{"video_id":"fp_aUDLrdBuKK","title":"Floatplane Clip: Linus Showcases His Linux Curse to Dankpods","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2026-03-24T20:23:00.028Z","duration_s":90,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.0,"text":"Not all disks have been found. But we know where they are. They're right there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.0,"end_s":8.0,"text":"They are right there. Did you put them back into the same slot? I did. Yes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.36,"end_s":13.92,"text":"This is not the issue I was expecting to have, but it lines up very well with your frustrations with Linux.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.72,"end_s":19.92,"text":"I can't even script this stuff if I tried. I have so many Linux machines that I've never seen this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.92,"end_s":24.48,"text":"This is the kind of fucking shit though, that like people never believe.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.48,"end_s":28.16,"text":"They never believe me. Listen man, you might want to regenerate your init ramps.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.12,"end_s":33.04,"text":"Yeah, that was so helpful. We meant to do that every 15 minutes. My bad. My bad everyone.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.04,"end_s":37.12,"text":"He forgets to regenerate his init ramps. Yeah, I was like freaking embarrassing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":37.12,"end_s":40.64,"text":"So embarrassing. I was like, you might want to.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":40.64,"end_s":43.92,"text":"Not like this is a solution. You might want to.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.92,"end_s":49.04,"text":"Yeah, you might want to. And like even if this ran properly, Linux loves putting failed at the top of everything.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.84,"end_s":52.56,"text":"Even when it's working properly, you have to see something like failed and you're like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":54.16,"end_s":59.04,"text":"Linux people need to understand that regular people don't want to see black screen with text on it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.04,"end_s":62.88,"text":"with failed written on it that flashes and disappears immediately and then it boots fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.88,"end_s":68.64,"text":"It's very unsettling. Yeah, attached. And then they're going to get mad and then you know when you try and upload that bug report,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.64,"end_s":72.32,"text":"you're going to upload it and they're going to be like, you didn't do the right format and they're going to delete it from the forum","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":72.32,"end_s":77.28,"text":"and your bug report will go completely unhandled because you didn't know the exact way to do it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.28,"end_s":80.0,"text":"for these cave dwellers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.88,"end_s":84.88,"text":"Yeah, I've never felt more dejected than be like, I'm helping by trying to give a bug report","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":84.88,"end_s":88.0,"text":"and then deleting it be like wrong format. I was like, well, I guess you'll just never know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.28,"end_s":90.56,"text":"I guess it's just broken forever.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Not all disks have been found. But we know where they are. They're right there. They are right there. Did you put them back into the same slot? I did. Yes. This is not the issue I was expecting to have, but it lines up very well with your frustrations with Linux. I can't even script this stuff if I tried. I have so many Linux machines that I've never seen this. This is the kind of fucking shit though, that like people never believe. They never believe me. Listen man, you might want to regenerate your init ramps. Yeah, that was so helpful. We meant to do that every 15 minutes. My bad. My bad everyone. He forgets to regenerate his init ramps. Yeah, I was like freaking embarrassing. So embarrassing. I was like, you might want to. Not like this is a solution. You might want to. Yeah, you might want to. And like even if this ran properly, Linux loves putting failed at the top of everything. Even when it's working properly, you have to see something like failed and you're like, Linux people need to understand that regular people don't want to see black screen with text on it with failed written on it that flashes and disappears immediately and then it boots fine. It's very unsettling. Yeah, attached. And then they're going to get mad and then you know when you try and upload that bug report, you're going to upload it and they're going to be like, you didn't do the right format and they're going to delete it from the forum and your bug report will go completely unhandled because you didn't know the exact way to do it for these cave dwellers. Yeah, I've never felt more dejected than be like, I'm helping by trying to give a bug report and then deleting it be like wrong format. I was like, well, I guess you'll just never know. I guess it's just broken forever."}