{"video_id":"fp_dR1MULAHAI","title":"Announcing Elijah Week! + More!","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-11-08T21:03:00.026Z","duration_s":71,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":7.2,"text":"It's finally my week here at Floatplane. It's about damn time I get some recognition for all the hard work I put in here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.2,"end_s":10.4,"text":"You can do this. This is your week.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.4,"end_s":13.6,"text":"This is your week. Everyone has to do what I say this week.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.6,"end_s":17.2,"text":"I basically run this company. Yeah, so what was that meeting for?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.2,"end_s":20.32,"text":"He just walked in and I shook his hand. What's this for?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.32,"end_s":24.4,"text":"What did I just approve? You know, it's time for some big changes. Elijah, what are you doing with my desk?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.2,"end_s":30.4,"text":"Just go check out these teasers. I would have never gotten into IT if it wasn't for watching LTT.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.4,"end_s":34.56,"text":"I did not get hired because of this script. That's going to be the best part about this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":34.56,"end_s":38.0,"text":"So then I got hired in logistics. If Elijah wins, he gets a lunch,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":38.0,"end_s":44.0,"text":"give him by me, and pay for it by the company. If Alliance wins, he saves $25 because no one gets lunch.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.8,"end_s":49.92,"text":"What do you think of the helmet memes? And immediately found a spelling mistake in like the first sentence.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.92,"end_s":52.96,"text":"And I'm like, when did TechLink officially launch?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":52.96,"end_s":55.04,"text":"Probably launched between like 2005 and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.0,"end_s":59.68,"text":"2024. Questions about the content? Yeah, I did.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.68,"end_s":64.64,"text":"I did and he still got it wrong. You're asking me also about the content 12 years ago.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":64.64,"end_s":67.84,"text":"It's our popular videos, you know? That means you've probably seen it. Yeah, but nobody watches the pop-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":67.84,"end_s":70.88,"text":"That is fair. No, sorry. Go ahead. Let me finish this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.88,"end_s":71.28,"text":"Go ahead.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"It's finally my week here at Floatplane. It's about damn time I get some recognition for all the hard work I put in here. You can do this. This is your week. This is your week. Everyone has to do what I say this week. I basically run this company. Yeah, so what was that meeting for? He just walked in and I shook his hand. What's this for? What did I just approve? You know, it's time for some big changes. Elijah, what are you doing with my desk? Just go check out these teasers. I would have never gotten into IT if it wasn't for watching LTT. I did not get hired because of this script. That's going to be the best part about this. So then I got hired in logistics. If Elijah wins, he gets a lunch, give him by me, and pay for it by the company. If Alliance wins, he saves $25 because no one gets lunch. What do you think of the helmet memes? And immediately found a spelling mistake in like the first sentence. And I'm like, when did TechLink officially launch? Probably launched between like 2005 and 2024. Questions about the content? Yeah, I did. I did and he still got it wrong. You're asking me also about the content 12 years ago. It's our popular videos, you know? That means you've probably seen it. Yeah, but nobody watches the pop- That is fair. No, sorry. Go ahead. Let me finish this. Go ahead."}