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I just got back from Japan about 30 hours ago. I have slept very little. David's been

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beavering away at this like crazy. I mean obviously we talked about some of it ahead of time and like

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we looked at the script together and ideated the whole thing and everything, but I haven't seen any

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of it. So it's gonna be a good time. You guys have been at this for like a week, right? So yeah,

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basically moving out their stuff, moving in our stuff, building stuff for it, getting everyone in

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the last couple days, it's been an adventure. Yeah, I actually had to cut my vacation short for

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this because we accidentally scheduled this shoot and my vacation at the same time and it was like

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family or April Fools. I think you guys know where I'm going to fall on that every year.

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So your reaction during when we're shooting is going to be the real reactions every time,

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I don't think so. We'll probably have to have some stuff that's just kind of

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I was thinking for reaction basically. I'll have to see some of it ahead of time. Yeah,

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instead of walking in and being behind you, they'll just be ahead of you. So you'll come in and then

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you'll give a genuine reaction. Sure, yeah, but in terms of, you know, you guys on Floatplane,

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my floaters are going to get the new name, new name. You guys are going to get the real

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Who do you think has the worst setup? I know there's a bunk bed setup of some sort,

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but honestly, given that David was requesting five gallon buckets,

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as many as he could get in advance of this, I suspect whoever's sitting on buckets has got

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a worse setup than that. Sitting on them, that sounds nice. When we worked here, we were

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10. We were 10. We were 10 total. Me, Luke, Ed, Brandon, Nick Light, Karen Van Hiemer, Nick Van

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Burkle, Dennis, and John Martin. Was that 10 or was that nine? Did I miss anyone? I'm going to

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feel really bad if I forgot anybody. I think that was it. Did I get, did I get Brandon in there?

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Okay, yeah, maybe, I guess we were nine then. So inside, we honestly, okay, spoiler,

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we did not move all 110 people. It was not realistic, but I think it's 50 or 60. What am I

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seeing right now? I think we should really do this. We should do this, right? No. Should we just move

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in? No. The neighbors would love it. Has anyone questioned any of this? No. I've had a couple

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people be like, you guys moving in? I'm like, yes. We were in the backyard going through it when

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the downstairs lady came home. It just was like smiling at us. We're like, smile and wave. I was

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a little worried that the neighbors would see us doing this and, um, and call the city because

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that's what happened last time we were operating out of here was like three or four of them came

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to the door all together. And one of them who I guess they assigned as, as spokesperson was like,

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we know what you're doing here. And I'll remember that, that, that picture of I'm just like, hi,

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can I help you? And they're like, we know what you're doing here. And I'm like, okay,

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we're not growing drugs. We're not, we're not doing porn. We're making like YouTube videos about

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iPhones. Who cares? But sure, go ahead. And they're basically like, we've reported you and blah, blah,

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so obviously it's not going to be a problem for us to vacate from here. We're going to be out of

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here in like two days anyway. You know, it's a conversation you don't want to have to have if

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you can avoid it, right? So I'm, I'm just glad no one's kind of none of the old crew, I guess is

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still here to give me a hard time about it. I think the parking was starting to become a problem

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for the neighbors. But you know what their biggest issue actually was was the upkeep of the lawn,

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which as far as I can tell, not only is this not any better than it was back then, but everyone

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else's kind of sucks now. I guess the neighbor has just kind of gone to crap. Check out this one.

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That is so much worse than ours ever was. Fun fact, by the way, we didn't take the whole

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room water cooling apparatus, the, the radiator and like the weird wooden frame that we had for it

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off of there until probably about three years after we moved out. And when I went up there to

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get it, when I finally got around to it, it was so rotten that it could have fallen off like

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at any moment and like killed someone. So that never happened. Luckily, which is good with inflation

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and rising interest rates, not to mention the chaotic controversial year we've had.

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We ran out of money and we can't afford our office buildings anymore. However, the good news

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is I was able to hold on to one of our assets, the old Langley house. So,

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one little eviction notice to the tenants later. Hey, voila! The new Linus Media Group old office.

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Okay, cool. Can we do it? Can we do it one more time? So what I'll do is...

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Are they empty? No, they are full. It's okay, didn't you? We're standing. I'm gonna start tighter on you and pull

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wider when you say... Oh, God. Okay. I don't think this can go in the actual video. This is probably

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more behind the scenes. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Good job.

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Can't tell if that was a compliment. I think it's worse than I imagined.

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Oh, my God. We moved the poor editors here, too. Everybody's here, Linus. The whole company.

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Wow. Okay. Let's do another take.

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Oh, for the actual video where... The video where it is right now, you are standing here and the

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camera's pointing this way. Oh, okay. Yeah, so you're in it and you're like, oh, writers, how's it going?

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Okay, okay. So this was just for the behind the scenes. Yeah, I think it was worth getting.

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Thank goodness, because, yeah, okay. Are you even pretending to be doing work?

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I don't even have a laptop. The company's so broke. So I have to use my personal phone.

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And I don't have a chair. This is the bus. This is my chair. And I have a cup holder with

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whoever this thing is. I mean, in fairness, I did tell David and Taryn, because I had to get

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sign off now that, like, we have real leadership at our company. Everyone pay attention to me.

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I did tell them. We are using a shotgun, Mike. So it's really important that you project.

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So make sure that if Linus asks you a question or you want to interject that it's

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out of certain volume that you're, you know, speaking up. I did tell them that my expectation

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was basically two to three full days of loft productivity. So I guess this is fine.

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It works. I missed this house. Do you? You worked here for like two weeks?

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It was so hot. It was like two weeks, buddy. Really? Yeah, it was like, it was like two weeks.

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My first day, they were like, pick up a moving box, help us move. Yeah. And then it's only

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started like a week before Colton. Oh, no, you guys started on the same day. No, I smacked him

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at the, at a park. We're shooting channels for Perkman. I thought his name was Paul. Oh yeah,

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you told me he was Paul. Yeah. Do I look like a, I look like a Paul. I can't even see you. You're

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so dark. Genuinely though, does it bring back memories? Yes, this, because the first day I

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entered the store, I was late for an hour. Yeah, that looks the same. Yeah, you got the time zones

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screwed up. You know what's crazy though? It's like, I feel like this house was so much of the

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company history, but not a single person in this room other than me actually worked here.

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Three months after, I think? Three months after? Not even Jake. We shot one video here,

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the RGB bill guide, but it was already a weird shoot where they were letting us film it here,

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even though they lived here. Yeah. So you're the only one in here who has ever actually worked

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in this building there.

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Yeah, Dennis, but that's crazy. Okay. Oh, look, it's the one and only Colton Potter here to

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conduct a business transaction with the one and only stuffy Potter. And there's a baby if you

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need a baby for the shoot. Should we make sure you put a bit in the video? Oh my God, you guys are

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all the way up the stairs. Does it bring back memories? Absolutely. Yeah. Actually, I broke a

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drone too and the Nick took the fall for me. You were really mad about that. That's on a channel

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super fun somewhere. Yeah, it's the drone racing. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah, drone racing. And it

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wasn't that it got broken. It was like got broken off camera. Like it was particularly irresponsible

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in some way. Yeah, there's there's a tendency for people to break things and not fess up to it

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right away. And that was a good example of that. Yeah, but I don't work here. So I wasn't. Hey,

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I mean, Taryn Van Hiemer is not here anymore. So that's why we have toilet paper. That's an

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inside joke. He admitted in his offboarding that he used to steal toilet paper from the company

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from that very bathroom. He posted it on YouTube. Yeah, it's it's well, I just mean it's inside

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anyone who outside of any video. The very fake move has claimed its first very real victim.

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Alex's workstation might be dead. It doesn't turn on anymore. We had a power surge while it was

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doing Windows update. Actually, by a power surge, I mean it turns out that switch right there

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turns off all our computers and David head head. Wow, we just throw David under the bus there.

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I'm just saying we thought Eli would get here first because there's like a pound of aluminum right there. There's like a pound of aluminum. Yeah, there's a spearhead just waiting to fall

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Don't forget the dinosaur. Yeah, I mean this is Elijah's safe.

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I managed to save some old rocks from Luke's build. Where'd you find those?

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Week one of my employment. I took them.

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Week one.

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Don't worry, buddy. You'll get up here one day. Can't fall. I'm already on the ground.

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One more time. Yeah. Maybe go like bright side. I can't fall down. Yeah, that's good. If I'm already on the ground.

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Don't worry, buddy. You'll get up here one day. Bright side. I can't fall down. I'm already on the

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ground. I'm sure he'll find a way.

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All right. This is uh, wow, this is really, this is really great here.

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Oh my god, I actually almost died. Whatever you do, do not stop rolling, Santa.

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Like this is gold. Literally, no one's allowed outside without a pass. I mean, yard time like in

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prison, you know? Time away from your cell. It's a joke. Quiet on set.

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Oh, so yeah, I was thinking quite on set you're like walking behind him because you're gonna

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like come to the fridge and be like, oh, obviously going from four fridges. Okay, maybe give me a

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longer pause than before the quiet on set. And then we'll need a shot of everyone not reacting.

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Oh, actually, um, and uh, okay. Yeah, one more time. Should we maybe use like a fake laugh? It might

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Oh, like an audience. Like editing.

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Let's do a couple takes. We'll do one where someone just looks up

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with disdain, but then we'll do a couple of synchronized laughs. Okay, camera roll.

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Um, from the table from, do we do our best to let the staff have their yard time?

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Not literally. I mean, no one's allowed to go outside without a pass. I mean,

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yard time like like prison, uh, like time away from your cell. It's a joke.

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Um, anyway. Quiet on set. Oh,

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what's the line? Obviously going from four fridges.

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Okay, we can do this. Okay. That was really good up until I love the continuation.

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Yeah, yeah, I screwed that up. Okay.

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Elijah, you keep that helmet on. Yes, sir. That is a workplace

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hazards. If you're not wearing it, you're going to be going to hear and when he's done talking

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about the fridge, he's going to come and you're going to hold a piece of pizza. Maybe wash your

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hands. You're going to hold the pizzas. If you're about to eat it, he's going to snatch it from your hand and eat it. So are we going for it again here?

