1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,200 You know, I'm a professional eater, so I know what's good, what's bad. 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,300 I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. 3 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:09,300 This is all garbage. This is wrong. 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,900 What do you mean by busy? I was made for this. 5 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:18,100 This is why I started here. We need a second opinion. 6 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:21,800 You mean you need a real opinion. You mean you need an opinion at all. 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,600 Oh, God, does that break your board? I should put it later. What the? 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,100 Oh, boy. What is this for? 9 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:32,800 Is this for Flow Plane? All right, fantastic. Hello, Flow Plane. We've got some work to do here. 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,300 People don't know what they're doing. Okay. 11 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:41,400 Why is there nothing in the D category? Okay, okay. First off, Domino's definitely a D. 12 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,200 Definitely a D. Whoever puts Domino's as a C, they don't know what they're doing. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:50,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little Caesars. Little Caesars also a D. 14 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,500 Taco Bell? 15 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:57,600 I think Taco Bell gets too much hate here. Yeah, I think so. I think Taco Bell is probably a C. 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,700 Like, you know, they got the Dorito Locos Tacos. 17 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:04,400 Shout out to my boy, Doritos Locos Tacos. 18 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,400 Burger King's definitely an F. I still eat it, but only because I hate myself. 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,600 Okay, Subway. Subway's fine. 20 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,700 Subway. Inflation made me hate Subway. 21 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:22,100 You know, $5 foot long that you can't get them anymore. They're like $18 foot long. 22 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,700 Let's go and see. Let's go and see. I got a lot of middle of the road here. 23 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,700 Let's move our attention up to the S tier. 24 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:32,500 Okay. Starbucks. Okay, Starbucks. 25 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,700 Who puts Starbucks as an S? All of their food is trash. 26 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:39,800 The entire, all of it. Every single thing they have, they just throw in a microwave. 27 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,300 Why don't you just get yourself a pizza pot, put it in the microwave. That says it's very clean though. 28 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:50,400 Oh my gosh. Yeah, they got good branding. Their coffee also is just burnt to a crisp all the time. 29 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,700 Anything that's not their drip coffee, pretty good. 30 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:57,800 The drip coffee is not that great. Ah, yeah, their branding is pretty good. 31 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,900 They've got the best mobile app. Fine, they get an A. 32 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:06,000 They get an A. Chipotle, 100% S as you can probably guess by my background. 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 NW is definitely not an S. What are you talking about? 34 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,100 Maybe a B. Popeyes, S tier. 35 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:17,100 Popeyes. Popeyes is relatively new here in Canada. At least we're, we're I'm located. 36 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:21,900 I don't know if it's an F tier though. It's a D. The one in Chilliwack, British Columbia just opened up. 37 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:26,500 They're not having a good time. It's really bad anyways. And their biscuit doesn't know what it wants to be. 38 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:30,300 It's honey. It's sweet. It's salty. It's, it doesn't know what's good. 39 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,700 It's greasy. It's like, it's like coated in just garbage. 40 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,700 Okay. Five guys. Yes. That's what it was. Five guys. 41 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,900 Definitely an S. Five guys. Honestly, you look at it first glance. 42 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,900 You're like, it's pretty expensive. It's not even that bad really. It's not. 43 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,500 So Wendy's A tier. 44 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:52,000 Who put Tim Hortons as an A? It's all Dennis. 45 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:56,800 Dennis put Tim Hortons as an A. Tim Hortons is also garbage. 46 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:00,000 I mean, they don't even make their own donuts. You know, they used to make donuts in house. 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,400 They don't do that anymore. They don't. They're food. They used to have the same which I used to get all the time 48 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,600 called a ham and Swiss. Delicious. Then they're like, you know what? 49 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,400 Swiss is too expensive. Let's do ham and cheddar. 