{"video_id":"fp_Y1R6WW9gXd","title":"Elijah Takes on the 90-Day Scorpion Chair Challenge","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2024-04-23T23:24:00.028Z","duration_s":1546,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":7.4,"text":"All right Eli, week one. How's it so far? It's all right. It's like comfortable enough to sit in. I don't mind it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.4,"end_s":11.28,"text":"The biggest pain is getting in and out. I actually genuinely hate getting in and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.28,"end_s":15.8,"text":"out of this thing multiple times a day. But I don't know, my monitor is slowly","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":15.8,"end_s":20.12,"text":"getting more tilted because the weight settles. Alex decorated it a little bit,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.12,"end_s":26.24,"text":"make it a little bit more like home. But you know, it's a chair that I'm using.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.68,"end_s":32.92,"text":"It's a chair. It's not a table to chair. Yeah, it's not a house, it's not a home, right? Whatever that saying is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.92,"end_s":40.0,"text":"And as a neighbor, how do you feel, Alex? I've definitely enjoyed things more than this before.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":40.0,"end_s":44.32,"text":"The biggest problem was definitely there was like one day early on where his","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":44.32,"end_s":49.76,"text":"feet were not smelling the best. And they're like right there, kind of raked","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.76,"end_s":52.84,"text":"It's the messy shoes, dude. They hold in sweat.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":52.84,"end_s":53.84,"text":"We're all wearing them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.84,"end_s":64.48,"text":"Otherwise, like it's been kind of cute that we can just like make eye contact all the time, but...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":64.48,"end_s":67.78,"text":"That is nice. If we ever have to work on a project, I can just... Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":67.78,"end_s":73.84,"text":"Hey, Alex, you know? Week two. How's the chair going?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.84,"end_s":77.12,"text":"It's all right. It's a chair that exists again. I don't know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.12,"end_s":81.68,"text":"Last week, I had my first tough day where like nothing I could do, I was comfortable.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":81.68,"end_s":87.28,"text":"So I was adjusting this all day. I was like shifting around. I had to get in and out and I just...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":87.28,"end_s":92.88,"text":"Things have been much better this week. He's changed out the shoes that he's been wearing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.88,"end_s":97.36,"text":"The stink problems are all but gone, which is fantastic.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":97.36,"end_s":100.56,"text":"It was definitely the shoes, and I tried washing them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":100.56,"end_s":104.8,"text":"Didn't help at all. So they're gonna get nuked, I think. I decided...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.96,"end_s":109.52,"text":"It's one of those things where like in your big open space, you don't really sometimes smell that,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.52,"end_s":115.68,"text":"but then like when I got in my car with these shoes, I was like, Oh, I don't smell it anymore. Okay. So it's definitely those shoes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":115.68,"end_s":118.88,"text":"They were like holding in something vile. I don't know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":120.08,"end_s":123.92,"text":"So change those out, but... So how's your back?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":123.92,"end_s":128.48,"text":"Uh, you know what? Actually, I didn't think about that until this weekend because I was...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.48,"end_s":132.88,"text":"I basically didn't sit in a chair all weekend. I was out doing stuff, which, you know, rare.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":132.96,"end_s":136.72,"text":"And coming back into this Monday, I was like, you're back in here again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":137.6,"end_s":141.04,"text":"So I think it is starting to... I wish I had more lumbar.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.04,"end_s":146.4,"text":"I think that's the big key. I wish I had like a little bit of lumbar support, because my back kind of just goes back like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":146.4,"end_s":150.72,"text":"And so it's not great. That's the TLDR. Back's not great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":151.36,"end_s":154.48,"text":"My Floatplane. Oh yeah, my cat toy's still here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":154.48,"end_s":157.6,"text":"I'm actually focusing on Poof right now. Oh. Why Poof?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":158.96,"end_s":162.4,"text":"All right, he's too busy. What? He's focusing. He's too good for us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.88,"end_s":169.04,"text":"Your cat toy. When I just have to ponder, I just kind of sit here and look at my graphs and...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.92,"end_s":173.2,"text":"Yeah, I think this was here last week. It was done by Alex.