WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.400 All right Eli, week one. How's it so far? It's all right. It's like comfortable enough to sit in. I don't mind it. 00:00:07.400 --> 00:00:11.280 The biggest pain is getting in and out. I actually genuinely hate getting in and 00:00:11.280 --> 00:00:15.800 out of this thing multiple times a day. But I don't know, my monitor is slowly 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:20.120 getting more tilted because the weight settles. Alex decorated it a little bit, 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:26.240 make it a little bit more like home. But you know, it's a chair that I'm using. 00:00:26.680 --> 00:00:32.920 It's a chair. It's not a table to chair. Yeah, it's not a house, it's not a home, right? Whatever that saying is. 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:40.000 And as a neighbor, how do you feel, Alex? I've definitely enjoyed things more than this before. 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:44.320 The biggest problem was definitely there was like one day early on where his 00:00:44.320 --> 00:00:49.760 feet were not smelling the best. And they're like right there, kind of raked 00:00:49.760 --> 00:00:52.840 It's the messy shoes, dude. They hold in sweat. 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:53.840 We're all wearing them. 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:04.480 Otherwise, like it's been kind of cute that we can just like make eye contact all the time, but... 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:07.780 That is nice. If we ever have to work on a project, I can just... Yeah. 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:13.840 Hey, Alex, you know? Week two. How's the chair going? 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:17.120 It's all right. It's a chair that exists again. I don't know. 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:21.680 Last week, I had my first tough day where like nothing I could do, I was comfortable. 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:27.280 So I was adjusting this all day. I was like shifting around. I had to get in and out and I just... 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:32.880 Things have been much better this week. He's changed out the shoes that he's been wearing. 00:01:32.880 --> 00:01:37.360 The stink problems are all but gone, which is fantastic. 00:01:37.360 --> 00:01:40.560 It was definitely the shoes, and I tried washing them. 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:44.800 Didn't help at all. So they're gonna get nuked, I think. I decided... 00:01:44.960 --> 00:01:49.520 It's one of those things where like in your big open space, you don't really sometimes smell that, 00:01:49.520 --> 00:01:55.680 but then like when I got in my car with these shoes, I was like, Oh, I don't smell it anymore. Okay. So it's definitely those shoes. 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:58.880 They were like holding in something vile. I don't know. 00:02:00.080 --> 00:02:03.920 So change those out, but... So how's your back? 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:08.480 Uh, you know what? Actually, I didn't think about that until this weekend because I was... 00:02:08.480 --> 00:02:12.880 I basically didn't sit in a chair all weekend. I was out doing stuff, which, you know, rare. 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:16.720 And coming back into this Monday, I was like, you're back in here again. 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:21.040 So I think it is starting to... I wish I had more lumbar. 00:02:21.040 --> 00:02:26.400 I think that's the big key. I wish I had like a little bit of lumbar support, because my back kind of just goes back like that. 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:30.720 And so it's not great. That's the TLDR. Back's not great. 00:02:31.360 --> 00:02:34.480 My Floatplane. Oh yeah, my cat toy's still here. 00:02:34.480 --> 00:02:37.600 I'm actually focusing on Poof right now. Oh. Why Poof? 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:42.400 All right, he's too busy. What? He's focusing. He's too good for us. 00:02:42.880 --> 00:02:49.040 Your cat toy. When I just have to ponder, I just kind of sit here and look at my graphs and... 00:02:49.920 --> 00:02:53.200 Yeah, I think this was here last week. It was done by Alex. 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:56.960 Training my boxing. All right, Eli. It's been four weeks. 00:02:56.960 --> 00:03:01.840 No, it's been three. Oh. This is the start of week four. You're looking... The start of week four down. How's your back? 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:06.080 Actually, this weekend, my back was very sore. And I don't know if it's from the chair, 00:03:06.720 --> 00:03:09.600 but I noticed this weekend I was like, oh, I can't... 00:03:10.160 --> 00:03:12.960 My back's really stiff and I was trying to stretch it out over the weekend. 00:03:13.920 --> 00:03:18.080 So that was really not fun to discover. It was really painful this weekend. 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:21.440 Are you able to call it quits on the chair? Nah. Why not? 00:03:21.440 --> 00:03:25.040 Chairs too goaded. You know, I got to keep it till the end of time. 00:03:25.040 --> 00:03:29.280 You're like almost halfway there. No, I'm one-third. I'm not even one-third. 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:31.600 Oh yeah. What do you like the most about this chair so far? 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:39.600 I think it's the wow factor. Yeah, every time someone comes upstairs, they're like, 00:03:40.160 --> 00:03:45.040 damn, look at this guy. And then they immediately walk away. So I think it's just a little bit of memory in them. 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:47.440 So you're like paying attention from this? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:03:49.200 --> 00:03:52.720 All for the cloud, you know? All right. What do you think you want improved on this chair so far? 00:03:53.440 --> 00:03:59.360 Lumbar support. Just the one... That's the one thing? Yeah, lumbar support for sure. I think that would help a ton. 