You know, I'm a professional eater, so I know what's good, what's bad.
I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
This is all garbage. This is wrong.
What do you mean by busy? I was made for this.
This is why I started here. We need a second opinion.
You mean you need a real opinion. You mean you need an opinion at all.
Oh, God, does that break your board? I should put it later. What the?
Oh, boy. What is this for?
Is this for Flow Plane? All right, fantastic. Hello, Flow Plane. We've got some work to do here.
People don't know what they're doing. Okay.
Why is there nothing in the D category? Okay, okay. First off, Domino's definitely a D.
Definitely a D. Whoever puts Domino's as a C, they don't know what they're doing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little Caesars. Little Caesars also a D.
Taco Bell?
I think Taco Bell gets too much hate here. Yeah, I think so. I think Taco Bell is probably a C.
Like, you know, they got the Dorito Locos Tacos.
Shout out to my boy, Doritos Locos Tacos.
Burger King's definitely an F. I still eat it, but only because I hate myself.
Okay, Subway. Subway's fine.
Subway. Inflation made me hate Subway.
You know, $5 foot long that you can't get them anymore. They're like $18 foot long.
Let's go and see. Let's go and see. I got a lot of middle of the road here.
Let's move our attention up to the S tier.
Okay. Starbucks. Okay, Starbucks.
Who puts Starbucks as an S? All of their food is trash.
The entire, all of it. Every single thing they have, they just throw in a microwave.
Why don't you just get yourself a pizza pot, put it in the microwave. That says it's very clean though.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, they got good branding. Their coffee also is just burnt to a crisp all the time.
Anything that's not their drip coffee, pretty good.
The drip coffee is not that great. Ah, yeah, their branding is pretty good.
They've got the best mobile app. Fine, they get an A.
They get an A. Chipotle, 100% S as you can probably guess by my background.
NW is definitely not an S. What are you talking about?
Maybe a B. Popeyes, S tier.
Popeyes. Popeyes is relatively new here in Canada. At least we're, we're I'm located.
I don't know if it's an F tier though. It's a D. The one in Chilliwack, British Columbia just opened up.
They're not having a good time. It's really bad anyways. And their biscuit doesn't know what it wants to be.
It's honey. It's sweet. It's salty. It's, it doesn't know what's good.
It's greasy. It's like, it's like coated in just garbage.
Okay. Five guys. Yes. That's what it was. Five guys.
Definitely an S. Five guys. Honestly, you look at it first glance.
You're like, it's pretty expensive. It's not even that bad really. It's not.
So Wendy's A tier.
Who put Tim Hortons as an A? It's all Dennis.
Dennis put Tim Hortons as an A. Tim Hortons is also garbage.
I mean, they don't even make their own donuts. You know, they used to make donuts in house.
They don't do that anymore. They don't. They're food. They used to have the same which I used to get all the time
called a ham and Swiss. Delicious. Then they're like, you know what?
Swiss is too expensive. Let's do ham and cheddar.
Anyways, I don't know if their coffee isn't terrible, but they're, they're, they're also a D.
They're also a D. McDonald's. Yeah, McDonald's is trash,
but you're going to go there anyway. So it's going to be an A.
That's good. Wendy's. Wendy's is pretty good. Fat burger though.
Did you know fat burger has a really good breakfast? I did. Fun fact.
Fun fact. As you can say, I, I frequent these shops quite often.
I should have a degree in fast food. Wendy's B.
Wendy's is a B. A and W also a C. I don't really like A and W.
They don't buy more down. They don't buy ice in their drinks.
Why not? Everybody else? It, it waters it down. Yeah.
Right. Sure.
Okay. But it also keeps it cold.
Like what, what are you doing? Quiznos.
Sure. Arby's.
Yo, Arby's. I don't know. I might move Arby's up.
No, I won't. I'm going to leave it there. Dairy Queen is very tough.
Dairy Queen is very tough. Cause if we're talking about their ice cream, they're up.
They're moving on up. If we're talking about their food, they're, they're, they're average.
It's like, oh, they've got food to go with my ice cream. I guess that's okay. But the ice cream is really good.
