WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.200 You know, I'm a professional eater, so I know what's good, what's bad. 00:00:04.200 --> 00:00:07.300 I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. 00:00:07.300 --> 00:00:09.300 This is all garbage. This is wrong. 00:00:11.800 --> 00:00:14.900 What do you mean by busy? I was made for this. 00:00:14.900 --> 00:00:18.100 This is why I started here. We need a second opinion. 00:00:18.100 --> 00:00:21.800 You mean you need a real opinion. You mean you need an opinion at all. 00:00:21.800 --> 00:00:25.600 Oh, God, does that break your board? I should put it later. What the? 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:29.100 Oh, boy. What is this for? 00:00:29.100 --> 00:00:32.800 Is this for Flow Plane? All right, fantastic. Hello, Flow Plane. We've got some work to do here. 00:00:32.800 --> 00:00:36.300 People don't know what they're doing. Okay. 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:41.400 Why is there nothing in the D category? Okay, okay. First off, Domino's definitely a D. 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:45.200 Definitely a D. Whoever puts Domino's as a C, they don't know what they're doing. 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:50.400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little Caesars. Little Caesars also a D. 00:00:50.400 --> 00:00:53.500 Taco Bell? 00:00:53.500 --> 00:00:57.600 I think Taco Bell gets too much hate here. Yeah, I think so. I think Taco Bell is probably a C. 00:00:57.600 --> 00:01:00.700 Like, you know, they got the Dorito Locos Tacos. 00:01:00.700 --> 00:01:04.400 Shout out to my boy, Doritos Locos Tacos. 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:08.400 Burger King's definitely an F. I still eat it, but only because I hate myself. 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:11.600 Okay, Subway. Subway's fine. 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:15.700 Subway. Inflation made me hate Subway. 00:01:15.700 --> 00:01:22.100 You know, $5 foot long that you can't get them anymore. They're like $18 foot long. 00:01:22.100 --> 00:01:25.700 Let's go and see. Let's go and see. I got a lot of middle of the road here. 00:01:25.700 --> 00:01:28.700 Let's move our attention up to the S tier. 00:01:28.700 --> 00:01:32.500 Okay. Starbucks. Okay, Starbucks. 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:35.700 Who puts Starbucks as an S? All of their food is trash. 00:01:35.700 --> 00:01:39.800 The entire, all of it. Every single thing they have, they just throw in a microwave. 00:01:39.800 --> 00:01:44.300 Why don't you just get yourself a pizza pot, put it in the microwave. That says it's very clean though. 00:01:44.300 --> 00:01:50.400 Oh my gosh. Yeah, they got good branding. Their coffee also is just burnt to a crisp all the time. 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.700 Anything that's not their drip coffee, pretty good. 00:01:53.700 --> 00:01:57.800 The drip coffee is not that great. Ah, yeah, their branding is pretty good. 00:01:57.800 --> 00:02:00.900 They've got the best mobile app. Fine, they get an A. 00:02:00.900 --> 00:02:06.000 They get an A. Chipotle, 100% S as you can probably guess by my background. 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.000 NW is definitely not an S. What are you talking about? 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:12.100 Maybe a B. Popeyes, S tier. 00:02:12.100 --> 00:02:17.100 Popeyes. Popeyes is relatively new here in Canada. At least we're, we're I'm located. 00:02:17.100 --> 00:02:21.900 I don't know if it's an F tier though. It's a D. The one in Chilliwack, British Columbia just opened up. 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:26.500 They're not having a good time. It's really bad anyways. And their biscuit doesn't know what it wants to be. 00:02:26.500 --> 00:02:30.300 It's honey. It's sweet. It's salty. It's, it doesn't know what's good. 00:02:30.300 --> 00:02:33.700 It's greasy. It's like, it's like coated in just garbage. 00:02:33.700 --> 00:02:36.700 Okay. Five guys. Yes. That's what it was. Five guys. 00:02:36.700 --> 00:02:39.900 Definitely an S. Five guys. Honestly, you look at it first glance. 00:02:39.900 --> 00:02:42.900 You're like, it's pretty expensive. It's not even that bad really. It's not. 00:02:42.900 --> 00:02:45.500 So Wendy's A tier. 00:02:48.500 --> 00:02:52.000 Who put Tim Hortons as an A? It's all Dennis. 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:56.800 Dennis put Tim Hortons as an A. Tim Hortons is also garbage. 00:02:56.800 --> 00:03:00.000 I mean, they don't even make their own donuts. You know, they used to make donuts in house. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:04.400 They don't do that anymore. They don't. They're food. They used to have the same which I used to get all the time 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:07.600 called a ham and Swiss. Delicious. Then they're like, you know what? 00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:11.400 Swiss is too expensive. Let's do ham and cheddar. 