{"video_id":"fp_XyJQDS138K","title":"FP Exclusive: CSF Extras - I Swapped Linus' Assistant For a Day!","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-02-04T03:00:00.036Z","duration_s":417,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.2,"text":"I don't know how to do it. I mean, I did it, but like, you didn't know how to do it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.2,"end_s":8.24,"text":"I mean, I'm just gonna... But you remember, you can actually, you cannot ruin it, because this...","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.24,"end_s":12.44,"text":"If you, okay, if you cut it wrong, your hair's gonna match mine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.44,"end_s":15.56,"text":"If I cut it wrong... 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Like, I think we have to, like, we just have to go.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":65.24,"end_s":68.32,"text":"Oh yeah. Oh yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.32,"end_s":71.84,"text":"Is our hair getting, like, more like now?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":71.84,"end_s":75.4,"text":"Oh yeah. Do I look like you?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":75.4,"end_s":79.2,"text":"Not yet, no. No, okay, even if I'm once I'm done, you still won't look like me,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":79.2,"end_s":83.28,"text":"because your hair at the top is different. Yeah, I know. Yeah, well, I use a lot of gel.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.28,"end_s":86.64,"text":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not done yet.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":86.64,"end_s":91.52,"text":"So you're gonna be able to talk tomorrow? I won't be able to talk tomorrow, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":91.52,"end_s":94.36,"text":"Right, making sure I'm getting all my talking in today.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":95.36,"end_s":99.08,"text":"Dylan has even mentioned or asked about the... Nope.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":99.08,"end_s":103.0,"text":"No? He said nothing, absolutely nothing. See, I don't think he remembers.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":103.0,"end_s":106.32,"text":"I think I'll remember the wisdom teeth thing, because we actually talked about it for like a second,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":106.32,"end_s":111.52,"text":"or like a little bit, and he talked about him getting his wisdom teeth out. I mean, I'll see how I feel.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.52,"end_s":116.4,"text":"I'll try to comment if I can. Dude, you gotta take care of yourself.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":116.4,"end_s":119.8,"text":"One of my favorite sayings is, well, I don't know if it's a saying,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.8,"end_s":123.08,"text":"but you're no good to me dead, is sort of what I tell people","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":123.08,"end_s":126.88,"text":"if I think they're pushing themselves too much. So that's sort of, that's all I'll say.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":126.88,"end_s":130.16,"text":"I don't know, like dental surgery, death's kind of a pretty big gap.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":130.16,"end_s":134.6,"text":"Well, that's what I'm saying, though, is like there's no point pushing yourself too hard","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":134.6,"end_s":136.28,"text":"to the point where you're just like,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":138.28,"end_s":141.76,"text":"it's not worth it, it's not worth it. 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It's basically the same, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":170.72,"end_s":173.44,"text":"So this is the length that I actually have.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.44,"end_s":178.76,"text":"Oh wow. Oh wow. It's, yeah, because it's tied up, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":179.88,"end_s":183.36,"text":"Okay, let's put it on. Yeah. Is that good?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":183.36,"end_s":184.2,"text":"Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.88,"end_s":192.64,"text":"If your lens cannot tell, oh my God, he need to get the laser eyes to agree.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":192.64,"end_s":196.2,"text":"I don't think he'll, I don't, I think he just won't pay attention. I don't think it's that he can't tell.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.2,"end_s":199.28,"text":"I mean, he'd be like stared at us. 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This is so- This is so-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":250.24,"end_s":256.04,"text":"I don't think it's that bad. I mean, just as in if you weren't trying to look like me,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":256.04,"end_s":262.64,"text":"I think it would look like that. Like this. Okay, I'm gonna try it first.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":262.64,"end_s":266.28,"text":"Oh! It's not- It's hard.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":268.64,"end_s":272.6,"text":"This is what happens when you try to match a person who grew their hair out for like a few years.