I'm going to move Dairy Queen up and what else have I not
talked about? Pizza Hut is the last one that I haven't really talked about.
You talked about KFC? I didn't talk about, I didn't talk about the Colonel.
The Colonel, I used to think KFC was the worst chicken and
then I tried other chicken and then I went back to enjoying KFC either way though.
Yeah, I put it there. I'll put it there. We've got Popeyes representing the chicken category.
So I feel confident in my decisions here. All right. And the Pizza Hut, pretty doughy, pretty doughy,
but it's going to go right back where I picked it up from.
That's it. That's it, everybody. That's it. Chipotle, five guys.
If you want to sponsor Linus Media Group or me personally,
feel free. You know, you know where to find me. He's terrible at arts and crafts.
But it's not. Okay, McDonald's as A tier, really?
Really? And Dairy Queen. Oh my goodness. That's, that should be Switch.
Can I switch these? Yeah, you can switch them. This one and this one. It's taped on, but, oh, so you're really like Dairy Queen.
Everybody's been saying their burgers suck here. Well, why are you comparing their burgers?
They're known for ice cream. I guess that's fair. It's not like Starbucks has burgers.
They wouldn't be S tier. Oh, and I'm not a fan of Chipotle myself.
So I probably would have moved that down. I don't know. Mexican foods is not really my thing.
Wendy's, I really don't know about that one. That one I would move down for sure.
Yeah. But otherwise it's not bad. It's not bad.
So you actually, oh wait. Subway's down here. That doesn't make sense.
I would have moved that up. I would switch this with this. You'd put an S tier.
So you'd put Wendy's enough tier and. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
But for the most part, you agree with Dennis. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad, except for that.
That's just, yeah. If the logic is burgers, that doesn't make any sense.
Okay, Dennis, you got one ally at least. Oh, why? What did he say?
What it was originally. It was what Dennis put. And everyone else disagreed with me?
Everybody else disagreed with Dennis. And I guess you since you think it.
Well, I would have moved. Yeah, these two. Okay. Fair enough. Well, obviously Dennis and I have good taste.
And I don't know about everyone else, but. Oh, I don't even.
Does Dennis eat food?
Does Dennis eat food? Okay, we got Wendy's and Chipotle up there.
So that's cool. A&W though. A&W Starbucks.
They don't even have the best coffee on this list.
Tim Hortons. I love microwave egg bites. Delicious.
Right? Oh.
Little Caesar's disrespect. You know, Subway's fine.
Taco Bell though. I'm honestly in shock.
I can't even look at this list. And have thoughts because it just seems like a troll.
How is there nothing in D? How is there nothing in D?
There's nothing between Arby's and Burger King.
It's D for Dennis. D for disgusting list.
That's what this is. I am in shock.
The damage is done and my day is ruined. My disappointment is immeasurable.
This is insane. Dennis clearly doesn't live Moss.
So I got an issue with that. Otherwise, yeah, Bell pretty much nailed it.
I mean, don't know why Starbucks is even on this list.
Nobody wakes up and goes, I want to go for lunch at Starbucks. Is it alphabetical S for Starbucks?
Fair, fair. Yeah, I just, I don't even want to hold this anymore.
I just feel bad. I will, I already have some pretty harsh disagreements.
So I want to start at the bottom because I feel like the bottom is pretty good.
A good place to start. There's a lot to agree with. I agree with this.
This, I'd probably move up. Yeah, yeah, I'll put it to D.
Taco Bell is okay. Like it's not like fantastic.
The meat tastes like beans and just. Today the editors had Taco Bell and it was very envious of
the Crunchwrap Supreme. Crunchwrap Supreme is pretty. That's what brings it up to D.
But then the terrible sides is what keeps it at D.
Okay, it's Burger King. No, no, no, no, no way.
That goes up. No way. I go to Burger King when I'm like feeling really bad.
Like this is like, oh, I'm punishing myself. Like I haven't been a good person.
I got to go to Burger King. Can we at least agree? Okay, let's just, just see.