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:16.100 Anyways, I don't know if their coffee isn't terrible, but they're, they're, they're also a D. 00:03:16.100 --> 00:03:19.400 They're also a D. McDonald's. Yeah, McDonald's is trash, 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:22.500 but you're going to go there anyway. So it's going to be an A. 00:03:22.500 --> 00:03:26.300 That's good. Wendy's. Wendy's is pretty good. Fat burger though. 00:03:28.900 --> 00:03:32.400 Did you know fat burger has a really good breakfast? I did. Fun fact. 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:38.100 Fun fact. As you can say, I, I frequent these shops quite often. 00:03:38.100 --> 00:03:41.500 I should have a degree in fast food. Wendy's B. 00:03:41.500 --> 00:03:45.400 Wendy's is a B. A and W also a C. I don't really like A and W. 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:48.800 They don't buy more down. They don't buy ice in their drinks. 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:51.800 Why not? Everybody else? It, it waters it down. Yeah. 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:54.800 Right. Sure. 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:56.400 Okay. But it also keeps it cold. 00:03:57.900 --> 00:04:01.400 Like what, what are you doing? Quiznos. 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:05.300 Sure. Arby's. 00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:09.600 Yo, Arby's. I don't know. I might move Arby's up. 00:04:09.600 --> 00:04:13.300 No, I won't. I'm going to leave it there. Dairy Queen is very tough. 00:04:13.300 --> 00:04:16.500 Dairy Queen is very tough. Cause if we're talking about their ice cream, they're up. 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:21.000 They're moving on up. If we're talking about their food, they're, they're, they're average. 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:25.300 It's like, oh, they've got food to go with my ice cream. I guess that's okay. But the ice cream is really good. 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:31.800 I'm going to move Dairy Queen up and what else have I not 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:34.800 talked about? Pizza Hut is the last one that I haven't really talked about. 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:38.800 You talked about KFC? I didn't talk about, I didn't talk about the Colonel. 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:43.400 The Colonel, I used to think KFC was the worst chicken and 00:04:43.400 --> 00:04:48.100 then I tried other chicken and then I went back to enjoying KFC either way though. 00:04:48.100 --> 00:04:52.000 Yeah, I put it there. I'll put it there. We've got Popeyes representing the chicken category. 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:59.600 So I feel confident in my decisions here. All right. And the Pizza Hut, pretty doughy, pretty doughy, 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:02.900 but it's going to go right back where I picked it up from. 00:05:02.900 --> 00:05:06.300 That's it. That's it, everybody. That's it. Chipotle, five guys. 00:05:06.300 --> 00:05:10.600 If you want to sponsor Linus Media Group or me personally, 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:16.500 feel free. You know, you know where to find me. He's terrible at arts and crafts. 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:22.100 But it's not. Okay, McDonald's as A tier, really? 00:05:22.100 --> 00:05:25.900 Really? And Dairy Queen. Oh my goodness. That's, that should be Switch. 00:05:25.900 --> 00:05:31.800 Can I switch these? Yeah, you can switch them. This one and this one. It's taped on, but, oh, so you're really like Dairy Queen. 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:36.600 Everybody's been saying their burgers suck here. Well, why are you comparing their burgers? 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:41.300 They're known for ice cream. I guess that's fair. It's not like Starbucks has burgers. 00:05:41.300 --> 00:05:47.500 They wouldn't be S tier. Oh, and I'm not a fan of Chipotle myself. 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:52.100 So I probably would have moved that down. I don't know. Mexican foods is not really my thing. 00:05:52.100 --> 00:05:57.200 Wendy's, I really don't know about that one. That one I would move down for sure. 00:05:57.200 --> 00:06:00.200 Yeah. But otherwise it's not bad. It's not bad. 00:06:00.200 --> 00:06:03.500 So you actually, oh wait. Subway's down here. That doesn't make sense. 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:07.200 I would have moved that up. I would switch this with this. You'd put an S tier. 00:06:07.200 --> 00:06:10.300 So you'd put Wendy's enough tier and. Yeah. Okay. Okay. 00:06:10.300 --> 00:06:14.000 But for the most part, you agree with Dennis. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad, except for that. 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:17.300 That's just, yeah. If the logic is burgers, that doesn't make any sense. 