{"video_id":"fp_dk50ZrEHWH","title":"FP Exclusive: Linus Tries Gamer Drinks BTS","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-12-23T18:09:00.024Z","duration_s":377,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":3.32,"text":"Flow clean, exclusive, super cut.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.32,"end_s":8.76,"text":"Pomegranate, vitalizes body and mind, temporarily.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.76,"end_s":13.72,"text":"They all have high caffeine content organs on them. That's good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.72,"end_s":14.22,"text":"Five.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.92,"end_s":21.52,"text":"People drink this on purpose? That's what wings taste like, honest.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.52,"end_s":24.56,"text":"Wings. That's a lie.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.56,"end_s":28.44,"text":"I've had much better wings. Monster.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.48,"end_s":33.28,"text":"That smells bad. Yeah, that's a fork.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.28,"end_s":37.84,"text":"What would you consider a 10 drink? Oh, god, like a Thai iced tea.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.84,"end_s":41.56,"text":"That's a delicious drink. Get that milk in there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":41.56,"end_s":46.28,"text":"Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":46.28,"end_s":50.96,"text":"Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup sweetened Pepsi.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.96,"end_s":55.56,"text":"That stuff tastes like absolute shit. I'm not a big carbonated water guy,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":55.56,"end_s":59.72,"text":"so you throw something like club soda at me. Like without even any lemon or anything.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.72,"end_s":65.64,"text":"I'm like, why am I drinking this? Pomegranate Red Bull is my winner from this round.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.64,"end_s":67.72,"text":"And I think my loser is between these two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":75.76,"end_s":80.16,"text":"This comes out ahead just because it's so bland. How about La Croix or Bubbly?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.16,"end_s":85.0,"text":"Where would you put that? La Croix? Flavored sparkling water.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":85.0,"end_s":89.84,"text":"Oh, flavored sparkling water is great. It's just pop. I should clarify for my non-Canadian friends","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.84,"end_s":93.64,"text":"out there, pop means soda. I don't drink coffee, don't smoke.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":93.64,"end_s":98.24,"text":"I don't drink or eat acidic things for your age.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":98.24,"end_s":100.04,"text":"A day over 28. Yourself.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":103.76,"end_s":106.96,"text":"Baking soda-based toothpaste. Really important.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":106.96,"end_s":110.72,"text":"Baking soda is much finer, and it's much easier on your teeth.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":110.72,"end_s":114.28,"text":"So it gets more clean. And where is that your tooth less?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.28,"end_s":119.04,"text":"Everyone should just use baking soda toothpaste. Mine is health tips. My great-grandmother actually never","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.04,"end_s":125.36,"text":"bought a tube of toothpaste in her life and died at 90-something with all of her teeth intact.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":125.36,"end_s":129.12,"text":"She actually only used baking soda to brush her teeth.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.12,"end_s":133.28,"text":"Toothpaste is one of those absolute recent constructs.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.28,"end_s":138.76,"text":"It's like oatmeal as a breakfast cereal. Oatmeal was peasant food until it got marketed to us","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.76,"end_s":141.76,"text":"as breakfast. She's never spent it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.76,"end_s":147.6,"text":"The fact that toothpaste costs $6, $7 for a tube, she was like, this is the biggest scat ever.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":147.6,"end_s":151.2,"text":"Use baking soda to brush your teeth. Editor, but mine is not a doctor.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":151.2,"end_s":152.64,"text":"And so it's the fuck.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":161.76,"end_s":164.84,"text":"Is that you drink it from here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.84,"end_s":169.6,"text":"What the hell? Wow, they've reinvented the weave.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.6,"end_s":173.84,"text":"This guy clearly doesn't game him, right? Am I doing this wrong?