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I don't mean literally no one's allowed outside without a pass. It's,

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I mean, yard time like in a prison, like time away from the cell. It's a joke.

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Haha.

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It's weird saying quiet on set when there's already quiet. Uh, oh yeah. Okay. Maybe that

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case. Why don't we shoot the reverse and we'll do the synchronized ha ha first and that can be the

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like, be the quiet on set. Okay. All right. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's just

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do it again then. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it again. I think of them. We can come right

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because we'll also do it again. Okay. Yeah. One more time then.

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Okay. Let's all do a practice then. Uh, okay. So basically if you guys all do, um,

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okay, that's probably too long. Maybe just give it like, uh,

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four, four, four. Yeah. Four. And you'll cut us off. Alex, cut us off. Just after the second.

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Should it be a little bit more realistic?

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Pretty good. I like that. I don't, I don't know that the like synchronous one vibes that well. I

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think we should just fake laugh. Yeah. Can I hear two seconds or just like, haha. Okay. That's

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pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. Maybe not. How are we feeling? Vibles. I think that's good.

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Okay. All right. And he will get a reverse shot. I liked you on the death or on the thing getting

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and do like a kind of a shot of everyone being like, huh? We'll do that after. Okay. Rolling. Um,

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potato farm. We do our best to let the staff, oh, we do our best to give our staff their yard

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time. I don't mean that in a literal sense. I don't want to laugh outside until the past.

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Like yard time, like a prison, you know, time away from yourself. It's a joke.

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Why don't Sam? Now, one big challenge is going from four fridges to one has led to some significant

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food storage problems. So we started organizing pizza lunches every eating day. Everyone gets

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a slice and the cleanup is super easy too. That's good. It's really nice because, uh,

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we've been doing most of our vlogs these days.

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Because this is where we've been doing most of them. So, so this was great, right? So the only

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thing is I see, I see David like moving you. Basically, can you crouch under the thing?

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And then it let Linus pass. And when he's over there, you go back and then you kind of pan back

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towards that direction. Okay. So you, yeah, you go where Andy is right now and kind of hide under

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the desk. And then once Linus passes you, you kind of pop up and you're going to be there eating so

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that. So I'm over there. Yeah. Hold on. Let's get rid of this. Okay. So we organize pizza

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lunches every eating day and then. So now you're leaving there. Yeah. This actually works better

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if it's the last piece that I'm taking from. You're going to be opening it, taking,

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go to take the piece. Don't actually lift it up. Go to take the last piece. I'm going to get in there

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and, uh, basically just like cheers you, walk away, take a bite, come back to the kitchen,

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and then just throw it over my shoulder into the garbage. Okay. Okay. So last thing you did

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was food storage is an issue. So we started organizing pizza lunches every eating day.

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Everyone gets a slice and hey, cleanup is easy too.

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Which is nice because we've been doing most of our vlogs here in the kitchen.

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It's like the good old days only, uh, cozier.

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He's contractually obligated to do that.

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Okay. Okay. How's that feel? That was really good.

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Is your feet okay? Yeah. Thanks for the shoot.

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We like to have fun around here. I don't think you're having that much fun with your legs.

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Okay. It's your birthday. I'm supposed to be on vacation. That's true. That's not David's fault

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though. 100% not David's fault. That was just a scheduling issue. Thank you by the way.

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But yeah, no, seriously though. Okay. We got to talk about the next year. Yeah,

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why are we excited about the next year? Okay. Oh, you know what the idea is. I do know what the idea is. Okay. Okay. Line. Uh, first line here, I think. So the technically this just happened

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and he's like, be quiet!. So you're going to kind of give it in like hush tones. You're going to be

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like, oh, this is like where logistic was supposed to go. And then we're outside and you're like,

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rolling up the back. Okay. Okay. Uh, this is where, where's this? That's going to be logistic.

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That way. We're not going out. I know. But if I were you, I would just kind of come over here,

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Andrew. And she's this direction. Oh, that line more like a big family, right? Oh, I missed that.

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We were originally planning to put logistics here, but then I had a little brainstorm.

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Cool. Perfect. Okay. And then are we just going to extend that bit a little bit with just like

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footage of them working here? Yeah. I think we can give it a couple shots of them working.

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You know what would be actually really cool is if we had like a bit of an over edited

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montage of them like, oh, doing like literally nothing working. I don't know if we have time

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for that. So I leave that up to, um, like, like fingers and click and mail and mice and that kind

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of thing. Yeah. But like it's more in the way it's edited than the actual things anyone is doing.

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Yeah. Same wavelength in terms of what you guys should be capturing. Yeah, sure. But I leave

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that up to kind of Emily and Nicole, I guess you guys are. So if someone has time to separate

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from the main edit, do that montage of just like the editor showing off a little bit and edit of

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them editing, but like the most like in like zoomer action edit of editing ever. So that's kind

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of a concept. But if we don't have time for it, just say line is off, even the time we're spending

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talking about this is always and that's fine too. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm just gonna like settle

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in right next to him. So perfect. I'm going to get exposure here. Okay. And rolling. Oh, hi Mark.

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Ah, I see you're working on one of my favorite sponsored projects here. This battery solution

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from you green. Really, anything is my favorite as long as it's a sponsor who has an abandoned

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because of our cost of controversies. I hate your album, but I think it's better as written.

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Oh, it's better to be like one of my favorite products, something that isn't there's something

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that's sponsored. You agree. And I'll go into you instead. Oh, hi Mark. I see you're working off

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of one of my favorite types of products. Anything from a sponsor who hasn't abandoned us over our

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constant stream of controversies, like you green, which brings us actually to problem number two,

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power. Wait, did we ever say problem number one? Or is that just an apartment we haven't done yet?

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I don't remember starting problem number two.

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Hey, why do we say you green? What I don't I'm lacking context. It's you green. Oh,

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they sponsored it, right? Oh, what? Is this a problem? I don't know what.

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Why are we making? Oh, but does you green still work with us? Yeah. Oh, okay,

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that's fine. Yeah, yeah, then they're just getting a friendly shout out for being a part.

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Yeah. Okay, but to address the actually plugged into this and running off of it though. Yeah.

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No. Okay, just it'll show all zeros then. Should we play come in? Oh, I'll just unplug everything

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while he's working on it. If you do it fast enough. Okay. Okay. No, no, you're good. You're

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nobody should move out of the way for me. It's funnier if I have to crawl through things. So

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don't worry about that. You can like crawl over me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have

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even asked. I'm a method actor. So if I'm playing an asshole today, then I'm just

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and I'm acting every day. So who turned these on? Who turned these on?

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Doesn't include a budget for lights?

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By the way, your guys' reactions were perfect. I almost lost my

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so you were like, you're like, who turns these on? Who turns these on? And then it'll be you at

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the lights with being like, yeah, that doesn't include a budget for lights. Or were you just

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shooting faces or anything? Okay, let's just get a quick insert of someone just like stone faced

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work. Actually, Maria is perfect. Just look into your just look into your screen just like stone face.

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Like you're actively ignoring me. Who turned on the who turned on this light?

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Who turned on the light? Okay, yeah, that's good. So we've got that. Maybe get Nicole change.

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Absolutely. No, no, no, no, no, no. And then get Nicole.

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Okay, perfect. And then Matt masks the cut so I can like climb over Hoffman to hit the light switch

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because that was what you wanted, right, David? It's like, this is this is great. I love this.

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I'm so happy right now. How much work are you getting done?

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Okay, one more just in case. Shockingly, the editing department is

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still being surprisingly productive. It's funny, I had kind of forgotten that they were moved in

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here, like sending notes and stuff on Trello over the last few days. You know, as little things are

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supposed to be getting done, like, are you guys on laptops?

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Yeah, okay.

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Well, I mean, you guys are senior, right? So theoretically, you should be able to compensate

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with skill, right? I love the work of video editing. Yeah. High five.

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Yeah, I mean, well, Maria's got like the Max Studio and like odd feet. Do you have a

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Pro Display XDR? That's not how did you state that?

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System works. What do you think of the client? What do you think of the mannequin?

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Yeah, I was, I was wondering about that. The, the gloves or something.

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The gloves. Yeah, what? Yeah, what?

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That's what the reaction I kind of wanted. Why does, why does Emily have to hang out next to

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its junk like that? It's like right there. Sorry. Only one of them is like right there.

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Oh, okay. Oh, I'm going to use for a second.

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Do we have our heroes now? Uh, yeah. Yeah. We don't need, we don't need, we just edit.

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No love. No love? Yeah. Wow. This is, yeah, wow. Great. And I'm always watching.

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Yeah, that's scary. Always supervising. He's, he's freaked me out before.

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Don't scare me when I came up with the right LEDs. I'm just going to have a seat right here. Um, okay, roll it. One of the ideas we had to solve this

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was to just have the editors work off of power efficient laptops, you know, the kind that can

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be quickly grabbed in a hurry, but we realized that most of what we add on hand just wasn't

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sufficient for any kind of computation heavy workload like rendering video. I'm currently

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testing. Damn it. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I haven't told you again. Oh my God, like the face.

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I mean, it's so good. Someone fart. Someone farted.

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I'm so crap.

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Are you recording your audio? Did you even get that audio? Yeah, I'm recording it. Thanks.

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You don't want to open that. I mean, realistically, we're a great company that deserves their support

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anyway. Like, look at this. Ploof. Um, this is a great workstation you've got here.

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It's very ergonomic. I was working on an upcoming video where we're giving away gaming rigs to

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people who ask for them in the comments. Isn't that a great idea? What? What? That's what you're

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working for? Is it in the comments? Yeah. Look at me. Oh God. You know, and then just here's the

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rule. Every time someone actually wins, don't worry. It's fine. Oh God. Okay.

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That's what he's actually working on. Wait, no, we're not giving away setups in the comments.

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The Instagram one. April Fool's, Ploof. No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, that's fake. But I don't know what's

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going on.

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We're working on that video where we're giving away a GBU.

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You talked to me about it today. We are technically giving it away to a guy in the comments.

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Everyone's going to comment now.

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We know. That's great. I love it. His reaction was like, actually, like, what the f**k was

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going on.

