{"video_id":"fp_dLbSjwzQIj","title":"The Paper Airplane Departmental Battle","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-03-25T19:15:00.028Z","duration_s":4368,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.28,"text":"Airplanes. How do they float? How does a Floatplane? Welcome to the Floatplane exclusive","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.92,"end_s":10.72,"text":"airplane battle department edition. We got one person from each department to do a paper airplane","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.72,"end_s":15.36,"text":"battle to see who can do the best design, who can make it the fastest, and who can throw it the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.36,"end_s":21.2,"text":"farthest. We have our table of operations. Each person is going to get one paper. When I hit start","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.2,"end_s":27.2,"text":"you have five minutes to make the airplane by drawing and folding and then it will look like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":27.52,"end_s":33.52,"text":"a paper airplane that I made in 12 seconds. I'm just kidding. I did not make this in 12 seconds.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.52,"end_s":36.56,"text":"I recorded myself making this so no one can accuse me of cheating so I did not cheat.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":36.56,"end_s":43.36,"text":"And after you get your airplane you have one attempt to throw it. I mean you have two attempts to throw it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.12,"end_s":55.28,"text":"We'll measure it from the line here. Social's team got negative two points. Don't find me please,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.0,"end_s":61.28,"text":"Hi, my name is Luke Lafanne. That's not how you pronounce it. I'm the CEO of Floatplane and the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":61.28,"end_s":66.88,"text":"CTO for Linus Media Group. Yes, and I see you have... I got my cheerleaders with me. Yes,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.88,"end_s":70.96,"text":"I got Alvin and Dylan, my procurement pros. Yes, they are my cheerleaders for today so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.96,"end_s":76.08,"text":"we're hoping for some positive results. I'm John. I work in the Labs as a testing technician.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":78.32,"end_s":84.0,"text":"Yeah, I tried to at least dress accordingly. Perfect. And how much have you prepped for this?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.72,"end_s":90.08,"text":"Not at all. Not at all. Not even a little. Like when I was young I think I once got hit in the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":90.08,"end_s":97.36,"text":"face with a paper airplane. I am utterly naive. 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Then three, two, one, go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.28,"end_s":133.12,"text":"Danes, I need a paper airplane, quick. He's like, no, no, no, you can't look up, you can't look up,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.12,"end_s":141.76,"text":"you can't look up, you can't look up. That's legal, it's legal. No, I'm not looking up paper airplane stuff. Okay, okay, he's looking up AvroAero. He just looked up a whole airplane,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.76,"end_s":146.0,"text":"bro, what the hell? Yeah, because it kind of looks like a paper airplane and I think that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":146.0,"end_s":155.12,"text":"if I get the coloring right. Oh, the coloring first. Oh yeah. R, G, and B. Really poorly drawn","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":155.12,"end_s":163.2,"text":"dollar signs because I'm in accounting. You have to go with the LTT Store. 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When's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":233.12,"end_s":240.8,"text":"last time you made a paper airplane though? Probably high school. When was high school for you?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":241.84,"end_s":249.92,"text":"2007. Oh wow. I'm an old boy. You have a energy of a young person though? Totally. No, I'm not.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":250.08,"end_s":254.96,"text":"Winging it. That's how I got through college. That's how I'm getting through work every day.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":255.6,"end_s":260.16,"text":"I'm getting pretty good at it, you know? I think I'm gonna make a plane that's already been made by","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":260.16,"end_s":264.96,"text":"like half a dozen other people, but hey. And some decide to actually prepare. 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I also built one out of a FedEx bill that I didn't need about 30","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":296.72,"end_s":302.08,"text":"minutes ago. Oh yeah, I saw that and everyone cooked you for it. I looked up a couple of the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":302.08,"end_s":309.84,"text":"signs from what I saw. This was the easiest to make while going as far as I could probably get it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":309.84,"end_s":315.44,"text":"I'm gonna make the plane that I tried yesterday. Did you look it up or did you make your own?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":315.44,"end_s":319.28,"text":"I mean, I looked it up. Well, I make something that someone else is better at doing. It's a pretty","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.28,"end_s":326.48,"text":"simple one. It's basically just fold it a bunch of times. Like every airplane. 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There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1629.6,"end_s":1633.52,"text":"That's crazy. All right. Okay. Well, that was your practice throw. Do you want a real throw now?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1633.52,"end_s":1639.44,"text":"That is my real throw. I'm out of breath. Okay. Let's get 27 feet. Ah, cool. Like I'm five foot","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1639.44,"end_s":1645.84,"text":"five. That is several me. And I'm proud of that. Are you feeling confident? No. Oh, cross the line.