{"video_id":"fp_bQsjirGDU3","title":"FP Exclusive: Linus Reacts to Dennis Disguising as his Assistant (feat. Dennis & Vance)","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-02-18T03:30:00.040Z","duration_s":1424,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.64,"text":"I don't know why I'm still so nervous. I already done the swapping game unless","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.36,"end_s":9.68,"text":"Already know but he hasn't watched the video. Yeah, you haven't watched it yet. No, I haven't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.96,"end_s":14.88,"text":"Today I'm gonna be landless assistant without him knowing for the past few years","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.88,"end_s":20.0,"text":"No idea You make me sound like a complete idiot and you're the one who falls down the stairs all the time","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.24,"end_s":26.88,"text":"Obviously that his sense of awareness is zero Okay, this is staged. 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I brought some clothing I can't believe that you cut your hair I wear that haircut to hawaii because a couple days after next day. I'm going to hawaii. Yes. So my hair was horrible We fixed it. We're gonna take that I mean You don't even see it like I can change my look, but there's one thing I can do it. Okay. Sorry pause. Oh, no You would be able to tell if this is like that. Well, yeah That's Dennis. So that's a mess if I walk. Okay. They'll play off. Why if I walk really fast? Like you wouldn't you wouldn't know. So here's the kid depends if you're in my peripheral vision I'm looking at my screen or something. No, I won't notice Or if you like tell me that you've had dental and eye surgery And I'm trying to like go easy on you that day. I'm just like not gonna I'm not gonna talk to you I'm not gonna ask you to do anything Like that's that's honestly the one the thing that made this challenge the easiest is that I was like this idiot shouldn't be at work right now Like why is he even here because I can't even ask him to do anything without feeling terrible So I'm just I basically have an assistant who's like incapacitated But it works so hard. He's still coming to the meetings and everything Which honestly was weird because normally actually vance does not audit my meetings Okay, I okay. Yeah, I actually told him like a week or two weeks ahead I was like you should start going to those meetings now So I get him to get used to it and you didn't he didn't he started like he started doing like two days ago or something Yeah, and then but I mean that's not it's not like anything actually happened. He didn't figure it out anyways, and it was meeting so bored I can change my look, but there's one thing I can never change my voice I need to figure out a way for me not talking too much I'm going to get vance to tell Linus that he has to do some dental surgery and use some fancy medical terms Oh, um, another thing. So I Um, I'm gonna be having my wisdom teeth taken out Um, they said there's something called like partalgia of fugax that I might have it's it's just Yes, all that to say I might not be able to say much next week, but I'm sure I'll be available by chat All right. I mean if you need to take days off, you should just yeah Covering his mouth is not enough. The easiest way to recognize someone is through their eyes You see many celebrities use sunglasses as their undercover weapon Just to make it look less random vance is going to casually release this news Also, I heard you had laser eye surgery a while ago because I'm I'm also getting it myself soon And I or like next week actually I didn't have to wear sunglasses for a while. You're gonna work right away Yeah, it'll be okay. Just like this conversation top 10 anime betrayals Do you remember this because the purpose is we don't want him to talk to you again Yeah, just like that. You casually you hear that you register to your brain Well, yeah, I'm paying attention. I know what people are talking about But did you remember that conversation though after that like that? He's having eye surgery. Yeah. Yeah, you remember Well, yeah, actually like next to that. Okay. Do you remember like that? Of course I think you would remember. I know you were wearing sunglasses. No, no He told you a week before he wore sunglasses two days before this happened. So he has like you have like a week you can Yeah, yeah, obviously. Yeah, but I saw wearing sunglasses. I'm like, okay. Yeah, because I see. Oh, okay. Yeah, of course Okay, perfect. Okay I'm not an idiot if it's not paying attention I'm advanced to work like this for three days and he has been communicating with Linus with his whiteboard Which perfectly worked out for my plan And again now I'm trying not to like have you do anything because you're Okay, I don't know why for some why are you here so early a 15? Why not? You know when you go coming that early, you know, I was the first person you actually Uh, I think I was the first person here and then the couple minutes later you show up I was like walking around with this. I could have bumped into you and