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Oh my God. Oh, not necessary.

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What the f**k is this company?

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He's committed a bit. Can't tell how much of it's a joke and how much of it's real.

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Yes.

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Someone want to pull up a resume template or something like that and just put some

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not-for-missing in it?

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Don't answer that. Don't answer that. We brought all this stuff here and no one

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thought to bring an air freshener.

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Do you have one? Like the spray type? Yeah. What? Oh, I mean, that might actually lose me.

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No, no, no, no, that's not necessary.

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There's so many things that we didn't even think to put in the

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script into this because we had to plan the whole thing before we actually got in here, but like,

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the shoe storage situation is hilarious. Like, if I'd thought of it, I would have,

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I would have totally had like, uh, something, but I, yeah, I'll just add live it in for when

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I'm going to the bathroom. I'll just like step on everyone's shoes, I guess. I don't know.

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Opposite. I think we threw up a liquid ass like a week ago.

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Elijah, Andy can see you if you go in there. Why did we throw that away?

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I have no idea. We might still have it around.

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Okay. Again? You have your own bathroom.

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Oh, dude. I take it back. Go ahead. Geez.

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What are you doing? You're done.

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Oh, I don't know where I'm going. I can't go this way. I can't go this way because I'm standing right in front of the

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camera. Like, where am I supposed to go? I'm sorry.

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Funny because we're actually working out of here right now and these are actual problems.

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That was great. Was that fine? Yeah, that was hilarious.

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It was, oh, do you want it again? I like though, like when he's like, oh, you have your own bathroom. We're like,

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that's all the way upstairs and then you close the door.

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Do an old version of it.

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Actually, no, let's just have Adam be outraged and then we have a toilet joke.

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And then I'm like, yeah, but that's all the way upstairs and it's a pretty heavy emergency.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, that's probably, I think it's worth it, David.

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It's low brow, but it's our brow. Let's just say there's only one part of me that's going to be running.

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Oh God. Um, okay.

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And yeah, that's rich coming from Potter over here or like potty.

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Okay, so we just need to pick a low merit individual.

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So we can go back to someone we've seen already.

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We have a joke about Colton.

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Yeah, yeah, let's, let's meet up Colton. You're doing a good job. You're Colton. You're okay being called a low merit individual.

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He called it. Yeah, I'm down. What the fuck are you doing?

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Let's just get everyone. Did you make an appointment? I'm just hanging out down the street.

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As for the post lunch drop off rush and the low merit individuals

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who, uh, just can never really earn any bathroom time,

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we operate a shuttle to the local Starbucks where our Mac Address writer, Jonathan Horst has made his office.

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In fact, he went in so well with the crowd of

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Opsie-Popsie people on the MacBooks. He's been there for weeks and they haven't even noticed him.

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Oh, good.

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Was it fun that I looked back in like horror or what?

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Yeah, I think I just twisted my ankle. That's why you're laughing?

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I, um, you know, I read a lot of comments, right? Yep. And one of the funniest ones that I've actually seen a lot of lately

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is, um, people talking about like, I do something good in the video

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or something bad in the video and how it's like,

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it's like, yeah, but like Linus is reading a script. And so often it's on completely unscripted videos.

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Oh, that's so funny. I think people think, oh, we have scripts.

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Therefore, everything, every word is scripted. Do you have any idea how impossible that would be

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for the amount of content we produce? Like, do you have any idea how much writing goes into like the natural dialogue

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in a movie like Pulp Fiction? Like, impossible.

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We're not good enough. Yeah. Yeah. No, a lot of the time the script is, it's pirate code, man.

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Okay. So this is why I couldn't do a call with Ploof earlier.

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Yeah. Because this is the entire networking. No, no, no, there's a whole server room.

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There's a server room. Yeah, yeah, this is, this is just the switch down. Oh, fantastic.

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Okay. I just accidentally opened the wrong backpack.

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Ever since we issued these to everyone in the company, it's been a serious actual problem.

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Oh, yeah. Um, I think that, that was it? No, that's okay. That's fine.

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I put yours back. Oh, okay. We have, we have. Stay away, no idea which one turns it off.

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Yeah. Is it one of those ones? The problem with the lines. It's, it's, where'd it go?

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That actually disappeared. That actually, because they have my pictures and everything.

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No one will stretch a little bit. Don't, don't worry. I don't want eight people looking for my backpack.

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It's okay. I'm reminded of the, uh, the hooks I used to have in the ceiling

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for actual cable management up the stairs. Before we shoot the joke about cables running up the stairs.

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Yeah. Yep. I, um, didn't bother putting in anchors for most of them.

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I just screwed them into the drywall. Yep.

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Look, we actually had this level of resources.

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So, um, all jokes aside.

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Oh, okay. Oh yeah. Do you need your. Yeah. Do you need your jacket?

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Do you need the hoodie or no? You took it off. Do you need it or no?

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Oh, that's a good shift. Yeah.

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I mean, you can take it off in this shop.

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We wanted to put the servers downstairs, but now that we can't afford his executive level salary anymore,

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Luke's back to living in the basement. Hey, Luke!

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Working hard or hardly working? F*** you!

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We're good friends. Ah, all right. Here on the stairs.

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We've got our business and procurement teams.

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I don't know. Dammit. One more time. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. I'm rolling.

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We wanted to put that downstairs, but now that we can't afford his executive pay grade anymore,

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Luke is back to living in the basement. Hey, Luke!

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Working hard or hardly working?

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Yeah, you too, buddy. With all the changes that we're making around here,

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we decided there was nothing more important than to streamline the money-making processes,

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and we're putting it all right into our script writing now.

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Hey, make me any money to be sure of? Absolutely.

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Is that it? Wait, are you on LinkedIn? No.

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He's not. Okay.

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I think it needs to be a little bit more fluid in my book.

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We've got a top family. When he asked you making money, that'd be like, no one wants to sponsor videos.

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Okay. Oh, yeah. Did we not tell you about that? No, I didn't tell him.

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That was good though, yeah. Let's get it out. Okay, so can you pull up LinkedIn then?

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And then let's get it over the shoulder of him, definitely looking at LinkedIn.

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And then we'll use that to map the cut here. Okay.

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Do you mind pulling up LinkedIn on your laptop? I went to sleep.

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It's a good origin computer. That's a great one.

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It's also at 15%. So hopefully it'll live.

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Something's falling out of me. Right? Yeah, yeah. Come on, buddy.

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Come on. He got this. The keyboard looks nice.

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I'll be like, is that linked? Oh my god. Did this thing just hard reboot?

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I'm just going to say bye. I don't know. Can you? I can just point them out?

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No, no. Don't want to pass that up to Ka? Ka?

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Oh my god. Is that actual barbed wire? No.

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Hey, another little flashback.

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I went up on a very dangerous ladder to put covers on those lights.

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You could see the tape is still there. It turns out that gaff tape is only non-marking

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if you leave it for just a short while. That's very permanent.

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Oh, let's go. Okay, good.

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Oh, yeah. This is honestly like a security,

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not security, but like information-controlled nightmare.

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Like having everyone who is working on like confidential stuff

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just like packed in with everyone.

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You want mine? I'll pull it up on my phone. That's fine. You want to use my laptop?

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Sure, yeah. We've got the original take with this one.

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Yeah, okay. It's pretty, pretty obvious.

390
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,160
Yeah, I'll pull up. I'll pull up indeed on my phone.

391
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,640
I'm going to ask, is that linked in open on your phone?

392
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:06,160
You could just be like, well, I would have opened it on my laptop, but the battery's dead.

393
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:14,960
That's not really my point. Just be like- Or I could just close the laptop when you ask if I've been selling sponsors.

394
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,600
Or I'm like, yeah, no one wants sponsors videos anymore. And then you're like, oh, is that indeed on your phone?

395
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:28,560
I actually want to go the other order. So basically your line is, well, the battery is dead on my laptop

396
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,480
and there's no power outlet on the stairs.

397
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:36,000
And then I'll be like, yeah, okay. Is that linked in on your phone?

398
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,560
Or indeed? Okay, is that indeed on your phone?

399
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,560
And then be like, well, my laptop battery is dead. And there's no outlet on the stairs.

400
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,480
Like that's not my point. What do you got- job search is open for.

401
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,480
Well, no one's buying sponsorship. Yeah, you're such a kidder. And then we're going to quickly get away from them.

402
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,640
Everyone still wants sponsorships. Is that does that kind of work? Yeah.

403
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,840
We good? Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's do it.

404
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,920
You making me any money today? Sure, aren't we? Why you got linked in open on your phone?

405
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,200
Well, I would have opened it on my laptop, but there are no outlets around.

406
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,520
So it's dead. That's not my point.

407
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,880
Why are you- are you jobs hunting? I mean, no one wants sponsor videos anymore.

408
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,240
I get it. Everyone wants sponsored videos.

409
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,520
As for any confidential calls,

410
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,600
the business team just takes those in their cars.

411
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,360
In the cars, then! Sorry, sorry, sorry! For f*** sakes, man!

412
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,360
In the car! Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. The boss is yelling at them.

413
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,920
I gotta go- I gotta go. Just give me that.

414
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,240
We'll talk to you in a minute. I gotta have a chat with them first.

415
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,240
We'll be out there eventually. Take your phone. Take your phone.

416
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,160
Okay. I didn't know about that one. I didn't know about that one.

417
00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:02,880
Other than some people who can't- Oh, hey! So Sven, we need you on the stairs taking a call

418
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:08,080
and then we need you to kind of- we need to get some audio of him louder.

419
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,760
Because he was respectfully- We need you to get some audio of him louder.

420
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,920
Because he was respectfully quiet for the shot

421
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,000
when that was not the point. So let's get some loud audio of Sven just like-

422
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,200
I'm gonna be walking down the street like a long way from your car

423
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,360
and you'll try and open your door and it'll be locked. Okay, oh, is he the one?

424
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,880
Yeah. Oh, that's great! Okay, okay, so should we get Sven on the stairs now?

425
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,240
Yeah, we're waiting for other people. Okay, yeah, Sven, do you want to come sit on the stairs?

