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Reading the comments on our built videos, you would think that half of our audience works in Microsoft's licensing department.

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But what about Windows Linus? Are you stealing Windows?

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And okay, I get it. Multi-billion dollar corporations are precious and must be protected at all costs.

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But for the average user, throwing 10% of your PC budget at an operating system that then

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turns around and spies on you and crams ads down your throat, it's kind of a tough pill to swallow.

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Especially with your throat full of ads. So, what are the alternatives here?

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Well, as it turns out, there are at least a dozen different ways to buy, or not buy,

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Windows, ranging from free to almost $200. And we tried all of them so you won't have to.

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We also tried to tell you about our sponsor. Before I get myself into any trouble here, I want to make it clear that as a business,

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we absolutely pay for the software that helps us make money, including Windows.

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So, with that in mind, let's start with the most official of sources, Microsoft.com.

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Where, huh, I guess even they can't believe anyone wants to actually pay for Windows,

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so they bury the link way down here in, what? $140? That's gotta be the Canadian price, and no?

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How is it that the download license direct from Microsoft is the exact same price as the full

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retail version, one that has to absorb both the retail markup and the included USB stick?

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And what is Windows 11 family? Oh, I see. It's French.

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Nous sommes une famille. Why did we buy French Windows?

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It's all they had in stock. I see. Well, that's fine. We can just install it en franÃ§ais, and then add a language pack.

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By the way, here's a neat little trick. Microsoft likes to pretend that you can't

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install without an internet connection, but if you hit Shift F10 once the installer gets

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past the first reboot, you should get a command prompt where you can type in ubi backslash bypass

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NRO with no spaces and hit Enter. The system will reboot again, and this time you can tell it you

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don't have any internets, and you can use a local account instead of being forced to sign into a

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Microsoft account. When you're doing something stupid, like installing Windows over and over

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again from different sources for a YouTube video, that's going to save you a ton of time

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that you would otherwise burn waiting for updates. Once we booted up Windows 11 family,

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as expected, it activated without issue, bringing us to method number two, buying retail Windows from

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a retailer. In this case, Best Buy. It was still 140 US dollars, but at least we got free shipping,

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and they had it in English. It's worth a mention, by the way, that just like with Windows 10,

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you don't actually have to punch in your product key to get through the installation process.

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That way, you can quickly set everything up, install all your drivers, and then only punch in

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the product key once it's time to activate. As before, we had no issues authenticating with

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Microsoft servers, and the only difference is that this box made an extra stop at a store

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before reaching our hands. Now, I couldn't help but noticing, guys. I haven't really saved any

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money yet. Ah, that's more like it. If you've spent any time building computers, you'll probably

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recognize this system builder or OEM envelope. These are meant to be sold to system builders

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that are assembling new PCs for resale. The advantage is that the system builder saves a few

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bucks on the license, but it does come with some trade-offs. For starters, that integrator is now

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the one responsible for user support, so if you have one of these, you don't get to call Microsoft.

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But hey, I mean, at least it comes with this sick coaster. Microsoft really think people are

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installing Windows from a DVD in current year. Oh, that must have taken a while.

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The other trade-off with this sort of license is that it is bound to the first computer it's

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installed on. The retail license, by contrast, can be moved to an entirely different machine

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if you need to. Now, a lot of shops will just sell these to anyone that asks, sometimes with a rule

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that you have to buy a piece of hardware with the license, but it tends to be pretty poorly

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regulated, which is probably why the discount isn't that deep on it anymore. It cost us about $120

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on Amazon, which seems a lot higher than it used to be back when we got them from our distributors

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at NCIX. On the subject of things being a better deal, I'm getting kind of tired of spending money

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here. You probably are too, so come on over here. Did you know that you can install and use Windows

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11 indefinitely without spending a dime and you don't need a special hat to do it?

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That's right. Anyone with a licensed copy of Windows 10 on their PC can upgrade to Windows 11

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for free, provided that you meet Microsoft's hardware requirements. And in most cases,

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you can even make it work if you don't. We're going to link to an article in the video description.

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Also, until recently, you could even activate a fresh install of Windows 11 using a Windows 7

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or a Windows 8 key, and you can still do a fresh install using a Windows 10 key. The only caveat

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is that they have to be the same addition. Speaking of keys, why not keep yours on one of our

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wristlet keychains from lttstore.com? We've got four different colors, and with a metal latch,

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they last for a very long time. So convenient. But, Linus, you might say, I don't have a Windows

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10 system or a product key, and I already bought one of those cool keychains. Well, remember how

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we said you don't need a product key to install Windows these days? Well, that's kind of all

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there is to it. You can download everything you need to make a USB installer for Windows for free

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directly from Microsoft. Then, when you're installing it, just click, I don't have a

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product key while you're installing. We did a whole video about this a while back,

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blowing several million minds in the process. And all these years later, Microsoft still

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hasn't closed the loophole, leading me to the conclusion that they are well aware of it,

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and have decided that the advantages of remaining the dominant PC software platform

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outweigh the cost of not collecting that sweet, sweet licensing money, at least from home users.

