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And then they've, then it comes down from the top and then there's like creative people","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1532.6,"end_s":1537.6,"text":"that get involved at some point, but it's never the other way up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1537.6,"end_s":1539.6,"text":"I mean, I think that's why people love YouTube.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"What are you boys doing over there? We're trying to help the pipe. Oh my god, this pipe. This is one sad pipe. It's been through some stuff. OK, I think what we might need to do is change the angle a little bit. It seems to be a little angled. Too much angle for your dangle. Oh, boy. OK, whoa, hey. Oh, you did more. More angle of the dangle. OK, how's that? I mean, it still looks sad. Yeah. OK, so this is going to suck. Yeah, I know. What's up, boys? Can you guys hear me? All right, I'm coming at you. You ready? We're going charging bull style. Going to clear a path. How do you get seriously injured? Here we go. Oh no, these jeans have holes. I'm adding holes to my other holes. There's so many holes. Here we go. Oh my god, the spikes are thick. They're thick, boys. Here we go. I got to get lower. I got to get lower. Oh god, too low. I'm using the helmet. Helmet power. The back of the gloves have no protection. No, no, the back of my neck's OK. It's helmet protected. Oh god, I'm not wearing a face shield. Oh my god. Hi, are we just going to pass it through the fence? What's up? We should stick it through just right at the pole. So it's something to like. Yeah, the pole, the round part of the bottom of the pole will be good. Can we cut out some of this before we do this? Hold on a second, OK? Just I'm working on it. Hold on. I wish I had better clippers, boys. What, you're telling me the zip tie cutters aren't cutting it? Well, they cut. They just don't have a wide open mouth. They've got like a little, they've got little teeth that. Should we like, send search to like Cabela's or something to buy us a bunch of trimmers and some machetes? All right, hey, how's it going? Hey, where's David? Sup, David? Woo. Well, that was exciting. All right, so now the plan is we want to cut these boys as low as possible and get them out of here. That's the secret to bushwhacking. You don't want to scatter everything around. I actually spent a lot of time doing this stuff for the excellent pay of about $2 an hour for my parents when I was a teenager. You guys got a cable for me or should I clear the path first? What do you want to do? I don't want to make any fucking sense. How are we going to pull through this? How are we going to pull? Pull past this. Yeah, why aren't we going? Go straight through the fence. Straight through the fence. Stick it through the chain link. Why? Because how are we going to pull this another 500 meters like this? Hold on, hold on. Why not? Because if you pull something. What difference does it make? It's going to get caught on the fence. It has to go over there and then back over. Over there and back over. Have no idea what you're talking about. What direction does this have to go now? We're running along here. This way. Oh, OK. OK. Never mind. OK. All right, cool. OK. OK, I need this clipped to my butt, though. OK, watch that bend radius. Yep. Oi, oi, oi. OK, here. Yep. Can you walk forward? There's quite literally nowhere for him to go. OK, that's a lot of butt touching. OK, you got it? We're playing pin the tail on the Linus. OK, so I can just crawl now? Yeah, but you've got to watch that radius. But yeah, go for it. I'll be OK. I'm going to feed it to you. Well, there should be no radius concerns, because I'm pulling in a straight line here. Hey, Linus. Yeah. I'm going to send Serge to get some shears and a machete, OK? Yeah, that'd be great. OK. Just the hand shears are the big one. I don't need a machete. I said two hand shears and a machete. Yeah, that'd be perfect. Because we might need the machete later, actually. Machete works really well when we do the fine side. OK, so let's get these guys out of here. All right, here we go. Boom, boom. Looks like he's having a fun time so far. All right, this is not my best plan. I mean, there was a plan to make a plan. Oh, man, some of these are really thick. Fortunately, they're pretty brittle. OK. OK. Hey, David. How you doing, buddy? Yeah. OK, let's get this boy out of here. OK. So some of the ones on this side are just going to need to be cut to be cleared. All right, let's get this guy out of here. All right, so I can just proceed forward, hey? Well, you guys don't have to help feed me. What's up, David? Do you want to wait for David? Alex is just, as long as you're close enough to me that my audio is good, Alex is just filming me on his phone. All right, we'll radio back when we know what our next plan is. OK, I'm pulling! This is hilarious. I'm fine in here, man. It's the same thing. They've been watching me like, I'll cut off one of these and then I'll just kind of put my shoulder into it and kind of go back like this. You've got to get up under all