426
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:42,640
And then we somehow need Andrew in here. Yes, do we have any shots of these guys?

427
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,520
Oh yeah, we've got Andy for the first time. Oh my god, this is amazing.

428
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,560
I'm coming up. All right. Oh, no you're not.

429
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:57,040
All right, cool. How are you liking this so far? This is so much better than I could have possibly imagined.

430
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,720
I legitimately feel bad for the conditions

431
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,840
that people are working in, which was the goal, right? That's-

432
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,320
The goal? It was! It was the goal. It sucks.

433
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:17,520
Yeah, yeah, which is good. Because like, fake is funny, like a bit,

434
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:23,360
but real is so much funnier. So the schedule for this week was,

435
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,840
I, okay, today is, oh my god, I'm so jet-lagged right now,

436
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,600
is today Wednesday? Tuesday. Ah, okay, so today is Tuesday.

437
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,520
So yesterday, I think everyone was basically like,

438
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,560
grab your stuff and get over here? No, this looks like more than one day.

439
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,440
No, yesterday was Crater Warehouse, Socials,

440
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,160
Cameron Dunn. Today was accounting. Some people moved in today.

441
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,440
Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. So there won't be Tuesday moving.

442
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,280
Tuesday, Wednesday, shoot. And then Thursday, Friday,

443
00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:01,920
is everybody like, gets out of here? Yeah, Thursday, Friday. Yeah, Thursday, Friday. And then next week, the actual people who live here now,

444
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,920
we're going to have the movers that took all their stuff out,

445
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,200
move all their stuff back in.

446
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,800
Oh, man. I mean, it's a pretty sweet deal, you know, like go on two-week vacations.

447
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,560
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I guess I should say, we didn't just like demand this.

448
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:22,160
We, we not only like, obviously are paying for everything to be

449
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:29,680
moved out, moved back in and the house cleaned, but we also sent the entire family that lives here on vacation

450
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,320
during the time that we're here. So it's two weeks of vacation. So that was the deal.

451
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,960
Fun fact, we've actually owned that vest that Colin is wearing

452
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,280
since we worked out of this house. And we used to store it in,

453
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,960
yep, what used to be our props closet,

454
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,080
which is now the like main bedroom walking closet.

455
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:56,080
And I'm not going to open because that's one of the things that we didn't clear out.

456
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,080
This is the first time I've been in my office though. This is great.

457
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:05,360
This used to be the editing then. So Edzel was here. Brandon was here.

458
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,360
Nick Van Berkel was here. Taryn was here.

459
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,200
And then I sat with the editors.

460
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,440
Wow, really, really guys paying back memories, man.

461
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,400
That's the exact thing. They just sat here and just stood here for a bit. Who did?

462
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,080
Dennis. Oh, that's hilarious.

463
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,840
Okay, I don't want to see too much. I don't want to see too much yet. We haven't shot a lot of it yet.

464
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,000
Yeah, I've only seen one. Sorry.

465
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,920
How do you think people are going to react to this? Do you think it's better than the potato from last year?

466
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,480
I think that this is...

467
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,840
See, I always second guess myself because

468
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,440
the best April fools are the ones where you go...

469
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,240
But, you know, like it could be believable.

470
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:59,920
And on the one hand, I mean, to me, this is obviously so stupid

471
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:04,720
that it couldn't possibly be believable. But there are a lot of people who actually believe

472
00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:08,720
that we are in financial dire straits and to whom a move like this could be

473
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:16,080
considered to be conceivable or something. I don't know. And who actually think that I'm some kind of tyrannical monster.

474
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,240
So to those people, I mean, I guess I don't feel bad fooling them.

475
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,240
And to everyone else, hopefully they just think it's funny.

476
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:29,600
I think it's funnier than last year. I think the somewhat maybe sort of believability of it

477
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:34,080
makes it funnier than the potato farm. Brother, okay, here's what we can do.

478
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,840
And what's great is like Sharad is actually on a call right now.

479
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Like, he's got a call in 10 minutes. Yeah, he's trying to figure it out.

480
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,160
Yeah, it's like, this is hilarious.

481
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:50,000
This behind the scenes, honestly, I think is going to be, in some ways, better than the main video

482
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,840
because the main video is going to be all like scripted and stuff. And this one is going to be...

483
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,520
No, no, but we actually did it.

484
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,000
And all the real problems that we actually have.

485
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,760
Yeah, it's going to be, yeah. It was a struggle going up and down every like 10 minutes.

486
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,400
So I'm going to kick in people. I was like, I kicked someone in the head, I think. I said, I'm sorry.

487
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,600
I don't know. It's the kind of thing that like, we've done some really painful shoots before.

488
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,680
You had first weather conditions or just like really grueling days.

489
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,360
And it's one of those things when, where when you're in it, it sucks.

490
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,960
But years later, you look back and you're like, oh my god,

491
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,640
remember that time we moved into the house for three days? That was awful.

492
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,000
What's going on in the backyard? You know, we used to shoot b-roll on this balcony. Oh, really?

493
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,040
Yeah. We're getting the b-roll shots of the... Gaming chair, yeah.

494
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,120
Yeah, we're getting the aggregating our neighbor's internet shots.

495
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,320
Oh, nice, nice. That's hilarious.

496
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,040
Was that your idea? I think that was your idea. I can't remember. I think it was.

497
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,800
At this point, every discussion I've had blends into one big company idea

498
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,320
and we've worked on this together. But David did a lot of it, actually.

499
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,920
Who told me? The dragon energy was very strong on this one.

500
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,400
I hate that green screen, by the way. The green screen is so bad.

501
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,760
It looks so good. Oh my god.

502
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:15,360
It's almost like you don't need a good one. So are we just going to straight face upload this?

503
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,920
And not acknowledge it at all? We're doing it Wednesday, the real one.

504
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,480
And it'll be probably about this bad. So yes.

505
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,120
Why, what? Oh no, hold on. Wait, shouldn't we?

506
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:32,000
Okay, hold on. So what is Riley doing when he's here? So we're faking that we're shooting a tech link.

507
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,320
So this isn't real that we're shooting today. We're just setting up and starting.

508
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,440
And then it'll be a shot of like, oh, that's what it looks like.

509
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,360
But then on Wednesday, he's coming back and we're shooting a real tech link that will be uploaded that day.

510
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,720
But we are just going to completely not acknowledge it.

511
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:52,400
That's awesome. So it's like Ranch. It'll be like Ranch show where it's like, obviously something's up,

512
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,560
but we're not really dealing with it. Oh, I love it.

513
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,160
Oh, are we acknowledging it on land that we're going to different set? No, no, no.

514
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,840
Luke and I are just going to straight up ignore anyone's comments about it.

515
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,960
The other thing you could do is be like, you know, we are going to talk about it.

516
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,480
We just don't, not yet, not yet. I don't think I should.

517
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,800
I want to go absolutely, nothing. Yeah, just let them stew.

518
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,320
I buy it. Yeah. No, because we were like, why is it going so early?

519
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,480
Because we thought it was going to be shot here. We're like, what? Why? What's going so early?

520
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,160
We thought like we were going to tell that we're shooting in the Langley house on Friday.

521
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,640
And we thought we're going to acknowledge that we're in the Langley house. Oh, yeah. So we all thought we're like, no.

522
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,560
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Nothing gets acknowledged today for the first time.

523
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,880
Okay. Hi, Riley. Hi. He's here.

524
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:44,320
This is great. Now I feel, I mean, the news team people aren't here.

525
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,960
No, just over the past. I don't think we get there for this part. Yeah, I know.

526
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,360
I mean, I figure that like they wouldn't be. See if it's great.

527
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,920
Got a green screen, Riley. Yeah, yeah. That actually, I'm.

528
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,080
Apparently Nicole had to make it worse. It was actually like pretty good.

529
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,720
Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious.

530
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,360
Yeah. Nicole, you sandbagged it?

531
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,920
Oh, that's hilarious. And are we using that black magic thing?

532
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,840
Really? Oh, wow. Green screening has gotten really good because like

533
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:26,320
we honestly had a better setup than this back in the day. And we could hardly get it to look usable.

534
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,320
Can we not have Riley off-screen? Can we just have him on-screen because of the way we shot that?

535
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:35,360
It might be easier to master cut that way. So instead it says Riley off-screen.

536
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,360
We're about to shoot Tech Link. Can we just have him on-screen? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just looking at the shot of him.

537
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,680
Yes. Yeah, I think you're right. I'd prefer that. Because yeah, we're not going to be able to get a good matching shot of you.

538
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,880
Yeah. Line is so I can hear you. They're like, this sucks.

539
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,920
So at the end of his line, that hard cuts to outside. So there wouldn't be a spot for it.

540
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,040
Okay. I like that idea. I like your...

541
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,080
After today, I'm actually going to read this article.

542
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:04,800
Slash us, slash us. One step to your right and then turn around under 80 degrees.

543
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah, and then turn around that way. Yeah, yeah. I'm doing the dip real quick. And you're not going to...

544
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:16,480
We can see that. You can see that, but it's... If anything, that's more in focus than I am.

545
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,520
Is that supposed to be a live feed?

546
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,040
So is he just going to kind of like go along with it? You'd be surprised.

547
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,440
You'd be surprised at similarities. Oh my God.

548
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,760
Okay. That's really funny. Good morning. Okay, so you're good here.

549
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,960
Was this actually less work than just having a live feed?

550
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,960
Yes. Oh, okay. Well, we would have to bring the ultimate setup and fiddle with it.

551
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got the discussion, yeah.

552
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,200
I love it. I love it. That's great. Okay, so I'm starting here.

553
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Line. And I'm saying... I'm reading, I'm talking.

554
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,560
You're talking, but do we know... We'll get real audio tech, Lane?

555
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:56,320
So, we have Riley saying, okay guys, quiet down, more suit, more suit, blah, blah, blah.

556
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:00,240
And I go, oh look, they're about to shoot Techling. And I'll just turn around. Yeah, yeah, true.

557
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,840
And then we can totally use Riley's thing because remember, I'm like whispering.

558
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,160
We can just get him saying like,

559
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,480
minus, I can still hear you. And then I just keep talking.

