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Airplanes. How do they float? How does a Floatplane? Welcome to the Floatplane exclusive

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airplane battle department edition. We got one person from each department to do a paper airplane

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battle to see who can do the best design, who can make it the fastest, and who can throw it the

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farthest. We have our table of operations. Each person is going to get one paper. When I hit start

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you have five minutes to make the airplane by drawing and folding and then it will look like

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a paper airplane that I made in 12 seconds. I'm just kidding. I did not make this in 12 seconds.

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I recorded myself making this so no one can accuse me of cheating so I did not cheat.

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And after you get your airplane you have one attempt to throw it. I mean you have two attempts to throw it.

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We'll measure it from the line here. Social's team got negative two points. Don't find me please,

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Hi, my name is Luke Lafanne. That's not how you pronounce it. I'm the CEO of Floatplane and the

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CTO for Linus Media Group. Yes, and I see you have... I got my cheerleaders with me. Yes,

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I got Alvin and Dylan, my procurement pros. Yes, they are my cheerleaders for today so

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we're hoping for some positive results. I'm John. I work in the Labs as a testing technician.

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Yeah, I tried to at least dress accordingly. Perfect. And how much have you prepped for this?

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Not at all. Not at all. Not even a little. Like when I was young I think I once got hit in the

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face with a paper airplane. I am utterly naive. I'm like a freshly birthed dough, soft, dewy,

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unaware of the dangers of the world. I can't throw it because my rotator cuff is screwed up.

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So like by default I'm going to do bad. So as a side objective I'm going to bring you random

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facts about Canada that progressively get more deranged over time and I'm going to start with

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that Winnie Pooh is based off of a bear from Canada. Wait, really? Yeah. Which bear?

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Just a bear that was in a zoo, I think. I don't know. I didn't look that far into it, okay?

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When I hit start, your time will start. Okay. Then three, two, one, go.

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Danes, I need a paper airplane, quick. He's like, no, no, no, you can't look up, you can't look up,

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you can't look up, you can't look up. That's legal, it's legal. No, I'm not looking up paper airplane stuff. Okay, okay, he's looking up AvroAero. He just looked up a whole airplane,

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bro, what the hell? Yeah, because it kind of looks like a paper airplane and I think that

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if I get the coloring right. Oh, the coloring first. Oh yeah. R, G, and B. Really poorly drawn

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dollar signs because I'm in accounting. You have to go with the LTT Store. Damn, no freeclout,

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what the hell? The next Canada fact is that over 70% of the world's real maple syrup is made in

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Quebec. I don't know. I'm gonna lose the looks contest, okay? Wait, no, you folded in half,

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I think. I literally didn't look this up. While they were given permission to practice,

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some decided to improvise. What is your strategy here? I'm just going by like, I think this is

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what I remember how an airplane got made in the past when I was a young lad. When was last time?

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When were you a young lad about making airplanes?

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My strategy is to build a paper airplane and then throw it and just hope that I happen to do a

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good job. Build a good paper airplane? I only had this one plane in mind. I never had any other

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strategy, so if it's more of a glider and if anything, so I think the trick for it to fly

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well is to not actually throw hard and kind of just let it smooth sail. I think what I'm gonna

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do is actually pretty simple, but I might make it look good, I'm not really sure yet. When's

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last time you made a paper airplane though? Probably high school. When was high school for you?

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2007. Oh wow. I'm an old boy. You have a energy of a young person though? Totally. No, I'm not.

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Winging it. That's how I got through college. That's how I'm getting through work every day.

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I'm getting pretty good at it, you know? I think I'm gonna make a plane that's already been made by

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like half a dozen other people, but hey. And some decide to actually prepare. To be honest with you,

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I tried to look online to see, you know, what's a good way to fold an airplane and, you know,

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it's becoming origami at this point now and I just decided to go back to how I used to do it as a kid.

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Alvin sent me a video of you practicing. They went quite far actually.

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It actually went pretty far, so I'm excited to see the result. If I remember correctly,

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they said to fold it in half first. It's exactly what Brandon's doing, I think. Yeah,

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it's what we call red research. I also built one out of a FedEx bill that I didn't need about 30

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minutes ago. Oh yeah, I saw that and everyone cooked you for it. I looked up a couple of the

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signs from what I saw. This was the easiest to make while going as far as I could probably get it.