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1651.28,"end_s":1656.88,"text":"So you got 23. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. I got negative two, so you're good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1656.88,"end_s":1658.0,"text":"How do you get negative two?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1662.0,"end_s":1665.6,"text":"All right. All right. Official ruling. Official ruling. Four feet one inch.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1665.92,"end_s":1668.32,"text":"If I win, that'll be insane.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1671.68,"end_s":1680.16,"text":"Oh, let me just say it out the exact same amount. 40 feet, 50, 55 feet exactly. How do you feel about","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1680.16,"end_s":1687.2,"text":"that one? There better be a good prize for the winner. The prize? Yeah. Actually, we're going to throw","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1687.2,"end_s":1698.72,"text":"it like a jab. Oh my. Oh my. How do I measure that? 14 feet nine inches. I want to one more try.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1698.72,"end_s":1706.88,"text":"This one doesn't have to count. I think I can biff it way further. Never mind. Let's look. Oh my","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1706.88,"end_s":1712.4,"text":"goodness. That's pretty far. 27 feet and three inches. Not bad. I don't know. It was really impromptu,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1712.4,"end_s":1717.84,"text":"so looks good to me. This isn't going to go 55 feet. I'll tell you that much. You could. Are you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1717.84,"end_s":1727.04,"text":"ready? Ready? Whoa. I went a lot further though. This wasn't 55 feet. This was. Whoa, whoa, whoa.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1727.04,"end_s":1731.44,"text":"This is right here. Should we make it here? All right here. Okay. So let's go back because it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1731.44,"end_s":1735.68,"text":"reminds. It's like my old diameter. 32.3 feet.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1738.88,"end_s":1748.32,"text":"18, 19, 20, 21, 22. Basically 22 right there. I think 22 is like an average there. Yeah. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1748.32,"end_s":1751.76,"text":"You know, it's okay to be average sometimes. This doesn't count, but I want to throw it again just","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1751.76,"end_s":1755.04,"text":"to make sure like it's actually like what's going on here. This plane's supposed to be good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1755.28,"end_s":1761.04,"text":"Oh, whoa. Okay. It's a little better. That's a lot better. Is that a lot better?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1762.8,"end_s":1768.88,"text":"I mean, I kind of measure it now. We got measuring. 36, 37. That's pretty good. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1768.88,"end_s":1771.28,"text":"Should have folded it better. I should have honestly. I should not have rushed.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1772.08,"end_s":1775.6,"text":"Yeah. Five minutes. I don't know what to tell you, man. Josh is eyeing everyone's score, man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1776.56,"end_s":1780.08,"text":"He's eyeing. He's in first place. He's eyeing everyone. Let's see how far they go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1780.64,"end_s":1788.4,"text":"Woo. Wait. Where'd it go? It took a curve. Oh, no. How do I measure that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1788.4,"end_s":1792.4,"text":"I'll give you 43.3. You did not beat 55. I can tell you that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1792.4,"end_s":1796.96,"text":"Yeah. Not as well as I was hoping, but better than I probably could have expected.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1796.96,"end_s":1800.8,"text":"I can tell you right now, as of now, you're in the upper half. I think almost we got 20.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1800.8,"end_s":1804.96,"text":"Last time we got 30, but no one's got 40, I think. So it's your next opponent, Sharad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1805.76,"end_s":1807.84,"text":"Get out of here. Get out of here. 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I saw you. If I lose, I want you to know it was unfair.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1851.28,"end_s":1855.76,"text":"Isn't that... 23. Not bad. That can't be right, right? That can't be right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1855.76,"end_s":1859.52,"text":"All right. Come on. Let's take 54.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1864.08,"end_s":1866.32,"text":"Pretty good. All right. Let's go. All right. Let's go. Let's go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1867.52,"end_s":1872.72,"text":"40. Wow. That's crazy, right? That's crazy. Wow. Listen, I told you I'd beat you,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1872.72,"end_s":1879.28,"text":"Belle. The plane says it all. Sorry, Belle. Rip those out. Is that how you lose? Oh, there we go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1879.52,"end_s":1886.4,"text":"Not bad. Not bad. Like around there. A little further. A little further. And it's up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1887.12,"end_s":1893.68,"text":"Out of this up. Case. I'm not giving you more. I already called this 23.8. I'm just taking eight.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1894.32,"end_s":1899.92,"text":"How well do you think you did? I mean, it flew. Did it get negative? Like your first throw.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1902.32,"end_s":1908.0,"text":"Oh, a lot better than your first throw. Can I go from here? Can I go from all the way over here?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1908.72,"end_s":1910.8,"text":"Just right here. Just right here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1912.24,"end_s":1916.08,"text":"You know, because technically if we marked it from over there, it would get even further.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1916.08,"end_s":1919.84,"text":"Really? Yeah. Uh-oh. 