WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.320 Flow clean, exclusive, super cut. 00:00:03.320 --> 00:00:08.760 Pomegranate, vitalizes body and mind, temporarily. 00:00:08.760 --> 00:00:13.720 They all have high caffeine content organs on them. That's good. 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:14.220 Five. 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:21.520 People drink this on purpose? That's what wings taste like, honest. 00:00:21.520 --> 00:00:24.560 Wings. That's a lie. 00:00:24.560 --> 00:00:28.440 I've had much better wings. Monster. 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:33.280 That smells bad. Yeah, that's a fork. 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:37.840 What would you consider a 10 drink? Oh, god, like a Thai iced tea. 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:41.560 That's a delicious drink. Get that milk in there. 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:46.280 Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup. 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:50.960 Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup sweetened Pepsi. 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:55.560 That stuff tastes like absolute shit. I'm not a big carbonated water guy, 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:59.720 so you throw something like club soda at me. Like without even any lemon or anything. 00:00:59.720 --> 00:01:05.640 I'm like, why am I drinking this? Pomegranate Red Bull is my winner from this round. 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:07.720 And I think my loser is between these two. 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:20.160 This comes out ahead just because it's so bland. How about La Croix or Bubbly? 00:01:20.160 --> 00:01:25.000 Where would you put that? La Croix? Flavored sparkling water. 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.840 Oh, flavored sparkling water is great. It's just pop. I should clarify for my non-Canadian friends 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:33.640 out there, pop means soda. I don't drink coffee, don't smoke. 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:38.240 I don't drink or eat acidic things for your age. 00:01:38.240 --> 00:01:40.040 A day over 28. Yourself. 00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:46.960 Baking soda-based toothpaste. Really important. 00:01:46.960 --> 00:01:50.720 Baking soda is much finer, and it's much easier on your teeth. 00:01:50.720 --> 00:01:54.280 So it gets more clean. And where is that your tooth less? 00:01:54.280 --> 00:01:59.040 Everyone should just use baking soda toothpaste. Mine is health tips. My great-grandmother actually never 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:05.360 bought a tube of toothpaste in her life and died at 90-something with all of her teeth intact. 00:02:05.360 --> 00:02:09.120 She actually only used baking soda to brush her teeth. 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:13.280 Toothpaste is one of those absolute recent constructs. 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:18.760 It's like oatmeal as a breakfast cereal. Oatmeal was peasant food until it got marketed to us 00:02:18.760 --> 00:02:21.760 as breakfast. She's never spent it. 00:02:21.760 --> 00:02:27.600 The fact that toothpaste costs $6, $7 for a tube, she was like, this is the biggest scat ever. 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:31.200 Use baking soda to brush your teeth. Editor, but mine is not a doctor. 00:02:31.200 --> 00:02:32.640 And so it's the fuck. 00:02:41.760 --> 00:02:44.840 Is that you drink it from here? 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:49.600 What the hell? Wow, they've reinvented the weave. 00:02:49.600 --> 00:02:53.840 This guy clearly doesn't game him, right? Am I doing this wrong? 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.760 Or is the hole so you can shotgun it and it opens up on the other side? 00:02:58.760 --> 00:03:01.960 No, you shouldn't be able to drink it. You should drink it from the hole. Recealable? 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:07.640 Why would you? Yeah, it seems to be resealable, which is, I guess, reflective of how good they think it tastes, 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:10.680 because you wouldn't even be able to finish this can in one sitting. 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:15.720 Whoa, he's going back for seconds. Yeah, I can't tell if it was just contaminated with this 00:03:15.720 --> 00:03:18.720 or not. 00:03:18.720 --> 00:03:23.080 How'd they make Mountain Dew worse? Maybe these gamer drinks are what took for me to appreciate 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:29.360 Mountain Dew. How it tastes downright good by comparison. 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:34.640 Let's try Charged Berry Blast. I do like berry flavored drinks, so this one 00:03:34.640 --> 00:03:38.320 has a chance, at least. 00:03:38.320 --> 00:03:42.080 Unaffensive. High praise. 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:49.160 I'm picking this for the wall of fame. 00:03:49.160 --> 00:03:52.320 I'm picking Game Fuel Charged Berry Blast for the wall of fame. 00:03:53.080 --> 00:03:57.440 And for the wall of shame, it's truly difficult for me to decide between these. 00:03:57.440 --> 00:04:03.480 Calling this original Dew, when it tastes so much worse 00:04:03.480 --> 00:04:07.600 than original Dew is just offensive to me. Shouldn't be doing this on an empty stomach. 00:04:07.600 --> 00:04:10.720 I'm actually feeling a little unsettled. Oh, food's coming up. 00:04:10.720 --> 00:04:14.200 All right, man, the ones I try first are going to have a huge advantage, 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:18.520 because I am frickin' hungry. Yeah, look at Red 40 and Yellow 5. 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:22.280 It's like Red 40 increases odds of ADHD, 00:04:22.280 --> 00:04:25.480 and Yellow 5 does asthma. 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:28.520 And like other sensitivities, I was like, oh, they know this 00:04:28.520 --> 00:04:31.840 and put it in food? Oh, yeah. It's wild. No, yeah, no. 00:04:31.840 --> 00:04:35.080 Food dies, or like, it's amazing that they're legal. 00:04:35.080 --> 00:04:38.720 Last time I had this much soda was when Dennis was trying to fatten me up for our match. 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:43.320 And the social team brought me a flat of Fanta for my birthday. 00:04:43.320 --> 00:04:45.840 Fanta, I love. That's what made out of 10 for me. 00:04:48.520 --> 00:04:53.680 Oh, it's coming out the other end, too. 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:59.480 Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, David. I can smell it in my ears. 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:02.800 I've consumed so little. Mr. Johnson. 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:08.600 Whoa. Whoa. This is my trust. Oh. 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:09.600 Oh. 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:21.080 Chug, chug, chug. All right. 00:05:21.080 --> 00:05:26.080 Woo! Yeah! Party, Linus. 00:05:26.080 --> 00:05:29.280 Do I have to pick the worst of the worst? I have to drink all of those again? 00:05:29.280 --> 00:05:33.320 Yeah, unless you know what the worst is. No, no, he has to. He has to drink it again. 00:05:33.320 --> 00:05:40.400 How do you feel, Linus? I feel more cultured. I've never tried any of the best or the worst gamer drinks, 00:05:40.400 --> 00:05:45.800 right? So now I've tried all of them. 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:48.960 How you feel, Linus, so far? Very gassy. 00:05:48.960 --> 00:05:49.460 OK. 00:05:53.960 --> 00:05:58.120 The computer is actually cooled by fire, 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:01.280 or at least by flammable gas. No lie, no clickbait.