{"video_id":"fp_aU6BmI9F2i","title":"CSF: Pop the Balloon, Get $100!","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2021-09-08T21:01:00.056Z","duration_s":431,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.0,"text":"This is an indoor go-kart track that let us bring airsoft guns.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.0,"end_s":11.0,"text":"Ah! Every balloon you see today is full of money that you get to keep if you win.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.0,"end_s":16.0,"text":"So now six of you are going to get into three dangerous go-karts. Team up!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.0,"end_s":25.0,"text":"Each team has one driver and one helper person. The helpers can shoot opponents if they stop driving.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.0,"end_s":29.0,"text":"You're going to use your airsoft guns to pop the balloons and gather the money.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.0,"end_s":32.0,"text":"The winner keeps all of the money they pick up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.0,"end_s":35.0,"text":"Alright, so what I'm thinking is I'm the driver. You're the helper.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":35.0,"end_s":41.0,"text":"After this, we go grab a smoothie. It'll be all good. I saw that one video of you driving and I think I should probably be the driver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.0,"end_s":48.0,"text":"I'm driving! I think you should drive first. I'll drive after. I'll be chomping at the bit ready to go when you come around.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":48.0,"end_s":51.0,"text":"You're a clutch driver. You break up driving.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":51.0,"end_s":54.0,"text":"Okay. Racers, start your engines!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.0,"end_s":59.0,"text":"Three, two, one!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":60.0,"end_s":63.0,"text":"Oh my god, they're in the lowest setting. Oh no!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.0,"end_s":71.0,"text":"It's not a race! If any of your opponents stop in the middle of the track, you can shoot them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":71.0,"end_s":75.0,"text":"Whoa! No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.0,"end_s":77.0,"text":"Ah!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.0,"end_s":80.0,"text":"Hey, what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.0,"end_s":88.0,"text":"My gun doesn't shoot. One of the fluorescent bulbs just fell out of the thing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.0,"end_s":92.0,"text":"Dennis, make sure you have a full magazine ready for me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.0,"end_s":96.0,"text":"Magazine? Yeah, like this. Oh, magazine. I was like, what magazine?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.0,"end_s":98.0,"text":"I thought you just wanted to read after this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":102.0,"end_s":105.0,"text":"That's not a rule. Oh yeah, baby!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":105.0,"end_s":108.0,"text":"No! No! No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.0,"end_s":111.0,"text":"Linus still has three balloons. Let's go!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":112.0,"end_s":114.0,"text":"Sarah's out!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":115.0,"end_s":116.0,"text":"Uh-oh, uh-oh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":118.0,"end_s":121.0,"text":"Come on! Wow! I'm gonna pistol whip it!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":123.0,"end_s":126.0,"text":"Colton, mag me! Oh s***, I forgot!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":126.0,"end_s":129.0,"text":"You got one minute left! 60 seconds!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":129.0,"end_s":133.0,"text":"Yes, come on! Come on, I got the accuracy!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.0,"end_s":138.0,"text":"Jake's down to one! Get the money!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.0,"end_s":144.0,"text":"Three, two, one!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.0,"end_s":148.0,"text":"End of round one! Time for round two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.0,"end_s":151.0,"text":"To help you with your round two, you can get some upgrades.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":154.0,"end_s":159.0,"text":"You got gloves for grabbing, got shotguns for weapon upgrades.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":159.0,"end_s":162.0,"text":"You got speed upgrades. Wait, wait, wait, wait! We have 150.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.0,"end_s":166.0,"text":"I'll take both the mushrooms and a shotgun and the Tim Hortons.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":166.0,"end_s":169.0,"text":"We're gonna buy both the shotguns. Well, no money! You have no money?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.0,"end_s":172.0,"text":"No money! If you didn't pick up any money, that's it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":172.0,"end_s":178.0,"text":"Do you take credit cards? That's capitalism, baby. Linus already blew all his cash, so maybe he would have waited if he could see these,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":178.0,"end_s":181.0,"text":"but we got some other mystery boxes. What?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":181.0,"end_s":184.0,"text":"100 bucks! What's that? We're gonna do 100 push-ups.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":184.0,"end_s":187.0,"text":"Linus, you can do 100 push-ups. I'm gonna get a box. Dennis can do 100 push-ups.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.0,"end_s":196.0,"text":"You can have two boxes. He can have a box. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.0,"end_s":199.0,"text":"How many is that? Who's counting?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.0,"end_s":205.0,"text":"This guy's never getting a box. Who's counting? 350, 60, 32, 33, 34.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":205.0,"end_s":208.0,"text":"Come on! That's him! What's up, guys?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":208.0,"end_s":211.0,"text":"April Ashford? Give him one box. Dennis, here you go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":211.0,"end_s":214.0,"text":"Yes! Yes! I'm just using that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":214.0,"end_s":217.0,"text":"Yes. What kind of weird thing to say is that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":217.0,"end_s":220.0,"text":"I'm gonna shoot him in the neck.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":220.0,"end_s":223.0,"text":"Are you kidding me?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":223.0,"end_s":227.0,"text":"They got a banana. They got a banana. I'm gonna go get Colton's face.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":227.0,"end_s":231.0,"text":"Got it. This round, whoever at the end of the round has the least amount of money,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":231.0,"end_s":235.0,"text":"is eliminated from the game. Three, two, one, go!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":235.0,"end_s":239.0,"text":"Don't shoot me! Wait, the safety's on!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":239.0,"end_s":242.0,"text":"How do I turn off the safety? Wait, wait, wait!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":242.0,"end_s":246.0,"text":"Mine is so slow! I'm gonna be focused on the driver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":246.0,"end_s":248.0,"text":"You gotta keep them on their toes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":255.0,"end_s":259.0,"text":"Colton, get it, get it, Colton! Go, go, Jeff, back up!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":259.0,"end_s":262.0,"text":"Don't stop or you will be shot! Stop, stop, stop!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":262.0,"end_s":266.0,"text":"Hold on! Get the money! Colton!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":266.0,"end_s":270.0,"text":"Let's go! Colton, it's the banana!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":271.0,"end_s":274.0,"text":"Oh, my gun, my gun, my gun!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":274.0,"end_s":278.0,"text":"Where's my gun? No, no, no, no!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":282.0,"end_s":286.0,"text":"Dennis is done! Dennis is eliminated!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.0,"end_s":290.0,"text":"We came in first for last place, and I'm proud of us for that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":290.0,"end_s":294.0,"text":"It should be impossible to be in front of... What are you doing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.0,"end_s":299.0,"text":"Oh, my God! Colton, I brought faster!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":300.0,"end_s":304.0,"text":"Get the money! Where is it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.0,"end_s":313.0,"text":"I can't see! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":313.0,"end_s":318.0,"text":"3, 2, 1, time!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":318.0,"end_s":321.0,"text":"Round over!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":321.0,"end_s":325.0,"text":"Team Red is eliminated from the game. I'm so sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.0,"end_s":329.0,"text":"And round 3 will be a special free-for-all round.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":329.0,"end_s":334.0,"text":"Collected money will be split up, and only one person will take home their cash prize.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":334.0,"end_s":337.0,"text":"I'll take mushroom. I want a box.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":337.0,"end_s":341.0,"text":"You want a box? For $70? Give me a speed boost.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":341.0,"end_s":345.0,"text":"It's a gun! What? Wait, wait a second.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":345.0,"end_s":348.0,"text":"You stole my money! Round 3.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":348.0,"end_s":352.0,"text":"Last one standing wins. There's no teams, there's no time limit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":352.0,"end_s":355.0,"text":"Oh, and I added obstacles to make it a little more interesting.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":355.0,"end_s":358.0,"text":"Ready? No!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":358.0,"end_s":363.0,"text":"Holy s***, this is so much faster! Colton, everyone's totally in it!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.0,"end_s":367.0,"text":"Oh my God, wait! Oh, I dropped my gun! Run, David, run!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.0,"end_s":372.0,"text":"Wait! Andy! My gun!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":372.0,"end_s":375.0,"text":"Yeah! No, no, no, no!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":375.0,"end_s":379.0,"text":"Linus is out! I'm out!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.0,"end_s":382.0,"text":"I need more ammo!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":382.0,"end_s":385.0,"text":"Whoa! Colton, stop moving!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":385.0,"end_s":392.0,"text":"One of us is going to have to stop moving. Colton's sitting pretty with three more mystery boxes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":392.0,"end_s":395.0,"text":"Yeah buddy! Jake, let's go! Down to two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":395.0,"end_s":398.0,"text":"Who will remerge victorious?