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I need to go for the thickest part so I can be as close as possible.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1952.32,"end_s":1957.44,"text":"You're really mid-maxing this. Yeah. Wait, no, I think that's over here. Hold on. Sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1957.44,"end_s":1962.48,"text":"Would you say that's not over the crack? Just for you, I'll let it pass. Okay. Okay. And then.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1963.44,"end_s":1964.48,"text":"Oh my God.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1976.8,"end_s":1978.8,"text":"You didn't even have to measure it. I'm not going to win. It's fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1980.88,"end_s":1988.4,"text":"7.1. I'll take it. I'll take it. That's good. I think most of it was like you extending your","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1988.72,"end_s":1996.64,"text":"body. My foot did not cross the line. No, no, no, no. I followed the rules. I'm not good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1996.64,"end_s":2002.72,"text":"Just like Canada did and it's working. Hey, you know, I said when we put, so it's fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2003.52,"end_s":2009.76,"text":"Is there any fine words? I could Google another Canada fact, but we'll edit in a nice","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2009.76,"end_s":2013.76,"text":"Canada fact here for you. There you go. Cool. Bye. Josh is shaking right now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2014.56,"end_s":2018.48,"text":"He's taking the flex to watch this paper throw right now. It's crazy. All right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2018.48,"end_s":2024.24,"text":"Tell me when. So this is your real throw. Okay. Okay. Ready? I don't know if I can see this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2024.24,"end_s":2028.0,"text":"It's gonna be so hard to see. Yeah, you won't be able to see it. All right. I'm ready. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2031.6,"end_s":2033.76,"text":"Where is it? Yeah, that was a bad throw too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2036.16,"end_s":2042.72,"text":"I don't think you won, Alex. 77.4. That's insane. I think we could do better too,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2042.72,"end_s":2046.96,"text":"but we only get one throw. Listen, I'll give you another, okay. I'll give you another throw.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2046.96,"end_s":2053.36,"text":"Yeah. But then if it does worse, invalidate this one. I'm down. Oh, the gavel, the gavel.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2054.24,"end_s":2060.4,"text":"You win some, you lose some. We'll find out. Oh, this Glen guy, man. I know Glen. He's always in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2060.4,"end_s":2068.4,"text":"my shots. Every time I do a floor play, he's in my shot. Ah, where is it? 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I just want to let you know that you've won the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2107.36,"end_s":2112.8,"text":"fastest building contest for your paper airplane contest, your department, your whole department.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2112.8,"end_s":2117.68,"text":"Look, look at your department. They're so, they're so happy. Yeah. You won the fastest","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2117.76,"end_s":2123.84,"text":"construction. It was 10 seconds. Granted, yours was a ball, but it counts, I guess. I'm saying,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2123.84,"end_s":2128.56,"text":"you know, you did come a last though for design. People just don't understand genius. Anything you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2128.56,"end_s":2135.04,"text":"want to say for the trophy? If you work real hard, you try every day, you can still get beat by someone","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2135.04,"end_s":2140.72,"text":"just going, screw it. All right. Thanks, Jessica. Don't get asked about. Don't get asked about.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2140.72,"end_s":2146.4,"text":"Are you won two trophies today? Two. Two. Yeah. I'll give you the first one here. It's the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2146.4,"end_s":2152.88,"text":"furthest airplane, as expected by our engineer team. Yeah. How does it feel? It feels good. We","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2152.88,"end_s":2157.04,"text":"actually won something for once. It was made by our fabricator, Justin. Shout out to him. You won","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2157.04,"end_s":2163.04,"text":"another prize. Best design. Yeah. We f***ed up on the printing. We printed two of the same one,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2163.04,"end_s":2167.52,"text":"so we just... Yeah. I think this is the best design. It's ironic. Yeah, because ironic is the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2167.52,"end_s":2173.2,"text":"worst one is the best one. Any final thoughts? Not really. Just that the best people won.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2175.04,"end_s":2178.56,"text":"Thanks for watching. If you want to see our previous departmental...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2179.68,"end_s":2184.56,"text":"Battle. Battle. You can watch my co-worker compete in the human benchmark.