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I'm gonna make the plane that I tried yesterday. Did you look it up or did you make your own?

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I mean, I looked it up. Well, I make something that someone else is better at doing. It's a pretty

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simple one. It's basically just fold it a bunch of times. Like every airplane. I found this design

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on the internet because I haven't made a paper airplane in like at least a year. 25 years.

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I'm 36. You just said it was going to look good though. That's what I mean. So I'm not going to

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put effort into making a little coat. Maybe that's what I should say. And then let me draw some stuff

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first. People need to be on these, so there's Windows. You're trying to get out your airplane?

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Yeah, man. I got to represent for business land. So I'm gonna spend some time making the plane look

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nice because they put their trust in me, which I don't know who would, but you know, I was the

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first one to respond to the call out to come here. So didn't really have a choice. No, I specifically

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asked you. Oh, what's also crazy is that Canada was in a war with a notable European country.

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We were at war with Denmark until 2022. It was called the Whiskey War. The reason why it was

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called the Whiskey War, going there, planting their respective flag, Canada would leave Whiskey,

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and Denmark would leave Schnaps. And they did that for like 50 years. And then sadly, it ended in 2022.

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Sadly. That was the coolest thing ever. And then they were like, nah, would you be able to get me

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some scissors? Some scissors would make this look way better. You have to go get scissors. I have

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to go get scissors. Yeah, that's unfortunate. This is horrible. What is this? Is this useful?

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What? You're wasting paper? What? No, no. Well, this is what you get. No, you can't waste paper.

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Jonathan, you're almost at two minutes and you've not drawn or have made an airplane yet. This is

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crazy. I don't remember the rest of it, honestly. I'm just going to start folding a regular paper

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airplane. I actually completely forgot. Okay, what did Josh over there do? We were working right

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beside his desk. Yeah, he's been eyeing everyone. I knew he's ever seen someone so competitive for

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this. Were you competitive in t-ball, too? Yeah, see? Yeah, yeah. Is this all fold marks? Wow.

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This is interesting. Is this how you used to make airplanes in general, or did you just

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learn to strap a few days ago? Oh, I have no idea. So we've got the sub to ShortCircuit. That's our

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sponsor of the paper airplane. Nope, nope. The real key will be colors afterwards. Yeah,

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because you brought your own tape and everything. You're like, wait, do you own scissors down?

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We have all the stuff in Creator Warehouse. Do you have a color theme in mind, or are you

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just kind of just culling for fun? You're about to pass the halfway point here. Oh, it's this one.

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I know this one. What do you mean you know this one? You haven't seen this one. I know this one.

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What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm using the expensive tape that we use for our putting

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mics on. Actually, not the right taper that either, but this is what we do. So how much effort

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in researching did you do and do this? Well, basically, I guess none, because I did research

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quite a bit, but I didn't end up going with any of the designs that they do. If you look on YouTube,

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they're like intense, like 10 minute folding patterns you need to do to get world records

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or something ridiculous. And I was like, I don't have time for this to learn this.

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Is this the front? Oh, you're totally right. Hey, you're a French immersion.

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I mean, it's been like five years since I spoke French, but yes, I was in French immersion. Oh

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my god, your French immersion is coming to this in handy. Yeah, me and Linus, we go way back.

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Oh my god. Okay. So I think this is our plan. Is that you're done? I think so.

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It's off, right? Okay. You know, I'm here for the content. I'm not here to win.

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I'm here for the content. The last deranged can of fact, as my time is probably coming to an end,

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I don't even know what I'm doing at this point, is that one of the most notable natural predators

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of moose, which by the way are going to be like over six feet tall, over nine feet long, and well

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over a thousand pounds. One of their natural predators is great white sharks. Okay. Can I get

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a test go or no? You'll get a test go. Are you done? Okay. Yeah, I'm done. All right. That was about

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two some odd seconds. Two minutes and some odd seconds. I don't know. I think I should have put

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more tape on and put. Are you feeling the pressure? Nah. Do we get a test throw or is it just one shot?

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One throw test. This guy's checking his T's message while doing this crazy. What are you going to draw on?

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I'm not going to tell you if you're just going to have to see. What the? I'm the host and participant.

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You're hosting and a participant? Yeah, cough of interest, huh? Yeah, very much so.

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What a... Something you really want to fly on. When they say trust me bro, airline.