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":173.84,"end_s":178.76,"text":"Or is the hole so you can shotgun it and it opens up on the other side?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.76,"end_s":181.96,"text":"No, you shouldn't be able to drink it. You should drink it from the hole. Recealable?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":181.96,"end_s":187.64,"text":"Why would you? Yeah, it seems to be resealable, which is, I guess, reflective of how good they think it tastes,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.64,"end_s":190.68,"text":"because you wouldn't even be able to finish this can in one sitting.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.68,"end_s":195.72,"text":"Whoa, he's going back for seconds. Yeah, I can't tell if it was just contaminated with this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":195.72,"end_s":198.72,"text":"or not.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.72,"end_s":203.08,"text":"How'd they make Mountain Dew worse? Maybe these gamer drinks are what took for me to appreciate","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":203.08,"end_s":209.36,"text":"Mountain Dew. How it tastes downright good by comparison.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.36,"end_s":214.64,"text":"Let's try Charged Berry Blast. I do like berry flavored drinks, so this one","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":214.64,"end_s":218.32,"text":"has a chance, at least.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":218.32,"end_s":222.08,"text":"Unaffensive. High praise.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":225.4,"end_s":229.16,"text":"I'm picking this for the wall of fame.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":229.16,"end_s":232.32,"text":"I'm picking Game Fuel Charged Berry Blast for the wall of fame.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":233.08,"end_s":237.44,"text":"And for the wall of shame, it's truly difficult for me to decide between these.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":237.44,"end_s":243.48,"text":"Calling this original Dew, when it tastes so much worse","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":243.48,"end_s":247.6,"text":"than original Dew is just offensive to me. Shouldn't be doing this on an empty stomach.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":247.6,"end_s":250.72,"text":"I'm actually feeling a little unsettled. Oh, food's coming up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":250.72,"end_s":254.2,"text":"All right, man, the ones I try first are going to have a huge advantage,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":254.2,"end_s":258.52,"text":"because I am frickin' hungry. Yeah, look at Red 40 and Yellow 5.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":258.56,"end_s":262.28,"text":"It's like Red 40 increases odds of ADHD,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":262.28,"end_s":265.48,"text":"and Yellow 5 does asthma.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":265.48,"end_s":268.52,"text":"And like other sensitivities, I was like, oh, they know this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":268.52,"end_s":271.84,"text":"and put it in food? Oh, yeah. It's wild. No, yeah, no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":271.84,"end_s":275.08,"text":"Food dies, or like, it's amazing that they're legal.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":275.08,"end_s":278.72,"text":"Last time I had this much soda was when Dennis was trying to fatten me up for our match.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":278.72,"end_s":283.32,"text":"And the social team brought me a flat of Fanta for my birthday.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":283.32,"end_s":285.84,"text":"Fanta, I love. That's what made out of 10 for me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":288.52,"end_s":293.68,"text":"Oh, it's coming out the other end, too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":293.68,"end_s":299.48,"text":"Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, David. I can smell it in my ears.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":299.48,"end_s":302.8,"text":"I've consumed so little. Mr. Johnson.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":302.8,"end_s":308.6,"text":"Whoa. Whoa. This is my trust. Oh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":308.6,"end_s":309.6,"text":"Oh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":317.6,"end_s":321.08,"text":"Chug, chug, chug. All right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.08,"end_s":326.08,"text":"Woo! Yeah! Party, Linus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":326.08,"end_s":329.28,"text":"Do I have to pick the worst of the worst? I have to drink all of those again?