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Airplanes. How do they float? How does a Floatplane? Welcome to the Floatplane exclusive airplane battle department edition. We got one person from each department to do a paper airplane battle to see who can do the best design, who can make it the fastest, and who can throw it the farthest. We have our table of operations. Each person is going to get one paper. When I hit start you have five minutes to make the airplane by drawing and folding and then it will look like a paper airplane that I made in 12 seconds. I'm just kidding. I did not make this in 12 seconds. I recorded myself making this so no one can accuse me of cheating so I did not cheat. And after you get your airplane you have one attempt to throw it. I mean you have two attempts to throw it. We'll measure it from the line here. Social's team got negative two points. Don't find me please, Hi, my name is Luke Lafanne. That's not how you pronounce it. I'm the CEO of Floatplane and the CTO for Linus Media Group. Yes, and I see you have... I got my cheerleaders with me. Yes, I got Alvin and Dylan, my procurement pros. Yes, they are my cheerleaders for today so we're hoping for some positive results. I'm John. I work in the Labs as a testing technician. Yeah, I tried to at least dress accordingly. Perfect. And how much have you prepped for this? Not at all. Not at all. Not even a little. Like when I was young I think I once got hit in the face with a paper airplane. I am utterly naive. I'm like a freshly birthed dough, soft, dewy, unaware of the dangers of the world. I can't throw it because my rotator cuff is screwed up. So like by default I'm going to do bad. So as a side objective I'm going to bring you random facts about Canada that progressively get more deranged over time and I'm going to start with that Winnie Pooh is based off of a bear from Canada. Wait, really? Yeah. Which bear? Just a bear that was in a zoo, I think. I don't know. I didn't look that far into it, okay? When I hit start, your time will start. Okay. Then three, two, one, go. Danes, I need a paper airplane, quick. He's like, no, no, no, you can't look up, you can't look up, you can't look up, you can't look up. That's legal, it's legal. No, I'm not looking up paper airplane stuff. Okay, okay, he's looking up AvroAero. He just looked up a whole airplane, bro, what the hell? Yeah, because it kind of looks like a paper airplane and I think that if I get the coloring right. Oh, the coloring first. Oh yeah. R, G, and B. Really poorly drawn dollar signs because I'm in accounting. You have to go with the LTT Store. Damn, no freeclout, what the hell? The next Canada fact is that over 70% of the world's real maple syrup is made in Quebec. I don't know. I'm gonna lose the looks contest, okay? Wait, no, you folded in half, I think. I literally didn't look this up. While they were given permission to practice, some decided to improvise. What is your strategy here? I'm just going by like, I think this is what I remember how an airplane got made in the past when I was a young lad. When was last time? When were you a young lad about making airplanes? My strategy is to build a paper airplane and then throw it and just hope that I happen to do a good job. Build a good paper airplane? I only had this one plane in mind. I never had any other strategy, so if it's more of a glider and if anything, so I think the trick for it to fly well is to not actually throw hard and kind of just let it smooth sail. I think what I'm gonna do is actually pretty simple, but I might make it look good, I'm not really sure yet. When's last time you made a paper airplane though? Probably high school. When was high school for you? 2007. Oh wow. I'm an old boy. You have a energy of a young person though? Totally. No, I'm not. Winging it. That's how I got through college. That's how I'm getting through work every day. I'm getting pretty good at it, you know? I think I'm gonna make a plane that's already been made by like half a dozen other people, but hey. And some decide to actually prepare. To be honest with you, I tried to look online to see, you know, what's a good way to fold an airplane and, you know, it's becoming origami at this point now and I just decided to go back to how I used to do it as a kid. Alvin sent me a video of you practicing. They went quite far actually. It actually went pretty far, so I'm excited to see the result. If I remember correctly, they said to fold it in half first. It's exactly what Brandon's doing, I think. Yeah, it's what we call red research. I also built one out of a FedEx bill that I didn't need about 30 minutes ago. Oh yeah, I saw that and everyone cooked you for it. I looked up a couple of the signs from what I saw. This was the easiest to make while going as far as I could probably get it. I'm gonna make the plane that I tried yesterday. Did you look it up or did you make your own? I mean, I looked it up. Well, I make something that someone else is better at doing. It's a pretty simple one. It's basically just fold it a bunch of times. Like every airplane. I found this design on the internet because I haven't made a paper airplane in like at least a year. 25 years. I'm 36. You just said it was going to look good though. That's what I mean. So I'm not going to put effort into making a little coat. Maybe that's what I should say. And then let me draw some stuff first. People need to be on these, so there's Windows. You're trying to get out your airplane? Yeah, man. I got to represent for business land. So I'm gonna spend some time making the plane look nice because they put their trust in me, which I don't know who would, but you know, I was the first one to respond to the call out to come here. So didn't really have a choice. No, I specifically asked you. Oh, what's also crazy is that Canada was in a war with a notable European country. We were at war with Denmark until 2022. It was called the Whiskey War. The reason why it was called the Whiskey War, going there, planting their respective flag, Canada would leave Whiskey, and Denmark would leave Schnaps. And they did that for like 50 years. And then sadly, it ended in 2022. Sadly. That was the coolest thing ever. And then they were like, nah, would you be able to get me some scissors? Some scissors would make this look way better. You have to go get scissors. I have to go get scissors. Yeah, that's unfortunate. This is horrible. What is this? Is this useful? What? You're wasting paper? What? No, no. Well, this is what you get. No, you can't waste paper. Jonathan, you're almost at two minutes and you've not drawn or have made an airplane yet. This is crazy. I don't remember the rest of it, honestly. I'm just going to start folding a regular paper airplane. I actually completely forgot. Okay, what did Josh over there do? We were working right beside his desk. Yeah, he's been eyeing everyone. I knew he's ever seen someone so competitive for this. Were you competitive in t-ball, too? Yeah, see? Yeah, yeah. Is this all fold marks? Wow. This is interesting. Is this how you used to make airplanes in general, or did you just learn to strap a few days ago? Oh, I have no idea. So we've got the sub to ShortCircuit. That's our sponsor of