{"video_id":"fp_XwPgCcmOhP","title":"FP Exclusive: Whale LAN 2022 Recap & BTS","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2022-08-11T17:58:00.037Z","duration_s":1434,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":11.24,"text":"Colton, how you feeling? I'm feeling pretty good. Check-in had a few little hiccups as","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.24,"end_s":16.52,"text":"they usually do, but the AC is being fixed. People are showing up, so give me a good time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.52,"end_s":19.96,"text":"So I think you were one of the first ones being set up here. How does it feel? How's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.96,"end_s":23.72,"text":"everything here? Going good so far. You know, it's actually air-conditioned, pushing the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.72,"end_s":35.24,"text":"legs. Yeah, it's real hot outside. Oh, beautiful. So we got our first certified whale here. 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You get a full on gaming rig.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1301.76,"end_s":1303.76,"text":"Yeah. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1307.2,"end_s":1312.72,"text":"DJ Dan, what could be going on here? They all got keyboards.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1315.76,"end_s":1319.68,"text":"Nothing too out of the ordinary. Just watching a hundred people smash keyboards around a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1319.68,"end_s":1323.28,"text":"miniature golf set. This is very normal.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1324.0,"end_s":1328.88,"text":"How much there is.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1342.96,"end_s":1347.76,"text":"I feel like if anybody's destroying it crazy, it's this guy. Yeah. Hey, we're not the first ones.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1348.0,"end_s":1350.0,"text":"All right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1351.52,"end_s":1356.24,"text":"Okay, Dan, what is your proposition here? 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It's got a sick PC over here. Let's go see, let's go see. Not lit up yet, so he's probably gonna be like, wait till it's cooking in there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, see, this is exactly what I said. Is it like, oh, I see it. Oh, psychedelic. Oh, my. It's so cool. This is one of the most expensive powder coats you can get. Holy, it's powder coated. Cool. Metallic plates. This is an oil. That's a wispy. That's a conic. Sometimes there's a lot of people with like Teslas or like wrap their Tesla. But in vinyl, vinyl looks like wrap. This actually looks cool. Oh, she did this with like a BBSLM. In the sunlight, it's when it really shines. So yeah, formal place for it. Yeah, I know. Oh my goodness. Keystart. That is amazing. It's starting right now. Actually, I know this is pretty last minute. We put tickets on sale a little bit ago. So thank you, each and every one of you for coming. We really, really appreciate it. Hey, what's up, everyone? We're here at the Whale Land over at Lab 2. I just want to jump through my setup quickly. I've got my gorgeous Thermaltake level 10 GT. This thing is about 11 or 12 years old, but it is fantastic. Five hot, soft hard drive bays. We've got a 3700X in here with a 6800XT, 200 mil fans, top and side. Boom. With my fantastic off brand 600 watt bronze power supply that is currently covered in dust because I like to live life on the edge. All right. So this is my computer. This is not mine. This is free with the event. I forgot my headset at home. In here is a, let's take the whole panel off. In here is a Ryzen 5600X. I know it's a bit of an overcool cooler for a 5600X, but I didn't want to buy a new one. So I found the smallest case that can fit an NHD 15, at least that I knew of at the time. Sorry, NHD 14. You can see in here, I have an Octo Industrial fan. And then there's one of my hard drives in here. I have two hard drives in here, I think right now. No. I have a SATA SSD, four terabyte hard drive, two terabytes NVMe and XPG, and then another two terabyte Sabrant Rocket NVMe SSD in the motherboard. I've done a D shroud mod on my, zoom in. I've done a D shroud mod on my GPU. It's a 5700XT. It's being held together literally just by ties. Yeah, man. It works. Oh, 32 gigabytes of DDR4 4,000 megahertz. I don't know what the brand is anymore. And she's got a 750 watt PSU that can't really handle it when I play Forza. So I have to undervolt to play Forza Horizon 5. But other than that, she gained pretty good. My name is Reese Kendall. I'm from Swift Current, Saskatchewan. So I got this when I moved up to Fort McMurray. It's a very isolated town as people who have been there know, I'm sure. So basically, I wanted to build a liquid cooled computer for a long time. And when I moved up there and got a new job up there, I could finally afford it. So I decided just to go all out for at the time what was the best that I could find anyways. This was before I was really into LTT or anything like that. So it was a long, long, very steep learning curve. It's got 9900K. There are two separate water loops. One is for the CPU. One is for the GPU. It's all hard line piping, no soft tubing. And I don't have any swivel fittings or anything. I had to bend all the pipes to where they're supposed to go. And then when I upgraded my graphics card from an OEM water cooled 2080TI to 3080TI, I had to modify the pipes just slightly that go to it. Yeah, I've had the cooler off once and that's it. I don't want to do anything with water blocks or anything unless I have to. But I've got one one terabyte SSD, 2.5 inch drive. I'm pretty sure how big it is. And then there's a hard drive. I can't