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Welcome to the behind-the-scenes of Uncle Linus's potato farm shoot

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Later on in this video, I will take a big bite out of this raw potato

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Delicious

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Surviving

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Hello chicken Okay

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Riley you definitely rocked up on time today

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I did definitely did not know this is about as the shoot is going about as well as I thought it would right now

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Barely okay

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It's April Fool's Oh

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Chopping and stuff for some reason in my brain my brain was like there are tables in there

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I think

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Yeah

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It depends on the framing so

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We're gonna have to creatively frame this a little bit sure

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Chinese chef's knife. It's basically a cleaver. Oh, okay. Oh, I do happen. Oh, so do we only need one knife?

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This is a dollar store

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He doesn't say weekend he says weekend

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Well, no, it's right. It's right because the way that we do it weekend. Why is the emphasis on weekend?

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It's the weekend. It's not the weekend. It's kind of like how everyone says South Park

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No, it's South Park, you know, you don't think about these things right language is stupid

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All right, we're gonna

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I'm doing one hand

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I'm very proud of that

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Honestly, I think that's my make-up of us. I die tomorrow

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Looks like you guys had a lot of fun with Actually, there's a lot of work today

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Yeah, we can kind of raise mistakes with our April fools guys. We'll just see what means

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Well, if we want to tie in merch again, we have to decide

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Oh

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Okay, great

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I didn't like that food so when he finishes line, we're just gonna do this

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Why can't you see the name pearl from there with the way? We're gonna get

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Yeah, yeah, it should be fine

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Just grab a veil of hay and drag it across the thing or like whatever

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Pitchfork pitchfork grab a pitchfork me like walking back to the wheelbarrow. Sure. Yeah, love it. Love it

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Okay, so here dry run

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Now some potatoes don't meet our high quality standards, but

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Throwing away potatoes. That's like throwing away money

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Which is when it hit me we can take our

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some optimal potatoes and combine them with uh

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other things so that

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Small pause. Oh with other things to make raw organic dog and cat food

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After all, why should only humans participate in the farm table experience?

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I

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Yeah, it uh more that side, but yeah, I can see you might be andering around

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Well, yeah, if you're carrying something away from them, that's pretty good. That's when it hit me

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We can take our suboptimum potatoes and combine them with

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other things To make organic raw dog and cat food

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I mean after all, why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience?

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Nice. I'll walk out. Oh, I walk out. Yeah, this way. Yeah, I know I do this

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Okay, so we'll do it one more time then. How's the delivery? It's it's notes anyone?

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I mean, I don't know. Don't beat out short pause. I know I did

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I only want the first time. I don't feel like empty. I need you up a little bit more

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You want more energy? Maybe like Okay, like talk a bit quicker. Sure. Like me be more excited about sure. Okay. Yeah

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Okay, okay

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Now some potatoes don't live up to our high quality standards, but throwing out potatoes

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Well, that's like throwing away money Which is when it hit me we can take our

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suboptimal potatoes and combine them with

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Other things to make raw organic dog and cat food

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After all, why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience?

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Damn it Hit me we can take our

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suboptimal potatoes and combine them with

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Other things to make raw organic dog and cat food

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after all Why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience?

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Oh

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Okay, wait, can we see the did we see the pearl name tag? Yeah besides we saw before the yeah

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You can still see it. Okay. Yeah Cool. Cool. Yeah, I guess such a greedy stir eggs

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So basically so I'm just gonna stand here and give it a little

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And those I think someone should be behind the truck

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Well, then it's gonna come up and over and you're not gonna have much

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Yeah, it's fine. All right. Yeah, because it's just given it a little shake. I've got them really precarious

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So basically we're just gonna see like three or four potatoes fall and it's gonna reveal the rtx whatever brand

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Okay Yeah, oh, yeah, and then we've got uncle Linus's potatoes number one choice here

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Oh, this is a great angle

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Okay, and I come in with my creak, right?