the paper airplane. Nope, nope. The real key will be colors afterwards. Yeah, because you brought your own tape and everything. You're like, wait, do you own scissors down? We have all the stuff in Creator Warehouse. Do you have a color theme in mind, or are you just kind of just culling for fun? You're about to pass the halfway point here. Oh, it's this one. I know this one. What do you mean you know this one? You haven't seen this one. I know this one. What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm using the expensive tape that we use for our putting mics on. Actually, not the right taper that either, but this is what we do. So how much effort in researching did you do and do this? Well, basically, I guess none, because I did research quite a bit, but I didn't end up going with any of the designs that they do. If you look on YouTube, they're like intense, like 10 minute folding patterns you need to do to get world records or something ridiculous. And I was like, I don't have time for this to learn this. Is this the front? Oh, you're totally right. Hey, you're a French immersion. I mean, it's been like five years since I spoke French, but yes, I was in French immersion. Oh my god, your French immersion is coming to this in handy. Yeah, me and Linus, we go way back. Oh my god. Okay. So I think this is our plan. Is that you're done? I think so. It's off, right? Okay. You know, I'm here for the content. I'm not here to win. I'm here for the content. The last deranged can of fact, as my time is probably coming to an end, I don't even know what I'm doing at this point, is that one of the most notable natural predators of moose, which by the way are going to be like over six feet tall, over nine feet long, and well over a thousand pounds. One of their natural predators is great white sharks. Okay. Can I get a test go or no? You'll get a test go. Are you done? Okay. Yeah, I'm done. All right. That was about two some odd seconds. Two minutes and some odd seconds. I don't know. I think I should have put more tape on and put. Are you feeling the pressure? Nah. Do we get a test throw or is it just one shot? One throw test. This guy's checking his T's message while doing this crazy. What are you going to draw on? I'm not going to tell you if you're just going to have to see. What the? I'm the host and participant. You're hosting and a participant? Yeah, cough of interest, huh? Yeah, very much so. What a... Something you really want to fly on. When they say trust me bro, airline. All right, so you're approaching the halfway point. Okay, I might have messed this up brutally. Is that what does bending the nose make it more aerodynamic? I actually have no clue. I'm not a engineer. We have to ask the engineering team. And you tested it with tape even? Yeah, it works well. I'm interested to see. I think you're the first person using tape. I think you should first person bring your own stuff because I still tell everyone to bring whatever you want. Look, I made an airplane. Nice. Are you done? Well, you know what? Let's put a couple of circles on it. Yeah, design it up. Yeah, okay. We'll put a red circle on this side and we'll put a blue circle on this side because, you know, you got to remember red versus blue before all those guys went off the deep end. Oh, shout out. Yeah, don't shout out red versus blue. You know what I said? What do you mean? I'm with the Mew. Must. I'm practicing my Mewing. We're looks maxing. All right, we're done. All right. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You caught it done. You caught it done. They got colors down there. Oh my gosh. Okay, this side is all... What the... You see? All right, all right. We're done. I kind of broke it a little bit. I drew fire for mine. You're drawing lightning. That's crazy. Well, you're slowly about to pass the dream in a mark. So you do have some times though. Good enough. All right, Jonathan, I'm going to recommend you. You just give up on the distance and you just start drawing. I'm going to recommend you start drawing. Jonathan, just give up. Jonathan, respectfully give up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop this one. Oh my God, it's so tiny. It's so cute. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh no. Disaster. Where are those folds? Hey, I'm going to beat you. Okay. Oh yeah, and you brought your own Sharpie. I did. Well, can I get a Tesco or no? Oh yeah, you'll get a Tesco. Are you done? Okay. Yeah, I'm done. But apparently, you're just like make these aerodynamic flaps like a real airplane and a fly further. Hey, don't wait. No, this is style, bro. This is style. Now we're drawing. Let's put a cool thing. We'll put a happy face on this one and we'll put a sad face on this one. Why sad face? I don't know. Maybe it's not going to fly straight. I don't know. All right. Well, you have a minute, three seconds left. All right, you want to talk about my design? Look, it's not even symmetrical. Are you done? Yeah. All right, look at that. Okay, I'm done. One second. I need some scissors. Oh, he's running. He's running. We gotta go. We're moving. I don't know how she'll fly, but we'll see. Any designs on that or are we good with this? Yeah, this is a prototype. We don't paint on a prototype. Well, it could be the final design. I think we're good like this. So what do we do? I need to cut this like... We're making it the American, the American flag. What the hell? You're making it freaking less America. We're Canadian. I don't know what the American flag looks like. This is going to go poorly. Oh my God, dude. It's blue, right? America is fuming and chat. There's blue. Well, I'm just going to put some color on it. You might be the most try hard person here today. I have to, I have to rep or down accounting. Yeah, Yvonne was like, yeah, make sure he wins. I was like, yes, boss. You're done? I am done. Oh shit. Some of my lines weren't straight. So we'll see how that affects it, but I'm feeling good. I'm not going to be too fancy with my designs here because time is of the essence. Okay, I'm calling it done. Oh, it's not pretty, but it's going to work. Nice. All right. Perfect. Wait, I got one more. It's technically out. Okay. Labs.com. It's out in alpha. It still gets to go on the plane. All right. I wish I'd made that a little bit larger, but oh well. Oh my God, this guy might win the competition design. Four minutes half past. You have one minute left. People are running out the clock here. Okay. There's the plan. Very good. All right. Don't worry. Now we're, now we're French, right? Is this French? Jonathan, you're not going to win the speed or a distance category, I don't think, but you'll win the design category maybe. No, there's, there's no way. Why am I drawing the inside blue red? Oh my God. I see you're just folding for fun now. Folding for fun. There's absolutely no reason for that fold. There's actually no reason. All right. That is roughly colored. So you went from a military airplane to a U.S. airplane, not a French airplane. Yeah, don't worry. This is like the real clown car. Well, you have about 10 seconds left here. Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four. Side. All right. Amazing. All right. Four, five seconds to spare. Red, six, five, four, three, two, one. Hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up. All right. Beautiful, beautiful. So you're probably wondering, where's Jessica's run? Three, two, one, go. All right. Do you have any, oh my God, what are you writing? Beef. Beef. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, what? Walking through your airplane design. I created a new airline called Nair and because we need competition in the airline industry. I'm a little bit disappointed because I really wanted to cut right here and give myself some ability to like, what do you call those? It's not a rudder, it's like an aeryon or whatever, aeryon. Do you think you'll do well? Oh no. No, no, no. I've never done this one before, done darts before a lot. Well, obviously based on a dart kind of thing. Yeah, this is like a half dart. So we're hoping for like some glide, but we don't have tall wings. So we'll see. I got, I got busy landing logos and I got flight and I got R.I.P. Bell on the other wing. There's some janky ass Windows. Yeah, well, listen, you're not here to, to judge it really. Yeah, I'm not, I'm, well, I'm not the one judging it. Bless. Oh, who's judging it? Hi, I'm Marie. I'm graphic designer here. Hey there. I'm Jeff. I'm the sales supervisor here and we're going to be ranking these planes. Yo, quick question. Is this like an accident or is this legit? Yes, that's someone's business submission. I kind of like this one. I like that it's like slim. Okay. And like colorful and just minimalistic. For me, this one is the best. That's the best. Okay. Second best. This was my favorite in terms of design. And the reason being is because this plane is sponsored by lttstore.com and Floatplane.com. And what that means to me is that they're so good at making planes that they got sponsorship from us directly. This is the worst one. Like that's the worst one. Of course. It could go pretty far. They didn't even like make any effort. Okay. What's this here? Beef? Yeah, this is trash. Okay. Not even last. I'll write it down. I'll write it down. Subscribe to ShortCircuit. So this is like a Jake Bell creation, I think. You think so? What do you think? Does he has a cat? No. I didn't know he was artistic at all. To be honest with you, I didn't know he had it in him. He had a dog in him. I like the cat. It's cute. I like this as number three. Really? Because of the cat. Yes. Wow, it's that easy. Okay. That one's cute as well. I mean, I'm based on design. Kind of lazy. I do like the design here. A little bit of flair. Some I could just flair. Fla- air. It's okay. It's okay. The shape is what I'm like. The shape, yeah. Like if it's the shape, then we'll put lort at the bottom. This one is kind of cool. Yeah, it's very patriotic. Look, it has like, they cut it out on everything. A little bit of down force on the spoiler. Okay. I like this one. I say we should rank it pretty high. I think it should be number four. Yep. Let's do it. You want to see? Trust me, bro. I like the design, you know. I like it. The folds are clean, very sharp, very minimalistic. I like it. What do you think? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, should be the fifth spot. Yeah, I like the two colors. Number five. And it has red, and red means fast. Ferrari. Okay, I'm wearing a Mercedes shirt right now, so it's not a good thing. Big fan, big fan, big fan. Kind of like either of these two as well. Like just design wise, color wise. What do you think? Design wise? This is cool. Like the folding. I think it's cool. It visually looks cool. I'm trying to see if there's anything else that looks kind of similar to it. Looks fast as well. This one's kind of like the same. Like the color palette is the same, just. But they did more like effort on like coloring. Yeah. You know, this is like. A little bit more lazy. Lazy, yeah. Okay, let's do this one next. This has a happy face, sad face, and different colors. I don't like the design on the side. It's a little, it's a little lazy, you know. Like this is straight out of kindergarten type of visual design here. Put it down on seven. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. This one? I don't know. Yeah. It has a lot of. Float, plain, IG, Linus, Tech, Twitter. Is this you? I can't say. Whatever, dude. What second last again? No, no, no, no. If anything, it shouldn't be higher up. I like the design of that one quite a lot. Yes. The design, yes. But like the drawings. I don't know. It looks, it looks fast, you know. It looks like it's folded very well. The design's like kind of sick, clean. Reminds me of like when I was studying arts, because my professor used to say like, do not make like these like lines, like fluffy lines. Like how do I say it? Oh, don't like sketch it. Like be like intentional, I guess. Yeah, but like, yes. Do you think there's something better than this one? This one looks like. Reep bell. Flight. Unlike the little face. A million percent. Like if this is not charades, I'd be very surprised. Is there something lower than trash? Like it's just in the garbage. It doesn't even count as an airplane, bro. I don't even know why it's here. What should we do for number eight? Okay, this one? Because of the shape? Yes. I like the shapes. Let's go for that one. What is this? The reject pile, I guess. I don't know. Reject. Damn, that's crazy. Sawie. Yeah, I was not invited to do one. Yeah, why don't you invite us? This one is colorful. It's good, it's good. Number nine. All right, how do we feel about this one? Let's give it a proper review. I don't like it. Why don't you like it, Maria? Please