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":398.0,"end_s":404.0,"text":"Oh! Oh, that hit me!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":404.0,"end_s":407.0,"text":"Let's go!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":407.0,"end_s":410.0,"text":"I got the speed boost! Come on!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":410.0,"end_s":413.0,"text":"Oh s***! What are you doing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":413.0,"end_s":417.0,"text":"I don't want to die! Yeah, no dying!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":417.0,"end_s":421.0,"text":"What? Yay!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":421.0,"end_s":425.0,"text":"Yay! Here you go, here's your prize!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":425.0,"end_s":428.0,"text":"Subscribe to channel SuperBunk for more crazy antics!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":428.0,"end_s":431.0,"text":"Yeah! Whoa, no, Linus, no!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"This is an indoor go-kart track that let us bring airsoft guns. Ah! Every balloon you see today is full of money that you get to keep if you win. So now six of you are going to get into three dangerous go-karts. Team up! Each team has one driver and one helper person. The helpers can shoot opponents if they stop driving. You're going to use your airsoft guns to pop the balloons and gather the money. The winner keeps all of the money they pick up. Alright, so what I'm thinking is I'm the driver. You're the helper. After this, we go grab a smoothie. It'll be all good. I saw that one video of you driving and I think I should probably be the driver. I'm driving! I think you should drive first. I'll drive after. I'll be chomping at the bit ready to go when you come around. You're a clutch driver. You break up driving. Okay. Racers, start your engines! Three, two, one! Oh my god, they're in the lowest setting. Oh no! It's not a race! If any of your opponents stop in the middle of the track, you can shoot them. Whoa! No! Ah! Hey, what? My gun doesn't shoot. One of the fluorescent bulbs just fell out of the thing. Dennis, make sure you have a full magazine ready for me. Magazine? Yeah, like this. Oh, magazine. I was like, what magazine? I thought you just wanted to read after this. That's not a rule. Oh yeah, baby! No! No! No! Linus still has three balloons. Let's go! Sarah's out! Uh-oh, uh-oh. Come on! Wow! I'm gonna pistol whip it! Colton, mag me! Oh s***, I forgot! You got one minute left! 60 seconds! Yes, come on! Come on, I got the accuracy! Jake's down to one! Get the money! Three, two, one! End of round one! Time for round two. To help you with your round two, you can get some upgrades. You got gloves for grabbing, got shotguns for weapon upgrades. You got speed upgrades. Wait, wait, wait, wait! We have 150. I'll take both the mushrooms and a shotgun and the Tim Hortons. We're gonna buy both the shotguns. Well, no money! You have no money? No money! If you didn't pick up any money, that's it. Do you take credit cards? That's capitalism, baby. Linus already blew all his cash, so maybe he would have waited if he could see these, but we got some other mystery boxes. What? 100 bucks! What's that? We're gonna do 100 push-ups. Linus, you can do 100 push-ups. I'm gonna get a box. Dennis can do 100 push-ups. You can have two boxes. He can have a box. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. How many is that? Who's counting? This guy's never getting a box. Who's counting? 350, 60, 32, 33, 34. Come on! That's him! What's up, guys? April Ashford? Give him one box. Dennis, here you go. Yes! Yes! I'm just using that. Yes. What kind of weird thing to say is that? I'm gonna shoot him in the neck. Are you kidding me? They got a banana. They got a banana. I'm gonna go get Colton's face. Got it. This round, whoever at the end of the round has the least amount of money, is eliminated from the game. Three, two, one, go! Don't shoot me! Wait, the safety's on! How do I turn off the safety? Wait, wait, wait! Mine is so slow! I'm gonna be focused on the driver. You gotta keep them on their toes. Colton, get it, get it, Colton! Go, go, Jeff, back up! Don't stop or you will be shot! Stop, stop, stop! Hold on! Get the money! Colton! Let's go! Colton, it's the banana! Oh, my gun, my gun, my gun! Where's my gun? No, no, no, no! Dennis is done! Dennis is eliminated! We came in first for last place, and I'm proud of us for that. It should be impossible to be in front of... What are you doing? Oh, my God! Colton, I brought faster! Get the money! Where is it? I can't see! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1, time! Round over! Team Red is eliminated from the game. I'm so sorry. And round 3 will be a special free-for-all round. Collected money will be split up, and only one person will take home their cash prize. I'll take mushroom. I want a box. You want a box? For $70? Give me a speed boost. It's a gun! What? Wait, wait a second. You stole my money! Round 3. Last one standing wins. There's no teams, there's no time limit. Oh, and I added obstacles to make it a little more interesting. Ready? No! Holy s***, this is so much faster! Colton, everyone's totally in it! Oh my God, wait! Oh, I dropped my gun! Run, David, run! Wait! Andy! My gun! Yeah! No, no, no, no! Linus is out! I'm out! I need more ammo! Whoa! Colton, stop moving! One of us is going to have to stop moving. Colton's sitting pretty with three more mystery boxes. Yeah buddy! Jake, let's go! Down to two. Who will remerge victorious? Oh! Oh, that hit me! Let's go! I got the speed boost! Come on! Oh s***! What are you doing? I don't want to die! Yeah, no dying! What? Yay! Yay! Here you go, here's your prize! Subscribe to channel SuperBunk for more crazy antics! Yeah! Whoa, no, Linus, no!"}