1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,400 All right Eli, week one. How's it so far? It's all right. It's like comfortable enough to sit in. I don't mind it. 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:11,280 The biggest pain is getting in and out. I actually genuinely hate getting in and 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,800 out of this thing multiple times a day. But I don't know, my monitor is slowly 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:20,120 getting more tilted because the weight settles. Alex decorated it a little bit, 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:26,240 make it a little bit more like home. But you know, it's a chair that I'm using. 6 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:32,920 It's a chair. It's not a table to chair. Yeah, it's not a house, it's not a home, right? Whatever that saying is. 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:40,000 And as a neighbor, how do you feel, Alex? I've definitely enjoyed things more than this before. 8 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,320 The biggest problem was definitely there was like one day early on where his 9 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,760 feet were not smelling the best. And they're like right there, kind of raked 10 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,840 It's the messy shoes, dude. They hold in sweat. 11 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:53,840 We're all wearing them. 12 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:04,480 Otherwise, like it's been kind of cute that we can just like make eye contact all the time, but... 13 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,780 That is nice. If we ever have to work on a project, I can just... Yeah. 14 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:13,840 Hey, Alex, you know? Week two. How's the chair going? 15 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,120 It's all right. It's a chair that exists again. I don't know. 16 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:21,680 Last week, I had my first tough day where like nothing I could do, I was comfortable. 17 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,280 So I was adjusting this all day. I was like shifting around. I had to get in and out and I just... 18 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:32,880 Things have been much better this week. He's changed out the shoes that he's been wearing. 19 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,360 The stink problems are all but gone, which is fantastic. 20 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,560 It was definitely the shoes, and I tried washing them. 21 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:44,800 Didn't help at all. So they're gonna get nuked, I think. I decided... 22 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:49,520 It's one of those things where like in your big open space, you don't really sometimes smell that, 23 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:55,680 but then like when I got in my car with these shoes, I was like, Oh, I don't smell it anymore. Okay. So it's definitely those shoes. 24 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,880 They were like holding in something vile. I don't know. 25 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,920 So change those out, but... So how's your back? 26 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:08,480 Uh, you know what? Actually, I didn't think about that until this weekend because I was... 27 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:12,880 I basically didn't sit in a chair all weekend. I was out doing stuff, which, you know, rare. 28 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,720 And coming back into this Monday, I was like, you're back in here again. 29 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:21,040 So I think it is starting to... I wish I had more lumbar. 30 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:26,400 I think that's the big key. I wish I had like a little bit of lumbar support, because my back kind of just goes back like that. 31 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,720 And so it's not great. That's the TLDR. Back's not great. 32 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,480 My Floatplane. Oh yeah, my cat toy's still here. 33 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,600 I'm actually focusing on Poof right now. Oh. Why Poof? 34 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,400 All right, he's too busy. What? He's focusing. He's too good for us. 35 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:49,040 Your cat toy. When I just have to ponder, I just kind of sit here and look at my graphs and... 36 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:53,200 Yeah, I think this was here last week. It was done by Alex. 37 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,960 Training my boxing. All right, Eli. It's been four weeks. 38 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,840 No, it's been three. Oh. This is the start of week four. You're looking... The start of week four down. How's your back? 39 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,080 Actually, this weekend, my back was very sore. And I don't know if it's from the chair, 40 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,600 but I noticed this weekend I was like, oh, I can't... 41 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,960 My back's really stiff and I was trying to stretch it out over the weekend. 42 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:18,080 So that was really not fun to discover. It was really painful this weekend. 43 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,440 Are you able to call it quits on the chair? Nah. Why not? 44 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,040 Chairs too goaded. You know, I got to keep it till the end of time. 45 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,280 You're like almost halfway there. No, I'm one-third. I'm not even one-third. 46 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,600 Oh yeah. What do you like the most about this chair so far? 47 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,600 I think it's the wow factor. Yeah, every time someone comes upstairs, they're like, 48 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:45,040 damn, look at this guy. And then they immediately walk away. So I think it's just a little bit of memory in them. 49 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,440 So you're like paying attention from this? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 50 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,720 All for the cloud, you know? All right. What do you think you want improved on this chair so far? 51 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:59,360 Lumbar support. Just the one... That's the one thing? Yeah, lumbar support for sure. I think that would help a ton. 52 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,200 Blue, what do you think about this chair? 