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Now, there are some trade-offs, of course. For starters, most of the personalization options

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are grayed out, so you'll have to use a clever workaround to change your desktop background,

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and you can't use the settings app to modify colors, themes, the start menu, taskbar,

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lock screen, fonts, and so on. You can't even turn on dark mode, which is a bit of a bummer,

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and you'll eventually get that activate Windows watermark in the corner that many

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of you are so quick to comment about. But big deal, you might say. I can put up with that to save

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some cash. Unfortunately, it has other downsides, the biggest one being that you may miss out on

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some of the less critical Windows updates, and that little watermark that you are going to ignore

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may actually cause problems with graphics performance, including interfering with G-Sync

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and variable refresh rate gaming. I sincerely doubt that's something that Microsoft has done

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intentionally, but there are plenty of reports of these issues out in the wild,

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so they are something you want to look out for. Now, everything we've looked at so far

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sits in at worst a moral gray area. But that's about to change, so if your virgin ears can handle it,

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best click away. Fetch me tricorn hat. If it's piracy-e-be after, the tool you're looking for

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be called Microsoft activation scripts. Sorry, let's drop the accent. I was shocked when I found

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out how simple it is to pirate Windows 11. You just paste a one-liner into PowerShell,

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insert standard disclaimer about never blindly trusting random commands you find on the internet,

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confirm a couple of options, and that's it. Activated Windows. It's not official, it's not

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Terms of Service compliant, and, depending on your jurisdiction, it could be outright illegal,

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but there is no obvious difference as far as we can tell between the legit Windows that we

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activated and this one in terms of features or performance. And if you're worried about this

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script doing questionable things to your computer, you can review all the code for it yourself right

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on GitHub, which, you may recall, was acquired by Microsoft back in 2018, meaning that they could

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have removed this tool at any time, but not only have they not done that, there's even

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anecdotal evidence to suggest that Microsoft Support has used NAS to fix customer activation issues.

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Alright, I'm getting rid of the hat. I get it, I get it. You're upstanding citizens,

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you don't want to pirate anything, you just want to pay a little less for the privilege of

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handing your personal information over to a giant corporation. Alright, how's 20 bucks sound?

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What about 10? One dollar? As it turns out, there are a ton of third-party websites selling

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Windows licenses at pretty much whatever price you are willing to pay. We tried three of them,

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the Boing Boing Store, G2A.com, and AllKeyShop.com. Boing Boing Store seems to be selling licenses

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from a Microsoft partner in France, while G2A and AllKeyShop aggregate offers from multiple

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sellers that have far less clear origins. We were able to activate all of these keys without any issues,

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but that doesn't mean that we're going to endorse any of them. While the activation keys

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themselves may be legit, the means of obtaining them often isn't, and by supporting these kinds

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of marketplaces, you may be supporting organized networks of credit card thieves and fraudsters.

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Frankly, I'd be a lot more comfortable if you just pirated Windows, and it kind of seems like

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Microsoft feels the same way, given that they have offered the download and don't bother registering

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option for years now. By the way, while we're at it, I would strongly recommend against using

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any Windows installer that you obtain anywhere other than Microsoft's website. There are some

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cool ISO hacks out there. In fact, we've featured them before that will do things like strip out

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extra bloat, but it just feels like an unnecessary risk unless you 100% know what you're doing or

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you're just installing it to tool around with like we did. Coming back on topic, if none of the

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options we've given so far are right for you, Goldilocks, I can give you a couple of more.

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If you're a student or teacher, you can talk to your IT department. You may be able to get a license

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for cheap or even free depending on your school's agreement with Microsoft, though that license might

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expire once you graduate. And if you're buying for an organization rather than for yourself,

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you may want to look into volume licensing and key management systems to make your life

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a little bit easier. Finally, if you're the kind of person who enjoys the bleeding edge,

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you may want to check out the Windows Insider program. Some of the features they roll out are

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pretty cool, and some of them never even make their way into the mainline build. So it can be

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the only way to see Microsoft's vision for the future of Windows and keep your fingers on the

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pulse of the development process. The second final option, C Intro One Liner, I got to it,

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is to not install Windows. Try out Linux. Don't worry about which distro you picked the first

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time. No matter which way you go, it's probably not going to be quite right and someone's going

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to be waiting to tell you all the ways you're wrong and how your choice reflects on you as a person.

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But give it a shot. As for me, I'm waiting for Valve to release that new Steam OS before I dive

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down that rabbit hole again, which should be any time now. Well, this is getting awkward.

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