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All right, so you're approaching the halfway point. Okay, I might have messed this up

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brutally. Is that what does bending the nose make it more aerodynamic? I actually have no clue.

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I'm not a engineer. We have to ask the engineering team. And you tested it with tape even? Yeah,

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it works well. I'm interested to see. I think you're the first person using tape. I think you

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should first person bring your own stuff because I still tell everyone to bring whatever you want.

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Look, I made an airplane. Nice. Are you done? Well, you know what? Let's put a couple of

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circles on it. Yeah, design it up. Yeah, okay. We'll put a red circle on this side and we'll put

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a blue circle on this side because, you know, you got to remember red versus blue before all those

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guys went off the deep end. Oh, shout out. Yeah, don't shout out red versus blue. You know what I

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said? What do you mean? I'm with the Mew. Must. I'm practicing my Mewing. We're looks maxing.

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All right, we're done. All right. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You caught it done. You caught it done.

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They got colors down there. Oh my gosh. Okay, this side is all... What the... You see?

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All right, all right. We're done. I kind of broke it a little bit. I drew fire for mine. You're

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drawing lightning. That's crazy. Well, you're slowly about to pass the dream in a mark. So you

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do have some times though. Good enough. All right, Jonathan, I'm going to recommend you. You just

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give up on the distance and you just start drawing. I'm going to recommend you start drawing. Jonathan,

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just give up. Jonathan, respectfully give up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop this one. Oh my

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God, it's so tiny. It's so cute. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh no. Disaster. Where are those folds?

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Hey, I'm going to beat you. Okay. Oh yeah, and you brought your own Sharpie. I did. Well, can I get

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a Tesco or no? Oh yeah, you'll get a Tesco. Are you done? Okay. Yeah, I'm done. But apparently,

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you're just like make these aerodynamic flaps like a real airplane and a fly further.

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Hey, don't wait. No, this is style, bro. This is style. Now we're drawing.

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Let's put a cool thing. We'll put a happy face on this one and we'll put a sad face on this one.

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Why sad face? I don't know. Maybe it's not going to fly straight. I don't know. All right. Well,

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you have a minute, three seconds left. All right, you want to talk about my design? Look,

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it's not even symmetrical. Are you done? Yeah. All right, look at that. Okay, I'm done. One second.

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I need some scissors. Oh, he's running. He's running. We gotta go. We're moving.

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I don't know how she'll fly, but we'll see. Any designs on that or are we good with this?

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Yeah, this is a prototype. We don't paint on a prototype. Well, it could be the final design.

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I think we're good like this. So what do we do? I need to cut this like...

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We're making it the American, the American flag. What the hell? You're making it freaking

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less America. We're Canadian. I don't know what the American flag looks like. This is going to go

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poorly. Oh my God, dude. It's blue, right? America is fuming and chat. There's blue. Well,

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I'm just going to put some color on it. You might be the most try hard person here today.

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I have to, I have to rep or down accounting. Yeah, Yvonne was like, yeah, make sure he wins.

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I was like, yes, boss. You're done? I am done. Oh shit. Some of my lines weren't straight. So we'll see how that affects

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it, but I'm feeling good. I'm not going to be too fancy with my designs here because time is of the

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essence. Okay, I'm calling it done. Oh, it's not pretty, but it's going to work. Nice. All right.

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Perfect. Wait, I got one more. It's technically out. Okay.

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Labs.com. It's out in alpha. It still gets to go on the plane. All right. I wish I'd made that a

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little bit larger, but oh well. Oh my God, this guy might win the competition design.

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Four minutes half past. You have one minute left. People are running out the clock here.

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Okay. There's the plan. Very good. All right. Don't worry. Now we're, now we're French, right?

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Is this French? Jonathan, you're not going to win the speed or a distance category,

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I don't think, but you'll win the design category maybe. No, there's, there's no way.

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Why am I drawing the inside blue red? Oh my God. I see you're just folding for fun now.

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Folding for fun. There's absolutely no reason for that fold. There's actually no reason. All right.

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That is roughly colored. So you went from a military airplane to a U.S. airplane, not a

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French airplane. Yeah, don't worry. This is like the real clown car. Well, you have about 10 seconds

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left here. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four. Side. All right. Amazing. All right.

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Four, five seconds to spare. Red, six, five, four, three, two, one. Hands up, hands up,

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hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up.