53 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:09,520 I think it's a scorpion chair. You think it's a scorpion chair? Oh yeah, they've all started calling me the scorpion around here. 54 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,560 We made that joke and then we never called you scorpion once. 55 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,680 Because you were like, oh, I don't want to be called a scorpion. Wait, what's the sick name? 56 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,360 What? They were like, that's badass. 57 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,640 Okay, fine. They made the joke to call me the scorpion once. 58 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,640 This guy got community-noted live, damn. 59 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,680 All right. Starting week four now. All right, Eli, what are we doing? 60 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,760 We are removing the scorpion chair. I know. I failed. 61 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:46,320 I've let everyone at this company down. My mom down, you down, Flo Plain. 62 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,600 I'm sorry. Are you excited for that, Alex? 63 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:54,560 You know, I'm pretty sad because I thought Elijah would be able to do it. 64 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,840 And it turns out he just isn't as able to. 65 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,200 Chris Martin said, sometimes you try your best, but you don't succeed. 66 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,720 And that's what he's doing right now. He's not mad. 67 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:10,240 He's just disappointed. First thing he said when I was like packing it up, he's like, you're giving up. 68 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,560 He's like, I'm not giving up. I'm okay. 69 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,640 I'm giving up. Is the cat toy going to live on? 70 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,640 I mean, maybe we can hang it from the ceiling when I get my new desk here. 71 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,560 Yeah, I don't mind. You mean your old desk? Oh, sure. My old desk. 72 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,920 But yeah, we're going to be cleaning it up. We're going to move it downstairs somewhere in logistics. 73 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:36,960 They can deal with it. I don't need to deal with it anymore. So I was more or less fine with continuing. 74 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,800 My back has been getting really, really sore. I noticed it this weekend for the first time. 75 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:46,320 And I had expressed that to some people. And I didn't actually know that it's like against WorkSafeBC, 76 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:53,120 that, you know, being in an uncomfortable position like this, like if your employer is forcing you, quotations, they're not. 77 00:05:54,320 --> 00:06:00,800 Because like, you know, I would took the chair, but I can't continue to use it under those circumstances now that my like employer knows. 78 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:05,280 So if I had kept my mouth shut, I could have kept the chair. But who was it? Was it Dan on the H3 podcast? 79 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:08,080 Apparently did this for like three years in this chair. 80 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:16,880 He probably didn't report it. Yeah, Ethan's bad for making Dan have to sit in that chair for three years. 81 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,320 Yeah. I want to hear it as a bunch of excuses for Elijah. That's all I hear. 82 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,440 Is it all work made me stop? 83 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,400 You're a government's fault. 84 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:35,360 You know, they're just making fun of me because this means I have to stay a junior writer. 85 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,400 This was my right of passage to becoming a full writer and I failed. 86 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,400 So now I have to stay as a junior. 87 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,400 You guys just said you don't call me Scorpion anyways. Oh my God, we can call you quitter now. 88 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,640 I feel so bad. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad. 89 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,040 I've let float flamed down. I've let my boss down. 90 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,040 This thing is so stupid. Watching her resolve moon and death. 91 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,000 Yeah, but then I can blame you guys for forcing me to move it. 92 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,600 Don't blame me, blame WCBC. Yeah, blame WorkSafeBC. 93 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,640 Hey, shout out WorkSafeBC. Listen, WorkSafeBC has the right intentions. 94 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,360 They don't know content though. Yes, they don't understand content. Let's word it that way. 95 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,560 But the problem is, is like, if down the road I got a back injury 96 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,200 or something else related to like this area from work, 97 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:35,600 they could potentially deny the claim because I willingly sat in this. 98 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,400 So you're saying that you are quitting? Yeah, that's a later problem. They're saying that because you're worried. 99 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,400 But then there could be lawsuit issues of like, oh, I was pressured by content. 100 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,440 So you wouldn't have to do the company. Well, maybe. You would really do that. 101 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,400 Listen, anything for the bag, am I right? I've been through this year. 102 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,560 What do you mean we've been through? All you guys do is bully me for sitting in the chair. 103 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,680 And then bully me when I get out of the chair. 104 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,160 So is David's turn now? Oh, that's a good idea. 105 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,280 If this video hits 1000 likes, David will have to use it. 106 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,840 David, you're also a junior. 107 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,080 No response. He's refusing to acknowledge. 