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":173.2,"end_s":176.96,"text":"Training my boxing. All right, Eli. It's been four weeks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":176.96,"end_s":181.84,"text":"No, it's been three. Oh. This is the start of week four. You're looking... The start of week four down. How's your back?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.72,"end_s":186.08,"text":"Actually, this weekend, my back was very sore. And I don't know if it's from the chair,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":186.72,"end_s":189.6,"text":"but I noticed this weekend I was like, oh, I can't...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.16,"end_s":192.96,"text":"My back's really stiff and I was trying to stretch it out over the weekend.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":193.92,"end_s":198.08,"text":"So that was really not fun to discover. It was really painful this weekend.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.08,"end_s":201.44,"text":"Are you able to call it quits on the chair? Nah. Why not?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.44,"end_s":205.04,"text":"Chairs too goaded. You know, I got to keep it till the end of time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":205.04,"end_s":209.28,"text":"You're like almost halfway there. No, I'm one-third. I'm not even one-third.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.28,"end_s":211.6,"text":"Oh yeah. What do you like the most about this chair so far?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":214.96,"end_s":219.6,"text":"I think it's the wow factor. Yeah, every time someone comes upstairs, they're like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":220.16,"end_s":225.04,"text":"damn, look at this guy. And then they immediately walk away. 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I failed.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.76,"end_s":286.32,"text":"I've let everyone at this company down. My mom down, you down, Flo Plain.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":287.28,"end_s":289.6,"text":"I'm sorry. Are you excited for that, Alex?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":290.72,"end_s":294.56,"text":"You know, I'm pretty sad because I thought Elijah would be able to do it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.56,"end_s":297.84,"text":"And it turns out he just isn't as able to.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":297.84,"end_s":301.2,"text":"Chris Martin said, sometimes you try your best, but you don't succeed.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":301.2,"end_s":304.72,"text":"And that's what he's doing right now. He's not mad.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.72,"end_s":310.24,"text":"He's just disappointed. First thing he said when I was like packing it up, he's like, you're giving up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":310.8,"end_s":314.56,"text":"He's like, I'm not giving up. I'm okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":314.56,"end_s":318.64,"text":"I'm giving up. Is the cat toy going to live on?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.84,"end_s":322.64,"text":"I mean, maybe we can hang it from the ceiling when I get my new desk here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":323.28,"end_s":326.56,"text":"Yeah, I don't mind. You mean your old desk? Oh, sure. My old desk.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.4,"end_s":331.92,"text":"But yeah, we're going to be cleaning it up. We're going to move it downstairs somewhere in logistics.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.92,"end_s":336.96,"text":"They can deal with it. I don't need to deal with it anymore. 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It wouldn't have been as good as a video.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":704.8,"end_s":710.08,"text":"All right. Let's get this in there. It bit me. We could have... If we did that, we're going to have seen James' massive arms.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":712.16,"end_s":715.2,"text":"Jeez, Jamie. We should give him a sign that says quitter.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":719.52,"end_s":723.2,"text":"Never stop quitting. Yeah, we placed the horn in his last name of quit.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":727.36,"end_s":730.72,"text":"That's so dumb. Is this worth the time for the joke? Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":730.72,"end_s":734.64,"text":"Okay. I can tell that I definitely manual this table.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":734.64,"end_s":738.88,"text":"Plube, how do you feel about this? This is so loud. I guess we can cut it. I'm comfortable right now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":738.88,"end_s":742.56,"text":"Why? That's a bad knot. People fall.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":742.56,"end_s":745.2,"text":"Could you say it's naughty? Oh my God. Was that your knee? Yes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":747.04,"end_s":751.36,"text":"Bro, I thought I had bad knees. All right. Well, now it's just time for me to set it up.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":751.36,"end_s":755.2,"text":"I got to like move all this stuff out of the way because it was optimized for scorpion layout.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":755.2,"end_s":759.44,"text":"Thanks for watching Floplane. Sorry I've let you down. Sorry colleagues for letting you down.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":759.44,"end_s":764.0,"text":"You know, I did my best, but I guess I'll stay a junior writer a little longer.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":765.44,"end_s":769.44,"text":"Watch him actually move it. Oh yeah. Watch the time I moved it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":770.0,"end_s":772.72,"text":"No free clout though. Are you pinching my head?