560
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,080
Yeah, if you keep delivering it, yes. You can talk over it, yeah. Last time.

561
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,040
Yes, let's do that. So then he can, we can just get an audio.

562
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,240
Yeah, because you can't move too much. That's the problem is you can't like turn and address him.

563
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:30,480
No, no, no. Yeah, just audio, just Riley's audio. I'm literally just gonna keep looking and be like,

564
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,720
and Apple is going to release Linus, I can still hear you. Yeah, I like that.

565
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:38,320
I like that. That's good. How are we gonna deal with that?

566
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,000
My stuff just, oh right, because I go outside. Yeah.

567
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,280
So we're just gonna have a bit of a drone of Riley trying to Techling.

568
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,320
Yeah, yeah. And then we'll bring in the real audio

569
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,160
that we're shooting here only when he's getting upset. Thanks to AI.

570
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,680
Oh, hello. Can you hear me? We're just audio, right? Yeah.

571
00:51:55,680 --> 00:52:00,080
Thanks to AI. Apple's next iPad is expected to have a sense of self

572
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,000
and Linus, I can still hear you.

573
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:12,960
Yep. That's good. Can we do one more version where Riley gets,

574
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,000
where Riley does an eye, eyes over here? Yeah, yeah.

575
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,160
So I'll give you an eye line. I'm basically like here creeping around, like whispering.

576
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,400
Thanks to AI, Apple's next iPad is supposed to have a sense

577
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,640
of self Linus. I can hear you talking.

578
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,000
Come on. Okay, perfect.

579
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,200
That's good, go ahead. Yeah.

580
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,000
Actually, shoot Techling here. Yes, that is real.

581
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,960
That sounds great.

582
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,440
This is like, no acknowledgement though.

583
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,640
Yeah, yeah. It's just going to be a bad green screen. Yeah. And no reason given.

584
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,920
Yeah, that was the idea. Okay, cool. Then get people like, what is going on?

585
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,200
Yeah. And then the show is going to be sh**. Yeah.

586
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,560
Oh, really? Oh, you're doing it here? We're doing it here. Oh, man. I know.

587
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,520
Good luck to you. Thank you. Oh, hi, Dan. I can't be on camera right now.

588
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,120
Oh, no. I don't know if this is still a show business. Oh, yeah. It's just for show. Oh, all right.

589
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,520
That's totally fine. All right. Yeah, a wham show for Dan. You can't be on camera?

590
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,520
I can't be the main video because my part's in the server. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

591
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,880
No, no, no, yeah. No, this is just for, honestly, the behind the scenes

592
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,920
is so much better than, like, everything else.

593
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,360
How are you setting up Wansho? Here, do you want to come get a little closer, Sammy?

594
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,720
No, no, no, no, no. No, I don't want to see it yet. Oh, I understand them at all.

595
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:39,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wait, oh. Yeah, we can just shim away if you want. Sure, yeah, let's shim away.

596
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:42,320
First, we actually did a couple of Wansho's

597
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:46,240
in what was Luke's, like, bench testing slash office area

598
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:52,880
against this wall. Okay. And then that didn't work, so we moved into here.

599
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,480
Okay, okay. So this, here, Dan, come here.

600
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:04,400
Sure. So this is the entire throw distance between the back of the set.

601
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,880
Oh, God. And the camera. Okay.

602
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:13,600
We had a couch. We had about this much space behind the couch.

603
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,440
And then we just had a wall of boxes. I mean, you've seen the old Wanshoes, right?

604
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,040
Yeah. And then we were basically. But why the boxes?

605
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:25,440
We had a coffee table here. Okay. That just had, like, the monitor for monitoring the stream.

606
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:31,680
Yeah. And then the camera on a tripod, and this is the entire space we had.

607
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,120
Amazing. Amazing. Do we have a good enough connection here?

608
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,760
Yeah, we'll be okay. Because it's 750 unity, right?

609
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,160
I don't know. They've had a lot of problems today.

610
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:48,240
Okay, well, we'll find out. I mean, that might be due to the server room, but we'll see.

611
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,520
Oh, am I going to see a thing? I do want to see it before we do.

612
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:57,200
No, no, no. I'll wait. I'll wait. Okay, you should wait. Yes. Let's get you in the server room, because I'm going to walk in.

613
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,440
All right, cool. I'm so excited for this part.

614
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,200
It's barbed wire. It's fake, it's fake.

615
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:11,600
I was about to say they couldn't possibly make it any worse than it actually used to be,

616
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,400
but it's David and Dan, so I think I have faith.

617
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,160
Hey, Dan. Yeah. I noticed that actually...

618
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,440
What's up? This guy.

619
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,160
I noticed that actual editors were actually editing downstairs.

620
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:30,480
Do we have a backup of the Wannick server here? We have the PNAS.

621
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,760
Oh, really? Yes, the PNAS is in service today.

622
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:38,000
And then how are we synchronizing the changes? I don't know.

623
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,800
I wasn't involved in that. Oh, okay. Neat.

624
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,320
Can't shoot her later. Was Sean involved in that? Yes. Oh, good.

625
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,480
Okay. I think Jake as well. Okay, all right. Just Dan.

626
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,080
Yeah, just making sure. Getting your Dan.

627
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:03,040
I just have to keep reminding myself. I talked to Teran about this, and we were on the same page.

628
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,440
I think we agreed on two to three days of completely lost

629
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,640
productivity for the company.

630
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:15,200
Look, April Fool's is my favorite day of the year, so...

631
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,440
How do we want up this, though? I don't know. I was thinking like, how do you want up this?

632
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,200
It's kind of hard. I think it might be impossible. Yeah, we can absolutely get up.

633
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,400
My vision.

634
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,720
It's okay. It'll fix. It goes. It goes. It bounces.

635
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,560
But then you have your money angel. I saw that, too.

636
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,600
That's hilarious. Now, server room.

637
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,600
Oh, it's looking good.

638
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,600
Almost as good as our state-of-the-art server room.

639
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,400
Okay.

640
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,720
I didn't see you. I just heard no to this. I was like, that's weird.

641
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:06,000
Oh my god. Okay, I think we might... We'll probably keep holding the door note.

642
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,320
I think we might use that for the behind the scenes.

643
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:13,200
Did we tell Dan the lines? No. He doesn't really have lines.

644
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,760
He didn't know. He didn't truck me at all. Okay, perfect.

645
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,320
Oh my god, what the f**k? The mirror.

646
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,200
The mirror. We pull... Oh, I see the mirror, Dan.

647
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,000
Did we pull these story-makers back into duty, or are they just here to drop?

648
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:36,640
No, they're just brought, yeah. Oh my god, okay, well this is...

649
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:43,680
All of this is actually in production. This is fun. Yeah, so this is your backlight internet for the whole house,

650
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:48,960
and then the P&S is actually in service over there. The water is still turned on because we couldn't get under it,

651
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,600
so all of the power cables in there are in the sink.

652
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,960
Okay, good. All right, so um...

653
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,480
Yeah, what's going on? You look very disheveled in that. Thanks.

654
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,200
That sounded really good. I'm really looking forward to shaving on Saturday.

655
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,160
This is going to go... You're specifically not? Just for this? That is hilarious.

656
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,520
Ah, the behind the scenes is so much better than the real video.

657
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,120
I accidentally shaved about a week after I spoke to David and was upset,

658
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,640
but I stopped since, and it's getting really, really irritating.

659
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:24,080
How long did that take for that to happen? Um, I think we spent a couple hours on it,

660
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,200
just because we were making sure that the downstairs internet worked,

661
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,200
because all of this actually has to be functional.

662
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:35,040
Like, it's kind of a mix of set deck and other stuff, like the cables...

663
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:41,360
It was really easy to patch, because you just kind of get a cable and you drop it on the floor,

664
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,440
and then you patch it in like an inch.

665
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:48,560
So that was a lot of fun. But yeah, it's actually in production.

666
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,960
The P&S is basically with speeding all the editors.

667
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,840
This rack is actually functional, these two are not. Those are basically just fake.

668
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:01,040
Mostly to make the new UDM Pro or whatever they are, light up more.

669
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,880
So yeah. Yeah.

670
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,200
And then, because we're deploying new...

671
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,880
What is it? High Availability Wekka Foster, new, new, old, new Wannick.

672
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:17,520
I'm kind of gotten a bit insane with the Wannick everywhere. Wannick 10.

673
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:22,160
Wannick 10. So like, high and, you know, we've got like,

674
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,360
who's Wannick and Mother Vault and all that sort of stuff.

675
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:30,080
So it's going to grab the still frame and try to decipher this. I want people to try and get like...

676
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,640
Well, you're going to get either full plane or just... Yeah. You're going to get like this. Okay, so we're going to just couple these director in there.

677
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,880
I'm doing this for you, full plane. Thank you.

678
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,920
Thanks, full plane. Okay.

679
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,880
This is from those Varjo guys, right? Oh no, this is Meta.

680
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,000
Which Meta? Which Meta is this? Oh, this is the first Pro!

681
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,240
I didn't even recognize it. It's so irrelevant. Yeah.

682
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:56,720
So this is right on the side. To do it. Yeah. And I had a lot of fun today.

683
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,560
I think it is.

684
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,720
Yeah, this is more... It's funny, I've had to like switch hats a couple of times

685
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,120
between like writer and then project management into,

686
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,760
you know, making this happen. And so... Everyone's gone.

687
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,760
I know, it's weird. Wow, there's so much room for activities now.

688
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,800
Anyone like land party? Let's go! Let's go!

689
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,200
This is a pretty nice system. This is hilarious, man.

690
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,280
The fact that everyone was actually packed in here

691
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:38,000
and we cover it so little is what gives this the production values.

692
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,920
And I think the fact, it's right at the beginning, you see the craziest part.

693
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,960
And then there's all these weird things that happen upstairs, but the money shot is really just...

694
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:49,360
Yeah, it's crazy. So cute the way he pretends to understand this when we're talking.

695
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:57,040
I felt it.

696
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:01,120
I felt that coming. I could tell you weren't talking.

697
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,200
Yeah. And I was like, I gotta acknowledge it.

