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After yet another year of unforgivable controversies,

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becoming a reddit mod, buying a content house,

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getting braces, it's clear that we need another major change here.

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In spite of being so obviously problematic,

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I owe it to what little remains of our original world-class team to try to grow this company

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and create new opportunities for them.

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That's why when financial optimization and market operations foundry

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approached us about an acquisition with a deal that was sweet as honey,

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not to mention some great new ideas for helping to maintain our financial solvency,

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I just couldn't sign the deal fast enough. In the short couple of months since they took over,

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we have synergized our efficiencies with the power of AI.

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We've streamlined our payroll optimizations and today, I'm actually really excited to tell you guys,

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we're announcing Linus Coin, a Web 6.9 initial coin offering

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that I've been told legally I cannot say

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is guaranteed to double your initial investment or more.

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All you have to do is buy your token today,

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wait some period of time and then redeem it for double what you paid or more on LTTstore.com.

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So let's talk about that and everything else that I'm excited to share about this next chapter

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of Linus Media Group, including this exciting segue to our sponsor.

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While skyrocketing prices for RAM, SSDs,

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hard drives, not to mention basic necessities have put a lot of pressure on our writing department,

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FOMO Foundry showed me that with the power of AI,

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I don't have to see them struggle anymore. That's right, the departures you guys saw recently,

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those were just the appetizer and I'm proud to announce

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that our writing department is the first one that was successfully completely replaced by ChatGPT.

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I mean, sorry, I shouldn't say completely replaced

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by ChatGPT because YouTube themselves

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also contributed to our streamlined new workforce

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through their inspiration tab. Now, I won't lie, I was a little bit apprehensive

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when we started going in this direction, but when you consider how our views have only gone up

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since we started this transition, I don't see a downside.

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I mean, check this out.

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And print it, ready for the teleprompter.

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On the subject of printing, why use graphic designers who need chairs

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and food and drink and money when you can just do everything yourself?

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Watch this, cute computer giving thumbs up T-shirt design.

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I just typed that into our proprietary LTT LLM and

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clicks and, no, it's funny.

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For some reason, this LLM is really expensive.

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It kind of slowed, but it does a great job. So we're just gonna keep using it.

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You can get this shirt today, by the way, for a limited time at LTTstore.com.

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Now, this is a perfect time for us to address the elephants in the room.

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If you saw our how LTT makes and spends money videos,

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you'll know that we pivoted from being a media company to a product company ages ago.

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And during a recent executive meeting, FOMO Foundry outlined their strategy

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to double down on that. Hey guys, where's Taren?

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He is on, let's say, vacation.

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Oh, that makes sense. I mean, you guys have been doing such a great job

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without him. This new scheme of yours, brilliant.

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It's gonna fund the company for the next six, seven years,

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easy. It's the LTT challenge coin.

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And before you think, this ICO is gonna be

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yet another run pull, it's not.

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This is the real deal. And FOMO Foundry has been a huge help

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getting this coin made. Great job, guys.

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Remember when I got the shaft on our original screwdriver production run?

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They made 100,000 defective shafts

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that we ended up repurposing to make the scribe driver pen.

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Well, what I didn't tell you is I got railed twice.

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That same up supplier also made

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100,000 faulty zinc ratchet housings.

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As for our engineering team, they had over three years

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to figure out what to do with these. FOMO did it in a day.

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That's why they're gone too. Melt them down into a coin.

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Yes, melt them all down. And melt them down we did.

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The zinc housings, of course. We worked with an incredible coin minting partner

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down in the 11th province and crafted 10,000

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of these standard coins that are redeemable at two to one,

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along with 100 rare coins that can be redeemed four to one

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and 10 ultra rare coins that can be redeemed

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at a 10 to one rate on LTTstore.com.

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I actually tried asking for one of the ultra rares for myself, but they said that, and this is a quote,

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my meatbag performance was a little underwhelming.

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But hey, at least you guys will get a chance at one.

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One for customer. Enough about this though. Let's shoot that video that I wrote earlier.

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Actually, kind of think of it. There is one thing I'm finding a little bit confusing

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about this. The AI executives say that this will fund the company

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for years, but if we're selling it for half

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of what it's worth, I won't be be losing money.

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I don't really. Don't worry about that. Why is it said to get done? No, but the math is simple.

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Less than, and then selling for, no, that doesn't make any sense.

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That's right. You'll be getting a cool collectible and doubling your money in credit on LTTstore.

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Now I legally can't call this an investment. So why don't I show you guys this cool video

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about the origin of challenge coins? While many stories have appeared over the years,

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the most common is that the challenge coins were used to identify oneself

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in the absence of military ID.

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A World War I soldier had escaped German captivity

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and managed to make it back to a French outpost. According to the story,

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the French were gonna kill the soldier until he showed the squadron medallion around his neck,

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which was enough proof to look into his claims.

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Which would have helped Elijah in this case,

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but he doesn't have a Linus coin on him. And in a world where companies are using AI

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to impersonate people, you can never be too sure who's real and who's not.

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Take them out. Now you may be asking,

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how the heck are you gonna make any money off this Linus?

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Don't ask that. Instead, look at this helpful diagram

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the FOMO executive team gave me to help explain it.

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As you can see, FOMO invests in Linus Media Group.

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Now they own us. We make products for them like the challenge coin.

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We then sell that challenge coin at a loss to get people hooked on FOMO Foundry.

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FOMO Foundry takes that money and reinvests in us here.

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Literally everyone makes money this way. Nobody gets stuck holding a bag.

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So get yours today because I really did lose a ton of money

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buying those zinc housings and I just plain can't keep myself out

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of mild boring controversies. So I really need this cash injection

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if I'm gonna make the gamer jet a reality, which I did by the way.

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Cute, isn't she? Can't do the tour today because, well, you know how it is.

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So the full video is coming tomorrow, but only if we get enough people to visit FOMOFoundry.ai,

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our new parent company's website. So go check that out and I will see you guys there.

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But not before I tell you about our sponsor. If you guys enjoyed this video,

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how about you go and watch, how does LMG spend money?

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We talk a little bit about the financial struggles that brought us to this point,

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as well as, well, there's a teaser for this thing in there

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if you were paying really close attention.
