Ready for a field trip Kahn? I'm ready. I got my permission slip. My mom signed off. I'm ready to go.
So we're on a bus. We're clearly headed somewhere. Yeah, we're not supposed to be working already
but since you asked we're going to Castle Fun Park to the arcade.
I think we're doing mini golf and then I forget I didn't organize this.
Yvonne and HR did most of the work I think so. Isn't there mini golf at Castle Fun Park though? Yeah, but we're doing the arcade first.
Fun fact, the mini golf got flooded a few years back
in the same flood that stranded Colton and meant that he had to take a helicopter to the Christmas party.
I don't know if that was ever public information, but yes, Colton took a helicopter to the Christmas party one year.
Yeah, I'm being serious.
Yeah, well look, the thing about the Christmas party is that you don't have to go but you better be there.
So Colton took a helicopter to get to the Christmas party. Yes.
Didn't you like crash his car last year too so he couldn't make it?
Yeah, I think that was different. I think that was a different thing.
But anyway, the point is you better be at the Christmas party. That's all I'm saying.
And so anyway, this will be my first time back at their mini golf since they fixed it from being flooded. So I'm excited.
Yo, Clue, what does it feel to be the drippiest guy at Castle Fun Park right now?
It feels great. That's all I got. You know, it's hot out. I thought we were going to be outside all day, but that doesn't seem to be the case.
So I'm worried about being cold, actually. I'm right here, Arthur, and you don't, you don't acknowledge my drip.
Luigi's Mansion. Yeah, baby. You have never played the original Luigi's Mansion. Really? Yeah.
Oh my God, you got an actual, like, yeah, dude, what's up?
I think the best part of having unlimited tickets for this is that I can keep going. I don't realize how bad I am either. I get more playtime.
How do you feel about that?
What's the practice? What are your bets on? Maria or Sherrod?
Um, Maria. I just beat the computer, bro.
Maria said that she wants me to go for her, so.
Please, please, Sherrod, you had to win there.
Okay.
That was a good effort. That was a good effort. You guys were the first round, so.
You fell down? I did. I don't feel anything. I didn't get it.
Oh, okay, okay. Wait, did I actually not register?
Let's get it.
Alright, Matt, let's see if you can beat, what is it, 47?
Yeah.
Oh, that's got some, holy, oh my God.
82, that's pretty good. The record's 87, so that's pretty close.
This is how you introduce yourself to everybody.
Alright, here we go. You better not disappoint.
I'm not. Holy crap.
What the? Oh my God.
I could probably do better, but we'll see. He's the manager.
Alright, pal, let's go. My record's at 9,000.
Wait, serious? Throw your hip into that.
Is it over 9,000? Aw, I'm not quite.
I hate this game. I hate it. Go, Curtis.
Show us what happens when somebody breaks the company policy. Yeah, company policy?
Wait, wait, wait. Spill out your time card.
Okay. That's pretty good.
Let's go. Castle Fun Park, this is fun right here.
Let's go.
Winner of the social team. You get this one, you win, Adam.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's so close.
Oh my God. Oh, come on!
Wait, the ball didn't even fall. What is this?
Heartbreaker. I thought we had him in the first half.
They came out ahead, came back, gave it our all. Couldn't make it work.
I'm retiring. Okay?
Oh! What the?
Is that two? I actually got one before, so that's three.
Oh my God. What can you get with 500 tickets, you know?
Not very much. You need 40,000 to get the Hot Wheels Mario cards then.
What? All right, this one's for you, Flo playing.
No, okay, okay. There's no way I'm going to get it again.
Let's go, what? No, one more time.
Oh, I'm choking, I'm choking. You're under the pressure of the camera.
Oh, there you go. Pretty good, pretty good.
Come on, come on, come on, I got it. Oh!
All right, Flo, if we need a strike right here. No, I'm really bad at bowling.
My turn stills up. Hey!
I need the bumpers. Wait, what?
Bumpers? Works every time, baby.
