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Who likes tech news? We wear short shorts.

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You know what I mean. Chrome and Chromium-based browsers like Edge

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are allowing Google's domains access to full system information, including your CPU, GPU,

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and memory usage through a built-in Chrome extension.

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You'd think the worst part is that you can't see or disable this extension, but personally, I

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like that it's been a part of the code for the past decade.

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Big thanks to developer Luca Casanato for letting everyone know on Twitter.

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We can all give thanks to the great Google machine's monopolistic practices.

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Google says this is all just to help improve the user experience so they can optimize audio and video

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configurations based on system capabilities and to provide data on crashes or performance issues.

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But if that's the case, then surely they'd be open to sharing this data with their competitors, right?

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I mean, they'd never do anything to get a leg up over the little guy, like harvesting data

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to improve their own digital meeting software without telling Zoom or other services not

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owned by anyone at abc.xyz. That's Alphabet's real URL, BTW.

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But hold on to your initialisms, because AT&T has finally

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told the public that there was a massive data breach from May

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to October of 2022. Also, there was a smaller breach in January 2020,

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but don't worry about that one. It's a small one, small potatoes. The hack exposed the tech and call records

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of just about every cellular and landline customer in that time frame.

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Thankfully, it doesn't include timestamps, durations, or any of the contents of the texts or calls.

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Oh, good. I was worried for a minute that everyone

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would be able to see how desperate my texts look at 1 AM on Friday night. Taco Bell didn't even reply.

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Now AT&T found out about the breach back in April.

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But after disclosing it to the Justice Department, the company was told to delay this information not once,

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but twice. The data was stored on servers owned by cloud data company

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Snowflake, whose incredible cybersecurity prowess

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is also responsible for the Ticketmaster hack. Good job, guys.

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But Snowflake isn't really the bad guy, according to Snowflake.

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They say the blame is on its customers for not using multi-factor authentication

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to secure their accounts. But don't worry, AT&T says the data

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isn't publicly available yet. It's just in the hands of some hackers

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who are allegedly financially motivated.

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Nothing to worry about there. Easy breezy. Just like how NVIDIA is financially motivated

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to make the RTX 5090 as expensive as possible.

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The rumor mill is talking about 28 gigabytes of GDR7 memory, a ton of CUDA cores,

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and a whopping 2.9 gigahertz base clock.

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All of this while getting smaller, allegedly housing this horsepower

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on a two-slot dual fan card. Most people can fit that in their machines.

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What a concept. What ways to make money will they think of next?

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Selling A6000s to power the Las Vegas sphere?

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Oh, wait. That's exactly what they did. With 150 of the cards being used to pump out

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three layers of 16K resolution content at 60 frames per second at a real thing

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that real people spent real money on. It's Vegas, baby.

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What do you think's reason comes into the equation? They specialize in five-second weddings.

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For the record, that's nearly $700,000 worth of GPUs

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with 1.6 million CUDA cores and 7,200 gigabytes of total VRAM.

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From AI to gaming rigs to giant video spheres.

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Is there anything Team Green can't do? Quick bits.

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Quick bits. Get over here. Where'd you get off to?

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Go on back. Many old-school Apple fans have fond memories

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of the unofficial Apple wed block, which was shuttered by AOL nearly a decade ago

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in a grotesque development. It seems that the old domain has been acquired

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and revived through unholy necromancy and the site is now pumping out AI plagiarized news articles

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and stolen graphics under the bylines of its former staff.

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Ooh. It's alive and it's copying literally everyone else.

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Bizarrely, the website's new owner didn't buy any of the old content

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but claims its staff has meticulously rewritten

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the site's archived content, despite its writing staff apparently consisting

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of a bunch of stolen names and AI-generated profile pictures.

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Sounds like my girlfriend. She lives in another country, never met her once in my life,

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but she asked me beautiful questions, like what's your social insurance number?

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What's your mother's maiden name? If you've ever dreamed of hopping in your sky car

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and flying off to work, the future might be closer than you think.

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A few companies like Archer, Joby, and Volocopter

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are all vying to be the first to offer EV tolls

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or electric vertical takeoff and landing aircrafts as short-range air taxis for some major airlines

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as an alternative to driving those pesky medium distance trips.

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We could see them faring about the wealthy as early as the Paris Olympics later this month.

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I can't wait to take a rich guy's tossed soda cup to the dome from a few hundred feet in the air,

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at least it'll be smaller, because it's France. They don't let you have the jumbo sizes. US sales of the Apple Vision Pro are basically dead.

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Market analysis firm IDC says the headset hasn't sold 100,000 units in a quarter

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since its February launch and it faces a 75% drop in domestic sales

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at this current quarter. The IDC also reports a 67.4 drop

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in VR slash AR headsets across the board, which mostly affects VR.

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The firm actually predicts bigger acceptance for mixed reality headsets moving forward,

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which makes it a great time for the Vision Pro to launch in Canada,

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starting at just 5,000 Canadian dollars.

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An FTC study into the use of manipulative design techniques

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used to trick consumers has determined that a majority of the over 600 websites studied

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used one or more of these so-called dark patterns. But the release of this kind of report

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likely means the FTC is actually planning to do something about the fact that Jeff Bezos personally signed your grandma

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for 12 separate auto renewing subscriptions for flea medication for a cat she doesn't have.

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Whiskers, whiskers.

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That's your grandma calling for a cat she doesn't have. And scientists have built a spacesuit

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to recycle astronaut pee, inspired by the still suits from Dune.

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This is why science is the best. You don't see an art student doing this.

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While the International Space Station already has a recycling system,

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that solution misses out on all the liquid gold expended during spacewalks,

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which lasts six hours on average. That's a lot of pee-pee time.

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And spacewalk times will only get longer during NASA's upcoming Artemis II and III missions.

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The new system is, worn as a backpack, filters the urine into 99% pure water

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and then adds electrolytes via a flavored powder and pumps it into an in-suit drink bag for easy sipping.

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Maybe pissing a Gatorade? Hell yeah, they did. Ha ha ha!

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My son's an astronaut. He makes his own Gatorade.

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But it's still not as easy as getting your next taste of tech news.

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Just come back here on Monday. And don't pee yourself.

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Maybe use a toilet.
