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Hoo! Well, thank goodness you can't put a tariff on tech news. Am I right?

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The RTX 5090, a graphics card NVIDIA claims was in stock and actually launched last week,

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is reportedly being rendered useless by a driver update, according to many people who

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similarly claim to have purchased one, although I'm still not convinced what we're witnessing

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isn't just a bunch of people larping a GPU release. What? It's finally here!

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Can't wait to plug this in! Reports initially described PCs being unable to identify the China-only RTX 5090D after updating

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it to the latest driver, but there have been some reports of the same thing happening to

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standard 5090s as well. Thankfully, some users have apparently found that the issue can be fixed

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by setting their motherboard's PCIe slots to use PCIe 4 instead of 5,

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vindicating the warnings made by hardware testers like Der Bauer. But others have said

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this doesn't fix it, presumably to make the whole plot a little more interesting.

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Others were also trying to contribute in this regard by reporting that the RTX 4090 cable

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melting scandal was repeating itself, but turns out that was user error. So don't worry,

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the cables probably won't melt when you pretend to plug them in to your make-believe GPU.

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It seems like anyone wanting a real RTX 50 series card will have to wait a while longer.

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The retailer Overclockers UK says the ETA for more 5090s is 3-16 weeks. By that time, we may have

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an RTX 5060 or 5060 Ti option, according to a supply chain source. All this for graphics cards

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that have been heavily criticized by reviewers and famous government surveillance whistleblower

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Edward Snowden, who blew the whistle on NVIDIA, offering F tier value for S tier prices. Yeah,

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he had to flee the US and live as a fugitive in Russia, but he still got that gamer in him.

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I watched the Linus review, but what does Edward Snowden say?

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On Saturday, the Trump administration officially imposed a 25% tariff on most imports from Canada

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and Mexico, and an additional 10% on imports from China. But if you think us Canucks, we're about

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to take that lying down. You're host for sure, bud. Canada announced they'd answer with a 25%

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tariff on electric vehicles from the US. Premier of Ontario Doug Ford canceled the province's

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$100 million contract with Starlink, said they'd ban American companies from any provincial contracts,

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and pulled American liquor from store shelves, along with other provinces, including British

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Columbia, where I am. An American alcohol related joke would be great here, but I pretty much only

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drink Guinness about three times a year, so I won't. It would have been good though. Some Canadians

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even floated the idea that, since it accounts for 90% of America's electricity imports,

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Canada could shut off the power. A pretty dumb idea, but oh, it might have worked after it was

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announced that the Mexico tariffs would be paused for a month for entirely unrelated reasons.

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Outgoing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced Canada's tariffs would be delayed as well,

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in return for Canada taking various measures to secure the border, which includes reinforcing it

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with new choppers. Sorry, sorry. For context, the vibe of Trudeau saying choppers instead of

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helicopters is like if you put a hat on backwards and try to do a kickflip with the kids at the

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skate park. And he didn't use slang in the French version of the tweet, so why...

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Canada will commit to deploying many more choppers. And I will commit to deploying

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this segue to our sponsor. You definitely can't put a tariff on the quick bits. Many have tried.

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Choppers took them out. OpenAI has answered Google's Deep Research feature for Gemini

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with their own version, also called Deep Research. They tried generating some other names,

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but ChatGPT was grumpy that day. ChatGPT Deep Research uses OpenAI's top-end O3 reasoning model,

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and, like Google's version, promises to perform multi-step, complex research on the internet

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so you don't have to. You just have to write a prompt and then apparently answer a bunch of

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questions ChatGPT will ask you. Hey, I asked the questions around here. The lines are beginning

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to blur, as evidenced by Deep Research getting the highest score ever on an AI benchmark ominously

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called Humanity's Last Exam. It's normal. What? Everything's normal. The battery performance

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update for the Pixel 4a that Google rolled out last month is a bit of a mess, according to Hector

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Martin, a developer that did some digging. Even if users redeem the free battery upgrade offered by

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Google, the 4a's new firmware, which is the only firmware available now that Google wiped the older

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versions, kills battery life anyway. And if you want the 50 bucks in cash instead, you have to

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provide personal identification or your social security number. Want the $100 Google Store credit?

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Sure. You just can't use it for anything that's on sale. The cherry on top is the

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evidence that this update was thrown together by a potentially inexperienced Google engineer

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on their personal machine. I don't see what the big deal is, guys. Just buy a new phone. There's no

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tariffs anymore. YouTuber Emily the Engineer published a video documenting the process of

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Jerry Rigging, a 3D printer, to print a tattoo on the leg of her friend Dan, something he apparently

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wanted her to do, despite being advised against it by nearly everyone he asked. But they did add

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a panic button to stop the process, just in case the machine got any crazy ideas. I really didn't

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think that tattoo artists would be the profession that AI comes for next, but at least they'll never

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take my job, he said, far too confidently. And remember that story about the consumer drone

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that punched a hole in the side of a plane just trying its best to fight the California wildfires?

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Turns out the pilot of that drone was none other than Peter Ackermann, the co-founder of

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Treyarch, one of the game studios that spits out a Call of Duty game every couple years.

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Ackermann pled guilty to unsafe operation of an unmanned aircraft and will cover the

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damage to the plane and complete 150 hours of community service. I never wanted to admit this,

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but turns out video games do cause violence. But you know what doesn't? Tech news. So come back

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here on Wednesday for more. I mean, if anything, it should make you less violent as you learn how

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fruitless it would be in the face of the robot apocalypse. Well, see you later!