Come on, all right. How you doing, Jamie?
I'm doing great. Wait, are you bowling right now?
Well, I'm first and then Horst is the last one. So I'm waiting.
All right, let's see you, Jonathan. One handed with a try.
I'm trying to play two games at once, Ro. You're playing Monopoly too?
I did. Back to the other game.
All right, Jamie, how you feel? I'm feeling pretty confident.
All right, let's see what we can do. Let's go, let's see it.
One pin. What just happened?
Did you film that? I filmed the tail end. They didn't see the run-up.
I can reenact this, I can reenact it. Watch this, watch this.
Okay, let's go, let's go. What the hell is going on here?
I can't, I can't, I can't.
What? You want a shot?
All right, all right.
Okay.
Buzzer beater. Still going.
Wait, you're stopping us.
This guy's working again. You're not supposed to be working today.
It's a fun work. It's all good. The editing avenue.
Yeah, that's true, the editing is a real work. Okay, yeah, that's work.
Go and hold your hand on the chair. That's Jake Tane's.
Jake Tane is so close. Go and hold your hand on the chair.
Come on, man. Jake Tane is going to avoid the laser.
Go and hold your hand on the chair.
That's probably what he's got to do with the cake.
That was way more difficult. A solo than co-op.
Linus is making this walk back home.
Let's make it happen, let's make it happen.
Wow, this is a little white spot. I came a winner.
I know, I came away with the most stuff. Pretty proud.
I got one of each crayon. I got tails and I got 50 bouncy balls.
What? I got up there and I had way more tickets than I thought I did.
And so I spent it on these two things. And I'm like, oh, I have 1,000 tickets, what do I do?
Bouncy balls. It's a big company you got.
Yeah, it's a little bit much these days. It's out of control.
Wow.
Wow. See you.
Don't try to hide.
Vince Charter.
What's up, dude? We out of your party.
We're about to get some balls and holes, you know what I mean? You know what I'm talking about, Arthur?
Mini golf. What's your experience, Clube? You know, there's a lot of experience.
You play a lot of golf with your friends. Growing up in Yellenip, we had one mini golf course.
At some point it burned down. Wait, how could it burn down?
Teenagers used to go and smoke in the clubhouse off hours. Ah.
And other things happened in that clubhouse, too. What are the things, Clube?
I'm not sure. I was too young. It burned down when I was a young lad.
All right, who goes first? Let's go, Clube.
I think it's six.
Clube, did you lose the ball on the very first hit?
Yes. The answer is yes.
I'm not kidding.
How hard did you hit it? Not very.
Oh. Four.
What's the stroke limit? Six.
Okay. I don't know.
You can get a whole one here. This fricking booter.
I tried that the first time. I'll move out of the way.
That's five. I got one more.
Something tells me.
It's going to be it. Oh.
Thanks. Did I get any seven?
Okay, Angus, you got the most experience, right? I do not, but...
I mean, you said you played this a lot. Oh.
Oh, my. Oh, damn it.
Oh. Hey.
All right, Mark, you got this? No.
It's hard. Where does it lie?
Mark, you're good. You got hit the ball.
Oh. No.
Curling. I did it.
Can you tell us why our boss has a pair of scissors? On a golf course.
Just in case something goes wrong. I don't go looking for trouble,
but if it comes from me... Safety scissors.
Seriously, boys, it's not that bad. Oh, my God.
Last hole. Which one are you heading for?
You know, Arthur, it's kind of not fair because I'm first. And so everyone sees me try the obstacle.
And then they realize, you know, that was a mistake. And then so they either do it better
or they don't do it at all. And then they do succeed.
So I'm going to just full send it onto that bridge there. I don't know.
Okay, so they definitely didn't just see you hit that in the bush right there.
No, no, no. That was all part of the plan. Don't worry about it.
Calculated. Calculated.
It's all just geometry and physics.
Hey! How'd you feel about our game?
Well, it's over.