00:06:17.300 --> 00:06:21.100 Okay, Dennis, you got one ally at least. Oh, why? What did he say? 00:06:21.100 --> 00:06:25.300 What it was originally. It was what Dennis put. And everyone else disagreed with me? 00:06:25.300 --> 00:06:28.800 Everybody else disagreed with Dennis. And I guess you since you think it. 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:33.300 Well, I would have moved. Yeah, these two. Okay. Fair enough. Well, obviously Dennis and I have good taste. 00:06:33.300 --> 00:06:38.100 And I don't know about everyone else, but. Oh, I don't even. 00:06:38.100 --> 00:06:41.300 Does Dennis eat food? 00:06:41.300 --> 00:06:44.800 Does Dennis eat food? Okay, we got Wendy's and Chipotle up there. 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:49.200 So that's cool. A&W though. A&W Starbucks. 00:06:49.200 --> 00:06:52.900 They don't even have the best coffee on this list. 00:06:52.900 --> 00:06:56.400 Tim Hortons. I love microwave egg bites. Delicious. 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:59.600 Right? Oh. 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:04.600 Little Caesar's disrespect. You know, Subway's fine. 00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:08.300 Taco Bell though. I'm honestly in shock. 00:07:08.300 --> 00:07:12.900 I can't even look at this list. And have thoughts because it just seems like a troll. 00:07:12.900 --> 00:07:16.200 How is there nothing in D? How is there nothing in D? 00:07:16.200 --> 00:07:22.200 There's nothing between Arby's and Burger King. 00:07:22.200 --> 00:07:26.300 It's D for Dennis. D for disgusting list. 00:07:26.300 --> 00:07:29.700 That's what this is. I am in shock. 00:07:29.700 --> 00:07:33.400 The damage is done and my day is ruined. My disappointment is immeasurable. 00:07:33.400 --> 00:07:36.400 This is insane. Dennis clearly doesn't live Moss. 00:07:36.400 --> 00:07:41.300 So I got an issue with that. Otherwise, yeah, Bell pretty much nailed it. 00:07:41.300 --> 00:07:45.100 I mean, don't know why Starbucks is even on this list. 00:07:45.100 --> 00:07:51.900 Nobody wakes up and goes, I want to go for lunch at Starbucks. Is it alphabetical S for Starbucks? 00:07:51.900 --> 00:07:55.600 Fair, fair. Yeah, I just, I don't even want to hold this anymore. 00:07:55.600 --> 00:08:04.500 I just feel bad. I will, I already have some pretty harsh disagreements. 00:08:04.500 --> 00:08:08.400 So I want to start at the bottom because I feel like the bottom is pretty good. 00:08:08.400 --> 00:08:12.400 A good place to start. There's a lot to agree with. I agree with this. 00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:16.800 This, I'd probably move up. Yeah, yeah, I'll put it to D. 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:21.600 Taco Bell is okay. Like it's not like fantastic. 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:27.400 The meat tastes like beans and just. Today the editors had Taco Bell and it was very envious of 00:08:27.400 --> 00:08:31.500 the Crunchwrap Supreme. Crunchwrap Supreme is pretty. That's what brings it up to D. 00:08:31.500 --> 00:08:35.800 But then the terrible sides is what keeps it at D. 00:08:35.800 --> 00:08:40.300 Okay, it's Burger King. No, no, no, no, no way. 00:08:40.300 --> 00:08:46.100 That goes up. No way. I go to Burger King when I'm like feeling really bad. 00:08:46.100 --> 00:08:49.900 Like this is like, oh, I'm punishing myself. Like I haven't been a good person. 00:08:49.900 --> 00:08:54.900 I got to go to Burger King. Can we at least agree? Okay, let's just, just see. 00:08:54.900 --> 00:09:01.900 I'll say my thing of Burger King is don't get anything deep fried. 00:09:01.900 --> 00:09:04.900 Like if you just get a whopper and you forget the fries and forget the onion rings. 00:09:04.900 --> 00:09:08.300 Yes. You will actually feel okay. I got to bring this down. 00:09:08.300 --> 00:09:11.300 Yeah. Of course. Oh, great. 00:09:11.300 --> 00:09:15.200 Great value. I'd love to have the plastic. 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:20.100 It's so cheap. Since you allowed me to go from F to D with Burger King, 00:09:20.100 --> 00:09:27.500 I will allow that move. That's the compromise. That was a hard one because it's hit and miss depending on 00:09:27.500 --> 00:09:32.500 where you go. If you go up to your subway and you see the person, 00:09:32.500 --> 00:09:37.500 this sandwich artist like just showing you like how they make 00:09:37.500 --> 00:09:41.300 and stuff, you know how good or bad they are before you even 00:09:41.300 --> 00:09:47.600 like speak to them. KFC is another hard one because like, you know, fries are bad. 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:50.600 Oh, the fries are horrible. Worst of the worst. 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:54.600 Garbage. Maybe it's not as hard. But the chicken's not bad. 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:57.600 I'm putting the C. What? 00:09:57.600 --> 00:10:00.900 No, D. Oh, I'm putting, I'm putting churches. 