50 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,100 Anyways, I don't know if their coffee isn't terrible, but they're, they're, they're also a D. 51 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:19,400 They're also a D. McDonald's. Yeah, McDonald's is trash, 52 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,500 but you're going to go there anyway. So it's going to be an A. 53 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:26,300 That's good. Wendy's. Wendy's is pretty good. Fat burger though. 54 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:32,400 Did you know fat burger has a really good breakfast? I did. Fun fact. 55 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:38,100 Fun fact. As you can say, I, I frequent these shops quite often. 56 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:41,500 I should have a degree in fast food. Wendy's B. 57 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:45,400 Wendy's is a B. A and W also a C. I don't really like A and W. 58 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,800 They don't buy more down. They don't buy ice in their drinks. 59 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,800 Why not? Everybody else? It, it waters it down. Yeah. 60 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,800 Right. Sure. 61 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,400 Okay. But it also keeps it cold. 62 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,400 Like what, what are you doing? Quiznos. 63 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,300 Sure. Arby's. 64 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,600 Yo, Arby's. I don't know. I might move Arby's up. 65 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,300 No, I won't. I'm going to leave it there. Dairy Queen is very tough. 66 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:16,500 Dairy Queen is very tough. Cause if we're talking about their ice cream, they're up. 67 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:21,000 They're moving on up. If we're talking about their food, they're, they're, they're average. 68 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,300 It's like, oh, they've got food to go with my ice cream. I guess that's okay. But the ice cream is really good. 69 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:31,800 I'm going to move Dairy Queen up and what else have I not 70 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,800 talked about? Pizza Hut is the last one that I haven't really talked about. 71 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,800 You talked about KFC? I didn't talk about, I didn't talk about the Colonel. 72 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:43,400 The Colonel, I used to think KFC was the worst chicken and 73 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:48,100 then I tried other chicken and then I went back to enjoying KFC either way though. 74 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, I put it there. I'll put it there. We've got Popeyes representing the chicken category. 75 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:59,600 So I feel confident in my decisions here. All right. And the Pizza Hut, pretty doughy, pretty doughy, 76 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,900 but it's going to go right back where I picked it up from. 77 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:06,300 That's it. That's it, everybody. That's it. Chipotle, five guys. 78 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:10,600 If you want to sponsor Linus Media Group or me personally, 79 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:16,500 feel free. You know, you know where to find me. He's terrible at arts and crafts. 80 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:22,100 But it's not. Okay, McDonald's as A tier, really? 81 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:25,900 Really? And Dairy Queen. Oh my goodness. That's, that should be Switch. 82 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:31,800 Can I switch these? Yeah, you can switch them. This one and this one. It's taped on, but, oh, so you're really like Dairy Queen. 83 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:36,600 Everybody's been saying their burgers suck here. Well, why are you comparing their burgers? 84 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:41,300 They're known for ice cream. I guess that's fair. It's not like Starbucks has burgers. 85 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:47,500 They wouldn't be S tier. Oh, and I'm not a fan of Chipotle myself. 86 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:52,100 So I probably would have moved that down. I don't know. Mexican foods is not really my thing. 87 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:57,200 Wendy's, I really don't know about that one. That one I would move down for sure. 88 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,200 Yeah. But otherwise it's not bad. It's not bad. 89 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,500 So you actually, oh wait. Subway's down here. That doesn't make sense. 90 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:07,200 I would have moved that up. I would switch this with this. You'd put an S tier. 91 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,300 So you'd put Wendy's enough tier and. Yeah. Okay. Okay. 92 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:14,000 But for the most part, you agree with Dennis. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad, except for that. 93 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,300 That's just, yeah. If the logic is burgers, that doesn't make any sense. 94 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:21,100 Okay, Dennis, you got one ally at least. Oh, why? What did he say? 95 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:25,300 What it was originally. It was what Dennis put. And everyone else disagreed with me? 96 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,800 Everybody else disagreed with Dennis. And I guess you since you think it. 97 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,300 Well, I would have moved. Yeah, these two. Okay. Fair enough. Well, obviously Dennis and I have good taste. 