remember how big that is from my laptop. It's a one terabyte as well. And then there's a one terabyte Samsung EVO 700 and some one terabyte NVMe drive. And then there's a 500 Gigabyte NVMe drive M.2 from my old laptop. My Alienware laptop I used to have. And it's got a Blu-ray CD drive in there. Yeah, because I everyone told me not to put a CD drive in because no one uses them anymore. But I figured I might as well. It might as well be Blu-ray. How's that feeling Cameron? This is freaking wonderful. Yep. I love, actually love how tactile everything is. This one's not even that dirty. Did I really give you an honorable mention? No, you can go. You can go. It's not that dirty. It's not that dirty. You try. Okay, next up we've got, of course, man, but the saddest part is you paid a lot of money for this thing. That's a K95. This is OG. Okay, where are you at? Come on, get over here. Now, I did this to someone else already. So you had to know it was coming. But what is this pun intended? That's a lack of whatever else is around it. I see. So really, your strategy is you get the whole thing disgusting. And then you actually wipe it down with your hands. So it's kind of like a circular kind of logic. You wipe your hands off on the keyboard. And then you wipe the keyboard off with your hands, creating a zone of like perpetual motion machine cleanliness. What is that? That's a good question. There's only one man, one man I have ever known who could make a keyboard this dirty. One man who happens to be in this crowd. And his name is Luke Lafrenier. Luke, can you come up here for a second, please? I need you to help me evaluate this keyboard. He's an expert when it comes to the art of keycaps managing to somehow get caked and stuff. I think this is a pupe here, so don't get too close to it. Can you explain what this is? Oh, God. When did you say you cleaned it last? Never. Never. So that's accurate. And this is probably an original. This is like, what, like 2014? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a K95 first gen. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's been, it's been eight years. So that is eight years of sweat. Wow. Good gravy. I think there might actually be some gravy in here. Is it good? I would not remember. Tell me, tell me five things that you have eaten over top of this keyboard. Actually, hold on, I'm going to cut you off. Tell me five things you haven't eaten over this keyboard. Anybody got a keycap? Can you, can you run and get me a keycap polar, please? Geez. You know, when I was going around, I was saying, hey, you guys take such good care of your stuff. I must not have been looking that closely because that is disgusting. What's really disgusting is that once I got the keycap off, I think we have final confirmation of Luke's hypothesis that this is sweat because it actually seems to have oozed down the side of the keycaps next to it. The D key actually has it like dripping down about this far. The, the, the brown can schmoo. The key to this is make sure to suck out. Don't suck it in. And also make sure you're, oh, we lost this one. No worries, no worries. You lost? The tape smells very good. You've got to get tighter in. This tape smells like one roll. Okay, you've got to get tighter in and go further against the, the polar here. Somebody let people know what's happening. This already feels good, but it doesn't look good. Okay, you can probably not go as tight, but you can see more layers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'll stay. You're doing a lot of instructions for somebody to take to the wall. As long as I can gain, I think I might slide down. Why is my wife laughing? She'll be against him. Okay, I am not super secure. Why are you trying to get me back on the chair? Stay higher than this because you're going to break my legs. Colton, you're fired. Oh, yeah, it's so good. Obsessed. All of us in the office have just been obsessing over this. Yeah, it's, it's amazing. The fact that we have it now is just like, I, I'm literally getting here yet. I'm not even joking you. It's amazing. Tell your wife she's your mom and all, and thank you for bringing it and giving it to me. Of course. I'm tired. It's so good. Hey, Dennis, how's it going? How are you? It's a lot of orders you got here. Oh, you know what? I like shopping, so I'm buying all of this for my friends and family. So this is my favorite. I can't open it. This is okay. This is someone else's order. Let's go boys! Linus threw the LAN event, so he had people to play video games with. Here, feel right here. No, no, let, let's sit with your hand. Whatever. What? Because I know I've got it. Like right there, what you can, do you have? Oh, hot. It's cool. That's not very cool. Well, it's not supposed to be. It had my butt on it. Okay, here's. Yeah, but it takes, if I get out of it for a while, it will get cold, but it's, my body is transferring. Hold on, I didn't feel it. I know. I told you that. Yeah, it's great. How cold is the water? Yeah, the water's pretty chilly. So if you feel these heat pipes here, see these heat pipes? They're hot. They're not dangerous. Oh my god, they just like touch it. Okay. Yeah, and then this side, this side right here, this, this block here is cold. So the cold water circulates and then the hot, the hot air just blows away from me. Oh, it makes such a big difference for something like this. Like you get like really intense into a game instead of being all sweaty. I'm like, yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, I feel more when I sit down. What are we gaming on? We're going to play some Halo custom edition. It's going to be good. Definitely legit license that I definitely own. Not just drag and dropped off the server here. Hold on a second, one second. There we go. Okay, got that covered