{"video_id":"fp_eVAMEcynMm","title":"Extras - Linus and David Play Chess (UNCUT)","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-02-10T21:54:00.018Z","duration_s":386,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":6.96,"text":"The thing is, a lot of what I've said so far is evaluating it as a television, but it's unique.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.96,"end_s":10.4,"text":"So why don't we try something unique? Let's play a two-player game.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.4,"end_s":16.88,"text":"Let's play The Chess. The Chess. I'm a big fan of The Chess. Oh, wow. That's not great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.88,"end_s":23.52,"text":"Yeah, it doesn't really sit super well, and then the screen is not super robust.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.52,"end_s":29.68,"text":"It's a touchscreen, but it doesn't like to be touched, you know? It does well at rejecting fingerprints. Pretty good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.68,"end_s":35.2,"text":"Okay. Do you chess? Not really. Because I don't really chess. I think we're both about to embarrass ourselves then.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":35.2,"end_s":38.32,"text":"It's okay. This is the one thing I really didn't like about this game,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":38.32,"end_s":42.32,"text":"is that it changes the perspective every turn. Can you change that, buddy? Hello?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.68,"end_s":46.64,"text":"I don't think so, because who gets to have the right perspective?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":47.6,"end_s":50.56,"text":"It wouldn't happen. I'm going to bring out my rook right away.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":51.52,"end_s":58.08,"text":"I'm going to be a pro. Bring out my king. What? Okay, I don't think pro works the way you think it works.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.08,"end_s":61.28,"text":"I'm going to bring out both rooks. It's the two rook defense.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":63.12,"end_s":66.48,"text":"Okay. Oh my god. This is... A country is only as strong as its king.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.72,"end_s":73.44,"text":"So... A country is only as powerful as its pawns.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.44,"end_s":76.0,"text":"It's loyal servants. Check. No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":78.32,"end_s":82.16,"text":"The warrior king. Here he comes, boys. It went like... Here we go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":82.16,"end_s":85.76,"text":"You can kill it. No, I don't want to. You don't want to kill it. I believe in peace.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":85.76,"end_s":88.88,"text":"Warning. What does that mean? What does warning mean?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.28,"end_s":94.32,"text":"Boom. Check. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.0,"end_s":100.08,"text":"I'm going to try and move the stupidest directions.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":100.08,"end_s":104.56,"text":"Is that like a stalemate warning or something? It must be. It's like, hey, are you sure you wanted to do that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.56,"end_s":110.16,"text":"That was really stupid. Eight. What is eight? Eight of what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.12,"end_s":114.48,"text":"I think it's saying you have eight turns before we just stop this. I'm coming for you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.48,"end_s":117.04,"text":"Oh yes. King of kings. Battle of the kings.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":118.0,"end_s":123.36,"text":"Maybe this should be a Floatplane exclusive.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":123.36,"end_s":125.04,"text":"Linus and David try to chess.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.28,"end_s":133.84,"text":"If you guys want to see the whole chess game. LMG.GG slash Floatplane.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.84,"end_s":136.88,"text":"We're going to have it up there. Worst exclusive ever. I love it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.08,"end_s":142.0,"text":"What is this five? I think it is telling me, hey, your moves are too stupid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.0,"end_s":144.8,"text":"We're just going to call the game at this point. There's no way.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.76,"end_s":148.24,"text":"I can move here, right? And it's not die. Let's go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.04,"end_s":152.4,"text":"Is this game? Is it timed by default? Okay. Four.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":152.4,"end_s":156.08,"text":"Here we go. I'm coming. I just took your four. My four. No.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":158.88,"end_s":161.84,"text":"I think I can't move this one anywhere without it getting in danger.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.32,"end_s":168.0,"text":"I can go here. Why you run away?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":170.16,"end_s":173.44,"text":"You're just you're calling. You're falling for one of the classic blenders.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":176.8,"end_s":177.2,"text":"What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":188.48,"end_s":193.28,"text":"No idea what happened. Well, that went well.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"The thing is, a lot of what I've said so far is evaluating it as a television, but it's unique. So why don't we try something unique? Let's play a two-player game. Let's play The Chess. The Chess. I'm a big fan of The Chess. Oh, wow. That's not great. Yeah, it doesn't really sit super well, and then the screen is not super robust. It's a touchscreen, but it doesn't like to be touched, you know? It does well at rejecting fingerprints. Pretty good. Okay. Do you chess? Not really. Because I don't really chess. I think we're both about to embarrass ourselves then. It's okay. This is the one thing I really didn't like about this game, is that it changes the perspective every turn. Can you change that, buddy? Hello? I don't think so, because who gets to have the right perspective? It wouldn't happen. I'm going to bring out my rook right away. I'm going to be a pro. Bring out my king. What? Okay, I don't think pro works the way you think it works. I'm going to bring out both rooks. It's the two rook defense. Okay. Oh my god. This is... A country is only as strong as its king. So... A country is only as powerful as its pawns. It's loyal servants. Check. No! The warrior king. Here he comes, boys. It went like... Here we go. You can kill it. No, I don't want to. You don't want to kill it. I believe in peace. Warning. What does that mean? What does warning mean? Boom. Check. No. I'm going to try and move the stupidest directions. Is that like a stalemate warning or something? It must be. It's like, hey, are you sure you wanted to do that? That was really stupid. Eight. What is eight? Eight of what? I think it's saying you have eight turns before we just stop this. I'm coming for you. Oh yes. King of kings. Battle of the kings. Maybe this should be a Floatplane exclusive. Linus and David try to chess. If you guys want to see the whole chess game. LMG.GG slash Floatplane. We're going to have it up there. Worst exclusive ever. I love it. What is this five? I think it is telling me, hey, your moves are too stupid. We're just going to call the game at this point. There's no way. I can move here, right? And it's not die. Let's go. Is this game? Is it timed by default? Okay. Four. Here we go. I'm coming. I just took your four. My four. No. I think I can't move this one anywhere without it getting in danger. I can go here. Why you run away? You're just you're calling. You're falling for one of the classic blenders. What? No idea what happened. Well, that went well."}