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Google has caught a nasty case of whichever chronic condition afflicts Apple, with the

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announcement of mandatory verification for Android app developers, beginning in 2026

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For security reasons, most Android devices will be blocked from installing apps that

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are not officially registered by verified developers.

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This is already the case for apps on the Google Play Store, Android's default app distribution

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platform controlled by Google, but next year, registration and verification will be required

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for all apps and developers, even apps sideloaded from the internet.

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A vast web of connected platforms also largely controlled by Google, I guess that's where

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Google is coming from when they ask you to think of this like an ID check at the airport.

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They're just making sure they know who they're letting into their phone.

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The one in your hand, it's actually Google's, but you know, it's fine, it's fine, it's

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fine, you can use it, they have like a billion other ones. Framework has announced an RTX 5070 laptop GPU module that can be used to upgrade the

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framework laptop 16, which originally launched with a Radeon RX 7700S option.

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While a handful of super high-end laptops have used MXM format GPUs, which can be swapped,

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Framework's new module is the first one in more than a decade to offer an easy to install

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upgrade option for people who don't live in a hole filled with half-assembled electronics.

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It's a man cave. It's a, it's a cave.

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Plus, it's nice to see a modular hardware startup actually follow through and launch

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a modular hardware. Oh, but, uh, well, okay, they haven't actually launched it yet, so you can not pre-order

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the standalone module for 700 bucks. What, did you think because Linus is invested in Framework, I was going to suddenly love

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pre-ordering? I'm not invested in them. I'm not invested in anything.

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I don't understand how that works. In addition to the new module, the laptop 16 is now available with Ryzen AI 300 series

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CPUs, and it comes with a new 240 watt USB-C power adapter, the first one offered by an

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actual laptop company. But they're not stopping there.

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Framework is also working on some funky modules like the wide-boy haptic touchpad, an external

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GPU, and even a track point finger nubbin for mouse control.

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And I don't think we needed the demonstration, Framework CEO guy.

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I don't love seeing that, especially slowed down with sexy music under it.

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Bjorn, stop that! Anthropic, aka OpenAI with more anxious energy, has settled the copyright lawsuit brought

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against it by three book authors for an undisclosed sum.

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But it's probably less than the $1 trillion in damages potentially owed by the company

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if they had lost in court. While this lawsuit is fairly notable, being one of the 20 or so major AI lawsuits currently

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being tracked by Wired, the fact that it's being settled means it probably won't have

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a large effect on the largely unanswered question of how to respect copyright while

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also letting an entire industry get away with infringing on the copyright of every copyrighted

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thing ever. But the lack of clarity is probably okay with tech companies.

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The Computer and Communications Industry Association warned that this lawsuit could financially

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ruin the entire tech industry, which, correct me if I'm wrong, sounds like a you problem.

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The settlement also came just as Amazon was getting hit by another class action lawsuit

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over the whole, when you buy a movie digitally, do you own it, or are you just kind of renting

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it until they decide to stop letting you rent it?

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Question. Amazon successfully had a very similar lawsuit dismissed in 2021, I guess proving that at

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this point in the digital age, you don't own anything.

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Copyright isn't really a thing anymore. So yarr har fiddly dee, I suppose, and it's time for the quick bits.

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I am deadly serious about the copyright for quick bits, though.

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I actually think there's like three YouTube channels that also use the term quick bits

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for something, but I don't look at them because it makes me so mad.

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OpenAI says it will add parental controls to ChatGPT following a lawsuit brought against

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it by the family of a teenager who ended his own life after ChatGPT actively helped him

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explore methods to do so, and even tipped him off on ways to get around the chatbot's

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safety restrictions. In a blog post, OpenAI goes over some methods they're taking to strengthen safeguards and

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says they'll soon introduce these parental controls so parents can let their children

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have safe talks with the hallucinatory machine intelligence that nobody also knows how it

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works really. Suddenly, Spotify is adding messaging features, and for some reason, it's only rolling out

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on mobile in select Latin American markets for users over 16, but it'll reportedly

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soon be available in the US, Canada, Brazil, EU, UK, Australia, and New Zealand too.

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I suppose this makes some sense given that Spotify, like YouTube, is kind of a social

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network, but YouTube got rid of its direct messaging feature in 2019.

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And also, what am I going to say? Uh, oh, just let me check my Spotify messages.

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That sounds dumb. Nothing, which I always have to specify is the smartphone company, great name, is caught

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up in a little controversy after a retail demo of the Nothing Phone 3 showed off photos

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supposedly taken by the Phone 3's camera, but guess what?

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Guess what? Guess what? They weren't.

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Co-founder and maybe JRPG character, Ackis Evangelidis, explained that the demo phones

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had to be preloaded with images four months before launch, and while normally they preloaded

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images taken on older Nothing Phones, there was like a shakeup with a team.

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And the new people didn't get the memo, and they just took initiative and slapped some

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stock photos on there, which nothing did pay for, at least.

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But I mean, it was the wrong initiative to take.

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Roll again. And two internet hives of villainy, 4chan and Kiwi Farms, are suing the UK's Office

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of Communications, aka Ofcom, over the age verification requirements posed by the Online

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Safety Act. The websites say they're completely based in the US, so why would they let a bunch of

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BRITs tell them what to do? They'd rather continue on not knowing their users' business, and frankly, I have to agree.

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The legality of the situation is unclear, but maybe this is an attempt to get the attention

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of the US government, who apparently recently got the UK to back down on its demand for

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a backdoor into Apple's iCloud services.

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So, good luck, 4chan, I think?

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It's all very confusing, which is why you should come back on Friday for more tech news.

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I'll probably have sorted out my feelings about all of this by that point.

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I mean, that's in two days, I'll probably have figured out pretty much everything by

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then.