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All right. Beautiful, beautiful. So you're probably wondering, where's Jessica's run? Three,

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two, one, go. All right. Do you have any, oh my God, what are you writing? Beef. Beef. Oh my

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God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, what? Walking through your airplane design. I created a new airline

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called Nair and because we need competition in the airline industry. I'm a little bit disappointed

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because I really wanted to cut right here and give myself some ability to like,

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what do you call those? It's not a rudder, it's like an aeryon or whatever, aeryon.

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Do you think you'll do well? Oh no. No, no, no. I've never done this one before,

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done darts before a lot. Well, obviously based on a dart kind of thing. Yeah, this is like a half

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dart. So we're hoping for like some glide, but we don't have tall wings. So we'll see. I got,

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I got busy landing logos and I got flight and I got R.I.P. Bell on the other wing.

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There's some janky ass Windows. Yeah, well, listen, you're not here to, to judge it really.

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Yeah, I'm not, I'm, well, I'm not the one judging it. Bless. Oh, who's judging it?

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Hi, I'm Marie. I'm graphic designer here. Hey there. I'm Jeff. I'm the sales supervisor here

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and we're going to be ranking these planes. Yo, quick question. Is this

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like an accident or is this legit? Yes, that's someone's business submission.

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I kind of like this one. I like that it's like slim. Okay. And like colorful and just minimalistic.

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For me, this one is the best. That's the best. Okay. Second best. This was my favorite in terms

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of design. And the reason being is because this plane is sponsored by lttstore.com and

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Floatplane.com. And what that means to me is that they're so good at making planes

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that they got sponsorship from us directly.

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This is the worst one. Like that's the worst one. Of course. It could go pretty far. They

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didn't even like make any effort. Okay. What's this here? Beef? Yeah, this is trash. Okay.

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Not even last. I'll write it down. I'll write it down. Subscribe to ShortCircuit. So this is

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like a Jake Bell creation, I think. You think so? What do you think? Does he has a cat? No.

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I didn't know he was artistic at all. To be honest with you, I didn't know he had it in

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him. He had a dog in him. I like the cat. It's cute. I like this as number three. Really? Because

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of the cat. Yes. Wow, it's that easy. Okay. That one's cute as well. I mean, I'm based on design.

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Kind of lazy. I do like the design here. A little bit of flair. Some I could just flair.

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Fla- air. It's okay. It's okay. The shape is what I'm like. The shape, yeah. Like if it's the shape,

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then we'll put lort at the bottom. This one is kind of cool. Yeah, it's very patriotic. Look,

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it has like, they cut it out on everything. A little bit of down force on the spoiler. Okay.

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I like this one. I say we should rank it pretty high. I think it should be number four.

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Yep. Let's do it. You want to see? Trust me, bro. I like the design, you know. I like it. The folds

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are clean, very sharp, very minimalistic. I like it. What do you think? Yeah, I like it. Yeah,

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should be the fifth spot. Yeah, I like the two colors. Number five. And it has red, and red means

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fast. Ferrari. Okay, I'm wearing a Mercedes shirt right now, so it's not a good thing. Big fan, big fan,

00:18:47.120 --> 00:18:53.440
big fan. Kind of like either of these two as well. Like just design wise, color wise. What do you

00:18:53.440 --> 00:19:00.320
think? Design wise? This is cool. Like the folding. I think it's cool. It visually looks cool. I'm

00:19:00.320 --> 00:19:05.760
trying to see if there's anything else that looks kind of similar to it. Looks fast as well. This

00:19:05.760 --> 00:19:10.480
one's kind of like the same. Like the color palette is the same, just. But they did more like

00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:16.080
effort on like coloring. Yeah. You know, this is like. A little bit more lazy. Lazy, yeah. Okay,

00:19:16.080 --> 00:19:23.440
let's do this one next. This has a happy face, sad face, and different colors. I don't like the

00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:27.840
design on the side. It's a little, it's a little lazy, you know. Like this is straight out of

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kindergarten type of visual design here. Put it down on seven. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

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This one? I don't know. Yeah. It has a lot of. Float, plain, IG, Linus, Tech, Twitter. Is this you?