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:01.200 Blue, what do you think about this chair? 00:04:03.440 --> 00:04:09.520 I think it's a scorpion chair. You think it's a scorpion chair? Oh yeah, they've all started calling me the scorpion around here. 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:16.560 We made that joke and then we never called you scorpion once. 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:21.680 Because you were like, oh, I don't want to be called a scorpion. Wait, what's the sick name? 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:23.360 What? They were like, that's badass. 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:28.640 Okay, fine. They made the joke to call me the scorpion once. 00:04:28.640 --> 00:04:32.640 This guy got community-noted live, damn. 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:37.680 All right. Starting week four now. All right, Eli, what are we doing? 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:41.760 We are removing the scorpion chair. I know. I failed. 00:04:41.760 --> 00:04:46.320 I've let everyone at this company down. My mom down, you down, Flo Plain. 00:04:47.280 --> 00:04:49.600 I'm sorry. Are you excited for that, Alex? 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:54.560 You know, I'm pretty sad because I thought Elijah would be able to do it. 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:57.840 And it turns out he just isn't as able to. 00:04:57.840 --> 00:05:01.200 Chris Martin said, sometimes you try your best, but you don't succeed. 00:05:01.200 --> 00:05:04.720 And that's what he's doing right now. He's not mad. 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:10.240 He's just disappointed. First thing he said when I was like packing it up, he's like, you're giving up. 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:14.560 He's like, I'm not giving up. I'm okay. 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:18.640 I'm giving up. Is the cat toy going to live on? 00:05:19.840 --> 00:05:22.640 I mean, maybe we can hang it from the ceiling when I get my new desk here. 00:05:23.280 --> 00:05:26.560 Yeah, I don't mind. You mean your old desk? Oh, sure. My old desk. 00:05:28.400 --> 00:05:31.920 But yeah, we're going to be cleaning it up. We're going to move it downstairs somewhere in logistics. 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:36.960 They can deal with it. I don't need to deal with it anymore. So I was more or less fine with continuing. 00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:40.800 My back has been getting really, really sore. I noticed it this weekend for the first time. 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:46.320 And I had expressed that to some people. And I didn't actually know that it's like against WorkSafeBC, 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:53.120 that, you know, being in an uncomfortable position like this, like if your employer is forcing you, quotations, they're not. 00:05:54.320 --> 00:06:00.800 Because like, you know, I would took the chair, but I can't continue to use it under those circumstances now that my like employer knows. 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:05.280 So if I had kept my mouth shut, I could have kept the chair. But who was it? Was it Dan on the H3 podcast? 00:06:05.280 --> 00:06:08.080 Apparently did this for like three years in this chair. 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:16.880 He probably didn't report it. Yeah, Ethan's bad for making Dan have to sit in that chair for three years. 00:06:18.880 --> 00:06:22.320 Yeah. I want to hear it as a bunch of excuses for Elijah. That's all I hear. 00:06:23.760 --> 00:06:25.440 Is it all work made me stop? 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:28.400 You're a government's fault. 00:06:31.200 --> 00:06:35.360 You know, they're just making fun of me because this means I have to stay a junior writer. 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:38.400 This was my right of passage to becoming a full writer and I failed. 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:40.400 So now I have to stay as a junior. 00:06:44.400 --> 00:06:48.400 You guys just said you don't call me Scorpion anyways. Oh my God, we can call you quitter now. 00:06:53.360 --> 00:06:56.640 I feel so bad. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad. 00:06:56.640 --> 00:06:59.040 I've let float flamed down. I've let my boss down. 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:03.040 This thing is so stupid. Watching her resolve moon and death. 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:08.000 Yeah, but then I can blame you guys for forcing me to move it. 00:07:08.880 --> 00:07:11.600 Don't blame me, blame WCBC. Yeah, blame WorkSafeBC. 00:07:12.320 --> 00:07:16.640 Hey, shout out WorkSafeBC. Listen, WorkSafeBC has the right intentions. 00:07:17.840 --> 00:07:21.360 They don't know content though. Yes, they don't understand content. Let's word it that way. 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:26.560 But the problem is, is like, if down the road I got a back injury 00:07:27.200 --> 00:07:31.200 or something else related to like this area from work, 00:07:31.200 --> 00:07:35.600 they could potentially deny the claim because I willingly sat in this. 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:40.400 So you're saying that you are quitting? Yeah, that's a later problem. They're saying that because you're worried. 00:07:40.400 --> 00:07:44.400 But then there could be lawsuit issues of like, oh, I was pressured by content. 00:07:44.400 --> 00:07:47.440 So you wouldn't have to do the company. Well, maybe. You would really do that. 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:50.400 Listen, anything for the bag, am I right? I've been through this year. 00:07:51.200 --> 00:07:54.560 What do you mean we've been through? All you guys do is bully me for sitting in the chair. 00:07:54.880 --> 00:07:59.680 And then bully me when I get out of the chair. 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:04.160 So is David's turn now? Oh, that's a good idea. 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:09.280 If this video hits 1000 likes, David will have to use it. 