tell us. Like a lot of text. And just like, they even, I don't know. And what is this? Yeah, what is that? Like fire? I don't know. Sorry, Tommy, I don't like it. That sucks. Oh, anyway. I like this one because it is colorful. And it has a bit of arrow here. Yeah, something different. Yeah, it's a little like scrambly, like, not intentional, but it did go through a paper shredders, which means that it goes very fast, probably. Okay, okay. And then we have whatever this is. I don't really know if that's even really counts, but. That's like number 17, I guess. Negative. Yeah, 18. In terms of like design. Maybe the macadre's one. And this is like clean. But the design is like this. This is lazy. Like, you thought that stuff was lazy, Maria? Like this is literally just a couple of folds. I, for me, personally. I prefer this one. Okay. Geometry. Okay. Then I'll go with this one. This is like good looking. Unlike the little face here. Do you like the face? Yeah. Okay, all right. So I don't even know what that means. Let's kind of suck. Well, let's do number 12. Sure. The fact it's lazy, but at least there's a little bit of effort on the design, whereas all the other ones. Okay. Fine. They put some kind of effort on how it looks, regardless of how trash it is. Okay. Honestly, it's a toss up between this one. I don't like this one with the hair. I mean, this is better. At least it has the LTT Store that come there and like. Okay. Money. Okay. No, 14. This is 14. Yeah. This is 15. Yes. Okay. Oh shoot. Better than the hair. Oh my gosh. Okay, Maria. 16. Well, we'll play by your rules, dude. It's down to our last two. We have cylindrical homie and hair. Okay, 17. Damn. Wait, what? Wait, is those 19? Oh shoot. Someone really put effort towards this. Really? This has the Windows, though. Oh, for aerodynamics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything you want to swap? Honestly, not really. Like on the top row here, it's all kind of clean. It's like proper like design to it. This one, not so much. Not too much of an emphasis on design. It's all kind of like, and then I don't even, I can think, I don't even consider these planes. This is literally just like nonsense they came up with in five minutes. Like, come on, guys. Put in a little bit more effort, right? So as you see in this b-roll here, you throw it pretty well. Would you say? I would say so. All right. Well, come up the line here. As long as your foot doesn't cross the crack there, it counts as a valid throw. So you get two throws. The first one to pack this. Okay. Wait, so what if it does really well, though? Does that count? It doesn't matter. Just pack this row. I'm not counting it. Okay. And I've also learned this is a very expensive tape that I use back, right? Yeah, he's kept on tape. That's not good. Listen, it was on the tape. I was like, oh, it's just the transparent tape. That was fine. So many people were probably mad about that. Listen. As long as I don't step over the crack. Yeah. So I can take a running start. Let me, let me, let me get into flight mode. Listen, you seen Top Gun? This is Tupper Gun. Your competitor is right there. Are you nervous, Josh? No, I just want to see what it's going to do. Okay. That's not good. No, I just might not. You might just be last. Oh my God. I might not be last. Holy mo. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That was mediocre. Yo, that's the furthest out of three parts. That's the furthest. What's your chilling squad? Whoa. How's that? Do you hear my Canada facts? Yeah. Yeah. We were at war with Denmark. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and this throw is brought to you by- Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No free cloud. What the? It looks cool. That's not bad. Not bad. Oh, that's actually not bad. Not bad. Not bad. It didn't fly very straight though, but that's not bad. It's about distance here. Straight down on the ground. Are you, are you going to revise anything about your throw? Nope. No. Okay. So I, I recommend not throwing it that hard. I can't bring my ARM back, but what if I go like this? Hey, that's further than the last two. That's not negative. Okay. That's, we're going to run with that. All right. Oh my God. Where'd it go? That one didn't go well. Oh my God. That's pretty far though. I don't think running up is going to do anything. I'm just, yeah, I'm just going to get a width first and you'll see, right? Nope. Oh, you're throwing it. I wasn't ready. Where'd it go? It's over there. That's not bad. Not bad. If there were, if there were larger wings, I think it'd be okay. That was kind of trash, but hey, that was the practice throw. Okay. Not negative. I'll take it. I'll take it. What the f**k? What the f**k? Yo, I think you got a little further. I think you're going to go. I mean, sure. It's a practice shot. Not bad. Okay. Well, I was going to say you could throw from the line here. I'll give you a free re-throw because that's kind of crazy. Okay. Well, I guess I didn't say you can't do that, so I guess it's valid. Okay. There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. That's crazy. All right. Okay. Well, that was your practice throw. Do you want a real throw now? That is my real throw. I'm out of breath. Okay. Let's get 27 feet. Ah, cool. Like I'm five foot five. That is several me. And I'm proud of that. Are you feeling confident? No. Oh, cross the line. So you got 23. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. I got negative two, so you're good. How do you get negative two? All right. All right. Official ruling. Official ruling. Four feet one inch. If I win, that'll be insane. Oh, let me just say it out the exact same amount. 40 feet, 50, 55 feet exactly. How do you feel about that one? There better be a good prize for the winner. The prize? Yeah. Actually, we're going to throw it like a jab. Oh my. Oh my. How do I measure that? 14 feet nine inches. I want to one more try. This one doesn't have to count. I think I can biff it way further. Never mind. Let's look. Oh my goodness. That's pretty far. 27 feet and three inches. Not bad. I don't know. It was really impromptu, so looks good to me. This isn't going to go 55 feet. I'll tell you that much. You could. Are you ready? Ready? Whoa. I went a lot further though. This wasn't 55 feet. This was. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is right here. Should we make it here? All right here. Okay. So let's go back because it reminds. It's like my old diameter. 