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The thing is, a lot of what I've said so far is evaluating it as a television, but it's unique.

2
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So why don't we try something unique? Let's play a two-player game.

3
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Let's play The Chess. The Chess. I'm a big fan of The Chess. Oh, wow. That's not great.

4
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Yeah, it doesn't really sit super well, and then the screen is not super robust.

5
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It's a touchscreen, but it doesn't like to be touched, you know? It does well at rejecting fingerprints. Pretty good.

6
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Okay. Do you chess? Not really. Because I don't really chess. I think we're both about to embarrass ourselves then.

7
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It's okay. This is the one thing I really didn't like about this game,

8
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is that it changes the perspective every turn. Can you change that, buddy? Hello?

9
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I don't think so, because who gets to have the right perspective?

10
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It wouldn't happen. I'm going to bring out my rook right away.

11
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I'm going to be a pro. Bring out my king. What? Okay, I don't think pro works the way you think it works.

12
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I'm going to bring out both rooks. It's the two rook defense.

13
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Okay. Oh my god. This is... A country is only as strong as its king.

14
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So... A country is only as powerful as its pawns.

15
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It's loyal servants. Check. No!

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The warrior king. Here he comes, boys. It went like... Here we go.

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You can kill it. No, I don't want to. You don't want to kill it. I believe in peace.

18
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Warning. What does that mean? What does warning mean?

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Boom. Check. No.

20
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I'm going to try and move the stupidest directions.

21
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Is that like a stalemate warning or something? It must be. It's like, hey, are you sure you wanted to do that?

22
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That was really stupid. Eight. What is eight? Eight of what?

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I think it's saying you have eight turns before we just stop this. I'm coming for you.

24
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Oh yes. King of kings. Battle of the kings.

25
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Maybe this should be a Floatplane exclusive.

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Linus and David try to chess.

27
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If you guys want to see the whole chess game. LMG.GG slash Floatplane.

28
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We're going to have it up there. Worst exclusive ever. I love it.

29
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What is this five? I think it is telling me, hey, your moves are too stupid.

30
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We're just going to call the game at this point. There's no way.

31
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I can move here, right? And it's not die. Let's go.

32
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Is this game? Is it timed by default? Okay. Four.

33
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Here we go. I'm coming. I just took your four. My four. No.

34
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I think I can't move this one anywhere without it getting in danger.

35
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I can go here. Why you run away?

36
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You're just you're calling. You're falling for one of the classic blenders.

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What?

38
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No idea what happened. Well, that went well.