of them and then you just give it one of these. And as long as you're brushing your body in a direction, no problem. Snip, snip, snip. They told me this was going to be hard. Time-consuming, yes. Hard, I beg to differ. Yeah, this has actually been a lot of fun. I'm having fun. I haven't done this in 20 years. I do wish I had better clippers though. I will say that. I'm going to finish before they get here. We may need to go check with my buddy at the tree pruning botany place. Because we weren't expecting to get there today. So I told them, yeah, get it back to us at the end of the day. Should be fine. Feels like making a fort in the backyard, hey? Oh, yeah. Workshop jacket. Totally unintended. Yeah, the workshop jacket's been great. Alternate purpose for it. I mean, it is supposed to be like abrasion and covering this thing. Do we do pants? What's that? Do we do pants? Not yet. Could you do some pants? We will do pants. Okay, I'm coming through. Let's push. Ow, ow, ow. We'll go down. Let's go. Yeah, it's in my face. Ouch. Oops, sorry. Oh, I'm pulling too much cable. I foresaw for our workshop jacket. Oh, it's working beautifully. But it's like actually great for this. That's who you wanted a workshop jacket in. Yeah. I got this. I got this. I just need this like funny bone thing to stop. I can't put any weight on my right leg. I whacked it on this thing. Oh, no. Right on the top. Okay. I got out. I hit myself in the face with scissors. I'm back up. Looks like we're nearly through the lab complex. Yep. Getting some really pretty footage. Black glass filled tubes. Stroom through the underbrush. As he makes his way to his new home. Lab 32. Slowly. Plodding. You can hear the call of the Linus. A mangled scream. For the old, for the other members of the business jungle. Hear his pleas. I'm sure we'll find out. Hey, did you bring that weed whacker? I can go back for it. You got everything else done. Okay. Here, I'll take the other stuff from now. Hey, hold on. Hey, there he is. What's up, Sergei? Hey, hey, Serge. Serge. I see you. I see you. Whoa. What's up, man? Oh, not much. Hello. Are you even going to be able to get that up here? Pretty. I think he's planning to stand on the bed of the truck. Yeah, that's perfect. Perfect idea. I mean, I don't know if I would describe it as perfect, but it's something. Yeah. Okay. I guess that kind of works. WorkSafe wants to know your location. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Just a little toss, little toss. Okay. Ready? Yeah. One, two, three. Perfect. Thank you. Here you go, Dan. Cheers. Nice. Let's do it. Yeah. Could we get the weed whacker? All right. We'll be a little farther down, but probably not much. Boy. Boy. How's your progress now, Linus? Why do they have twice as many prickles? I mean, good's a strong word, but first. All he drops is our levels of depression. How do I start it? All right, here we go, boys. Check this out. Sorry. If I crawl, it's actually pretty open. I'm a little worried about the spot right here. This is clearly where someone dumps their, like, grass trimmings. So it might be better for us to go around, but that would mean going in there. Yeah. Easy mode. If only I wasn't tethered to a thing. You want to, like, retrieve the widespread, you know, the bud? Since you asked, no, I would strong prefer not to reenact coming out of the bud. We'll get an actor to do it. Yeah, look at my stunt double. Nope. This way. Yeah, why don't we do, yeah, one and two, sure. All right. We also do already have a 100 gig switch in there that we could use, the Dell. But for simplicity's sake, let's just use the two micro ticks. Yeah. For now, the Dell is a whole other ball game. It's a Dell. It's a Dell, dude. Okay, it should be. Okay. I'm going to crush the cable. It's pretty light now. Oh, yeah. Look how much we took off. No kidding. It was like up to frickin' here. More. It was like here. I guess you were kind of watching it slowly. Yep. Very slowly. Oh, yeah. I kind of have to tape this to it to do this. No, here, let's not roll it. We'll just lift it. Okay. There's a bunch of slack already. No, we're good. We're good. Yeah, exactly. Okay, let's go. I mean, that is with square wheels and all of that. I'm going to grab it out here. You know, I was thinking about all the Canadian memes, how we have, you know, square wheels or whatever else. That's not even the dumbest thing about Canada. The dumbest thing about Canada is real. Okay. There was upper Canada as we know it was formed. There was upper Canada and lower Canada. But upper Canada was actually south of lower Canada. I wish I was making this up. You're just going to leave the switch outside? And it wasn't because we didn't know. We knew geography at that point. What are you... That's all right, because we can just... Cool. Ow! Oh, God, I ran over my foot. Hey, you want to take this to the server and first thing, Stan? Oh, my God. What? It's strong cable. We just pulled through a bunch of bushes. You think you can't handle in here? I mean, it was a lot cheaper than doing it the, like, proper way. All right. Hey, camera guys. This is chill, right? Stuff. Not the first time we've imposed on their area. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a server right there. Yeah, why is that server there? Hasn't that been there for, like, over a month? It's vibing. Wookie. All right, yeah. Can we get that server out of there for the camera guys, please? Yeah, sure. Thank you. You'll need help. It's heavy. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. Please get a helper. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Please don't do that. They don't call it anything. Yeah, there's actually nothing in it. Oh, my God. Are we just going to leave that there? Why don't we put it on the corner, at least? Yeah, we could do that. So it's not, like, directly in the walkway. Well, I mean, I don't know, Jake. Here, yeah, just if you just tip it. I'm coiling on this side, I believe it. Oh, you're on this side. I was just going to put it right in this corner here. Jake, over here, dropping a coiler. Oh, my God. It's a poo joke. Too shitty. I like it. What are you doing right now? This is long enough. I'm just trying to get the tape off. I have lots of length. You've got the length? That's what she said. This guy. This guy. Here, hold this, will you? Do you need a power cable? No, I already ran that. Oh, nice. Okay, power. I knew there was a reason I keep them around. It's not because he's nice to me. I'm going to put these in three and four, but one, two, and three. So, yeah, let's go with one and two. Wow. Easy. Good call. Linus, you're right. Okay. This is pair one, right? Yeah. Look, I dragged this thing through, like, Look, we all did dragging. Half a mile of bushes. I just want to look at it now. With the same fiber? Yeah, we'd need some level switches. Next level switching gear. We might be able to do three by 800. I'm not sure if that's readily available yet, though. I do not have that kind of a budget for network switches. You're telling me you don't want to spend 100 grand on a network switch? For capacity, we're not going to use- The whole point was to not spend 100 grand, Jake. Well, all we spent was 800, so. Sir, that appears to be a UPS. It's got, you know, ports. An interruptible power supply. Do you feel interruptible right now? I know it's probably interruptible. Yeah. There you go. See, I knew it was coming. There's nothing I could do to stop it, though. What am I doing? I don't know. Come on, come on out. Jeez. I'm drunk. Hey. Drunk with power. Oh, God. Okay, careful, everyone. Coming from you. Careful, everyone. Did you bring an RJ45 cable? Yes. It's right in front of you. This one? Well, what is this doing? What is that? Just a second. It's fine. Okay. We don't need that where we're going. Okay. Speed down. Speed down. Speed down. Okay. Jake, why are you putting the switch on top of the UPS? Yeah. I'm just vibing. Jake. It's a vibe. Oh, see, it looks great. It's a vibe. Gen Z's and their vibes. Can't we have her generation alpha make you feel old, Jake? Yes. Who let them call themselves generation alpha? That's an alpha move right there. Oh, this cable's sick. I like how... This cable's actually sick. It squids out like right from the connector. One that will go multiple feet and then the end just splits off. Which, I mean, depending on your use case, might be okay. But for us, we want to take this and plug it into, like, four switches down the rack. So having them all, like, full lengths available. Fuck off, Siri. Fuck. You got in the ultra. You know how she reprimands you about your language when you swear at her? Have you ever had that? Hey, Siri. Go fuck yourself. I won't respond to that. She's a sensitive lady. Did you manually set those ports to 10 gig by chance? Me? Yeah. Down. Oh, yeah, I have no... Okay, so you guys know this, that I have no network connection at all? Correct. Oh! I see blinky lights. Hello! Well, it's because you're connected to a switch. Yeah, but it wasn't blinky lights before. My laptop for connecting to the... Yeah, maybe. Or actually, we can just... Oh, God. All right, fine, I'll move the switch. Thank you. Oh, look how much better that is. Oh, my God, that is not better. That's way better. What do you mean? Oh, my God, that is not better. Ah, like, more than this one. Oh, yes, 1200 US. Jake. It's fine. You know... Brother, you can't even talk. How much shit have you fucked up? Remember when you dropped the $10,000 CPU? Okay, one time. One time. So I need to drop this 10 times to be as bad. Actually, I have to break it 10 times to be as bad. Well, it wasn't completely... It's clearly not broken. It's not broken. Clearly. Only one memory channel was dead. You having problems? Yeah, I'm not connecting that. Here, let me... What are you going to do? I'm going to hack the mainframe. You're not going to do anything. Oh, you broke it. I didn't do anything. Can we... Can we get in here? No. No, I can connect it. I'm a Manjaro power user now. I'm actually deactivated. Okay, in all seriousness, though, this is supposed to work. Oh, it seems like you're doing great, though. Good work, Linus. Sebastian. Yeah, I'm going to configure it. Oh, look at that. I'm going to configure the mainframe. When I