up. That very legitimate file on my desktop. Have you played a lot of Halo before? Actually, not really. I never even owned a copy of Halo Combat Evolved. I only had the demo, so I only played that one map, Blood Gulch. Are you guys on the same team? Real gamers? Uh, I think so. You won the CSGO competition, right? I did. Yeah, and LTT edition not to a cooler, which I don't actually have one, but I am probably going to give this away. Most of the people on my team, we did a walk around and we found people who had like stock coolers and stuff. I'll probably give this away at some. Tynan, you playing some Halo too? Yeah, buddy. Well, CE, but yeah. Okay. What's up, my dude? What game you playing? I'm about to play Risk of Rain, but Dan's taking a sweet time. Dan, what is going on here? We're waiting for the moderator to let Brad in. The moderator? Yeah, the Discord moderator. We got a Discord team. And he's just joined the Discord and now, you know, you playing Risk of Rain with them too? Yeah. I'm top five, baby. Wait, what are you playing right now? Dota? Dota, yeah. I have so much less respect for you now. More like more respect. Yeah, the only thing worse than playing Dota is being good at Dota. What game are we playing right now? We're playing Overwatch. It's not really much of a local area network kind of game, but we're having fun and that's what matters. You guys are literally queuing with people on. Yeah, we're playing with people here. No, no, no. Okay, okay. So not as bad. I'm just playing by myself. Rob, what are we gaming on? We're doing the Overwatch. You guys playing with Jake too? Yeah, EZ's over there somewhere complaining about all sorts of stuff. Emily, what are we gaming on? Overwatch. Y'all in our party together, right? We're playing all of us. Hey! We've been playing Overwatch for the past like five hours. Are you guys winning, Elise? Now we are. It took a little bit. You came at a good time. I literally just sat back down after a couple hour break because I have basically been here for all of but five hours. I've got StarCraft 2 up right now. I think I'm actually going to drop into some Apex though. Matt, what game are we playing right now? We are doing some Secret Lab Shuffleboard and Winner kind of takes home one of these bad boys. So what? They're literally throwing the chairs over to the sacks? You ever watch Curling, you know, go to Canada. You'll know what it's like. Pressure's on. Winner moves on to the finals and the winner of the finals takes the chair home. It's going to be pretty great. And now we have a tape measure for official reference. I like this middle-aged guy with the black t-shirt over here. I think he's going. He's disappointed in your pick. There goes my guy. Oh, that's weak. I think so. The next contest is going to be Minor VGA. It's a DOS game. You can play in your browser. We'll get the links in the Discord. Everyone go to your computer. It's going to be a 10 minute for the highest score. Man, you're already doing some work here. I'm f***ing dead. I'm losing my goal. I'm losing my silver. I died. Shut up. Hands up your keyboards. Okay. All right. What's the prize? I don't even know what the prize is. Chase, where you at? Where'd he go? What? What do you mean we'll figure that out? I gotta call you back. One moment, please. What the hell? This is the prize? Yeah. What? It's an R5 5800X gaming computer with an RTX 3070 Ti What? The first thing we're going to do is eliminate half of you. And we figure the fairest way to do it is with God's own competition, Rock, Paper, Scissors. Rock, Paper, Scissors. Luke is going to explain the next stage of our super secret tournament with a super secret prize. So the next game is actually, you probably haven't played it, but it's the best game ever made. It's called Robot Unicorn Attack. The next game is called Tag Pro.GG. It's basically your circles and it's captured the flag. So the winning team gets to move on to the next round. Okay. Three, two, one, go. This is wild. Oh, it's the next tab. Apparently, apparently we're going to, it's pop. We take the pop too. Oh, you went backwards. 2.4 meters. Hey, you got two. My goodness. I thought you were running. I thought you said you were done. Why did you say you were done? Because I quit at two meters. Because you thought you were okay, fine. All right. Well, hey, thank you very much for playing. Now it is time for our final two gamers to face off head to head. Mono a mono in the only game appropriate for such an enormous, tantalizing prize, Nidhogg. Oh, no. Oh, he went for a test. Oh. You're okay. I actually don't know who this is. All right. Congratulations. You take the super secret prize. It's, it's the, what is it? It's the same thing again. You get a full on gaming rig. Yeah. Yeah. DJ Dan, what could be going on here? They all got keyboards. Nothing too out of the ordinary. Just watching a hundred people smash keyboards around a miniature golf set. This is very normal. How much there is. I feel like if anybody's destroying it crazy, it's this guy. Yeah. Hey, we're not the first ones. All right. Okay, Dan, what is your proposition here? I left the peel on the side of my computer for a special occasion. Seems like a special occasion. We're smashing keyboards. We've got everybody from the company here. I think Bellavance should do the honors. I would love to. He says he'd love to, shall we? Dual 2080 Ti and a factory-lapped i9-9900 KS overclocked 16 core all core 5.1 gigahertz. Those were a lot of letters and numbers of PC. All right, we get it. This is what I wanted. The Christmas party. He's got the LTT digital storm. Oh, minus tech tips. Why do you have it as a heat lamp color? I don't know. It's deep hole. I want to feel like I'm a lizard. Yes. Whoo. Oh, that felt right. That felt right. Sucks, Andy. Take it."}