then it's over Why would it be over? I would just think you're No, no I mean That's not any different from how you looked later in the day. No the hair No, only he doesn't come here this early. I just got my hair kind of done. It's not Perfect yet. I have to get all the people to help. I have real fancy at his desk to buy me more time Okay, are we good? So you didn't pull it off for eight hours The title's a lie. It's a eight. Okay. Eight thirty five a lie. Eight thirty five to five forty five Why do you flinch? I gotta fight you again Eight thirty five to five forty five. That's nine hours If this is out, I'm gonna go in now and then you can go chill there Lucky for me Lennon's is having a two hour long meeting and all I have to do is chill and prepare for the first encounter Yeah, like oh big challenge. We put on a mask number one. I mean watch sunglasses. Look at you Uh Oh, I guess I'm hungry I don't even know I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing right now. Oh I'm agreeing with Tanner. Okay, go there, please I don't know. We just had eye contact and he did not know that I'm done He won't don't near Oh, but he's supposed to go out to lunch with me Oh, okay. Yeah, Max, can you find out if Tanner can take lunch now and then we'll meet for script review after lunch Look at Yvonne Well, that wasn't easy. The next test is to join Tanner's review when Lennon's Okay, so I only interacted with you like three times. You look at me. No, you look at You're holding up a sign. You can't give me something to read and then I don't know like I can still like you when you look at You're gonna try to see my eyes. I think I'm okay. I'm not supposed to see your eyes. You know what I bought I bought four pairs of sunglasses. Just make sure that they all work. So I bought I picked the best one Okay, let's do this Script review just started now. I'm gonna go in Okay, so you go sit behind me. Lennon did not even acknowledge my appearance for the first 30 minutes This isn't just a matter of like going through the motions like Vance can can Test to this while he could if he could talk Like even when I'm sitting there Safe again. My job here is taking note, but to be honest the meeting is so boring You know what? You don't need him to check your work that grandly help you Obviously Obviously That's why we recommend checking out grandly premiums how we rewrite suggestions feature All you have to do is install the desktop app I know I know Professional guy, I know that might be that might be and that's on purpose Because some people Super fun and get grandly premium for 20. Oh my god. That's a pretty fun cut. Oh, no, I was thinking I know I I think you are like reading something and just like you're trying to play out the script or something and just Yelling. Yeah, I was actually falling asleep in that meeting. It was so boring I don't know what to do after that. Okay. I'll look up youtube. I was playing in my hawaii trips Okay, maybe you look out some restaurant and then Work time and then And then you start yelling I flinched I was so afraid you'd be sorry if you saw me but you didn't well no because I was talking to tanner So one of the things that I'll do in script review is I'll try to like Show what the energy is supposed to be like in the video or let Uh because okay, there's there's multiple energy levels, right? Like there's the there's the energy level that you would have like normally just talking to someone And then there's the energy level you would have when you're presenting to someone And then there's the energy level that you need to have in text That is kind of like Is it has to be the highest because it never fully translates to presenting which doesn't fully translate To just having a conversation and so a lot of the time what I'll do is When we're talking about particularly like something really outrageous I don't remember what the script review was but what I'm doing there is I'm trying to have the like text level of energy But like I can't even believe this is even possible and then you have to find a way to You have to find a way to get that energy into your script I almost think goodness and only flinch a little bit so that can you can tell from You can tell from the look on my face like I'm not actually not really premium for 20% off Oh, no, I was thinking Yeah, like I'm not Stacking is actually harder than doing real work. So I decided to go enjoy my lunch After the screw review Linus some free time before the shoot now I have to bring this big box if on drop off to Linus Oh my god So you hold a sign for me to read and then point at a thing obviously like Should I put them here? Just put them in his office Okay, so the cheers was not planned it just happened. I don't know why the brothel cheers to you I don't it was not planned. I was not in the script. It just happened There were two I asked for one more because I often meet with me and two people And for some reason three chairs showed up in my office And one of the things that I have talked to Vance about before Is acting as like a gatekeeper for people like just dropping random shit off in my office because I don't want it It's like