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I can't say. Whatever, dude. What second last again? No, no, no, no. If anything, it shouldn't be higher

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up. I like the design of that one quite a lot. Yes. The design, yes. But like the drawings. I

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don't know. It looks, it looks fast, you know. It looks like it's folded very well. The design's

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like kind of sick, clean. Reminds me of like when I was studying arts, because my professor used to

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say like, do not make like these like lines, like fluffy lines. Like how do I say it? Oh, don't like

00:20:10.960 --> 00:20:16.080
sketch it. Like be like intentional, I guess. Yeah, but like, yes. Do you think there's something better

00:20:16.080 --> 00:20:24.640
than this one? This one looks like. Reep bell. Flight. Unlike the little face. A million percent. Like

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if this is not charades, I'd be very surprised. Is there something lower than trash? Like it's

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just in the garbage. It doesn't even count as an airplane, bro. I don't even know why it's here.

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What should we do for number eight? Okay, this one? Because of the shape? Yes. I like the shapes.

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Let's go for that one. What is this? The reject pile, I guess. I don't know. Reject. Damn, that's

00:20:43.440 --> 00:20:50.160
crazy. Sawie. Yeah, I was not invited to do one. Yeah, why don't you invite us? This one is colorful.

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It's good, it's good. Number nine. All right, how do we feel about this one? Let's give it a proper

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review. I don't like it. Why don't you like it, Maria? Please tell us. Like a lot of text.

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And just like, they even, I don't know. And what is this? Yeah, what is that? Like fire? I don't know.

00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:15.840
Sorry, Tommy, I don't like it. That sucks. Oh, anyway. I like this one because it is colorful.

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And it has a bit of arrow here. Yeah, something different. Yeah, it's a little like scrambly,

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like, not intentional, but it did go through a paper shredders, which means that it goes very

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fast, probably. Okay, okay. And then we have whatever this is. I don't really know if that's even

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really counts, but. That's like number 17, I guess. Negative. Yeah, 18. In terms of like design.

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Maybe the macadre's one. And this is like clean. But the design is like this. This is lazy. Like,

00:21:45.120 --> 00:21:50.000
you thought that stuff was lazy, Maria? Like this is literally just a couple of folds. I, for me,

00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:57.680
personally. I prefer this one. Okay. Geometry. Okay. Then I'll go with this one. This is like

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good looking. Unlike the little face here. Do you like the face? Yeah. Okay, all right. So I don't

00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:12.720
even know what that means. Let's kind of suck. Well, let's do number 12. Sure. The fact it's lazy,

00:22:13.600 --> 00:22:17.200
but at least there's a little bit of effort on the design, whereas all the other ones. Okay.

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Fine. They put some kind of effort on how it looks, regardless of how trash it is. Okay.

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Honestly, it's a toss up between this one. I don't like this one with the hair.

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I mean, this is better. At least it has the LTT Store that come there and like. Okay. Money.

00:22:35.760 --> 00:22:41.040
Okay. No, 14. This is 14. Yeah. This is 15. Yes. Okay. Oh shoot.

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Better than the hair. Oh my gosh. Okay, Maria. 16. Well, we'll play by your rules, dude.

00:22:49.280 --> 00:22:58.880
It's down to our last two. We have cylindrical homie and hair. Okay, 17. Damn. Wait, what?

00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:05.680
Wait, is those 19? Oh shoot. Someone really put effort towards this. Really? This has the Windows,

00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:11.280
though. Oh, for aerodynamics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything you want to swap?

00:23:12.800 --> 00:23:17.760
Honestly, not really. Like on the top row here, it's all kind of clean. It's like proper like

00:23:17.760 --> 00:23:23.040
design to it. This one, not so much. Not too much of an emphasis on design. It's all kind of like,

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and then I don't even, I can think, I don't even consider these planes. This is literally just like

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nonsense they came up with in five minutes. Like, come on, guys. Put in a little bit more effort,

00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:41.360
right? So as you see in this b-roll here, you throw it pretty well. Would you say? I would say so.

00:23:41.360 --> 00:23:45.600
All right. Well, come up the line here. As long as your foot doesn't cross the crack there,

00:23:45.600 --> 00:23:48.720
it counts as a valid throw. So you get two throws. The first one to pack this.

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Okay. Wait, so what if it does really well, though? Does that count? It doesn't matter. Just pack this row. I'm not counting it. Okay.

00:23:54.080 --> 00:24:01.840
And I've also learned this is a very expensive tape that I use back, right? Yeah, he's kept on tape. That's not good. Listen, it was on the tape. I was like, oh,

00:24:01.840 --> 00:24:08.160
it's just the transparent tape. That was fine. So many people were probably mad about that.