98 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:38,100 And I don't know about everyone else, but. Oh, I don't even. 99 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:41,300 Does Dennis eat food? 100 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:44,800 Does Dennis eat food? Okay, we got Wendy's and Chipotle up there. 101 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:49,200 So that's cool. A&W though. A&W Starbucks. 102 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,900 They don't even have the best coffee on this list. 103 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,400 Tim Hortons. I love microwave egg bites. Delicious. 104 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,600 Right? Oh. 105 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:04,600 Little Caesar's disrespect. You know, Subway's fine. 106 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,300 Taco Bell though. I'm honestly in shock. 107 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:12,900 I can't even look at this list. And have thoughts because it just seems like a troll. 108 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:16,200 How is there nothing in D? How is there nothing in D? 109 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:22,200 There's nothing between Arby's and Burger King. 110 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:26,300 It's D for Dennis. D for disgusting list. 111 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:29,700 That's what this is. I am in shock. 112 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:33,400 The damage is done and my day is ruined. My disappointment is immeasurable. 113 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,400 This is insane. Dennis clearly doesn't live Moss. 114 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:41,300 So I got an issue with that. Otherwise, yeah, Bell pretty much nailed it. 115 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:45,100 I mean, don't know why Starbucks is even on this list. 116 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:51,900 Nobody wakes up and goes, I want to go for lunch at Starbucks. Is it alphabetical S for Starbucks? 117 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:55,600 Fair, fair. Yeah, I just, I don't even want to hold this anymore. 118 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:04,500 I just feel bad. I will, I already have some pretty harsh disagreements. 119 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,400 So I want to start at the bottom because I feel like the bottom is pretty good. 120 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:12,400 A good place to start. There's a lot to agree with. I agree with this. 121 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:16,800 This, I'd probably move up. Yeah, yeah, I'll put it to D. 122 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,600 Taco Bell is okay. Like it's not like fantastic. 123 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:27,400 The meat tastes like beans and just. Today the editors had Taco Bell and it was very envious of 124 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:31,500 the Crunchwrap Supreme. Crunchwrap Supreme is pretty. That's what brings it up to D. 125 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:35,800 But then the terrible sides is what keeps it at D. 126 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:40,300 Okay, it's Burger King. No, no, no, no, no way. 127 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:46,100 That goes up. No way. I go to Burger King when I'm like feeling really bad. 128 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:49,900 Like this is like, oh, I'm punishing myself. Like I haven't been a good person. 129 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:54,900 I got to go to Burger King. Can we at least agree? Okay, let's just, just see. 130 00:08:54,900 --> 00:09:01,900 I'll say my thing of Burger King is don't get anything deep fried. 131 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,900 Like if you just get a whopper and you forget the fries and forget the onion rings. 132 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:08,300 Yes. You will actually feel okay. I got to bring this down. 133 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:11,300 Yeah. Of course. Oh, great. 134 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:15,200 Great value. I'd love to have the plastic. 135 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:20,100 It's so cheap. Since you allowed me to go from F to D with Burger King, 136 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:27,500 I will allow that move. That's the compromise. That was a hard one because it's hit and miss depending on 137 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:32,500 where you go. If you go up to your subway and you see the person, 138 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:37,500 this sandwich artist like just showing you like how they make 139 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:41,300 and stuff, you know how good or bad they are before you even 140 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:47,600 like speak to them. KFC is another hard one because like, you know, fries are bad. 141 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,600 Oh, the fries are horrible. Worst of the worst. 142 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,600 Garbage. Maybe it's not as hard. But the chicken's not bad. 143 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,600 I'm putting the C. What? 144 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,900 No, D. Oh, I'm putting, I'm putting churches. 