{"video_id":"fp_YCDTDLD2KH","title":"FP Exclusive: Linus Surprised Us With a Fun Day!","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-04-27T22:08:00.022Z","duration_s":326,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.0,"text":"Waiting for the bus. It's like a field trip. What have we got going on today?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.0,"end_s":8.0,"text":"You thought it was going to be a prank? Alright, there's a school bus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.0,"end_s":12.0,"text":"The gang's on its way. Are you ready for school?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.0,"end_s":16.0,"text":"Bye bye. Alright, so for a little bit of context,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.0,"end_s":20.0,"text":"they told us to show up to work today. We didn't really know what to expect.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.0,"end_s":24.0,"text":"Turns out, we're going bowling. Bowling? We're going to grab some food,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.0,"end_s":28.0,"text":"some Boston pizza. What else are we going to do?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.0,"end_s":32.0,"text":"Uncharted. Woo, let's go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.0,"end_s":36.0,"text":"Is that vlog exception? It's going to be great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":36.0,"end_s":40.0,"text":"It's going to be awesome. It's going to be poggers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":40.0,"end_s":44.0,"text":"Jeff, how are we feeling about today? I'm feeling good. You know, I'm stoked.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.0,"end_s":48.0,"text":"I'm still kind of surprised because I thought we'd be working today. I have a bunch of emails to do, but you know what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":48.0,"end_s":52.0,"text":"Bowling in a movie? I'll take it. I honestly thought they were going to put us in a video","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":52.0,"end_s":54.0,"text":"and humiliate all of us, so this is a good change.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.0,"end_s":62.0,"text":"You take one down, pass it around. 93 bottles of beer on the wall.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.0,"end_s":66.0,"text":"93 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 bottles of beer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.0,"end_s":70.0,"text":"I love how nobody else is joining in on this. 92 bottles of beer on the wall.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.0,"end_s":74.0,"text":"92 bottles of beer on the wall. 92 bottles of beer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":74.0,"end_s":78.0,"text":"You take one down, pass it around. 91 bottles of beer on the wall.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":78.0,"end_s":82.0,"text":"Welcome to the new headquarters of LMG for today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":82.0,"end_s":84.0,"text":"So it looks like we've taken the whole bowling alley.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.0,"end_s":92.0,"text":"92 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 bottles of beer on the wall.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.0,"end_s":98.0,"text":"Oh my god.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":102.0,"end_s":104.0,"text":"Right down the middle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":106.0,"end_s":108.0,"text":"Go Sarah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.0,"end_s":117.48,"text":"Oh my god. All right, so this friend's a little different.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":117.48,"end_s":121.2,"text":"We only get one drink each. The line is completely bought too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.2,"end_s":124.44,"text":"Dammit! All right, let's go, Sarah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":132.12,"end_s":133.36,"text":"You're lining up now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":147.0,"end_s":148.0,"text":"Oh!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":161.0,"end_s":164.0,"text":"Oh! Come on! Whoa!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.0,"end_s":169.0,"text":"Okay. Oh, oh!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":176.0,"end_s":181.0,"text":"Okay, that's not for you guys at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":181.0,"end_s":182.0,"text":"Oh!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":184.0,"end_s":186.0,"text":"Let's go! Woo!","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":188.0,"end_s":191.0,"text":"Do you know what else they called me? Yeah. King sh**.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":191.0,"end_s":193.0,"text":"Going for that beat. Let's go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":194.0,"end_s":196.0,"text":"Come on. B-movie.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":197.0,"end_s":200.0,"text":"Oh! I didn't even try and grab it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":200.0,"end_s":201.0,"text":"Yeah, I don't think so.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":203.0,"end_s":207.0,"text":"All right, let's get him a shot. Oh, I got one tap if I know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.0,"end_s":210.0,"text":"You get five plays though. Oh, no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.0,"end_s":212.0,"text":"I don't know, they probably don't take DMX.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":213.0,"end_s":217.0,"text":"You know what? I've been trying the beat the whole time. I'm gonna have to give him another go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":218.0,"end_s":221.0,"text":"It's not like these games are a scam at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":221.0,"end_s":224.0,"text":"Oh, I had him picked up and then it dropped.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":227.0,"end_s":230.0,"text":"Have you ever won a game? Oh, no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":230.0,"end_s":233.0,"text":"I literally never did. All right, well, I got one more play left.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":233.0,"end_s":237.0,"text":"Are we going for the beat? I think you want that guy right there. I don't think he's going to go up to the window.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":237.0,"end_s":238.0,"text":"Is that a candy thing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":240.0,"end_s":242.0,"text":"I think that's my sleep demon.