00:24:08.560 --> 00:24:11.680
Listen. As long as I don't step over the crack. Yeah.

00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:16.400
So I can take a running start. Let me, let me, let me get into flight mode. Listen,

00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:23.680
you seen Top Gun? This is Tupper Gun. Your competitor is right there. Are you nervous, Josh?

00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:30.960
No, I just want to see what it's going to do. Okay. That's not good.

00:24:31.520 --> 00:24:34.960
No, I just might not. You might just be last.

00:24:39.280 --> 00:24:44.560
Oh my God. I might not be last. Holy mo. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

00:24:46.480 --> 00:24:49.840
That was mediocre. Yo, that's the furthest out of three parts. That's the furthest.

00:24:50.560 --> 00:25:02.320
What's your chilling squad? Whoa. How's that? Do you hear my Canada facts? Yeah. Yeah. We were at war with Denmark. Yeah. Yeah.

00:25:02.320 --> 00:25:06.960
Oh, and this throw is brought to you by- Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No free cloud.

00:25:09.040 --> 00:25:12.320
What the? It looks cool.

00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:24.400
That's not bad. Not bad. Oh, that's actually not bad. Not bad. Not bad. It didn't fly very

00:25:24.400 --> 00:25:30.480
straight though, but that's not bad. It's about distance here. Straight down on the ground.

00:25:33.280 --> 00:25:36.960
Are you, are you going to revise anything about your throw? Nope. No.

00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:45.440
Okay. So I, I recommend not throwing it that hard. I can't bring my ARM back, but what if I go like this?

00:25:47.280 --> 00:25:51.040
Hey, that's further than the last two. That's not negative. Okay. That's, we're going to run

00:25:51.040 --> 00:25:58.240
with that. All right. Oh my God. Where'd it go? That one didn't go well. Oh my God. That's pretty

00:25:58.240 --> 00:26:02.240
far though. I don't think running up is going to do anything. I'm just, yeah, I'm just going to get a

00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:09.840
width first and you'll see, right? Nope. Oh, you're throwing it. I wasn't ready. Where'd it go?

00:26:09.840 --> 00:26:18.560
It's over there. That's not bad. Not bad. If there were, if there were larger wings, I think it'd be okay.

00:26:22.800 --> 00:26:26.240
That was kind of trash, but hey, that was the practice throw.

00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:35.840
Okay. Not negative. I'll take it. I'll take it. What the f**k? What the f**k?

00:26:40.560 --> 00:26:46.800
Yo, I think you got a little further. I think you're going to go. I mean, sure. It's a practice shot.

00:26:46.800 --> 00:26:53.040
Not bad. Okay. Well, I was going to say you could throw from the line here. I'll give you a free

00:26:53.040 --> 00:26:59.840
re-throw because that's kind of crazy. Okay. Well, I guess I didn't say you can't do that,

00:26:59.840 --> 00:27:05.440
so I guess it's valid. Okay. There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.

00:27:09.600 --> 00:27:13.520
That's crazy. All right. Okay. Well, that was your practice throw. Do you want a real throw now?

00:27:13.520 --> 00:27:19.440
That is my real throw. I'm out of breath. Okay. Let's get 27 feet. Ah, cool. Like I'm five foot

00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:25.840
five. That is several me. And I'm proud of that. Are you feeling confident? No. Oh, cross the line.

00:27:31.280 --> 00:27:36.880
So you got 23. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. I got negative two, so you're good.

00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:38.000
How do you get negative two?

00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:45.600
All right. All right. Official ruling. Official ruling. Four feet one inch.

00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:48.320
If I win, that'll be insane.

00:27:51.680 --> 00:28:00.160
Oh, let me just say it out the exact same amount. 40 feet, 50, 55 feet exactly. How do you feel about

00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:07.200
that one? There better be a good prize for the winner. The prize? Yeah. Actually, we're going to throw

00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:18.720
it like a jab. Oh my. Oh my. How do I measure that? 14 feet nine inches. I want to one more try.