whether it's something I have to take home or whether it's like some random gift that No offense like thank you so much if you send me a gift But I got to tell you guys I put everything in the swag bin or in the staff kitchen I like I just it's I can't I just I can't Like I don't want more stuff in my life Um, so I was like I was like, yo, you're supposed to like you're supposed to ward people off Like like physically block them from the office So they don't leave random stuff in my office because I'm never there That's the thing is I'm either in script reviews. So I'm in my office or I am Meeting with people over on the merch side meeting with people over on the lab side on set usually on set Um, so I can't defend my own office. So I'll come in and there'll be like Three giant garbage bags full of like like wall coverings and I'm like This is such a waste of time because I have to take all of this stuff home So you literally dragged it all upstairs so that I can drag it back downstairs. Like no Okay, this box was planned. Okay. Yeah, okay People are not allowed to drop random things in my office We're literally one foot away from each other. He's still couldn't tell that it was me Now I'm going to get him to look at me directly What do you mean look at you directly I'm looking to the legs That's not how looking at people works. I'm not looking at party right now I'm looking at the camera I was right in front of his face about to make my plan perfect I'm looking at the camera now. Dennis is going to see you you just sit at your desk now So I want him to know Men's is there Dennis is here too. Hey Linus Can I borrow uh Yes, I remember you keep walking out of frame And you know Okay, okay, that's fine. Thank you all the people are like, oh Dennis is an old employee. You can't even borrow a camera It's not about that. It's about if we let like, you know, long time employees do we can't show favoritism It's about fairness and we have a hundred people. We can't lend everybody a GoPro anymore I'm not the one who implemented this policy. I bought a GoPro that day I went to Costco by what I was thinking to return it, but no, I keep it Lisa Can you see though There's no doubt that denset bands have both in today. I can safely switch back. However, Tanner point this out when he was talking to It was a little bit more like before he said something or when he finished saying something There was just that like little bit of a smirk Test to this well, he could if he could talk Vance Vance Let's see Vance in a weird way. I don't know. I don't I don't think he knows because if if he knows he would start doing something I'm gonna keep going Why do you walk like that? Because okay, that's I'm trying to do Vance walk. That's not Vance's walk. Okay walk What are you? That's not how he walks. I actually did a little practice how Vance drink water how he walks how he Well, you didn't do it very well No, he does okay. He is like this I'm just trying to save people work Okay The number of times poor logistics has brought some heavy-ass thing up up to my office That doesn't need to be in my office They're dragging it up the stairs for no reason whatsoever. I am trying to help people There's so many stink box in the office Yes, okay I was so scared because you were behind me and that stink box is flying And then like I was like, okay Almost like I was actually almost scream because I was trying to get tenor to help but like I can't because you were right behind me This was not this was not planned. The stink box was just stink box. I'm not scared. It's gross. I almost scream Now I start doubting myself. He did had a weird smirk when he talked to me Does he actually know and he's just trolling me? He's a horrible actor He would definitely laugh if I make myself a little bit more obvious. So I'm going to test him without the min bun What's up, okay Uh, okay, uh, we should go do the um Okay Again in fairness to me every time you talked to me. I was on my way somewhere or in the middle of something and I'm like Trying to ignore you because you should be at home with your multiple surgeries Like I can't here's the thing. I would have told him. No, you can't come to work except that like You're a grown-ass man. So you like make your own decisions. I guess but like That's what I wanted to do You had a pretty long conversation with him. Yeah, you didn't include much in the video of me being like pace is too slow Yo, you need to leave. I cut it out. You need to go home. Yeah, you do You're no good for me to me for me dad or something like you say like twice. I cut it out I will go do like thumbnail and did you notice the difference? I'm coming back without the pull over shirt this time Yeah Walk up to anyone with something coming to read. We're not gonna look that close We're already late for wanshow Wanshow is supposed to start at 4 30. I don't have time to review rain city's bullshit. I know that day was so intense Looking but right now I have to shoot like real tts that day plus wanshow or something And then you come in hard core. So we get to eye surgery and dental surgery in the same He actually doesn't know otherwise. He wouldn't make that