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This is an indoor go-kart track that let us bring airsoft guns.

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Ah! Every balloon you see today is full of money that you get to keep if you win.

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So now six of you are going to get into three dangerous go-karts. Team up!

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Each team has one driver and one helper person. The helpers can shoot opponents if they stop driving.

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You're going to use your airsoft guns to pop the balloons and gather the money.

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The winner keeps all of the money they pick up.

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Alright, so what I'm thinking is I'm the driver. You're the helper.

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After this, we go grab a smoothie. It'll be all good. I saw that one video of you driving and I think I should probably be the driver.

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I'm driving! I think you should drive first. I'll drive after. I'll be chomping at the bit ready to go when you come around.

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You're a clutch driver. You break up driving.

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Okay. Racers, start your engines!

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Three, two, one!

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Oh my god, they're in the lowest setting. Oh no!

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It's not a race! If any of your opponents stop in the middle of the track, you can shoot them.

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Whoa! No!

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Ah!

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Hey, what?

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My gun doesn't shoot. One of the fluorescent bulbs just fell out of the thing.

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Dennis, make sure you have a full magazine ready for me.

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Magazine? Yeah, like this. Oh, magazine. I was like, what magazine?

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I thought you just wanted to read after this.

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That's not a rule. Oh yeah, baby!

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No! No! No!

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Linus still has three balloons. Let's go!

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Sarah's out!

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Uh-oh, uh-oh.

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Come on! Wow! I'm gonna pistol whip it!

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Colton, mag me! Oh s***, I forgot!

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You got one minute left! 60 seconds!

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Yes, come on! Come on, I got the accuracy!

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Jake's down to one! Get the money!

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Three, two, one!

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End of round one! Time for round two.

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To help you with your round two, you can get some upgrades.

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You got gloves for grabbing, got shotguns for weapon upgrades.

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You got speed upgrades. Wait, wait, wait, wait! We have 150.

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I'll take both the mushrooms and a shotgun and the Tim Hortons.

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We're gonna buy both the shotguns. Well, no money! You have no money?

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No money! If you didn't pick up any money, that's it.

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Do you take credit cards? That's capitalism, baby. Linus already blew all his cash, so maybe he would have waited if he could see these,

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but we got some other mystery boxes. What?

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100 bucks! What's that? We're gonna do 100 push-ups.

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Linus, you can do 100 push-ups. I'm gonna get a box. Dennis can do 100 push-ups.

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You can have two boxes. He can have a box. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

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How many is that? Who's counting?

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This guy's never getting a box. Who's counting? 350, 60, 32, 33, 34.

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Come on! That's him! What's up, guys?

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April Ashford? Give him one box. Dennis, here you go.

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Yes! Yes! I'm just using that.

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Yes. What kind of weird thing to say is that?

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I'm gonna shoot him in the neck.

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Are you kidding me?

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They got a banana. They got a banana. I'm gonna go get Colton's face.

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Got it. This round, whoever at the end of the round has the least amount of money,

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is eliminated from the game. Three, two, one, go!

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Don't shoot me! Wait, the safety's on!

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How do I turn off the safety? Wait, wait, wait!

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Mine is so slow! I'm gonna be focused on the driver.

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You gotta keep them on their toes.

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Colton, get it, get it, Colton! Go, go, Jeff, back up!

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Don't stop or you will be shot! Stop, stop, stop!

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Hold on! Get the money! Colton!

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Let's go! Colton, it's the banana!

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Oh, my gun, my gun, my gun!

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Where's my gun? No, no, no, no!

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Dennis is done! Dennis is eliminated!

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We came in first for last place, and I'm proud of us for that.

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It should be impossible to be in front of... What are you doing?

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Oh, my God! Colton, I brought faster!

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Get the money! Where is it?

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I can't see! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,

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3, 2, 1, time!

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Round over!

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Team Red is eliminated from the game. I'm so sorry.

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And round 3 will be a special free-for-all round.

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Collected money will be split up, and only one person will take home their cash prize.

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I'll take mushroom. I want a box.

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You want a box? For $70? Give me a speed boost.

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It's a gun! What? Wait, wait a second.

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You stole my money! Round 3.

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Last one standing wins. There's no teams, there's no time limit.

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Oh, and I added obstacles to make it a little more interesting.

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Ready? No!

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Holy s***, this is so much faster! Colton, everyone's totally in it!

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Oh my God, wait! Oh, I dropped my gun! Run, David, run!

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Wait! Andy! My gun!

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Yeah! No, no, no, no!

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Linus is out! I'm out!

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I need more ammo!

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Whoa! Colton, stop moving!

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One of us is going to have to stop moving. Colton's sitting pretty with three more mystery boxes.

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Yeah buddy! Jake, let's go! Down to two.

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Who will remerge victorious?

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Oh! Oh, that hit me!

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Let's go!

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I got the speed boost! Come on!

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Oh s***! What are you doing?

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I don't want to die! Yeah, no dying!

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What? Yay!

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Yay! Here you go, here's your prize!

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Subscribe to channel SuperBunk for more crazy antics!

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Yeah! Whoa, no, Linus, no!