32.3 feet. 18, 19, 20, 21, 22. Basically 22 right there. I think 22 is like an average there. Yeah. Okay. You know, it's okay to be average sometimes. This doesn't count, but I want to throw it again just to make sure like it's actually like what's going on here. This plane's supposed to be good. Oh, whoa. Okay. It's a little better. That's a lot better. Is that a lot better? I mean, I kind of measure it now. We got measuring. 36, 37. That's pretty good. Yeah. Should have folded it better. I should have honestly. I should not have rushed. Yeah. Five minutes. I don't know what to tell you, man. Josh is eyeing everyone's score, man. He's eyeing. He's in first place. He's eyeing everyone. Let's see how far they go. Woo. Wait. Where'd it go? It took a curve. Oh, no. How do I measure that? I'll give you 43.3. You did not beat 55. I can tell you that. Yeah. Not as well as I was hoping, but better than I probably could have expected. I can tell you right now, as of now, you're in the upper half. I think almost we got 20. Last time we got 30, but no one's got 40, I think. So it's your next opponent, Sharad. Get out of here. Get out of here. I don't want to see him what I do. All right. You ready? Are you going to do this? Are you going to do your Sharad again? Real throw. I should have done the first one standing because I don't know how to throw this out, but... It's about the same to you. I went farther. What the... I saw that. I'm taking away points. I'm taking away two foot. Nope. The closest tip from the crack. And then we got to move two back because you cheated. What the heck? 32. What the heck? What are you doing? Give me 32.10. I saw you rev it up. I saw you rev it up. I saw you. If I lose, I want you to know it was unfair. Isn't that... 23. Not bad. That can't be right, right? That can't be right. All right. Come on. Let's take 54. Pretty good. All right. Let's go. All right. Let's go. Let's go. 40. Wow. That's crazy, right? That's crazy. Wow. Listen, I told you I'd beat you, Belle. The plane says it all. Sorry, Belle. Rip those out. Is that how you lose? Oh, there we go. Not bad. Not bad. Like around there. A little further. A little further. And it's up. Out of this up. Case. I'm not giving you more. I already called this 23.8. I'm just taking eight. How well do you think you did? I mean, it flew. Did it get negative? Like your first throw. Oh, a lot better than your first throw. Can I go from here? Can I go from all the way over here? Just right here. Just right here. You know, because technically if we marked it from over there, it would get even further. Really? Yeah. Uh-oh. Well, yeah, because you're not pointing from this, you're not going on a visual line. If you're going from, if you told me I could mark it from over there, I could get like another three feet. Uh-oh. Anyways, whatever you're ready. So you're saying some people would be cheating as a judge here? Hell, yeah. I would tell you right now, 20 is about the average. I figured. It didn't even catch on, it didn't even catch the secondary camera. Seven, five, four. I need to go for the thickest part so I can be as close as possible. You're really mid-maxing this. Yeah. Wait, no, I think that's over here. Hold on. Sorry. Would you say that's not over the crack? Just for you, I'll let it pass. Okay. Okay. And then. Oh my God. You didn't even have to measure it. I'm not going to win. It's fine. 7.1. I'll take it. I'll take it. That's good. I think most of it was like you extending your body. My foot did not cross the line. No, no, no, no. I followed the rules. I'm not good. Just like Canada did and it's working. Hey, you know, I said when we put, so it's fine. Is there any fine words? I could Google another Canada fact, but we'll edit in a nice Canada fact here for you. There you go. Cool. Bye. Josh is shaking right now. He's taking the flex to watch this paper throw right now. It's crazy. All right. Tell me when. So this is your real throw. Okay. Okay. Ready? I don't know if I can see this. It's gonna be so hard to see. Yeah, you won't be able to see it. All right. I'm ready. Okay. Where is it? Yeah, that was a bad throw too. I don't think you won, Alex. 77.4. That's insane. I think we could do better too, but we only get one throw. Listen, I'll give you another, okay. I'll give you another throw. Yeah. But then if it does worse, invalidate this one. I'm down. Oh, the gavel, the gavel. You win some, you lose some. We'll find out. Oh, this Glen guy, man. I know Glen. He's always in my shots. Every time I do a floor play, he's in my shot. Ah, where is it? I hit the wood over there. Oh, it was actually slightly worse. Oh, it hit the wood. Oh, but it's a better number. What is it? 69. So fortunately you went down eight points, but you really won. That's true. Any final words? I don't think so. I think it was a good, good day. What's that missing? What's that missing poster behind you? That was my Christmas party costume. I was part of team Dairy. Oh. That is a missing poster of myself. I just want to let you know that you've won the fastest building contest for your paper airplane contest, your department, your whole department. Look, look at your department. They're so, they're so happy. Yeah. You won the fastest construction. It was 10 seconds. Granted, yours was a ball, but it counts, I guess. I'm saying, you know, you did come a last though for design. People just don't understand genius. Anything you want to say for the trophy? If you work real hard, you try every day, you can still get beat by someone just going, screw it. All right. Thanks, Jessica. Don't get asked about. Don't get asked about. Are you won two trophies today? Two. Two. Yeah. I'll give you the first one here. It's the furthest airplane, as expected by our engineer team. Yeah. How does it feel? It feels good. We actually won something for once. It was made by our fabricator, Justin. Shout out to him. You won another prize. Best design. Yeah. We f***ed up on the printing. We printed two of the same one, so we just... Yeah. I think this is the best design. It's ironic. Yeah, because ironic is the worst one is the best one. Any final thoughts? Not really. Just that the best people won. Thanks for watching. If you want to see our previous departmental... Battle. Battle. You can watch my co-worker compete in the human benchmark."}