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":272.6,"end_s":277.48,"text":"I suppose it looked the same. It's a look, I think, yeah, it works.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":277.48,"end_s":279.24,"text":"Do we look the same hair?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.0,"end_s":285.8,"text":"If Lance walked by, but wearing the same clothes, will Lance be able to tell?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.8,"end_s":289.68,"text":"Oh, okay, well, no. I think if you fix it, you will be able to tell.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.68,"end_s":292.92,"text":"Let's do that then. Well- Obviously, men bond didn't work out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":292.92,"end_s":296.84,"text":"So I'm gonna use this wig to make a men bond perfect.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":296.84,"end_s":300.68,"text":"Thanks! Oh! What the- What the f***?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":300.68,"end_s":304.32,"text":"Uh... Guys?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.32,"end_s":307.6,"text":"You're seeing double today. You guys really need to do the Spider-Man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.6,"end_s":308.44,"text":"Yeah, the-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":310.6,"end_s":314.32,"text":"Oh, hi, Benz. Oh my God. I mean, like, from distance.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":314.32,"end_s":318.0,"text":"The glasses, the mask, and the hairstyle. I can't tell.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":320.44,"end_s":325.88,"text":"Sorry, do you have a second to be in a full-point system? This one's gonna be your favorite product for 2022.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.88,"end_s":328.48,"text":"Sorry, Benz, can you hold me down for a little bit more?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.96,"end_s":338.8,"text":"You good to go? I think you guys know that for me, I basically just like do the video,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":338.8,"end_s":342.36,"text":"and then it's gone.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":342.36,"end_s":344.76,"text":"It's out of my mind. Everything's a blur.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":345.68,"end_s":349.24,"text":"Okay. Are you just looking back at our videos?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.24,"end_s":354.76,"text":"Yo, this is great.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":357.2,"end_s":359.0,"text":"I guess Cheap Dashcams.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":360.64,"end_s":363.8,"text":"That video has five mil- That's crazy! That's-","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.8,"end_s":364.96,"text":"What the hell?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.92,"end_s":370.92,"text":"Wish-water cooling. Really like that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.92,"end_s":375.92,"text":"You think a wish-water cooler is the greatest product in 2022?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":377.12,"end_s":379.6,"text":"Best product of 2022, the LTT screwdriver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":382.72,"end_s":386.32,"text":"It's taking this long going through all the videos to come up with that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":386.32,"end_s":389.4,"text":"Okay, what are you most excited for in 2023, Benz?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":389.4,"end_s":390.4,"text":"2023?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":392.76,"end_s":393.6,"text":"I know.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":395.8,"end_s":397.8,"text":"I'll lie to the size of the LTT screwdriver.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":401.4,"end_s":404.6,"text":"Yo, this is like so tidy with the egg. It's a stubby.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":405.6,"end_s":409.56,"text":"Is this one a 3D printed too? Yes, but we have a better 3D printer now.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":411.96,"end_s":416.0,"text":"High quality. Cool. I haven't gone worse. No, no, it's all good, it's all good.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":416.0,"end_s":417.6,"text":"Put me at the end. Yeah, thank you, Benz.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"I don't know how to do it. I mean, I did it, but like, you didn't know how to do it. I mean, I'm just gonna... But you remember, you can actually, you cannot ruin it, because this... If you, okay, if you cut it wrong, your hair's gonna match mine. If I cut it wrong... Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. So if you shave my head, you have to shave your head too, because we need to look exactly the same. You're adding this now? This wasn't the original agreement? I would never ruin it on purpose. I can start big, and then if I screw it up, then... Yeah, I think, you know, measure twice, cut once, I think that goes here, I think, you know. Except this one is a measure twice and cut twice. When I do my own hair, I've already had this line, this same line, for like years, so I never... Once someone made it for me once, I was just like, okay, I just follow the same thing. With yours, it's like, I don't know, I could just, it could be anywhere. You need to find a line, I don't... I have a brush here, I feel like it hurts. This is like, there's nothing. You're just cutting around it, right? The top is leaving the top? Yeah, I'm just leaving the top. Nothing drastic is happening yet. Like, I think we have to, like, we just have to go. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Is our hair getting, like, more like now? Oh yeah. Do I look like you? Not yet, no. No, okay, even if I'm once I'm done, you still won't look like me, because your hair at the top is different. Yeah, I know. Yeah, well, I use a lot of gel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not done yet. So you're gonna be able to talk tomorrow? I won't be able to talk tomorrow, yeah. Right, making sure I'm getting all my talking in today. Dylan has even mentioned or asked about the... Nope. No? He said nothing, absolutely nothing. See, I don't think he remembers. I think I'll remember the wisdom teeth thing, because we actually talked about it for like a second, or like a little bit, and he talked about him getting his wisdom teeth out. I mean, I'll see how I feel. I'll try to comment if I can. Dude, you gotta take care of yourself. One of my favorite sayings is, well, I don't know if it's a saying, but you're no good to me dead, is sort of what I tell people if I think they're pushing themselves too much. So that's sort of, that's all I'll say. I don't know, like dental surgery, death's kind of a pretty big gap. Well, that's what I'm saying, though, is like there's no point pushing yourself too hard to the point where you're just like, it's not worth it, it's not worth it. No good to me dead. Got it? Okay. So I think he'll know that, but the laser, laser, I don't think he'll remember. I'll just go like, you have sunglasses on? Oh yeah, right. Okay, sure, whatever. We're spinning, it's a spinning image, right? Yeah, I mean, it is definitely, what I would say is yours is still shorter, but not enough that I don't think. You wouldn't be able to tell. You wouldn't be able to tell? I mean, I don't think loin is the other thing. Okay. You know. It's basically the same, right? So this is the length that I actually have. Oh wow. Oh wow. It's, yeah, because it's tied up, right? Okay, let's put it on. Yeah. Is that good? Okay. If your lens cannot tell, oh my God, he need to get the laser eyes to agree. I don't think he'll, I don't, I think he just won't pay attention. I don't think it's that he can't tell. I mean, he'd be like stared at us. He'd be like, you need to be able to like, to tie it around itself, but you can't, it's just too thin. You know? Yeah, it's not gonna, that's not gonna be a thing. I just, I just think it's funny because you're going on holidays next week. That's why it's- Why couldn't you just- Okay, let's use the hair gel first. Let's see it. Without this, and they'll put it on after. This looks less like me, I think. Really? I think. It's like an eight year old child's bad hair day. Like bad head from like 2003. If it's all flat like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's getting closer. How about the side? Is the side like fine? It's, the side sticks up, it doesn't go back. But like my hair is too short, I can't really- No, but like if you have that donut thing and you put the extensions in your hair, you can wrap this extension around the donut. So it just covers it. Maybe, I don't know. I mean, I'm not an expert, I just cut my hair. Like this is so- Don't I do? This is so- This is so- I don't think it's that bad. I mean, just as in if you weren't trying to look like me, I think it would look like that. Like this. Okay, I'm gonna try it first. Oh! It's not- It's hard. This is what happens when you try to match a person who grew their hair out for like a few years. I suppose it looked the same. It's a look, I think, yeah, it works. Do we look the same hair? If Lance walked by, but wearing the same clothes, will Lance be able to tell? Oh, okay, well, no. I think if you fix it, you will be able to tell. Let's do that then. Well- Obviously, men bond didn't work out. So I'm gonna use this wig to make a men bond perfect. Thanks! Oh! What the- What the f***? Uh... Guys? You're seeing double today. You guys really need to do the Spider-Man. Yeah, the- Oh, hi, Benz. Oh my God. I mean, like, from distance. The glasses, the mask, and the hairstyle. I can't tell. Sorry, do you have a second to be in a full-point system? This one's gonna be your favorite product for 2022. Sorry, Benz, can you hold me down for a little bit more? You good to go? I think you guys know that for me, I basically just like do the video, and then it's gone. It's out of my mind. Everything's a blur. Okay. Are you just looking back at our videos? Yo, this is great. I guess Cheap Dashcams. That video has five mil- That's crazy! That's- What the hell? Wish-water cooling. Really like that. You think a wish-water cooler is the greatest product in 2022? Best product of 2022, the LTT screwdriver. It's taking this long going through all the videos to come up with that. Okay, what are you most excited for in 2023, Benz? 2023? I know. I'll lie to the size of the LTT screwdriver. Yo, this is like so tidy with the egg. It's a stubby. Is this one a 3D printed too? Yes, but we have a better 3D printer now. High quality. Cool. I haven't gone worse. No, no, it's all good, it's all good. Put me at the end. Yeah, thank you, Benz."}