just set it to auto-negotiate... Let's see if we can get anything. It's probably your crappy PF sensor. It's probably your crappy... Oh, that actually is a good thing to do. No, there's not going to be internet because you're... Okay, I'm connected. Does it just give you DHCP through the management port? Hello? What the fuck? That's the management port. Boom. Who's got a connection now? Well, it works. We're connected to the internet in the other building right now. 100 make because the management port is only 100 make. Can I come over here? Hey, Jake, do you want a chair over there? Okay, to the side. Hey, Jake, do you want a chair over there? I don't want to indulge you. What? What? What? Just because you have to assemble it yourself, this is empty. Oh, that's even worse. No, it's a box chair. All I'm saying is I saw it coming. It's a box chair. It's all good. Wow, that looks way more comfortable. Wow, look at this. My ass has never felt so good. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. My ass has never felt so good. Oh, yay, yay. Thanks for breaking it in for me. No problem. Why are you sitting on my desk? On your desk? Yeah, it's a joke. Oh, God. It's okay. Just leave it down now that it's down. It's fine. I see how it is. How are we doing? Whoa. It wasn't my switch that fell. It was the other one. What's the thing it's doing? So it's detecting the cable. It's detecting the cable. You say so all the time. Not bond. That is the wrong word. Aggregate. Yes, we can. And definitely not trunk. That's even more wrong. You understood him fine. The yellow one. No, yeah, it's because in the video recently, you were like, yeah, let's trunk them together. And then there's like eight or nine people in the comments were like, that's not what trunk means. And then there was people that replied and said, yeah, but you knew what he was saying. So like, and actually some switch manufacturers interchange them in their manuals, which is stupid. My favorite is that to make your speed faster, you use lag. Yeah. Link aggregation. Hey. Okay. And I'm ready for you. I got you. Okay. Yeah, you're going to blow the. Did you guys break my leaf blower? What the hell? I got this on Craigslist and I fixed it. I fixed it. What happened to my power cord here? When did this break? My switch doesn't work anymore. Well, it sounds like you need a new leaf blower then. That sucks. Well, now our network card is going to overheat. Someone, someone did this to it. What the hell is this? Okay. We good? That's very good. Right there. Oh my God. I didn't have a hearing problem. The poor CPU fan is just like backing off and it's trying to start up again. Oh no. Okay. So hold on a second. How's this, how's this doing for heat here? Oh my gosh. You can't even switch tabs. There it is. There it is. Well, hold on. Can we make a partition on the. Average response time on this thing is over a third of a second, Jake. It's so unhappy. That's pretty normal when it's pegged. It got up to a second there. You say this like you've never been pegged before. Oh my God. That's not making it. There's, there's tens of thousands of them. What? What is 70 going to make a difference? No, they're not here. When they get here, I mean. Well, yeah. The small amount. We, we were, we're shipping to customers first. For marketing, marketing. For, for, because that's what you should do. Jake's so salty marketing. I think I've ever seen Jake this salty about anything. Oh, I've seen him this salty about lots of things. Just like. Jake's a salty boy. I'm a salty boy. I have the CSGO like thing with the little salt spray. I always use the salty spray. First four seasons were amazing. And then five was, and then six was like, oh, they did some good stuff. And then it was all right. You can't expect a writing team that basically just had everything handed to them on a silver platter to all of a sudden be able to like actually write the best show on TV. Well, there was also like HBO wanted to stop spending $100 million a season. So they don't. I don't think it was, that was the problem. It was the writers were checking out because they were the biggest writers in Hollywood. So they could go do anything they wanted. So they wanted to finish Game of Thrones so they could go work on Star Wars so they could go work on the other franchises. They also wanted it to stop as well. How'd that work out? How would they want it to stop? It's like the biggest franchise on TV. It's costing them a lot of money. Yeah, but they're making so much more money. They want a million seasons of Game of Thrones. Yeah, I mean, if they didn't want more seasons of Game of Thrones, they didn't have to like start a new Game of Thrones. Yeah, HBO wants more Game of Thrones. I think the worst is we live in the era of most media properties don't exist for, as creative outlets or expression of someone's soul, they exist because an executive, someone was like, we could sell this. And then they've, then it comes down from the top and then there's like creative people that get involved at some point, but it's never the other way up. I mean, I think that's why people love YouTube."}