I'll say my thing of Burger King is don't get anything deep fried.
Like if you just get a whopper and you forget the fries and forget the onion rings.
Yes. You will actually feel okay. I got to bring this down.
Yeah. Of course. Oh, great.
Great value. I'd love to have the plastic.
It's so cheap. Since you allowed me to go from F to D with Burger King,
I will allow that move. That's the compromise. That was a hard one because it's hit and miss depending on
where you go. If you go up to your subway and you see the person,
this sandwich artist like just showing you like how they make
and stuff, you know how good or bad they are before you even
like speak to them. KFC is another hard one because like, you know, fries are bad.
Oh, the fries are horrible. Worst of the worst.
Garbage. Maybe it's not as hard. But the chicken's not bad.
I'm putting the C. What?
No, D. Oh, I'm putting, I'm putting churches.
I would want to fight against the church's chicken thing, but they just opened up a church's chicken and I had it in
Chilliwack and I had there. So I stopped there a couple of times and I've realized like they
could put some seasoning. So C. Arby's Arby's is pretty good.
Yeah. I kind of like, I think, well, first of all, actually I got to bring Arby's up because of curly fries.
Curly fries is the best thing at fast food.
I would go and you can't get it any. I'm going to go because you can't get it anywhere.
Oh, A. We'll see how the things proportion up.
Dairy Queen's an interesting one. They're so expensive.
Yes. Fun fact. If you like it chunky, ask, don't ask them to not blend it too much.
That's, that's a big thing. Quiznos? Oh my God. Why isn't it in B?
Dennis. I know I get meatball subs. I get meatball subs.
No, it's like greasy. Meatball subs.
I'm keeping it in B because I don't get terrible subs.
You know what? I, I'm fine. I'm fine with leaving it. Five guys is interesting because,
Febberger, Febberger like, Let's leave it at B.
Yeah, let's leave it at B. Okay. Yeah, I'm good with that. I think that makes sense. Yeah.
Okay. One thing I will disagree with Dennis here is Tim Hortons.
Oh yeah. Yeah. That goes, I don't know how Dennis put that in there.
That's like in between D and F. D on its best days, F.
Granted, I do kind of like the breakfast wraps once in a while,
but I could buy it. Okay. Yeah. McDonald's.
S. I will. I have an addiction. I'm, he does.
I will let horse put it from A to S.
I have no problems with it because one thing, when you go traveling and you just like,
you just don't want to think about anything. It's like, I'm just hungry.
It's 3 a.m. in the morning. Get me a, you know, a McGrittle or a McMuffin.
Okay. I'm looking at that S tier right now. There's a lot there.
No, we need to, we need to look at it. So I, I remember Popeye's first came to Winnipeg.
I will go B because the gravy there is the best chicken gravy.
Okay. Have you guys had the sandwich? No, I want like lettuce since I need some vegetables.
What? So and W. Yes. Wendy's.
Wendy, I'll go B. No, it's A and W.
The fries. The fries are terrible.
Okay. Starbucks, I'm so mad at them that like,
I want to put them down here. The points just makes me mad.
I always start collecting points to get a free drink and I'm like, I won't collect points ever again.
And then I go to Starbucks and the cycle continues. C because the food is pricey, but it's, it's not bad.
But it's all like refrigerated pre-packaged stuff. Yeah.
I don't know. I mean, I'll be generous for you.
The coffee's good. A-W stays at S tier.
Chipotle's a difficult one. I would go B. It's good, but I don't think it's A good.
Like, would you take five guys over Chipotle? I think I have to move Wendy's up.
I'm sorry, but I have to do it. No! Because the, what?
No, the bacon, junior bacon cheeseburger is so good.
I will go Wendy's A tier, whatever.
Chipotle, B tier. I would, I will strongly say Chipotle's B because it just
always makes me feel like they put too much salt in everything.
KFC's F tier. No, we, we have a big discussion about it.
Okay. I think I'm pretty happy with this.
I wish it was a cooler shape as before, but I'm going to say, I'm going to, yeah, I'm good with this.
I'm good with this. Just Wendy's A tier.