108 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,440 It's time to go get logistics because I still can't move this by myself. 109 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,480 Wimp, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I love you. 110 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,440 Do you love me? All you do is bully me. 111 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:40,800 The good news is, Sammy, but we left our desk in a very convenient spot. 112 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:44,400 All right, yeah. I don't know if we showed this, but it's in the super sketchy alley. 113 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:50,800 It's like right there against the wall. So the good news is I don't have to move my desk very far. 114 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,600 The bad news is you had to move it. I have to move the bad. The bad news is I have to move it at all. 115 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,280 This is how I'm going to threaten logistics in the future. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. 116 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,320 Where's logistics dad? There he is. There's dad. 117 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,520 Hey, buddy. Do you think this looks badass? 118 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:17,840 I don't know if I take badass, but... Like if you and me were, you bumped into me on the street 119 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,200 and I was like, let's go homey. 120 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,400 I'd be a little afraid. Damn right, he would. 121 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,960 Just the lost limbs of the scorpion. 122 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,500 That was great for my ears. Thanks. 123 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,320 Okay, well, are they going to come up? I asked them to come up and they're not following me. 124 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:42,080 Not taken seriously. You aren't clear of what you wanted. 125 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,600 I said help. I like go all the way upstairs. What do you have? Is it just me? 126 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,600 It's just you. So I need like one more or two more people. Like I might need Jamie and... 127 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,120 I'm busy. You're busy. You sure? You're manning a camera. 128 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:59,520 I remember in the other video when you're just like, guys, go ahead and take a break. I'm tired. 129 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,320 Sitting at the top of the stairs. I'm kind of tired. Can we take a break? 130 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,500 You have your logistics to have when you're a writer dad. No. 131 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,680 I love having two dads. So once this is gone, you're going to sit on the floor, right? 132 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:15,920 Is that my new desk now? This is my punishment. Yeah, yeah. Monitor suspended from the ceiling. 133 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:21,200 Crisscross applesauce on the floor. I can't crisscross applesauce. You're going to live to 100, like an Okinawan. 134 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,840 What if we just got like a piece of wood and just slid it down the stairs? 135 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,280 You're going to push her. Now we're going to move her this way. Okay. 136 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,320 Okay. Holy crap. Okay. So we're going to go here. 137 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,440 Oh, holy crap. Are you okay? So now... 138 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,280 Yep. And then we're going to push her. Okay. 139 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,880 Hold on. Hold on. All right. 140 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,560 Oh yeah. I'm great. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. 141 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,600 Okay. Now we put her down. 142 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:10,960 We did it. 143 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,240 I thought it was closer, so I kept going with it. You never know when to let go. 144 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,080 Yeah. Okay. Now we can just push her in here. Then we can get down to the fourth floor. 145 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:22,880 Okay. 146 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,320 Make sure you don't block my desk. This is desk. That box? No, no. 147 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,840 Cool. Thank you. Well, thank you guys. Yeah, it's a lot easier. 148 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,600 So we could have done that in the first place. We could have. Yeah. It wouldn't have been as good as a video. 149 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:50,080 All right. Let's get this in there. It bit me. We could have... If we did that, we're going to have seen James' massive arms. 150 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,200 Jeez, Jamie. We should give him a sign that says quitter. 151 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,200 Never stop quitting. Yeah, we placed the horn in his last name of quit. 152 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,720 That's so dumb. Is this worth the time for the joke? Yeah. 153 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,640 Okay. I can tell that I definitely manual this table. 154 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:18,880 Plube, how do you feel about this? This is so loud. I guess we can cut it. I'm comfortable right now. 155 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,560 Why? That's a bad knot. People fall. 156 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,200 Could you say it's naughty? Oh my God. Was that your knee? Yes. 157 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:31,360 Bro, I thought I had bad knees. All right. Well, now it's just time for me to set it up. 158 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:35,200 I got to like move all this stuff out of the way because it was optimized for scorpion layout. 159 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:39,440 Thanks for watching Floplane. Sorry I've let you down. Sorry colleagues for letting you down. 160 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:44,000 You know, I did my best, but I guess I'll stay a junior writer a little longer. 161 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,440 Watch him actually move it. Oh yeah. Watch the time I moved it. 162 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,720 No free clout though. Are you pinching my head?