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I've done Mr. Beast's Island for 24 hours.

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I have to say, this is the worst shoot I've ever done, Linus.

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You're hurting me.

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I'm sorry. So the yellow one is that? I'd go now.

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That. I wait for the yellow. That.

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OK, the yellow one's consistent. No, no, but the yellow one's consistent.

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The other ones are on their own cycles. So you've got to wait for the cycles to align.

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Like, that one would have been good. OK, OK, I see the vision, I see the vision.

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Yeah, OK, chief vision officer right here. Let's go.

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Oh, god. Also, the record was a minute 21.

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OK, so we're in order of magnitude or two off of that. Oh, so now it's a problem if I last do one.

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Oh, and water has hit the mic.

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Oh, he's got a shotgun there anyway, right? OK, then we're good.

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Oh, OK, that was exciting. I don't know what happened there.

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OK.

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I mean, realistically, we're just going to use this like PTSD face for his anyway, right?

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OK. OK, I'm back. Holy s***, he's back.

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Back again. I'm just gone. Ludwig's back. Tell a friend.

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I'm going to go the next. Ludwig's back. Ludwig's back.

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Ludwig's back. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's terrible.

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Holy s***. Holy s***, I got it! Come on!

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Wait. OK, the fog is back. What is that, a shoryuken?

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Oh, it's a fog.

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I have nothing to do with that. I've got teams open. I've got teams open.

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OK, OK, hold on. OK, do you have to jump off the ledge here?

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That's not how I want to do, but you're like bound. OK, all right. You're in an accessible game area.

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OK, all right. So I just have to jump off. Why are there two of them, though?

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Is there a reason? Oh, we'll find out right now.

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OK, all right, done. You know what to do here.

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I got pushed off. Where do I go?

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Where do I go? OK, I go back right here. OK, this is.

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You know what to do here, do you? Well, it's wipeout. So this is the part with the big balls.

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Right. But for whatever reason, I'm getting pushed into the balls. I think that actually happens in the show itself,

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is you get pushed into the big balls. Yeah, OK. OK, ready?

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I keep waiting at the top like it's not going to. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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OK. All right, when I'm at the top, I have to go.

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Whoa, nice. OK. OK, they're bouncy. They're bouncy. Yeah, bouncy balls.

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Bouncy balls. Bouncy balls. Bouncy balls. Yeah, I get it.

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Yeah, it's a good product. Good water pressure.

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Oh, f***, yeah, that was very close, though. I have to keep my sprint.

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I have to go left to right. I have to serpentine. The serpentine situation.

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It's a serpentine situation. Yeah, yeah, it was all you know what to do, and he was all, yeah, I do.

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Oh, god.

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No, that looked really good. That looked really good. You looked like you were doing a really good job there.

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We have new pants for him, right? OK, good. W. W in the chat.

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You know what I mean? I don't even feel bad for that one.

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Do you know what Anita Maxwin is? What, sorry?

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The streamer, Anita Maxwin? No, and that's not a streamer.

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Anita. No, no, no, no. You think I've never heard of Anita?

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You think I've never heard of the name Anita to mean I need to?

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It's literally on the Simpsons, OK?

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OK, wait, I'll just wait here. Oh, OK. So the bounce is only.

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I overshot. I overshot, dude.

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OK, all right. BEEP.

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OK, I know you're doing great. I'll just, uh, dude, it's actually way harder than it looks.

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You know who would be good at this?

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Carl. No, Samir.

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I'll pretend I know what a Samir is. Samir, this.

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No, I mean, I know it's a person. I just mean, I don't know any gamers. No, Samir, it's a Samir.

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Like, Samir, this bleep all over your face. Like, Samir. Like, it's a Samir.

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Like, so what I did is I said a fake name, and then you said what is Samir,

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and then I made a sexual innuendo from it, and you fell for it.

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It seemed like a bit of a reach. You've never heard a round.

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BEEP. OK, OK, OK, I have to do it in one go. I have to do it in one go.

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Shady's back, Shady's back, Shady's back.

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I run out of bounce. Yeah, you've got to have more bounce.

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I got you. I got you. I hear you.

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His new gamer tag is Moira. Moira?

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Moira bounce.

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Or no way! Samir, we're good? No, no, I mean, Samir.

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No, no, I believe, I believe. Oh, no way. I believe so hard now.

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I've learned. Oh. I've learned the ways of the warrior.

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Warning, rotating logs. OK, no, you've got this, though.

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So you go on, and then it moves. Oh, right.

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So you have to be dead ass center. It doesn't visually move.

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I think you just got to be dead center. It doesn't visually move even a little bit.

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I'm telling you about being dead ass center. Oh, it stinks.

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Oh, no, it's not even going off right now. Is that you? Yeah, it was just me. I just get nervous.

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I'm like right in the zone. This is insane. It doesn't even visually move, but it's rotating.

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I'm supposed to just acknowledge that.

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This is insane! No visual indicator.

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And this game is the best telegame of all time. I guess it's not true.

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No, no way! You only got to do one more. Oh, it's rotating the other way.

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That's so annoying. That is so annoying to make it spin the other way.

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OK, all right, noted.

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Notice me, Senpai.

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OK. Oh, that was so over.

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Oh, shit. I had it! I played so well!

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OK.

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Oh, stupid. I can beat this.

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Do you believe in me? I believe in your determination.

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I'm just a little bit worried about your flight. Wait, what time is it?

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It's 3.40. No! OK, fine.

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Shady's back. Wait, 3.40?

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3.40. We got time. OK.

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Are you guys two hours before type people? What?

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Oh, I mean, do you have, like, global entry and stuff?

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No. I have a boss attitude and, like, just an affliction for travel.

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YVR's pretty good. You should probably be fine.

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I'm not worried. I could show that. Splice at 7.50.

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I could show about damn 7 o'clock. I think I make it.

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I think they're not really hitting it anymore. I'm just going to make a slight adjustment here.

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To be clear, I've realized that if I lean forward it stops hitting me.

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OK, fine. I'll stand.

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Fixed it for you. That's so sweet of you.

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Oh, dude. Oh, man.

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That is so much worse. I have the towel still.

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The towel's here for you. Oh, no way, no way, no way!

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OK, one more. One more. Chill.

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I'm...

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Did we use, like, water hardened components at all?

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Or, like, are we just hoping for the best here? All the servos are waterproof.

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I kind of meant the keyboard. I see.

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Can I get his side of that, please? Just give me all the servos are waterproof.

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And look at me, though. Yeah, all the servos are waterproof.

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No, I meant, like, the keyboard.

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Oh, no way! Come on!

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Was that two? You got them both? Yes.

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Oh, I look away for, like, two seconds and you nail it. Timing is key.

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Oh. Dot, dot, dot, dot.

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Oh, oh, oh, what the... What the...

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How are you supposed to deal with that?

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F***, that wasn't it. Thank you, Linus,

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for the quick analysis. Okay.

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I can jump on this for free and then I can shift off-board

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and then I can let it kind of toy with my body.

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Don't you need to run and jump that, though? That looks really far.

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Yeah.

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Wait for it. It's actually so hard to time.

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That's the key. I don't... Yeah, I think I can't...

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I think you're right.

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Am I not touching the ground right now?

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Whatever this is, it can't be that hard because they expected you to do it four times.

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Oh, sick. Sick game removes right here, boys.

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What? Okay, hold on.

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Oh, God.

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I've done Mr. Beast Island for 24 hours. I have done it for 24 hours.

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I've done it for 24 hours. I've done it for 24 hours.

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I have to say, this is the worst shoot I've ever done, Linus.

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You're hurting me.

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I'm sorry.
