{"video_id":"fp_cujN2UDh4D","title":"FP Exclusive: BTS - Quality Time with Linus and Jake","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-08-03T17:56:00.036Z","duration_s":300,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":14.0,"text":"So I took my silver car part to do the timing chains of Annals and then one day later my M5's clutch blew up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.0,"end_s":18.0,"text":"Oh no. What did you do?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":22.0,"text":"I didn't do anything. I just got in the car and it was like four.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.0,"end_s":26.0,"text":"What did they always say? You didn't do anything this time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.0,"end_s":29.0,"text":"Yeah, I mean like I've just been abusing it for a year and a half.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.0,"end_s":33.0,"text":"Yeah, yeah, okay. I didn't do anything today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.0,"end_s":37.0,"text":"No, but everyone abuses them. I swear.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":39.0,"end_s":43.0,"text":"So this is where BMWs get their reputation for being on their lives.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.0,"end_s":45.0,"text":"It's the drivers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":47.0,"end_s":51.0,"text":"It's just like computer hardware. The hardware is fine. It's just the drivers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":51.0,"end_s":55.0,"text":"Just wait, you're about to buy a Porsche. Come on, that's a pretty funny joke.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":55.0,"end_s":59.0,"text":"That's a pretty funny joke. I don't know what expensive maintenance is on a Porsche.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.0,"end_s":63.0,"text":"I just mean the hardware is good, but the problems the drivers are.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":63.0,"end_s":69.0,"text":"The reliability is way higher. He's not going to acknowledge this at all because it's such a BMW driver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.0,"end_s":73.0,"text":"I said the hardware is good, the problems the drivers. Yeah, of course.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.0,"end_s":75.0,"text":"I said it's like computer stuff.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.0,"end_s":83.0,"text":"It wasn't worth repeating six times.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.0,"end_s":87.0,"text":"Maybe it'll land on the seventh time. One more time, one more time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":87.0,"end_s":89.0,"text":"The problem is over.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.0,"end_s":95.0,"text":"So because my silver car was parked I had to pay somebody to do the flush of my M5","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":95.0,"end_s":99.0,"text":"which hurt my soul. Oh, yeah, right. That's stupid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":99.0,"end_s":103.0,"text":"That's like me paying someone to fix my computer. That sucks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":103.0,"end_s":107.0,"text":"That's like actually stupid. You're basically stupid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":107.0,"end_s":111.0,"text":"I'm just going to keep going. Here we go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.0,"end_s":113.0,"text":"My buddy owed me a favor so he did it for reasonable.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":115.0,"end_s":119.0,"text":"But the clutch is $1,000. That could have been a way better favor.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.0,"end_s":123.0,"text":"They f***ed up due to the clutch. It's not buyers' remorse.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":123.0,"end_s":127.0,"text":"They didn't adapt it because you know it's like an automated thing. They didn't get it wrong?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":127.0,"end_s":131.0,"text":"Well, they put the clutch in right, but they didn't do the adaptation. So it shifted like shh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":131.0,"end_s":135.0,"text":"And you would have done it better yourself. Yeah, well I did it better myself after.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.0,"end_s":139.0,"text":"Yeah, so you didn't even end up really saving yourself much work.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":139.0,"end_s":141.0,"text":"Hahaha.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.0,"end_s":149.0,"text":"Do you know how much crap he gives me anytime something goes wrong for me?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.0,"end_s":153.0,"text":"Like all the switches in my walls are bad. That's what, see?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.0,"end_s":159.0,"text":"The genuine mirth. No, the thing about that is I told you not to use those ones.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":159.0,"end_s":163.0,"text":"I was like, here's this better option. No, motion sensors are stupid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":163.0,"end_s":167.0,"text":"And you know what you did? Anyways, you went with the one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.0,"end_s":171.0,"text":"You went with it based on what you told me it would work. You also did validate it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.0,"end_s":175.0,"text":"I said it would be not ideal.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":175.0,"end_s":179.0,"text":"And then you wanted to do it. Alright, let's continue this video.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.0,"end_s":191.0,"text":"Maybe you just don't feel like that when you're hanging around with me. Just the two of us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":191.0,"end_s":199.0,"text":"Just building servers. We're professionally hosting just the two of us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.0,"end_s":203.0,"text":"Probably some stuff from this video actually where Jake and I were giving him a really hard time","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":203.0,"end_s":207.0,"text":"about his broken BMW wall. You guys can join in with me in the comments.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.0,"end_s":211.0,"text":"It sucks to suck. It's fixed now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":211.0,"end_s":215.0,"text":"I just have to baby it for a thousand kilometers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":215.0,"end_s":219.0,"text":"I don't replace the audio with a crying baby. Hahaha.