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:11.840 David, you're also a junior. 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:16.080 No response. He's refusing to acknowledge. 00:08:20.080 --> 00:08:23.440 It's time to go get logistics because I still can't move this by myself. 00:08:24.160 --> 00:08:26.480 Wimp, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I love you. 00:08:27.200 --> 00:08:29.440 Do you love me? All you do is bully me. 00:08:37.040 --> 00:08:40.800 The good news is, Sammy, but we left our desk in a very convenient spot. 00:08:40.800 --> 00:08:44.400 All right, yeah. I don't know if we showed this, but it's in the super sketchy alley. 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:50.800 It's like right there against the wall. So the good news is I don't have to move my desk very far. 00:08:51.760 --> 00:08:55.600 The bad news is you had to move it. I have to move the bad. The bad news is I have to move it at all. 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:59.280 This is how I'm going to threaten logistics in the future. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. 00:09:00.880 --> 00:09:04.320 Where's logistics dad? There he is. There's dad. 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:07.520 Hey, buddy. Do you think this looks badass? 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:17.840 I don't know if I take badass, but... Like if you and me were, you bumped into me on the street 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:19.200 and I was like, let's go homey. 00:09:21.280 --> 00:09:24.400 I'd be a little afraid. Damn right, he would. 00:09:25.120 --> 00:09:26.960 Just the lost limbs of the scorpion. 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:30.500 That was great for my ears. Thanks. 00:09:32.400 --> 00:09:36.320 Okay, well, are they going to come up? I asked them to come up and they're not following me. 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:42.080 Not taken seriously. You aren't clear of what you wanted. 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:45.600 I said help. I like go all the way upstairs. What do you have? Is it just me? 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:49.600 It's just you. So I need like one more or two more people. Like I might need Jamie and... 00:09:49.600 --> 00:09:53.120 I'm busy. You're busy. You sure? You're manning a camera. 00:09:55.840 --> 00:09:59.520 I remember in the other video when you're just like, guys, go ahead and take a break. I'm tired. 00:09:59.520 --> 00:10:02.320 Sitting at the top of the stairs. I'm kind of tired. Can we take a break? 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:06.500 You have your logistics to have when you're a writer dad. No. 00:10:07.760 --> 00:10:11.680 I love having two dads. So once this is gone, you're going to sit on the floor, right? 00:10:11.680 --> 00:10:15.920 Is that my new desk now? This is my punishment. Yeah, yeah. Monitor suspended from the ceiling. 00:10:16.560 --> 00:10:21.200 Crisscross applesauce on the floor. I can't crisscross applesauce. You're going to live to 100, like an Okinawan. 00:10:21.760 --> 00:10:25.840 What if we just got like a piece of wood and just slid it down the stairs? 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:31.280 You're going to push her. Now we're going to move her this way. Okay. 00:10:31.280 --> 00:10:34.320 Okay. Holy crap. Okay. So we're going to go here. 00:10:38.080 --> 00:10:41.440 Oh, holy crap. Are you okay? So now... 00:10:44.800 --> 00:10:47.280 Yep. And then we're going to push her. Okay. 00:10:52.160 --> 00:10:54.880 Hold on. Hold on. All right. 00:11:03.280 --> 00:11:06.560 Oh yeah. I'm great. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. 00:11:06.560 --> 00:11:07.600 Okay. Now we put her down. 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:10.960 We did it. 00:11:14.880 --> 00:11:18.240 I thought it was closer, so I kept going with it. You never know when to let go. 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:22.080 Yeah. Okay. Now we can just push her in here. Then we can get down to the fourth floor. 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:22.880 Okay. 00:11:26.880 --> 00:11:30.320 Make sure you don't block my desk. This is desk. That box? No, no. 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:39.840 Cool. Thank you. Well, thank you guys. Yeah, it's a lot easier. 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:43.600 So we could have done that in the first place. We could have. Yeah. It wouldn't have been as good as a video. 00:11:44.800 --> 00:11:50.080 All right. Let's get this in there. It bit me. We could have... If we did that, we're going to have seen James' massive arms. 00:11:52.160 --> 00:11:55.200 Jeez, Jamie. We should give him a sign that says quitter. 00:11:59.520 --> 00:12:03.200 Never stop quitting. Yeah, we placed the horn in his last name of quit. 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:10.720 That's so dumb. Is this worth the time for the joke? Yeah. 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:14.640 Okay. I can tell that I definitely manual this table. 00:12:14.640 --> 00:12:18.880 Plube, how do you feel about this? This is so loud. I guess we can cut it. I'm comfortable right now. 00:12:18.880 --> 00:12:22.560 Why? That's a bad knot. People fall. 00:12:22.560 --> 00:12:25.200 Could you say it's naughty? Oh my God. Was that your knee? Yes. 00:12:27.040 --> 00:12:31.360 Bro, I thought I had bad knees. All right. Well, now it's just time for me to set it up. 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:35.200 I got to like move all this stuff out of the way because it was optimized for scorpion layout. 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:39.440 Thanks for watching Floplane. Sorry I've let you down. Sorry colleagues for letting you down. 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:44.000 You know, I did my best, but I guess I'll stay a junior writer a little longer. 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:49.440 Watch him actually move it. Oh yeah. Watch the time I moved it. 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:52.720 No free clout though. Are you pinching my head?