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"All right Eli, week one. How's it so far? It's all right. It's like comfortable enough to sit in. I don't mind it. The biggest pain is getting in and out. I actually genuinely hate getting in and out of this thing multiple times a day. But I don't know, my monitor is slowly getting more tilted because the weight settles. Alex decorated it a little bit, make it a little bit more like home. But you know, it's a chair that I'm using. It's a chair. It's not a table to chair. Yeah, it's not a house, it's not a home, right? Whatever that saying is. And as a neighbor, how do you feel, Alex? I've definitely enjoyed things more than this before. The biggest problem was definitely there was like one day early on where his feet were not smelling the best. And they're like right there, kind of raked It's the messy shoes, dude. They hold in sweat. We're all wearing them. Otherwise, like it's been kind of cute that we can just like make eye contact all the time, but... That is nice. If we ever have to work on a project, I can just... Yeah. Hey, Alex, you know? Week two. How's the chair going? It's all right. It's a chair that exists again. I don't know. Last week, I had my first tough day where like nothing I could do, I was comfortable. So I was adjusting this all day. I was like shifting around. I had to get in and out and I just... Things have been much better this week. He's changed out the shoes that he's been wearing. The stink problems are all but gone, which is fantastic. It was definitely the shoes, and I tried washing them. Didn't help at all. So they're gonna get nuked, I think. I decided... It's one of those things where like in your big open space, you don't really sometimes smell that, but then like when I got in my car with these shoes, I was like, Oh, I don't smell it anymore. Okay. So it's definitely those shoes. They were like holding in something vile. I don't know. So change those out, but... So how's your back? Uh, you know what? Actually, I didn't think about that until this weekend because I was... I basically didn't sit in a chair all weekend. I was out doing stuff, which, you know, rare. And coming back into this Monday, I was like, you're back in here again. So I think it is starting to... I wish I had more lumbar. I think that's the big key. I wish I had like a little bit of lumbar support, because my back kind of just goes back like that. And so it's not great. That's the TLDR. Back's not great. My Floatplane. Oh yeah, my cat toy's still here. I'm actually focusing on Poof right now. Oh. Why Poof? All right, he's too busy. What? He's focusing. He's too good for us. Your cat toy. When I just have to ponder, I just kind of sit here and look at my graphs and... Yeah, I think this was here last week. It was done by Alex. Training my boxing. All right, Eli. It's been four weeks. No, it's been three. Oh. This is the start of week four. You're looking... The start of week four down. How's your back? Actually, this weekend, my back was very sore. And I don't know if it's from the chair, but I noticed this weekend I was like, oh, I can't... My back's really stiff and I was trying to stretch it out over the weekend. So that was really not fun to discover. It was really painful this weekend. Are you able to call it quits on the chair? Nah. Why not? Chairs too goaded. You know, I got to keep it till the end of time. You're like almost halfway there. No, I'm one-third. I'm not even one-third. Oh yeah. What do you like the most about this chair so far? I think it's the wow factor. Yeah, every time someone comes upstairs, they're like, damn, look at this guy. And then they immediately walk away. So I think it's just a little bit of memory in them. So you're like paying attention from this? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All for the cloud, you know? All right. What do you think you want improved on this chair so far? Lumbar support. Just the one... That's the one thing? Yeah, lumbar support for sure. I think that would help a ton. Blue, what do you think about this chair? I think it's a scorpion chair. You think it's a scorpion chair? Oh yeah, they've all started calling me the scorpion around here. We made that joke and then we never called you scorpion once. Because you were like, oh, I don't want to be called a scorpion. Wait, what's the sick name? What? They were like, that's badass. Okay, fine. They made the joke to call me the scorpion once. This guy got community-noted live, damn. All right. Starting week four now. All right, Eli, what are we doing? We are removing the scorpion chair. I know. I failed. I've let everyone at this company down. My mom down, you down, Flo Plain. I'm sorry. Are you excited for that, Alex? You know, I'm pretty sad because I thought Elijah would be able to do it. And it turns out he just isn't as able to. Chris Martin said, sometimes you try your best, but you don't succeed. And that's what he's doing right now. He's not mad. He's just disappointed. First thing he said when I was like packing it up, he's like, you're giving up. He's like, I'm not giving up. I'm okay. I'm giving up. Is the cat toy going to live on? I mean, maybe we can hang it from the ceiling when I get my new desk here. Yeah, I don't mind. You mean your old desk? Oh, sure. My old desk. But yeah, we're going to be cleaning it up. We're going to move it downstairs somewhere in logistics. They can deal with it. I don't need to deal with it anymore. So I was more or less fine with continuing. My back has been getting really, really sore. I noticed it this weekend for the first time. And I had expressed that to some people. And I didn't actually know that it's like against WorkSafeBC, that, you know, being in an uncomfortable position like this, like if your employer is forcing you, quotations, they're not. Because like, you know, I would took the chair, but I can't continue to use it under those circumstances now that my like employer knows. So if I had kept my mouth shut, I could have kept the chair. But who was it? Was it Dan on the H3 podcast? Apparently did this for like three years in this chair. He probably didn't report it. Yeah, Ethan's bad for making Dan have to sit in that chair for three years. Yeah. I want to hear it as a bunch of excuses for Elijah. That's all I hear. Is it all work made me stop? You're a government's fault. You know, they're just making fun of me because this means I have to stay a junior writer. This was my right of passage to becoming a full writer and I failed. So now I have to stay as a junior. You guys just said you don't call me Scorpion anyways. Oh my God, we can call you quitter now. I feel so bad. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad. I've let float flamed down. I've let my boss down. This thing is so stupid. Watching her resolve moon and death. Yeah, but then I can blame you guys for forcing me to move it. Don't blame me, blame WCBC. Yeah, blame WorkSafeBC. Hey, shout out WorkSafeBC. Listen, WorkSafeBC has the right intentions. They don't know content though. Yes, they don't understand content. Let's word it that way. But the problem is, is like, if down the road I got a back injury or something else related to like this area from work, they could potentially deny the claim because I willingly sat in this. So you're saying that you are quitting? Yeah, that's a later problem. They're saying that because you're worried. But then there could be lawsuit issues of like, oh, I was pressured by content. So you wouldn't have to do the company. Well, maybe. You would really do that. Listen, anything for the bag, am I right? I've been through this year. What do you mean we've been through? All you guys do is bully me for sitting in the chair. And then bully me when I get out of the chair. So is David's turn now? Oh, that's a good idea. If this video hits 1000 likes, David will have to use it. David, you're also a junior. No response. He's refusing to acknowledge. It's time to go get logistics because I still can't move this by myself. Wimp, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I love you. Do you love me? All you do is bully me. The good news is, Sammy, but we left our desk in a very convenient spot. All right, yeah. I don't know if we showed this, but it's in the super sketchy alley. It's like right there against the wall. So the good news is I don't have to move my desk very far. The bad news is you had to move it. I have to move the bad. The bad news is I have to move it at all. This is how I'm going to threaten logistics in the future. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Where's logistics dad? There he is. There's dad. Hey, buddy. Do you think this looks badass? I don't know if I take badass, but... Like if you and me were, you bumped into me on the street and I was like, let's go homey. I'd be a little afraid. Damn right, he would. Just the lost limbs of the scorpion. That was great for my ears. Thanks. Okay, well, are they going to come up? I asked them to come up and they're not following me. Not taken seriously. You aren't clear of what you wanted. I said help. I like go all the way upstairs. What do you have? Is it just me? It's just you. So I need like one more or two more people. Like I might need Jamie and... I'm busy. You're busy. You sure? You're manning a camera. I remember in the other video when you're just like, guys, go ahead and take a break. I'm tired. Sitting at the top of the stairs. I'm kind of tired. Can we take a break? You have your logistics to have when you're a writer dad. No. I love having two dads. So once this is gone, you're going to sit on the floor, right? Is that my new desk now? This is my punishment. Yeah, yeah. Monitor suspended from the ceiling. Crisscross applesauce on the floor. I can't crisscross applesauce. You're going to live to 100, like an Okinawan. What if we just got like a piece of wood and just slid it down the stairs? You're going to push her. Now we're going to move her this way. Okay. Okay. Holy crap. Okay. So we're going to go here. Oh, holy crap. Are you okay? So now... Yep. And then we're going to push her. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. All right. Oh yeah. I'm great. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Okay. Now we put her down. We did it. I thought it was closer, so I kept going with it. You never know when to let go. Yeah. Okay. Now we can just push her in here. Then we can get down to the fourth floor. Okay. Make sure you don't block my desk. This is desk. That box? No, no. Cool. Thank you. Well, thank you guys. Yeah, it's a lot easier. So we could have done that in the first place. We could have. Yeah. It wouldn't have been as good as a video. All right. Let's get this in there. It bit me. We could have... If we did that, we're going to have seen James' massive arms. Jeez, Jamie. We should give him a sign that says quitter. Never stop quitting. Yeah, we placed the horn in his last name of quit. That's so dumb. Is this worth the time for the joke? Yeah. Okay. I can tell that I definitely manual this table. Plube, how do you feel about this? This is so loud. I guess we can cut it. I'm comfortable right now. Why? That's a bad knot. People fall. Could you say it's naughty? Oh my God. Was that your knee? Yes. Bro, I thought I had bad knees. All right. Well, now it's just time for me to set it up. I got to like move all this stuff out of the way because it was optimized for scorpion layout. Thanks for watching Floplane. Sorry I've let you down. Sorry colleagues for letting you down. You know, I did my best, but I guess I'll stay a junior writer a little longer. Watch him actually move it. Oh yeah. Watch the time I moved it. No free clout though. Are you pinching my head?"}