentence for that one.

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YouTube has announced new features for premium subscribers,

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including high-quality 256 kilobits per second audio

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on music videos, and faster playback speeds on mobile.

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We're talking up to four times. But at that point, you might as well ask

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the AI what's going on. There's also a new YouTube premium

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plus Google One subscription bundle that lets you save a bit of money,

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but it's in the US only, so what do I care? Apple has enabled Apple Intelligence by default

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in the newest builds of macOS 15.3 and iOS 18.3,

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which is just meant to be helpful. I mean, users must not know about the new features,

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and that's why they're not using them. And anyways, Apple paused to those AI notification summaries

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that were telling people that Sharknado was real, so this is fine.

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And have you been practicing piano, but you're just not getting any better?

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Let a robot spider massage your fingies. This is a robot exoskeleton developed by Japanese researchers

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as a way to help those with fine-tuned motor skills,

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like musicians, who have experienced a ceiling effect.

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They're just so good, they can't get any better,

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until they allow an electronic face hugger to yank their fingers around.

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I feel better already. And you'll feel better if you come back on Friday

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for more tech news, or at least I will.