comment. I'm gonna put my final stunt for the real vans And Proctology of fuga x Oh, well, yeah, I already told you I had no idea where you work this week. Okay. See you later He also has wisdom to go And had eye surgery Okay, Luke doesn't know any of this like he actually had his dental surgery The best coincidence. He actually couldn't talk. Yeah, he actually couldn't talk and he just coincided I didn't tell him because I also want to get his reaction So he he doesn't know all of this Like under the day off now see everything that you just said I feel like Luke should be the perfect case to actually test it because he has no idea And can he actually figure it out? Also before that before this video I was sitting at gopro with s vents Luke didn't say anything Like he looked at me many times but he didn't say okay, but I didn't know there were go pros If I see someone setting up go pros, obviously, I'm gonna think something but he didn't know he didn't know What just well, I don't want to If you're not then it makes sense It's guy What am I gonna do with people like this? If I was you get oral and optical surgery Who does that? And he's like can I take Monday off? What the f*** are you even here? Luke would you like to uh Do you want a baseball cap? Well, I'm Doesn't jay really wear a baseball cap? I haven't been one last thing. I want to show it for you He talks how can you didn't say anything about anything before God? I'm prepping for wancho. I'm already late. I'm trying to like okay So again things that I subject myself to that I probably shouldn't I come up with this idea because luke had dental surgery actually had dental surgery and So my concept was well, we don't want to break the wancho streak because for over two years We've both been on every wancho and we're like let's keep the streak alive and I'm like luke can't talk Okay, how do we make this? How do we have like a within universe canon explanation for this? I don't know. Let's be jay and silent bob. Okay other than clerks I have never seen a jay and silent bob movie. I've never seen mall rats I've never seen jay and silent bob strike back and the last time I watched clerks was like 10 years ago So I'm sitting here on set like like watching clips of jay and silent bob We're trying to get our wigs figured out and so vans comes in and is like Oh my god talking to me about monday again or whatever and i'm just like waiting for you. Yeah, like Whatever, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Why are you here? Go rest She'll wait for me. Yep Okay That's a hell of a lot louder. Oh, it works really well. You guys look just like him All right, why is this connected your video to monetize looks weird Okay, so I didn't look at him because i'm looking at the monitor. I'm trying to figure out. Yeah, I'll make it work Look at look See because luke's not looking at the monitor. I'm looking at this tv right here Look at my eye line. You guys are like, oh, we tricked him so good. Oh, you did you did you did go back Okay, so look, okay, look at my eye line. Okay, wait, I didn't look at vans at all No, I come in you see me. You look at me. You did look at me. Um what What what what Yeah, when did you I'm not sure you heard my laugh. I'm not sure exactly I clearly by now. Yeah, but I don't know exactly what I figured it out. What it looks like What So my thought right there is I have no idea what meetings I had that day Was there anything like Super confidential because vans has like a special nda for like being my assistant And i'm sitting here going I have no idea what I did or didn't talk about in front of Dennis, hopefully it was nothing hr related or anything like that. So I have to confess initially. I was like Oh, no Guys, I don't know if this is actually like funny or good because I might have accidentally broken confidentiality or something like that You fuck To be honest, I don't even remember what you're talking about in the script review. Well me neither Because like I by the end of the day, especially on a fri like when show friday I don't know what videos I shot. I don't know what scripts I reviewed I'm like at the moment. I I have to get through whatever is in front of me right now to the absolute best of my ability That's all I have the mental capacity for Especially on a day like that In the office So I have absolutely no idea What we have or have not talked about in front of you Being events Who actually did not have laser eye surgery? I wear a con contact. Oh, was it condom? Oh, was it con? I don't know why that means like uh Practice safe video if you looked at that you wouldn't know. I mean, they're huge glasses Well, I got you again. You got me Did you recognize me look? Oh, he actually he actually had a dental surgery. That's real. There's nothing to do with this. Everyone knew by the way, everyone in the office All right Yeah, so that's That's the video I thought one of the hilarious things was everyone else and since everyone else in the office knew They were like running like bats about like does did he figure it? It doesn't every once asking Wait, this is the one still going. 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