698
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,520
Even on the full plane exclusive, cut it before he talks. Oh yeah, he's actually spoken on full plane.

699
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,800
Has he? Yeah. I told him. Okay, fine. All right, all right.

700
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,840
Full plane knows, full plane knows. Full plane knows, full plane knows.

701
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,520
Do we moderate the subreddit and like delete any reference to that he talks?

702
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:24,000
No. I kind of wonder if you want to. There's only been one big one of like,

703
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,680
why do they call and speak and then they show the Mac Address or whatever that you're talking about.

704
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,360
Okay, that's fine. I think for most of the normie viewers though, it's still definitely a thing.

705
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:35,440
That's who I am doing it for. That's all these two people. Day two, let's go.

706
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,160
I really hope we're able to get this place back to how we left it. Why should we do that?

707
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,440
All right. Yeah, it'll be you problem. That's probably what I'm doing on the way back.

708
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,080
It'll definitely be, it'll definitely be back to how we left it.

709
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,920
That we know for sure. Well, you can talk to the landlord.

710
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,520
I don't know, I heard he's kind of an ass. It's back in his old office.

711
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,320
The only difference is now he shares it with six other people.

712
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:03,520
Yeah, let's go. That's the sofa. Hey, at least I don't get kicked out every Friday at 4 p.m.

713
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,600
for the frickin' WAN Show. You will. You will. We're doing WAN Show in here.

714
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:11,840
Oh my God. We're not going to acknowledge it though.

715
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,680
We're just going to like... Do it. Be doing WAN Show. It's going to be in a weird location.

716
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:19,280
We're going to completely straight pace it. Do it on the front porch. Stone cold.

717
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,560
No, no, no. It's got to be in here. It's got to be in here. Classic.

718
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,480
Are you bringing back all the boxes of like razor crackens and sh**?

719
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,760
I don't know what the plan is for the background.

720
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,400
Oh my. Maybe just... The medical services bag?

721
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,800
Okay, that we could find. The human organ transport bag.

722
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,480
Oh, and bring the crowbar.

723
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,640
But everyone... Oh, yeah, it'd be like bustling a little bit more.

724
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,920
Honestly, this whole place is kind of hot.

725
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:56,000
Not only is every computer a space heater, but every single one of my world-class meat sacks produces a round 80 watts.

726
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,760
Yes. Are you working on getting money? Yes. Yes.

727
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:02,640
What is this?

728
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,720
I actually can't show any of this. Eventually, I think...

729
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,640
Oh my God. Your best bet's going to be seeing a closer... I didn't even know about the blood tubes. I'm not sure if it was somewhere...

730
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,960
Should we get any other shots we need before we do the blood thing?

731
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,560
Yeah. Because it just like doesn't really work. So, I got it pumping through here.

732
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:28,880
So, I got the bubbles coming from there. There. Do we have it just like everyone working at their faces and stuff?

733
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:29,440
Okay, cool.

734
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,960
The blood might be a bit much, but in order for you to show... Oh, wow.

735
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,760
So, right here... Why does this have blood on it?

736
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:46,480
Question. You should ask Sarah this. She painted it fresh from the...

737
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,080
Where the? The box. Why with blood?

738
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:57,120
I put my blood, sweat, and tears into it Linus. Like we do with all of our merch here at LTD's store.

739
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:02,000
And you can get... Okay. And you can get yours with authentic Sarah T...

740
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:14,720
Okay. You heard it here first.

741
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,920
One in every hundred shirts will have authentic Sarah tears on it.

742
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,080
Prove we didn't do that.

743
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,040
I don't even know.

744
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,560
How holy of you, huh? Okay.

745
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,520
Andy, you got them? Awesome. Yeah. Cool.

746
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,240
Let's go for it. I tell him I'm God.

747
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,880
He's not very smart.

748
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:43,440
That's...

749
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:50,880
Who's... That is driving me mad. I don't know what this is. What is that?

750
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,480
What is that? That's the whole point. That's the whole point.

751
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:58,480
We're going to die here, by the way. How does this work? They're putting this above everyone else.

752
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:02,240
If this falls, then we all fall and we all die.

753
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:08,640
Excited already? We're supposed to get all... Oh, I love it. I love this.

754
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:12,160
This is our chairs right here. That's our chairs?

755
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,080
Pure ergonomics. This is what we're here for.

756
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,520
Yo, yo, Bats, can you...

757
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:24,720
Oh, my... This is... That doesn't seem...

758
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,600
Not a good idea.

759
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,560
Nick, try to stay and... Don't let HR up here.

760
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,000
Do you guys see this video? What are you going to say? I'm literally...

761
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:42,720
I mean, scroll and comment, maybe. I just see the corner kind of...

762
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,440
You don't like these sounds? I think we call that buckling. Do you want me to bottom or top?

763
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:53,200
Artie, do you want me to bottom or top? See, this is why you're short.

764
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,760
This is terrifying. I'm going to die. This is my death.

765
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,200
It's so scary. Can you keep recording so at least my death is content?

766
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:08,480
What do you think? The way it moves is not pleasant.

767
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,680
It's the floor of the room waited for. Yes. A bunk bed?

768
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,680
Yeah, it should be fine. It should be fine. Not his, but it should be fine.

769
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,800
It should be fine. Okay. All right. Oh, my God.

770
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:22,400
I just need to get pretty far back at our desk there.

771
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,240
I'm actually going to die if I do that. Okay. No, I'm not wrong.

772
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:34,000
Okay. You guys doing good? This is Bastian.

773
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,320
I have a question. I have a question for you. Why are you not posting cat names?

774
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:44,880
Well, I saw that we got paid. The average salary is $70,000 in this company,

775
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,720
but I only get paid in cloud exposure.

776
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:49,520
That's a good question.

777
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:04,720
Yeah, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm okay, I'm good. I'm fine, I'm fine.

778
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:11,440
I'm good. So this is to combat the hot water.

779
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,240
We got to get hot water into the... To combat the cold water.

780
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,080
I think that's going to get cold. Please be careful.

781
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,960
I just don't want to slip and then like fall with all that.

782
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,200
They got Red Bull in there. How hot is it?

783
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,080
It's pretty hot. It's steaming hot. It's steaming hot. It's heat won't burn.

784
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:39,840
Ouchie. And this is what we're doing for the next hour, just licking the water for an hour.

785
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,040
It's basically nothing. Well, you know, we don't have any budget for anything anymore. So...

786
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:50,320
Yeah, someone has to suffer. So is this the fake blood?

787
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:54,320
No, this is the real one. Oh, well, legally it's a fake blood.

788
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,080
Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, for video.

789
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:02,480
Welcome to the backyard. Yeah, because Jigs aren't here. Oh, so you're doing this here, sorry.

790
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:12,480
Bill, we at some point made the decision to have the team spill over into the outside and garage spaces.

791
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:18,000
You know, figured suspension of disbelief just wouldn't last that long.

792
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,960
If we tried to pretend we had all hundred people, but don't lose an eye.

793
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:31,360
He needs those for operating the computer. Is the HR booth ready to go?

794
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:35,520
Oh, there's Bill. Oh my God, Bill's committed a bit.

795
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:41,840
I like it. Oh, man. This is your company. Look, you cannot, whatever else you might think,

796
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,400
you cannot deny the passion and commitment. Okay, world-class team.

797
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:48,720
Oh my God.

798
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,760
That is a computer. And not just an M1 MacBook Pro.

799
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,840
Yeah, yeah, that's an Apple computer.

800
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:05,200
Everyone was like, no, we don't do it. Just tip it, just.

801
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,320
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. It seems fine.

802
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,560
Oh, wow. Sensor it, sensor. What could go wrong?

803
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,840
Yeah, not safe for Twitch. Where my body of conscious.

804
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:19,120
Oh my. Is it warmed at all?

805
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:23,680
No. Well, I guess. It's definitely warmer than it was yesterday.

806
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,720
Okay. Did you see the radiator that we used to try to heat it up?

807
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:30,880
I don't even really knew where to sit in this. I guess you just got to. How did you guys try to heat it up? There's a bucket heater.

808
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:34,080
Wait, yeah, there's a place to sit. Oh, is that? It's like a step in the wrong direction.

809
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,400
Do you just have to sit all the way in? My God.

810
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:41,680
Oh my God, are you shaking? No. The bubbles are just air, I promise.

811
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,680
Dude, I'll try and nail this in one take, okay? Okay, okay. Work into it.

812
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:50,400
Oh, this is, I can barely see your hands. Well, well, I want to see it.

813
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:54,400
Okay, yeah. I want to basically see it and then step out.

814
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:58,320
Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what? That we could do that. Yeah, and then you just step over here.

815
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,880
And then I just start walking immediately. Okay. Okay.

816
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,840
Was it you sighing away? Was it something?

817
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,560
Just, just, yeah, you just walk around. Just do it, yeah. Can Belle get out?

818
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,640
Can, is there anyone? Euler? Ah, it's got an ice in it. Oh my God.

819
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,880
Did you make a warm spot? Just we can't move at all.

820
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:21,520
Yeah, oh yeah, once you move. We got to wait for Jake's show, so you can do the ShortCircuit because it's the same bit, so we'll see what happens.

821
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:25,520
Oh my God, you're shooting a whole ShortCircuit in there? We'll see how much Jake will put up with.

822
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:29,920
We'll do the unboxing, we're hoping. Wait, Jake Tyvey? You're going to put him in there?

823
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,760
Yeah, it'll be him and I. Because I'll be tag-checking him in here. Oh my God, that'd be so funny.

824
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:34,240
We can take stew.

825
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,000
Bubbles, bubbles. Oh, sorry. So we're just waiting.

826
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:43,680
May I have your card though? Oh, yes. That's all I am to you people. Just a wallet.

827
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,680
Are you paying for dinner? No, it's just my own food.

828
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:54,800
A lot of time people walk up to me for the sole purpose of asking for my credit card.

829
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,680
That happens a lot.

830
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:07,440
What, you don't want to share your credit card with your full plane subscribers? I mean, you know what, it would be a brotherly thing to do,

831
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:11,520
I guess, right? Is that a bed behind the HR booth?