00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:26.880
This one doesn't have to count. I think I can biff it way further. Never mind. Let's look. Oh my

00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:32.400
goodness. That's pretty far. 27 feet and three inches. Not bad. I don't know. It was really impromptu,

00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:37.840
so looks good to me. This isn't going to go 55 feet. I'll tell you that much. You could. Are you

00:28:37.840 --> 00:28:47.040
ready? Ready? Whoa. I went a lot further though. This wasn't 55 feet. This was. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:28:47.040 --> 00:28:51.440
This is right here. Should we make it here? All right here. Okay. So let's go back because it

00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:55.680
reminds. It's like my old diameter. 32.3 feet.

00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:08.320
18, 19, 20, 21, 22. Basically 22 right there. I think 22 is like an average there. Yeah. Okay.

00:29:08.320 --> 00:29:11.760
You know, it's okay to be average sometimes. This doesn't count, but I want to throw it again just

00:29:11.760 --> 00:29:15.040
to make sure like it's actually like what's going on here. This plane's supposed to be good.

00:29:15.280 --> 00:29:21.040
Oh, whoa. Okay. It's a little better. That's a lot better. Is that a lot better?

00:29:22.800 --> 00:29:28.880
I mean, I kind of measure it now. We got measuring. 36, 37. That's pretty good. Yeah.

00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:31.280
Should have folded it better. I should have honestly. I should not have rushed.

00:29:32.080 --> 00:29:35.600
Yeah. Five minutes. I don't know what to tell you, man. Josh is eyeing everyone's score, man.

00:29:36.560 --> 00:29:40.080
He's eyeing. He's in first place. He's eyeing everyone. Let's see how far they go.

00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:48.400
Woo. Wait. Where'd it go? It took a curve. Oh, no. How do I measure that?

00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:52.400
I'll give you 43.3. You did not beat 55. I can tell you that.

00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.960
Yeah. Not as well as I was hoping, but better than I probably could have expected.

00:29:56.960 --> 00:30:00.800
I can tell you right now, as of now, you're in the upper half. I think almost we got 20.

00:30:00.800 --> 00:30:04.960
Last time we got 30, but no one's got 40, I think. So it's your next opponent, Sharad.

00:30:05.760 --> 00:30:07.840
Get out of here. Get out of here. I don't want to see him what I do.

00:30:08.800 --> 00:30:15.520
All right. You ready? Are you going to do this? Are you going to do your Sharad again? Real throw. I should have done the first one standing because I don't know how to throw this out, but...

00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:20.480
It's about the same to you. I went farther.

00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:30.080
What the... I saw that. I'm taking away points. I'm taking away two foot. Nope. The closest tip

00:30:30.080 --> 00:30:33.600
from the crack. And then we got to move two back because you cheated. What the heck?

00:30:34.560 --> 00:30:38.640
32. What the heck? What are you doing? Give me 32.10.

00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:45.200
I saw you rev it up. I saw you rev it up. I saw you. If I lose, I want you to know it was unfair.

00:30:51.280 --> 00:30:55.760
Isn't that... 23. Not bad. That can't be right, right? That can't be right.

00:30:55.760 --> 00:30:59.520
All right. Come on. Let's take 54.

00:31:04.080 --> 00:31:06.320
Pretty good. All right. Let's go. All right. Let's go. Let's go.

00:31:07.520 --> 00:31:12.720
40. Wow. That's crazy, right? That's crazy. Wow. Listen, I told you I'd beat you,

00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:19.280
Belle. The plane says it all. Sorry, Belle. Rip those out. Is that how you lose? Oh, there we go.

00:31:19.520 --> 00:31:26.400
Not bad. Not bad. Like around there. A little further. A little further. And it's up.

00:31:27.120 --> 00:31:33.680
Out of this up. Case. I'm not giving you more. I already called this 23.8. I'm just taking eight.

00:31:34.320 --> 00:31:39.920
How well do you think you did? I mean, it flew. Did it get negative? Like your first throw.

00:31:42.320 --> 00:31:48.000
Oh, a lot better than your first throw. Can I go from here? Can I go from all the way over here?

00:31:48.720 --> 00:31:50.800
Just right here. Just right here.

00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:56.080
You know, because technically if we marked it from over there, it would get even further.

00:31:56.080 --> 00:31:59.840
Really? Yeah. Uh-oh. Well, yeah, because you're not pointing from this,

00:31:59.840 --> 00:32:03.760
you're not going on a visual line. If you're going from, if you told me I could mark it from

00:32:03.760 --> 00:32:09.840
over there, I could get like another three feet. Uh-oh. Anyways, whatever you're ready.

