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Samsung has titillated us with the mention

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of the industry's first 256 terabyte solid state drive.

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To put that amount of storage in perspective, you could fit nearly half of the average steam library

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on there. And you know you ain't gonna use all those. And not even half of those are played.

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I'm Riley Murdock, this is TechLinked and this technological tease occurred

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during the Flash Memory Summit. Not to be confused with the Flash Bulb Memory Summit,

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where thousands gather to discuss the horribly traumatic things they've seen. Samsung said very little about the upcoming SSD,

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but did mention that the drive uses seven times less energy

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than if you were to combine eight 32 terabyte drives

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to get the same level of storage. Now to put that in perspective,

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imagine pitting eight evil Kevin Hart clones versus one Dwayne Johnson and then you realize

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that's probably the premise for a movie being remade right now. In a jungle.

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It's in a jungle. There's a lot of ad libs. It won't do well.

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Samsung also showcased their new PBS SD architecture,

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a petabyte scale, ultra high capacity solution

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that allows capacity changes based on context and automatically asks for more public funding.

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For mainstream consumers, the company unveiled their new PCIe Gen 5 SSD

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that will offer capacities of up to nearly 31 terabytes

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and features sequential read bandwidth of 16 gigabytes per second.

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More than enough to download eight hearts, one Johnson, the minute it releases.

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Multiple new vulnerabilities have been identified in both Intel and AMD processors with fun names

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like inception, downfall and Zen bleed.

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Continuing to prove that security researchers would have started a death metal band

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if their parents didn't make them go to security school. You're gonna discover software exploits

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just like your father. Unsurprisingly, all three of the attacks exploit

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the speculative execution feature used in modern CPUs,

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which researchers have been using as an excuse to come up with cool names and logos

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for their vulnerabilities since the original meltdown and Spectre popped off in 2018.

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These all do sound like James Bond films featuring Adele.

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The adventures of James Bond and Adele.

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The attacks have been designated medium severity, partially because attackers would need physical access

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to the target PC, but together, they could target a wide swath of chips currently in use.

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Downfall affects Intel's sixth to 11th gen CPUs,

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Zen bleed affects the Ryzen 3000 to 5000 series,

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Threadripper 3000 and Epic Rome, and inception affects basically all Ryzen processors.

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Now, if you're wondering why I'm being so nonchalant about the whole thing, it's because firmware updates are already available

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that largely patch these flaws. So update your BIOS and remind yourself,

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the world is a dangerous place that is constantly attempting to murder you.

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One day, it'll succeed. It'll get ya.

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Tech news site CNET has been deleting thousands of old articles over the last few months

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as a way of gaming Google search rankings, according to an internal memo CNET voluntarily shared

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with Gizmodo when asked. I guess CNET has no shame.

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After all, this is the same company that earlier this year fired 10% of their staff

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in order to focus on appearing more authoritative to Google and then got caught posting inaccurate SEO-ified

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financial advice articles that were covertly written by AI.

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If that's confusing, it's a bit like a little kid shoving half a bag of baby carrots up their nose

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in a desperate bid for attention. Oh, that clarifies things.

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Look what I can do. In an apparent response, Google's search liaison

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zeded a reminder that Google penalizing sites

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simply because they contain older content is not a thing.

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However, Google did state in 2011 that removing older and importantly,

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low quality content can improve site-wide ranking.

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That's an and, not an or. Get your boolean logic straight.

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Algebra burn. Selective content pruning is a known advanced SEO practice

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like the Six Red Yang formation Jiu-Jitsu, but for marketing.

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However, purging thousands of pages is more like trying

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to lose weight by cutting off your less useful ARM.

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Lose 5% of your body weight with this one clever trick, doctors hate.

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Her secret, leprosy.

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Who is she? Ah, Linus never gives me any treats for quickening my bits.

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Meanwhile, Luke, it's the beef flavor? That's the best one.

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These are getting worse. They're getting self-referential,

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which is, I think, presumptuous. How many people are gonna watch both?

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Valve has announced they are now selling refurbished Steam decks for about 20% less

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than a normal, boring, unpre-loved one. It's not coded at anything.

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The refurbs are available online through Steam and in-store at select GameStop locations,

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and they still include a one-year warranty. It's also a cheaper way to get into

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the massive deck modding community. I mean, imagine how much more popular

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pet adoption would be if you could upgrade the senior cat you're gonna buy

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with off-the-shelf parts. Laser eyes. Additional memory.

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For members where to pee. The internet blew up in the past few weeks

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with news of a room temperature super-conductor called LK99,

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and boy, is it one of the substances of all time.

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So far, lots of other attempts at replication have resulted in papers with mixed results,

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though some theoretical calculations suggest there's some secret structure sauce within LK99

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that could lead to a room temp super-conductor,

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just not now, and not in LK99.

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Especially after LK99 gets charged with identity theft

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for stealing the name of one of Elon Musk's many children.

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Most of them have normal names, and then there's like R2-D2.

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Google is reportedly working on a feature that will allow you to link your Android devices together

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when they're logged into the same Google account in a similar vein to Apple's continuity.

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Not content to stop at copying Apple, Google is also adding annotations to slides

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a la Microsoft PowerPoint, which I'm sure is a joy to people,

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forced to continue making slideshows past college graduation.

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Some of us just like them. Check out these slides.

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A leaked video of what is apparently Sony's upcoming PS5 Slim was posted on Twitter

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by an account called BWE, but they were apparently not happy about it.

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BWE wrote that the model's Blu-ray drive looks weird.

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It has ugly black slits on the sides and embossed shapes from the PS5 controller on the back,

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which they say is stupid to make matters worse.

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They say the PS5 Slim is about five centimeters shorter,

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but not much thinner. Oh, well, I totally get the rage then.

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Ah, I am also quite angry.

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I hope I don't punch any of these walls in my fury.

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That's not slim at all. And a company called OgX has released Oggy,

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an AI-powered video creation platform that also lets you clone voices.

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OgX's founder alleges Oggy was inspired by users

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who didn't like speaking into a microphone. Instead, users can clone their voice

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by simply speaking into a microphone or selecting a prerecorded voice.

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There it is. The tool is designed for marketers and social media teams.

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So safety guards are in place to prevent misuse, like how it will only accept voices recorded

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with a live mic. It's sure to be extremely useful for people like celebrities who can't record

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their contractually obligated sponsored Instagram posts because they're too busy yachting.

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And you better not yacht on Monday, because that's when the next tech link comes out.

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I guess the episode wouldn't have to come out if anyone ever invited me to yacht.

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Say la vie.