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Okay, right Okay, and we're not rolling

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And it feels good, right? No one that in an unprecedented food crisis

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Our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country and then I give it a whack

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Yeah, so I'm gonna go fun fun looking away And

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Give it, you know, if you can do it with one jerk, right? But otherwise give it a little

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Like try to shake them off if you can this is probably gonna take you or three before we like get it right

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Yeah, and that's fine. We should just see if like

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We'll do a take and see how it falls there makeup

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I'm just gonna go the other way because the wind's just gonna blow it all over there. Oh, it doesn't matter

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Should I just go the usual way that's just blown all over the place? I go the other way

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I mean messy or the better. Yeah, it's natural

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Uh, knowing that our potatoes, right? Uh, and it feels good, right?

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And it feels should I walk into frame? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go there. Yeah, and it feels good, right? No one

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That in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country

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Yeah, I told you go over here hold from over here

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Okay, so yeah a couple things

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So, yeah, I mean so there's this you're gonna get more torque from over here

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Yeah, well hold on. I think we just need to make it more precarious

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I don't want to pull the thing off. Can we can we not like?

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What are we trying to do again? We're trying to we're trying to get some

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Uh graphics card out of a crate of potatoes and uh, they did too good a job

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So, you know, this is what we got We have to go across the thing

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You might want to uh turn the other way

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Really? Oh, that's great. I told you I'm a fucking contortionist, baby

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So Jacob you got a hand kind of there

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You know what I'm gonna get you a little more precarious leaning forward here on the with the box

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So that it's a little easier for you to shake it and so you might have to even support it a little

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Kind of see what I mean here. Okay, perfect. And then let me get these like very uh

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No, no, no, no, I don't I don't need more what I need is less actually

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Okay, so what I'm gonna need from you guys is uh Linus. Just give me my cue give me this give me this back

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So I know what it sounds like before we go you bet You better believe it

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Okay, so I'm trying to get this uh, I'm trying to get this real I'm gonna fall over I had possibly a stupid idea that like when you

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This is so stupid. Maybe I won't maybe it's too dumb. But like when you

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Say, oh, it's feeling like feeding hungry families across the country and you're that makes you so happy that you're like, whoo

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Oh

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Is that too much We should just let's let's try it to see if it's funny

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How's that look is the box obvious

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No, it's great You don't see the lug or anything. You're so excited about the back seat. Is that gonna feed family? Here we go

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Just give me my cue and it makes you feel good

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But wait, no, it might be too much if we're still going with the like Linus doing a regular video

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But if it feels a move People won't know what about the leg, you know what I mean? If they notice it, I love it. Okay. That's okay. Well, there you go

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Yeah, I'm good with that. So just start out a frame Linus and then yeah camera is rolling and action

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And it feels good, right? Oh, I was off balance

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That feels good, right No one

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That in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country

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Okay, okay Good

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Let me just see what I can do here. Oh, no, because I don't want them to I want them to fall. Yeah, so

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Look potato, uh, this is potato craftsmanship here. You guys wouldn't understand. I got an idea. Oh, don't wobble

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If you can avoid it

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Okay, I take this okay, she's stacked perfect

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Okay Don't worry about it. Okay, we good

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Yeah, you can get off. Okay. I don't know. No, I got this. I got this

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I can get off like a cat

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Okay, here we go. All right, let's do it Camera is rolling

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On three two one go for it. It feels good, right knowing that

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Yeah, I got it. Don't worry. I got it

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That feels good, right? No, in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country

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Do you need a hand out of there? No Just grab the crate

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I'm holding it by the screen. I got it. I know I'll see you have to get out of it. Let me just get out of it

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I got it. I know I'll see you have to get out of it. Let me just get out of it

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That's the magic of the one inch punch, baby! Did we nail it?