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:06.100 I would want to fight against the church's chicken thing, but they just opened up a church's chicken and I had it in 00:10:06.100 --> 00:10:10.400 Chilliwack and I had there. So I stopped there a couple of times and I've realized like they 00:10:10.400 --> 00:10:15.900 could put some seasoning. So C. Arby's Arby's is pretty good. 00:10:15.900 --> 00:10:20.400 Yeah. I kind of like, I think, well, first of all, actually I got to bring Arby's up because of curly fries. 00:10:20.400 --> 00:10:26.300 Curly fries is the best thing at fast food. 00:10:26.300 --> 00:10:29.900 I would go and you can't get it any. I'm going to go because you can't get it anywhere. 00:10:29.900 --> 00:10:33.900 Oh, A. We'll see how the things proportion up. 00:10:33.900 --> 00:10:37.200 Dairy Queen's an interesting one. They're so expensive. 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:44.600 Yes. Fun fact. If you like it chunky, ask, don't ask them to not blend it too much. 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:49.600 That's, that's a big thing. Quiznos? Oh my God. Why isn't it in B? 00:10:49.600 --> 00:10:52.600 Dennis. I know I get meatball subs. I get meatball subs. 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:54.600 No, it's like greasy. Meatball subs. 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:59.900 I'm keeping it in B because I don't get terrible subs. 00:10:59.900 --> 00:11:04.600 You know what? I, I'm fine. I'm fine with leaving it. Five guys is interesting because, 00:11:04.600 --> 00:11:08.100 Febberger, Febberger like, Let's leave it at B. 00:11:08.100 --> 00:11:11.100 Yeah, let's leave it at B. Okay. Yeah, I'm good with that. I think that makes sense. Yeah. 00:11:11.100 --> 00:11:16.400 Okay. One thing I will disagree with Dennis here is Tim Hortons. 00:11:16.400 --> 00:11:20.600 Oh yeah. Yeah. That goes, I don't know how Dennis put that in there. 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:26.600 That's like in between D and F. D on its best days, F. 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:30.000 Granted, I do kind of like the breakfast wraps once in a while, 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.800 but I could buy it. Okay. Yeah. McDonald's. 00:11:33.800 --> 00:11:38.200 S. I will. I have an addiction. I'm, he does. 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:42.000 I will let horse put it from A to S. 00:11:42.000 --> 00:11:45.900 I have no problems with it because one thing, when you go traveling and you just like, 00:11:45.900 --> 00:11:49.200 you just don't want to think about anything. It's like, I'm just hungry. 00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:56.700 It's 3 a.m. in the morning. Get me a, you know, a McGrittle or a McMuffin. 00:11:56.700 --> 00:11:59.900 Okay. I'm looking at that S tier right now. There's a lot there. 00:11:59.900 --> 00:12:05.300 No, we need to, we need to look at it. So I, I remember Popeye's first came to Winnipeg. 00:12:05.300 --> 00:12:10.300 I will go B because the gravy there is the best chicken gravy. 00:12:10.300 --> 00:12:15.100 Okay. Have you guys had the sandwich? No, I want like lettuce since I need some vegetables. 00:12:15.100 --> 00:12:19.600 What? So and W. Yes. Wendy's. 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:23.200 Wendy, I'll go B. No, it's A and W. 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:26.800 The fries. The fries are terrible. 00:12:26.800 --> 00:12:30.300 Okay. Starbucks, I'm so mad at them that like, 00:12:30.300 --> 00:12:33.300 I want to put them down here. The points just makes me mad. 00:12:33.300 --> 00:12:37.400 I always start collecting points to get a free drink and I'm like, I won't collect points ever again. 00:12:37.400 --> 00:12:45.000 And then I go to Starbucks and the cycle continues. C because the food is pricey, but it's, it's not bad. 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:48.200 But it's all like refrigerated pre-packaged stuff. Yeah. 00:12:48.200 --> 00:12:51.200 I don't know. I mean, I'll be generous for you. 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:54.200 The coffee's good. A-W stays at S tier. 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:58.900 Chipotle's a difficult one. I would go B. It's good, but I don't think it's A good. 00:12:58.900 --> 00:13:03.000 Like, would you take five guys over Chipotle? I think I have to move Wendy's up. 00:13:03.000 --> 00:13:06.100 I'm sorry, but I have to do it. No! Because the, what? 00:13:06.100 --> 00:13:12.600 No, the bacon, junior bacon cheeseburger is so good. 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:16.900 I will go Wendy's A tier, whatever. 00:13:16.900 --> 00:13:23.200 Chipotle, B tier. I would, I will strongly say Chipotle's B because it just 00:13:23.200 --> 00:13:27.600 always makes me feel like they put too much salt in everything. 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:32.700 KFC's F tier. No, we, we have a big discussion about it. 00:13:32.700 --> 00:13:36.000 Okay. I think I'm pretty happy with this. 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:40.400 I wish it was a cooler shape as before, but I'm going to say, I'm going to, yeah, I'm good with this. 00:13:40.400 --> 00:13:42.900 I'm good with this. Just Wendy's A tier.