145 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,100 I would want to fight against the church's chicken thing, but they just opened up a church's chicken and I had it in 146 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:10,400 Chilliwack and I had there. So I stopped there a couple of times and I've realized like they 147 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:15,900 could put some seasoning. So C. Arby's Arby's is pretty good. 148 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:20,400 Yeah. I kind of like, I think, well, first of all, actually I got to bring Arby's up because of curly fries. 149 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:26,300 Curly fries is the best thing at fast food. 150 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:29,900 I would go and you can't get it any. I'm going to go because you can't get it anywhere. 151 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,900 Oh, A. We'll see how the things proportion up. 152 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,200 Dairy Queen's an interesting one. They're so expensive. 153 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:44,600 Yes. Fun fact. If you like it chunky, ask, don't ask them to not blend it too much. 154 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:49,600 That's, that's a big thing. Quiznos? Oh my God. Why isn't it in B? 155 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,600 Dennis. I know I get meatball subs. I get meatball subs. 156 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600 No, it's like greasy. Meatball subs. 157 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,900 I'm keeping it in B because I don't get terrible subs. 158 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:04,600 You know what? I, I'm fine. I'm fine with leaving it. Five guys is interesting because, 159 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,100 Febberger, Febberger like, Let's leave it at B. 160 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,100 Yeah, let's leave it at B. Okay. Yeah, I'm good with that. I think that makes sense. Yeah. 161 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:16,400 Okay. One thing I will disagree with Dennis here is Tim Hortons. 162 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,600 Oh yeah. Yeah. That goes, I don't know how Dennis put that in there. 163 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:26,600 That's like in between D and F. D on its best days, F. 164 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,000 Granted, I do kind of like the breakfast wraps once in a while, 165 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,800 but I could buy it. Okay. Yeah. McDonald's. 166 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:38,200 S. I will. I have an addiction. I'm, he does. 167 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:42,000 I will let horse put it from A to S. 168 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,900 I have no problems with it because one thing, when you go traveling and you just like, 169 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:49,200 you just don't want to think about anything. It's like, I'm just hungry. 170 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:56,700 It's 3 a.m. in the morning. Get me a, you know, a McGrittle or a McMuffin. 171 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:59,900 Okay. I'm looking at that S tier right now. There's a lot there. 172 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:05,300 No, we need to, we need to look at it. So I, I remember Popeye's first came to Winnipeg. 173 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:10,300 I will go B because the gravy there is the best chicken gravy. 174 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:15,100 Okay. Have you guys had the sandwich? No, I want like lettuce since I need some vegetables. 175 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:19,600 What? So and W. Yes. Wendy's. 176 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:23,200 Wendy, I'll go B. No, it's A and W. 177 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,800 The fries. The fries are terrible. 178 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,300 Okay. Starbucks, I'm so mad at them that like, 179 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,300 I want to put them down here. The points just makes me mad. 180 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,400 I always start collecting points to get a free drink and I'm like, I won't collect points ever again. 181 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:45,000 And then I go to Starbucks and the cycle continues. C because the food is pricey, but it's, it's not bad. 182 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,200 But it's all like refrigerated pre-packaged stuff. Yeah. 183 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,200 I don't know. I mean, I'll be generous for you. 184 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,200 The coffee's good. A-W stays at S tier. 185 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:58,900 Chipotle's a difficult one. I would go B. It's good, but I don't think it's A good. 186 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:03,000 Like, would you take five guys over Chipotle? I think I have to move Wendy's up. 187 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,100 I'm sorry, but I have to do it. No! Because the, what? 188 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:12,600 No, the bacon, junior bacon cheeseburger is so good. 189 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,900 I will go Wendy's A tier, whatever. 190 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:23,200 Chipotle, B tier. I would, I will strongly say Chipotle's B because it just 191 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,600 always makes me feel like they put too much salt in everything. 192 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:32,700 KFC's F tier. No, we, we have a big discussion about it. 193 00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:36,000 Okay. I think I'm pretty happy with this. 194 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:40,400 I wish it was a cooler shape as before, but I'm going to say, I'm going to, yeah, I'm good with this. 195 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,900 I'm good with this. Just Wendy's A tier.