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":329.28,"end_s":333.32,"text":"Yeah, unless you know what the worst is. No, no, he has to. He has to drink it again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":333.32,"end_s":340.4,"text":"How do you feel, Linus? I feel more cultured. I've never tried any of the best or the worst gamer drinks,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":340.4,"end_s":345.8,"text":"right? So now I've tried all of them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":345.8,"end_s":348.96,"text":"How you feel, Linus, so far? Very gassy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":348.96,"end_s":349.46,"text":"OK.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.96,"end_s":358.12,"text":"The computer is actually cooled by fire,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":358.12,"end_s":361.28,"text":"or at least by flammable gas. No lie, no clickbait.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Flow clean, exclusive, super cut. Pomegranate, vitalizes body and mind, temporarily. They all have high caffeine content organs on them. That's good. Five. People drink this on purpose? That's what wings taste like, honest. Wings. That's a lie. I've had much better wings. Monster. That smells bad. Yeah, that's a fork. What would you consider a 10 drink? Oh, god, like a Thai iced tea. That's a delicious drink. Get that milk in there. Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup. Then on the very lowest of low, I would have like your corn syrup sweetened Pepsi. That stuff tastes like absolute shit. I'm not a big carbonated water guy, so you throw something like club soda at me. Like without even any lemon or anything. I'm like, why am I drinking this? Pomegranate Red Bull is my winner from this round. And I think my loser is between these two. This comes out ahead just because it's so bland. How about La Croix or Bubbly? Where would you put that? La Croix? Flavored sparkling water. Oh, flavored sparkling water is great. It's just pop. I should clarify for my non-Canadian friends out there, pop means soda. I don't drink coffee, don't smoke. I don't drink or eat acidic things for your age. A day over 28. Yourself. Baking soda-based toothpaste. Really important. Baking soda is much finer, and it's much easier on your teeth. So it gets more clean. And where is that your tooth less? Everyone should just use baking soda toothpaste. Mine is health tips. My great-grandmother actually never bought a tube of toothpaste in her life and died at 90-something with all of her teeth intact. She actually only used baking soda to brush her teeth. Toothpaste is one of those absolute recent constructs. It's like oatmeal as a breakfast cereal. Oatmeal was peasant food until it got marketed to us as breakfast. She's never spent it. The fact that toothpaste costs $6, $7 for a tube, she was like, this is the biggest scat ever. Use baking soda to brush your teeth. Editor, but mine is not a doctor. And so it's the fuck. Is that you drink it from here? What the hell? Wow, they've reinvented the weave. This guy clearly doesn't game him, right? Am I doing this wrong? Or is the hole so you can shotgun it and it opens up on the other side? No, you shouldn't be able to drink it. You should drink it from the hole. Recealable? Why would you? Yeah, it seems to be resealable, which is, I guess, reflective of how good they think it tastes, because you wouldn't even be able to finish this can in one sitting. Whoa, he's going back for seconds. Yeah, I can't tell if it was just contaminated with this or not. How'd they make Mountain Dew worse? Maybe these gamer drinks are what took for me to appreciate Mountain Dew. How it tastes downright good by comparison. Let's try Charged Berry Blast. I do like berry flavored drinks, so this one has a chance, at least. Unaffensive. High praise. I'm picking this for the wall of fame. I'm picking Game Fuel Charged Berry Blast for the wall of fame. And for the wall of shame, it's truly difficult for me to decide between these. Calling this original Dew, when it tastes so much worse than original Dew is just offensive to me. Shouldn't be doing this on an empty stomach. I'm actually feeling a little unsettled. Oh, food's coming up. All right, man, the ones I try first are going to have a huge advantage, because I am frickin' hungry. Yeah, look at Red 40 and Yellow 5. It's like Red 40 increases odds of ADHD, and Yellow 5 does asthma. And like other sensitivities, I was like, oh, they know this and put it in food? Oh, yeah. It's wild. No, yeah, no. Food dies, or like, it's amazing that they're legal. Last time I had this much soda was when Dennis was trying to fatten me up for our match. And the social team brought me a flat of Fanta for my birthday. Fanta, I love. That's what made out of 10 for me. Oh, it's coming out the other end, too. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, David. I can smell it in my ears. I've consumed so little. Mr. Johnson. Whoa. Whoa. This is my trust. Oh. Oh. Chug, chug, chug. All right. Woo! Yeah! Party, Linus. Do I have to pick the worst of the worst? I have to drink all of those again? Yeah, unless you know what the worst is. No, no, he has to. He has to drink it again. How do you feel, Linus? I feel more cultured. I've never tried any of the best or the worst gamer drinks, right? So now I've tried all of them. How you feel, Linus, so far? Very gassy. OK. The computer is actually cooled by fire, or at least by flammable gas. No lie, no clickbait."}