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":219.0,"end_s":221.0,"text":"Oh yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":225.0,"end_s":229.0,"text":"Great. The problem for later Jake.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":229.0,"end_s":233.0,"text":"Yeah, screw that guy. What a jerk.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":233.0,"end_s":237.0,"text":"It's broken BMWs. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":237.0,"end_s":241.0,"text":"It's fixed. Okay, well one of them is not still.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":241.0,"end_s":245.0,"text":"It's a longer story. It runs mid but it's gotta check engine length.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":245.0,"end_s":249.0,"text":"It does. It runs mid. It's an electrical issue.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":249.0,"end_s":253.0,"text":"It's fine. Okay, let's get it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.0,"end_s":257.0,"text":"Let's get it. You guys.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":257.0,"end_s":261.0,"text":"It actually does run. The whole engine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":261.0,"end_s":265.0,"text":"We took the whole engine apart. Here look, let's see.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":265.0,"end_s":269.0,"text":"Here's that. We're doing the timing chain guides.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":269.0,"end_s":273.0,"text":"It's an M62 for you full plane subs. I actually know what this is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":273.0,"end_s":277.0,"text":"It's a new van house adjusters, new timing chains and guides. It's so good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.0,"end_s":281.0,"text":"It's so quiet. It's the quietest M62 I've ever heard.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.0,"end_s":285.0,"text":"Except the Bank 2 camshaft sensor has like a signal error.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.0,"end_s":289.0,"text":"It'll be like 0 degrees off. It'll be like 30 degrees off.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.0,"end_s":293.0,"text":"10 degrees off. So we're trying to figure that out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":293.0,"end_s":297.0,"text":"It still runs good. It was actually going 30 degrees off.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":297.0,"end_s":301.0,"text":"It would like run for a second but it doesn't. It's so smooth.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"So I took my silver car part to do the timing chains of Annals and then one day later my M5's clutch blew up. Oh no. What did you do? I didn't do anything. I just got in the car and it was like four. What did they always say? You didn't do anything this time. Yeah, I mean like I've just been abusing it for a year and a half. Yeah, yeah, okay. I didn't do anything today. No, but everyone abuses them. I swear. So this is where BMWs get their reputation for being on their lives. It's the drivers. It's just like computer hardware. The hardware is fine. It's just the drivers. Just wait, you're about to buy a Porsche. Come on, that's a pretty funny joke. That's a pretty funny joke. I don't know what expensive maintenance is on a Porsche. I just mean the hardware is good, but the problems the drivers are. The reliability is way higher. He's not going to acknowledge this at all because it's such a BMW driver. I said the hardware is good, the problems the drivers. Yeah, of course. I said it's like computer stuff. It wasn't worth repeating six times. Maybe it'll land on the seventh time. One more time, one more time. The problem is over. So because my silver car was parked I had to pay somebody to do the flush of my M5 which hurt my soul. Oh, yeah, right. That's stupid. That's like me paying someone to fix my computer. That sucks. That's like actually stupid. You're basically stupid. I'm just going to keep going. Here we go. My buddy owed me a favor so he did it for reasonable. But the clutch is $1,000. That could have been a way better favor. They f***ed up due to the clutch. It's not buyers' remorse. They didn't adapt it because you know it's like an automated thing. They didn't get it wrong? Well, they put the clutch in right, but they didn't do the adaptation. So it shifted like shh. And you would have done it better yourself. Yeah, well I did it better myself after. Yeah, so you didn't even end up really saving yourself much work. Hahaha. Do you know how much crap he gives me anytime something goes wrong for me? Like all the switches in my walls are bad. That's what, see? The genuine mirth. No, the thing about that is I told you not to use those ones. I was like, here's this better option. No, motion sensors are stupid. And you know what you did? Anyways, you went with the one. You went with it based on what you told me it would work. You also did validate it. I said it would be not ideal. And then you wanted to do it. Alright, let's continue this video. Maybe you just don't feel like that when you're hanging around with me. Just the two of us. Just building servers. We're professionally hosting just the two of us. Probably some stuff from this video actually where Jake and I were giving him a really hard time about his broken BMW wall. You guys can join in with me in the comments. It sucks to suck. It's fixed now. I just have to baby it for a thousand kilometers. I don't replace the audio with a crying baby. Hahaha. Oh yeah. Great. The problem for later Jake. Yeah, screw that guy. What a jerk. It's broken BMWs. Yeah. It's fixed. Okay, well one of them is not still. It's a longer story. It runs mid but it's gotta check engine length. It does. It runs mid. It's an electrical issue. It's fine. Okay, let's get it. Let's get it. You guys. It actually does run. The whole engine. We took the whole engine apart. Here look, let's see. Here's that. We're doing the timing chain guides. It's an M62 for you full plane subs. I actually know what this is. It's a new van house adjusters, new timing chains and guides. It's so good. It's so quiet. It's the quietest M62 I've ever heard. Except the Bank 2 camshaft sensor has like a signal error. It'll be like 0 degrees off. It'll be like 30 degrees off. 10 degrees off. So we're trying to figure that out. It still runs good. It was actually going 30 degrees off. It would like run for a second but it doesn't. It's so smooth."}