832
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:16,720
Oh no, that's the hot tub cover. I mean, wow, that would have been something.

833
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:24,080
All right. Why is that? Just guys all wearing those and I didn't notice?

834
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:29,520
Well, that's because we were under the car. Oh, that sucks.

835
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:35,520
They're all wearing the tax write-off shirt. Man, this video is so full of Easter eggs.

836
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,800
You're going to have to watch it like 10 times to find all the references.

837
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:43,360
How wrong out of 10 did I get the explanation? Whitney, you hear the resident CPA here?

838
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,400
I mean, it's close enough. In layman terms, yeah, close enough.

839
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:53,200
You're wrong about the 50% tax, because that's a progressive tax burden.

840
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:57,440
That's not how that works. How long do you want to be there? Oh, you're on brackets, to be honest.

841
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:01,840
So, okay, I was fudging that a little bit. So I know that our corporate income tax

842
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:06,160
is in the, like, low to mid-20s. And then if I want to take out a dividend,

843
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,680
I think it's approximately another 20, right?

844
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:13,600
And then by the time I actually buy anything, I pay another, like, 12%.

845
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:18,560
So my point was, by the time I tax everything,

846
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,960
by the time I actually buy anything as a consumer, I'm paying 50% or something like that.

847
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:28,160
Canada's probably around 55%. Realistically more, but it was one of those things

848
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:32,160
where I didn't want to create negativity around the fact that I'm probably in a higher tax bracket

849
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,360
than a lot of the viewers. They don't know that.

850
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,960
So I sandbagged it a little. Can I show any of this almost?

851
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,120
I have no idea. That'd be a Nick decision.

852
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:47,280
Anyway, thank you. I'm glad I got, I'm glad I got the sign off now that we printed it on the journal already.

853
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,400
Come on, Naomi, Char. This is just behind the scenes right now.

854
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:55,360
Yeah, watch your step on that. I don't want anyone to die. I kind of want to call it at the front of the line,

855
01:12:55,360 --> 01:13:01,200
if that works. And, like, if you could just be, like, gesturing.

856
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,760
They won't let me talk.

857
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,560
Do you mind being in the HR line? You can do, be in the baby sign language.

858
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,360
Like the Sims? I love it. Just gesture.

859
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:20,160
You have, you're upset. Okay. You're upset about Linus. He treats you with absolutely no respect.

860
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:24,800
It's not your fault that you're- It's just a documentary. It's not your fault that you're eating and you can't talk.

861
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,960
You can't learn the language. Whatever.

862
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:35,760
Okay. Wait, what am I supposed to- What am I supposed to- What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? Well, you, you can't, yeah, just do what you do.

863
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:39,600
I understand. Just go like, yeah, just be like this, and then I'm just gonna walk away.

864
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:42,640
I'll piss off. Okay. I'm gonna hit the table,

865
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:45,920
so you know, don't get scared. Yeah. I'm gonna slam on the table,

866
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:50,160
and then I'm gonna walk away. Okay, Linus- Linus is gonna walk up and be like,

867
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,840
nobody likes HR, right? And everyone's just gonna stare at him and be like-

868
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:56,480
Maybe one, if one of you could like-

869
01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:01,440
Sort of just- I was thinking, or they come up with the idea of someone doing that,

870
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:04,720
and then I think someone just swat the hand away. Sir, yeah.

871
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,400
Everyone swats the hand away. Okay, sure.

872
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:15,520
Okay. All right. And scaring the parking flood at our old office was almost a blood sport,

873
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,760
so you can imagine parking your car here feels like the thunderdome. Oh, you people enter.

874
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:24,720
One person gets rich. You know, like that angry Maxwell movie.

875
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,760
In the meantime, we've developed an efficient system. Okay, hold on, let's do it one more time.

876
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,560
Sure, that's good. Where should I go? Yeah, come on.

877
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,600
Okay. I don't know when to start.

878
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:39,920
It's fine. Start when the camera makes its way to where you're like kind of up in frame, yeah.

879
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,080
Okay. I think, yeah, I think pacing wise, you're doing all right.

880
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,840
Can we switch Artie with one of the middle accounting folks,

881
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:52,240
just so it's not all of the accounting in a row? Yeah. I will say what did look cool though,

882
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:55,600
was people coming down the stairs while you were talking. Oh, sure.

883
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:59,600
I got it. In that case, maybe Nick and Vance, do you guys want to make your way down the stairs?

884
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,760
Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, that David makes a cameo.

885
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:07,520
All right, cool. Okay. We could have allowed people to park in the garage,

886
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:11,440
but as you can see, that's the lab. Oh, yeah.

887
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:14,720
Yeah. Is it, it's great. It's not freezing.

888
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:19,280
No, it's fine. It's probably fine. He's still in there. It's fine freezing. He's keeping it warm for you.

889
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,320
Hey, Artie. Artie.

890
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:25,920
Oh, good thing HR is close. I cannot drop. I'm keeping it cold for you.

891
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:29,360
No, this is not HR. This is minus comparison. Oh, yeah, yeah, no. No, it's not.

892
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:32,720
Well, I was looking at you specifically about... He's kind of annoying. Oh, right.

893
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,240
And short is that. That's totally a complaint. That's just an observation.

894
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:40,240
It's just that. I try to keep my complaints factual.

895
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:44,480
In previous April Fools, we've kind of gone out of our way to make it sort of straight faced at the beginning

896
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:47,680
and then devolved into being more and more unhinged, or like we've tried to.

897
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:54,560
I feel like this one's just going to be all over the place. Sometimes I'm positive.

898
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:57,120
Sometimes I'm deranged. I don't know, man.

899
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,560
Well, we'll see how it turns out. It looks believable so far. Yeah, all right.

900
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:08,000
Is this corruption open? Are we going to have clearance here?

901
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:10,800
Oh, God. Oh, we've run before it.

902
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:15,520
So close. Oh, my goodness.

903
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,240
All right. Well, that worked out. Nice.

904
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,200
Yeah, exactly.

905
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:30,800
Okay. So we'll have to figure out how exactly we want to arrange these.

906
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:36,720
We have a piece of foam inside that we can do one of the things.

907
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,200
I was just going to do that close-up shot of the office, but.

908
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:44,000
Oh, of the like, oh, my God. We have foam in them. We're just going to like kiss bumpers.

909
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:48,080
I think we should do that at the office so we can take more time and not do that here because it's going to be so close up anyway.

910
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:51,600
It won't matter what we do. Okay. But we'll see how many people are actually coming.

911
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:55,440
You might not need to move, actually. Your car is perfect. Yeah.

912
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:59,360
So one, two, three, four is in this row. Okay.

913
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:02,640
Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. I'm in here.

914
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,640
Okay. You want me to put you on the shoulder, right? Yeah.

915
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:10,080
Who's driving this car? Who's this car? That's me. You got to move. We're going to double park.

916
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,640
Double park. Like over there? Yeah. Okay.

917
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:19,760
So this back alley is where we did like the giant connect four.

918
01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,520
And like we had like some water guns or something.

919
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:29,360
Like we're just like plastic. Man, I'm amazed it took so long for the neighbors to complain

920
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,640
and get us kicked out. But we were just kind of menaces.

921
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,760
And it's not like we were, you know, 17 year olds.

922
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:41,200
You know, I was 27. I think running around here like an idiot, honestly,

923
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,640
it feels so ridiculous now. I think it's funny.

924
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:48,720
It's cuter. It's cuter. Okay. Yeah. Like anything that just doesn't have grace and shame on it?

925
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,520
Shoot it this way. Tell you what. Let's make this a bonus.

926
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:57,040
We'll get it if we get it and we'll just throw it in somewhere. We have time for other things and then we'll come back to it.

927
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:00,240
Okay. All right. Cool. These weren't here before. They have to put them in.

928
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,160
So we'll power up. Yeah.

929
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:04,560
Gonna eat.

930
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:14,160
Okay. I think the action is going to be in the garage now. We're setting up for the lab spit where Gary's in like some kind of torture device.

931
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:18,080
If I am understanding it correctly. Do you remember what IP54 is?

932
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:22,160
Like splashes indirectly? IP54 is pretty good.

933
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:25,680
I just dipped the tip. That should be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Tipped it. Tipped it.

934
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,800
All right. I could try this tip too, drill. Tipped this tip too.

935
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:32,320
What are you trying to do? Is this like a ubiquity competitor or something?

936
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:36,640
Yeah. But we need internet at the house, right? So. So guys, just watch that light that you have understanding about.

937
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,960
Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah. Brilliant.

938
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,800
Yes. Splashes of water. Splashes. Yeah. My heat feel good.

939
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,800
Hypothermia. What's that even? Jake party. Jake stew.

940
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:50,080
Oh. Oh.

941
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,680
You said another hot take. Bad. Yeah. Okay. I know, right?

942
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,160
Easily escapeable.

943
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:06,080
HR. HR. Too late, Linus.

944
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:08,080
It can't be unspanked.

945
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:11,600
Get from my 4090. Yes.

946
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:17,760
Sorry, Jake. We'll see.

947
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:26,480
So use code ShortCircuit 10 at the link down below to get 10% off trend micros.

948
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,400
It is premium. Premium security suite.

949
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:34,480
So use. Thank God we get to get out of this f**king cold tub.

950
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,600
My ears though. You're so, you swear so much.

951
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:41,040
Why do you think I'm swearing? I don't know. Get in.

952
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:46,880
Later, mate. How you feeling, Tyvey? The shorts helped or the pants helped.

953
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,400
Excuse me. I didn't really. It actually feels warm when I'm doing out.

954
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,920
That's true. Whatever. I'm not. Also, I just crowd laid out a tentative one. Well, thank you for your commitment a bit.

955
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,680
Yeah, there's more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Committed.

956
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,360
Committed and uncomfortable. Thriving, one might say.

957
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,840
The towel's already wet. And we stand on like a big slap or something though.

958
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:09,520
Oh my God. If you give me a slap, I will throw you in this hot tub.

959
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,120
Huh. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Okay.

960
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:15,600
It's right there. Even if I have to go with you.

961
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:20,960
Good job, Belle. Oh, it's cold. Why do we only have one towel?