00:32:09.840 --> 00:32:14.240
So you're saying some people would be cheating as a judge here? Hell, yeah.

00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:18.400
I would tell you right now, 20 is about the average. I figured.

00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:23.360
It didn't even catch on, it didn't even catch the secondary camera.

00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:32.320
Seven, five, four. I need to go for the thickest part so I can be as close as possible.

00:32:32.320 --> 00:32:37.440
You're really mid-maxing this. Yeah. Wait, no, I think that's over here. Hold on. Sorry.

00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:42.480
Would you say that's not over the crack? Just for you, I'll let it pass. Okay. Okay. And then.

00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:44.480
Oh my God.

00:32:56.800 --> 00:32:58.800
You didn't even have to measure it. I'm not going to win. It's fine.

00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:08.400
7.1. I'll take it. I'll take it. That's good. I think most of it was like you extending your

00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:16.640
body. My foot did not cross the line. No, no, no, no. I followed the rules. I'm not good.

00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:22.720
Just like Canada did and it's working. Hey, you know, I said when we put, so it's fine.

00:33:23.520 --> 00:33:29.760
Is there any fine words? I could Google another Canada fact, but we'll edit in a nice

00:33:29.760 --> 00:33:33.760
Canada fact here for you. There you go. Cool. Bye. Josh is shaking right now.

00:33:34.560 --> 00:33:38.480
He's taking the flex to watch this paper throw right now. It's crazy. All right.

00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:44.240
Tell me when. So this is your real throw. Okay. Okay. Ready? I don't know if I can see this.

00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:48.000
It's gonna be so hard to see. Yeah, you won't be able to see it. All right. I'm ready. Okay.

00:33:51.600 --> 00:33:53.760
Where is it? Yeah, that was a bad throw too.

00:33:56.160 --> 00:34:02.720
I don't think you won, Alex. 77.4. That's insane. I think we could do better too,

00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:06.960
but we only get one throw. Listen, I'll give you another, okay. I'll give you another throw.

00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:13.360
Yeah. But then if it does worse, invalidate this one. I'm down. Oh, the gavel, the gavel.

00:34:14.240 --> 00:34:20.400
You win some, you lose some. We'll find out. Oh, this Glen guy, man. I know Glen. He's always in

00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:28.400
my shots. Every time I do a floor play, he's in my shot. Ah, where is it? I hit the wood over

00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:38.160
there. Oh, it was actually slightly worse. Oh, it hit the wood. Oh, but it's a better number.

00:34:38.160 --> 00:34:44.800
What is it? 69. So fortunately you went down eight points, but you really won. That's true.

00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:52.880
Any final words? I don't think so. I think it was a good, good day. What's that missing?

00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:58.800
What's that missing poster behind you? That was my Christmas party costume. I was part of team

00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:07.360
Dairy. Oh. That is a missing poster of myself. I just want to let you know that you've won the

00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:12.800
fastest building contest for your paper airplane contest, your department, your whole department.

00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:17.680
Look, look at your department. They're so, they're so happy. Yeah. You won the fastest

00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:23.840
construction. It was 10 seconds. Granted, yours was a ball, but it counts, I guess. I'm saying,

00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:28.560
you know, you did come a last though for design. People just don't understand genius. Anything you

00:35:28.560 --> 00:35:35.040
want to say for the trophy? If you work real hard, you try every day, you can still get beat by someone

00:35:35.040 --> 00:35:40.720
just going, screw it. All right. Thanks, Jessica. Don't get asked about. Don't get asked about.

00:35:40.720 --> 00:35:46.400
Are you won two trophies today? Two. Two. Yeah. I'll give you the first one here. It's the

00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:52.880
furthest airplane, as expected by our engineer team. Yeah. How does it feel? It feels good. We

00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:57.040
actually won something for once. It was made by our fabricator, Justin. Shout out to him. You won

00:35:57.040 --> 00:36:03.040
another prize. Best design. Yeah. We f***ed up on the printing. We printed two of the same one,

00:36:03.040 --> 00:36:07.520
so we just... Yeah. I think this is the best design. It's ironic. Yeah, because ironic is the

00:36:07.520 --> 00:36:13.200
worst one is the best one. Any final thoughts? Not really. Just that the best people won.

00:36:15.040 --> 00:36:18.560
Thanks for watching. If you want to see our previous departmental...

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Battle. Battle. You can watch my co-worker compete in the human benchmark.
