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This script was almost written by an AI.

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Thankfully, we caught the bastard before it could put in a bit about how it's a large language model.

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It doesn't have any feelings. Once you kick it to the curb, how does that feel, huh?

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Question, can we save after that click in that video? I just did.

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Okay. Microsoft has announced that it will stop selling Windows 10 product keys through their own website at the end of this month.

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Because firing 10,000 employees wasn't enough, the company had to go and fire its most widely used operating system too.

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I mean, it makes sense. Microsoft is gearing up for the future of tech,

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which is why these layoffs were mainly in the AR and VR spaces.

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Mixed reality, it's just not the cool buzzword anymore. AI is. That's why I said it in the intro. Sorry, Meta.

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You chose a poorly.

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And even more Microsoft news that makes sense given the market conditions and industry trends, the company confirmed rumors that they would invest

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billions more dollars in open AI, the company behind chat GPT.

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There's going to be even more ads in Windows 11, but they'll almost seem like they were written by a tiny human

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trapped inside the computer. You know, you got to do what we did, you know, find them,

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get them out of there. They're not good.

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Although Windows 10 is going to be supported until 2025,

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you'd better hurry if you actually want to buy a legit copy and not have to deal with that stupid watermark on your screen.

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The last time we got a rumor about a new Nintendo Switch, we were left feeling disappointed as the refreshed model didn't get too much more than an OLED screen.

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And ironically, no refresh rate update. Nope, hardly any other updates.

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But now it appears that Nintendo might be gearing up to give us something very different as a report out of Japan

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indicates that Nintendo is negotiating with suppliers for parts for its next console.

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Details on who these suppliers are and what changes we could expect to see are nonexistent at this point,

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but I'm thinking here, I'm gonna pitch you something. Flattened black box,

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Big X on it. Or...

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Is the rock gonna be there? Absolutely.

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Rumors point to Nintendo planning a late 2024 release and while less than two years from now isn't a long time,

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the original Switch has been out for nearly six years and its NVIDIA Tegra chip is even older than that.

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It's lost its integrity. Exactly.

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We need to bring back some real Nintendo innovation. Just launch the Wii U again. Just bring it back.

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ASRock has announced an expansion card for PC motherboards that effectively

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changes one chipset into another. It's like a motherboard for

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Anamorphs. That's a reference. Specifically, the card gives a B650 motherboard basically the same capabilities as an X670 model, adding a pair of PCIe

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4.0 X4 slots, four additional USB ports, two SATA ports, and even a 10 gigabit Ethernet port.

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It pulls this off by basically duplicating the chipset that's already on the motherboard,

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but don't get too excited as this card is currently just a sample the company is using to see if there's actual market demand for this.

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I mean the fact that most of the key components in desktop PCs are

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upgradable is seen as a huge advantage, but some people might just prefer to pay full price for a new motherboard.

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That's a quote from executive number four.

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Yeah, that's I mean some people want to do that. Now's the part where we do quick bits.

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Yeah, have you heard of those? I'll show you.

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Apple has just released iOS 16.3 which comes with a handful of new features,

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but the biggest one is that it now supports physical security keys for two-factor authentication. Don't get us wrong,

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that's a great feature, but it would be more impressive if Google hadn't already supported this for years. Wow!

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Shots fired by John, the other guy that writes these scripts. See, it has stopped using AI authors after a controversy in which proper disclosure was not given to readers

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conspicuously enough, and the AI itself made factual errors. Not great when you're writing about tech news as an AI bot.

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Trust us, we would know. We have eyes.

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Although Apple has released an updated home pod, you'll be disappointed if you're wanting a refresh of the little sibling. As a report from Apple Insider, Mark Gurman

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indicates they're not working on a new home pod mini.

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He says no home pod mini. The gur- what? Everything out of the gurm whole is- nope. It's open and it's fresh.

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I guess we won't get another chance to discover that there's been a secret sensor inside another humble

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unassuming Apple product which we've owned for years. It's either a fun or terrifying secret, depending. You have to find out. Spotify is laying off around six percent of its workforce or roughly

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600 people as the company's CEO admitted he was too ambitious in trying to grow.

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He shouldn't have ordered those hormones online. It looked like the pandemic gave them good reason to keep growing as more people stayed in and listened to music,

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but the current economic crunch has forced the Swedish company to tighten their belts.

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What do people- I feel like I only listen to music when I'm out.

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And what do you do when a system designed to be green just sucks up more resources?

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This is exactly the situation a high school in Western Massachusetts has been facing for over a year now as it's approximately

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7,000 lights have all been switched on since August 2021 and no one could turn them off.

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See the software that runs the system crashed that month, but the replacement parts are finally set to arrive in February.

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Now, however, the school has to remain in darkness for a year to even things out.

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And don't remain in the darkness of your mind. Come back on Wednesday for more tech news and turn up the slide-

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the slider on the wall light control of knowledge.