962
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:25,840
You brought it. You knew that you were getting in. Why didn't you bring two?

963
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,400
Where's your Intel arc? I'm doing great today. No.

964
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,040
No people actually think you bought Intel stocks? No.

965
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,920
I bought super macro actually. I've done quite well.

966
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:43,520
I'll hold up arc and NVIDIA and be like,

967
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,640
which one's better? And he's going to keep saying arc. And you just keep hitting him.

968
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:50,960
Okay. Okay. Well, that's sorry.

969
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:55,760
Yeah, yeah, you don't have to hit him unless Gary's comfortable though. Oh yeah, hit him. No, he's enjoying it.

970
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,880
Okay, stop. No, I'm going to have a line.

971
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,360
I'm going to tell you, please go get the cap towels.

972
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:06,720
Oh God. This one actually doesn't hurt that much.

973
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,800
It doesn't hurt. I got with it. Okay.

974
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:15,520
He did it to me first. HR accepts that as an excuse, right?

975
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,680
Yeah. It was on a camera. I'm pretty sure.

976
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:24,320
You don't want to overstay the joke. Yeah. It's not funny when you start repeating the same thing

977
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:28,640
of like, it's hard to fit a lot of people. Yeah. So I think we did a good job giving him a variety.

978
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,880
Is he still in there? Yeah. Gary likes it.

979
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:35,280
You can take it home, Gary. Arc for the win.

980
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:40,080
Stop it. You know people think he has Intel stocks now?

981
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:45,120
That's not arc. That's orc. Yeah, well, it's orc thing.

982
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:49,440
Yeah, it's the arc orc. Or the orc variant of the arc.

983
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,600
I don't know what that branding is. Good job, Sparkle.

984
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:57,280
Well, we got it. It was like, man, quite on the nose. Sorry, I'm just...

985
01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:01,760
Okay. Andrew? Yes, sir? Let's go see the outside. It's like a real GPU, but uglier.

986
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:07,920
No. Bad. I know, but come on.

987
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:11,760
Hello, logistics. Oh, careful, careful. Goodbye, logistics.

988
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:15,680
How's the, uh... How's the busy work treating you guys? Oh, wonderful.

989
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:22,160
It's funny, because that actually had about the vibe of, like, the April Fool's video, but that was real.

990
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:28,560
Thanks for your hard work. They don't care about me.

991
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,560
Truth and fiction. They're blurring together.

992
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,280
Hey, HR. How's it going? I'm just kidding.

993
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:39,440
Who wants to talk to them? No, I'm just kidding. View Sonic, by the way.

994
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:43,280
They arranged for a land fest this morning. They arranged for a land fest to send all of these over

995
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:48,480
so that everyone's desks could have monitors. We actually, I don't know if we want more than we used, but...

996
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:56,560
It was a lot better than trying to bring all the monitors from the office, because while that could have worked,

997
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:04,240
everyone uses monitor arms. So what were we going to mount them to,

998
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:06,240
even though most people didn't have desks? Yeah.

999
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:11,040
Until I had a brains? You know what?

1000
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:15,280
Let's have you across the street, actually.

1001
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:20,080
I want to see the whole truck. Oh, okay. The wine. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1002
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:21,840
And you're opening it to me to open it.

1003
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:29,600
Okay. Okay. You may want to almost shoot down a little bit if you can.

1004
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:32,000
Is there another bucket in there? Uh, yeah.

1005
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,200
What about four buckets?

1006
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:42,240
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Um, I could be wrong,

1007
01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:45,360
but I kind of want you even closer to the back. We can do that.

1008
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:48,640
Is that doable? Yeah, yeah. Do some boxes. Do me a spine. No, no, no.

1009
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:51,840
Okay, there's good. That's perfect. Perfect.

1010
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:55,200
Wait. I changed my mind. Right there, Amber.

1011
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:59,600
I'm so sorry. Still with my bucket. No bucket, now. No bucket, okay.

1012
01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:03,040
Changed my mind completely about the bucket. Because I think what I'm going to do

1013
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,600
is I'm going to make my way in to, um,

1014
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:10,960
uh-huh. Actually, can I get, uh, Jamie, can I get you and Reese to switch spots?

1015
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:15,680
Okay. So I'm going to, like, like, get in all too close to Jamie here.

1016
01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:19,600
Reese, can you wear the laptop sleeve on your head? Can I wear the laptop sleeve on my head?

1017
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:24,960
Yeah. Yes. Well, I can have you pull your pants down once. Buzz is going to have to be a prominent display here.

1018
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:25,600
Oh, wonderful.

1019
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:31,840
Details matter, people. You can't be a cult if you get green tags

1020
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:34,560
in the wrong places. See if it fits. Yeah, it does. Yeah, right.

1021
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:36,880
He looks like he's captured.

1022
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:42,000
Obviously, it doesn't matter that in the other shop, it's the other way around. No, okay.

1023
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,040
Wait, uh, does he need the thing on his head?

1024
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,840
He's technically on probation. But he's off probation, like,

1025
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:51,200
five days after the old time.

1026
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:56,080
I would, I would lose it. Okay. Okay. Yeah, perfect.

1027
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:57,600
Thank you for being a good sport, though.

1028
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:03,840
What was that, that just, Oh, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my, it's my,

1029
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:05,760
I, it could be here, right?

1030
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,760
I don't think we'll need you. Yeah, no, I don't get the answer. I'll come, I'll come back.

1031
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,800
Like a little. No. Yeah. Come back there, yeah. I'll come back.

1032
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:18,960
Yeah. All right. So should I just say three people since there's only three?

1033
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:22,960
Yeah. Okay. Uh, I.

1034
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:29,200
Well, you've done a fake play for four reasons. Okay.

1035
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:35,200
You're trying to get off of me. Okay. Uh, camera rolling.

1036
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:39,920
I was concerned that packing three people into such a tight space

1037
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:43,040
was going to be a problem, but given how little of our inventory is left.

1038
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:48,160
Hi. These guys honestly don't have that much to do. So who knows how long they'll be with us.

1039
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:51,840
Oh no. Okay. Let's hit one more. The car is a bit huge.

1040
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:56,080
It was good, but the car is just a little heavy. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

1041
01:25:56,080 --> 01:26:00,240
And rolling. Um, if they don't know.

1042
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:03,040
Yeah. If they don't know where to find it.

1043
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:07,360
Um,

1044
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:10,720
how little of our inventory made it to the new space.

1045
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:15,600
It's not a problem. In fact, we're going to have more room soon because, uh,

1046
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,000
there's almost no work for them to do. Is there? Oh no.

1047
01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:24,000
Okay. I don't know. That was really good. Okay.

1048
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:28,880
Okay. Cool. So the outro is just here and then you got the script.

1049
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:32,080
Uh, oh. Oh, where are we? Those little shoes.

1050
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:35,760
That was great. Yeah. This is like fun. Sure. I was going to do it.

1051
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:41,680
And we're fishing on time. Oh yeah. First time. It's only like the noon of the second day.

1052
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:46,720
So it's like great. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to walk into this thing from like the corner or something like that?

1053
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,560
Yeah. Jump off the roof.

1054
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:54,480
Do a flip. I'm the green, green guy for the green screen because I'm waiting for,

1055
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:59,280
uh, the news team to get here. Uh, this is too small.

1056
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:02,320
It's too small. So I go take my pants off and actually just wear it.

1057
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:02,880
Like pants.

1058
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:07,520
This is supposed to be small, but I'm like a medium.

1059
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:12,720
Like in the upper area. My pants are small because I'm an average height king.

1060
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:22,320
It is the wrong way. Is it? Oh, you, yeah.

1061
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:26,800
You just did it the wrong way. Whatever. The floaty nipple is tackling for some reason.

1062
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:32,640
I have, I have harder nipples than you. No. This, this is, I'm Riley.

1063
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:35,680
Hi. Jakuba.

1064
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,280
I don't want to be associated with this. Okay.

1065
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:41,840
And then behind you is Peejo.

1066
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:48,080
Peejo. And Dabi. Which uh, in Mandarin means beer.

1067
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:51,120
Oh, that's very exciting. What do you guys think of the house?

1068
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,080
Higher than the green guy? It's hard to think about the house. I'm gonna be honest.

1069
01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,480
Why? I can see your balls from three miles away.

1070
01:27:58,480 --> 01:28:01,760
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. We'll green screen it out.

1071
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:06,720
I do like this. Now you can't see it. I just, we want to make people intrigued.

1072
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:09,760
Yeah, I can hear you. But not reveal anything.

1073
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:13,680
But I think the only thing that will be revealed is that we're using a s**t green screen.

1074
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:17,600
Your comment, I can't believe this is the quality of the home technically now.

1075
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:22,800
LMG has gone downhill. I think if, if me being there is obvious enough that they'll know it's a bit, but.

1076
01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:27,380
Okay. So you are actually going to be there the whole time. Yeah.

1077
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:29,540
Good.

1078
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:38,640
Good luck everybody. It's like, okay. How much do I like overlap with him?

1079
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:43,280
No, because I think optimally, you know, our will be overlapping.

1080
01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:47,840
What do we want this to be? Do we want the green screen to be s**t the whole time?

1081
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,520
Should I, sorry, should I censor myself for this? No, it's okay.

1082
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:55,040
Go walking. Do they know that we swear? Yes.

1083
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,080
Yeah, I said f**k all the time. What will my mom think?

1084
01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:03,680
Now I am. Perfect.

1085
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:07,360
I am the LMG human being. Shout out reference.

1086
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:12,960
Shout out. Our tech news is gluten free and organic, but it's far from cruelty free.

1087
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:16,800
We've been keeping a clone of Mark Zuckerberg in a cage under the studio for study.

1088
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,520
We just pad the walls so you can't hear him trying to be relatable.

1089
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:34,080
Speaking of friends. Speaking of friends, Raleigh and I aren't, but you greens not sync DXP480T can be your

1090
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:40,080
dad's new best friend. So if you're currently your dad's best friend and you buy this, things may get awkward.

1091
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:43,200
Okay, nice job guys. Can we just... Oh my god.

1092
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:43,920
Yeah, what the...