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":244.0,"end_s":245.0,"text":"A normal monster.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":247.0,"end_s":250.0,"text":"Not today. It just wasn't fate.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":250.0,"end_s":253.0,"text":"All right, now we on our way to Boston Pizza.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.0,"end_s":256.0,"text":"Everybody left us. We don't know where they went. I lost my jacket.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":256.0,"end_s":258.0,"text":"I got scammed by a claw machine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":259.0,"end_s":261.0,"text":"All right, and the gang's all here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":265.0,"end_s":270.0,"text":"All right, now we are on our way to the movies.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":270.0,"end_s":273.0,"text":"Everybody locked the door.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":273.0,"end_s":274.0,"text":"Don't let them in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":276.0,"end_s":280.0,"text":"They got to wait through the lawn. All right, guys. Favorite movie, candy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.0,"end_s":284.0,"text":"What? I don't even... I never get.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.0,"end_s":288.0,"text":"You never get candy? Okay, but what if you were at a movie theater?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":288.0,"end_s":291.0,"text":"I don't even know who your options are. I usually go Maltesers. Maltesers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":291.0,"end_s":295.0,"text":"That's a good choice. My friends had some sort of like cookies and cream things,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.0,"end_s":298.0,"text":"and they were really good. Oh, the Hershey's ones, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.0,"end_s":301.0,"text":"Yeah, but like they were like a little... I don't know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":301.0,"end_s":304.0,"text":"Twizzlers. Oh, Twizzlers. Twizzlers are good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.0,"end_s":305.0,"text":"Favorite movie, candy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":308.0,"end_s":310.0,"text":"Fuzzy Peach. Fuzzy Peach.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":313.0,"end_s":315.0,"text":"All right, and that's the end.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":316.0,"end_s":319.0,"text":"How was it? Good old fun day. Serge, how was it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.0,"end_s":322.0,"text":"How was fun day? That was a good day. That was pretty solid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":322.0,"end_s":325.0,"text":"Yeah, for sure. Oh man, back on the school bus for us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Waiting for the bus. It's like a field trip. What have we got going on today? You thought it was going to be a prank? Alright, there's a school bus. The gang's on its way. Are you ready for school? Bye bye. Alright, so for a little bit of context, they told us to show up to work today. We didn't really know what to expect. Turns out, we're going bowling. Bowling? We're going to grab some food, some Boston pizza. What else are we going to do? Uncharted. Woo, let's go. Is that vlog exception? It's going to be great. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be poggers. Jeff, how are we feeling about today? I'm feeling good. You know, I'm stoked. I'm still kind of surprised because I thought we'd be working today. I have a bunch of emails to do, but you know what? Bowling in a movie? I'll take it. I honestly thought they were going to put us in a video and humiliate all of us, so this is a good change. You take one down, pass it around. 93 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 bottles of beer. I love how nobody else is joining in on this. 92 bottles of beer on the wall. 92 bottles of beer on the wall. 92 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around. 91 bottles of beer on the wall. Welcome to the new headquarters of LMG for today. So it looks like we've taken the whole bowling alley. 92 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 bottles of beer on the wall. Oh my god. Right down the middle. Go Sarah. Oh my god. All right, so this friend's a little different. We only get one drink each. The line is completely bought too. Dammit! All right, let's go, Sarah. You're lining up now. Oh! Oh! Come on! Whoa! Okay. Oh, oh! Okay, that's not for you guys at all. Oh! Let's go! Woo! Do you know what else they called me? Yeah. King sh**. Going for that beat. Let's go. Come on. B-movie. Oh! I didn't even try and grab it. Yeah, I don't think so. All right, let's get him a shot. Oh, I got one tap if I know. You get five plays though. Oh, no. I don't know, they probably don't take DMX. You know what? I've been trying the beat the whole time. I'm gonna have to give him another go. It's not like these games are a scam at all. Oh, I had him picked up and then it dropped. Have you ever won a game? Oh, no. I literally never did. All right, well, I got one more play left. Are we going for the beat? I think you want that guy right there. I don't think he's going to go up to the window. Is that a candy thing? I think that's my sleep demon. A normal monster. Not today. It just wasn't fate. All right, now we on our way to Boston Pizza. Everybody left us. We don't know where they went. I lost my jacket. I got scammed by a claw machine. All right, and the gang's all here. All right, now we are on our way to the movies. Everybody locked the door. Don't let them in. They got to wait through the lawn. All right, guys. Favorite movie, candy. What? I don't even... I never get. You never get candy? Okay, but what if you were at a movie theater? I don't even know who your options are. I usually go Maltesers. Maltesers. That's a good choice. My friends had some sort of like cookies and cream things, and they were really good. Oh, the Hershey's ones, right? Yeah, but like they were like a little... I don't know. Twizzlers. Oh, Twizzlers. Twizzlers are good. Favorite movie, candy. Fuzzy Peach. Fuzzy Peach. All right, and that's the end. How was it? Good old fun day. Serge, how was it? How was fun day? That was a good day. That was pretty solid. Yeah, for sure. Oh man, back on the school bus for us."}