1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,320 Flow clean, exclusive, super cut. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:08,760 Pomegranate, vitalizes body and mind, temporarily. 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:13,720 They all have high caffeine content organs on them. That's good. 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:14,220 Five. 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,520 People drink this on purpose? That's what wings taste like, honest. 6 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,560 Wings. That's a lie. 7 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,440 I've had much better wings. Monster. 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:33,280 That smells bad. Yeah, that's a fork. 9 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,840 What would you consider a 10 drink? Oh, god, like a Thai iced tea. 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,560 That's a delicious drink. Get that milk in there. 11 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:46,280 Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup. 12 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,960 Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup sweetened Pepsi. 13 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:55,560 That stuff tastes like absolute shit. I'm not a big carbonated water guy, 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,720 so you throw something like club soda at me. Like without even any lemon or anything. 15 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:05,640 I'm like, why am I drinking this? Pomegranate Red Bull is my winner from this round. 16 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,720 And I think my loser is between these two. 17 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,160 This comes out ahead just because it's so bland. How about La Croix or Bubbly? 18 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:25,000 Where would you put that? La Croix? Flavored sparkling water. 19 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,840 Oh, flavored sparkling water is great. It's just pop. I should clarify for my non-Canadian friends 20 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,640 out there, pop means soda. I don't drink coffee, don't smoke. 21 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:38,240 I don't drink or eat acidic things for your age. 22 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,040 A day over 28. Yourself. 23 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,960 Baking soda-based toothpaste. Really important. 24 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:50,720 Baking soda is much finer, and it's much easier on your teeth. 25 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,280 So it gets more clean. And where is that your tooth less? 26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:59,040 Everyone should just use baking soda toothpaste. Mine is health tips. My great-grandmother actually never 27 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:05,360 bought a tube of toothpaste in her life and died at 90-something with all of her teeth intact. 28 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,120 She actually only used baking soda to brush her teeth. 29 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:13,280 Toothpaste is one of those absolute recent constructs. 30 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:18,760 It's like oatmeal as a breakfast cereal. Oatmeal was peasant food until it got marketed to us 31 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,760 as breakfast. She's never spent it. 32 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:27,600 The fact that toothpaste costs $6, $7 for a tube, she was like, this is the biggest scat ever. 33 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,200 Use baking soda to brush your teeth. Editor, but mine is not a doctor. 34 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,640 And so it's the fuck. 35 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,840 Is that you drink it from here? 36 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:49,600 What the hell? Wow, they've reinvented the weave. 37 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,840 This guy clearly doesn't game him, right? Am I doing this wrong? 38 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:58,760 Or is the hole so you can shotgun it and it opens up on the other side? 39 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,960 No, you shouldn't be able to drink it. You should drink it from the hole. Recealable? 40 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:07,640 Why would you? Yeah, it seems to be resealable, which is, I guess, reflective of how good they think it tastes, 41 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,680 because you wouldn't even be able to finish this can in one sitting. 42 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:15,720 Whoa, he's going back for seconds. Yeah, I can't tell if it was just contaminated with this 43 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,720 or not. 44 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:23,080 How'd they make Mountain Dew worse? Maybe these gamer drinks are what took for me to appreciate 45 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:29,360 Mountain Dew. How it tastes downright good by comparison. 46 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:34,640 Let's try Charged Berry Blast. I do like berry flavored drinks, so this one 47 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:38,320 has a chance, at least. 48 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:42,080 Unaffensive. High praise. 49 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:49,160 I'm picking this for the wall of fame. 50 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,320 I'm picking Game Fuel Charged Berry Blast for the wall of fame. 51 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:57,440 And for the wall of shame, it's truly difficult for me to decide between these. 52 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:03,480 Calling this original Dew, when it tastes so much worse 53 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:07,600 than original Dew is just offensive to me. Shouldn't be doing this on an empty stomach. 54 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,720 I'm actually feeling a little unsettled. Oh, food's coming up. 55 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,200 All right, man, the ones I try first are going to have a huge advantage, 56 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,520 because I am frickin' hungry. Yeah, look at Red 40 and Yellow 5. 57 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,280 It's like Red 40 increases odds of ADHD, 58 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,480 and Yellow 5 does asthma. 59 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,520 And like other sensitivities, I was like, oh, they know this 60 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,840 and put it in food? Oh, yeah. It's wild. No, yeah, no. 61 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,080 Food dies, or like, it's amazing that they're legal. 62 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,720 Last time I had this much soda was when Dennis was trying to fatten me up for our match. 63 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,320 And the social team brought me a flat of Fanta for my birthday. 64 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,840 Fanta, I love. That's what made out of 10 for me. 65 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:53,680 Oh, it's coming out the other end, too. 66 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:59,480 Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, David. I can smell it in my ears. 67 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,800 I've consumed so little. Mr. Johnson. 68 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:08,600 Whoa. Whoa. This is my trust. Oh. 69 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,600 Oh. 70 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,080 Chug, chug, chug. All right. 71 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:26,080 Woo! Yeah! Party, Linus. 72 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,280 Do I have to pick the worst of the worst? I have to drink all of those again? 73 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:33,320 Yeah, unless you know what the worst is. No, no, he has to. He has to drink it again. 74 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:40,400 How do you feel, Linus? I feel more cultured. I've never tried any of the best or the worst gamer drinks, 75 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:45,800 right? So now I've tried all of them. 76 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,960 How you feel, Linus, so far? Very gassy. 77 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,460 OK. 78 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:58,120 The computer is actually cooled by fire, 79 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,280 or at least by flammable gas. No lie, no clickbait.