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I'm just gonna grab it Yeah, let me get that for you

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Do you wear this? Music festival? I don't know

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limited edition Yeah, I mean we only have 1500 of them. They're gonna sell out in like an hour

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Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried, but if we brought in 15,000 we'd have a problem

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I feel that Okay, let's go

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I got my potatoes I'll bring a second of potatoes

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Potatoes Boil them mash them, stick them in a stove

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I'm kind of thinking you don't even see the ground I'm crouched on

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It's just, yeah, it doesn't feel like I'm in the field though

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Oh man, is that tractor leaving now? That would be so good to have him in the field

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Wait, he'll come back Yeah, yeah

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It's all good

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Okay, fine Okay, let's get the line

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It says, use what you got Well, what I got is generational wisdom about the humble potato

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It's highly nutritious, versatile, and always in demand Making it a steady source of income that can help offset the losses from the lab

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This is a longer line We can do coverage if we need to cut

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We can do stock footage of potatoes

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You don't have a spare hair, so I do

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Don't worry

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It's a video, this is a video shoot, that's for sure

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That's about all I can say for sure

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This is a video and we're shooting one As to what's happening on the video shoot

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The video is being shot So, I'll have to get back to you on further details

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It looks great Okay

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So, are you ready to go? I guess so

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We'll roll on it and 3, 2, 1, go

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Chapter 1 of the Farmers Handbook says, use what you got

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What do I got? Well, what I got, okay

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Chapter 1 How's that wind treating ya?

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Actually, it's been great for the shoot I was just gonna say

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The hair, the wind-swept hair, yeah Actually, it's really good

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So, we got one more shot That's a walk-in cooler

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Is that in there?

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You guys gonna move up the counter? Yeah, here, obviously

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No worries I'm looking forward to seeing it

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I like the whole idea We're gonna see how it turns out

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Good

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No, don't let us spot it again

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Oh, that's smaller than it looks

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These things were in here and the picture is the same

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We can just tie them back Let me see if I can find something

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I'll grab a

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We bought prop potatoes

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And brought them to a potato farm What are we, idiots?

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In fairness to us, we didn't have our location nailed down until about 2 or 3 days ago

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So, we weren't sure how it was gonna work out

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Yeah, that opening shot I'm really glad we didn't decide on Colinas' onion farm

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Because we have a bit where I'm like Something salt of the earth, something humble potato

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And I take a bite out of it And with the potato, it's bad enough

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But with the raw onion Oh, yeah, that's pretty dark in there

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Look at that Well, you won't be fully...

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The good thing I brought the magnets along, huh?

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Nice Oh, yeah, not bad

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It's lit, boys

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So, where is... Yeah, he'll be there

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Oh, yeah, can you leave that on? No? Nope

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Okay, yeah

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You're standing on that side

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We should probably see this though

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Can we open this any wider?

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What? What? She's...

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Nothing She's got me like... Reflecting

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She's like... Okay

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This is a horrible mistake There we go

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What's up, Charlie? Charlie, what are you doing?

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We're just trying to... ...get it

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Just uh, Uncle Linus' farm is involved in a lot of different...

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...diversified business assets

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Right I didn't ask for this

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I wasn't involved Okay

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If somehow this gets posted out of context

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It wasn't my idea We're gonna make some recipients very happy

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To get a pig liver

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What's a human organ? I'm confused

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Pig liver Just cut all of that Crazy

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You can kind of... I'm trying to cheat it so that we don't see the other side

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Actually, that's okay Yeah, you won't see that

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I don't like how the farm is like...

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I feel like it's your take-off, it's... It's not fan shoes

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I reckon, yeah Are you barefoot?

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Like, legs in the back? I think... Yeah, that would be better

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Because right now, it's... It's only if people see it

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That's not how it'll be Okay, sure Chew this off

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Yeah, can you do that? I'm on your puns, don't you think?

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Okay, let's try to get this quick Hold the lock

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Oh yeah, yeah, definitely the bare leg Yeah

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Alright I've got my day to feed

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Once we're done this shot Oh, you're bringing that in, okay good

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Once we're done this shot Colin, don't move right away

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Arjun will come in and get the whole shot of you

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Okay Okay, so this is why...

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Okay, and then I... Okay, we got the shot Okay, let's go

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Okay Camera is...

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Okay, don't forget someone off camera has to yell cut

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After... With fresh produce and feed bags

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Okay, camera's rolling Whenever you're ready

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Oh wait, am I supposed to be on this side or this side? For now, it's okay

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Because you're going to cross anyway But when you're talking to us, it'll be on this side you're on now

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Okay, well I'm going to hoist the bag I'm just going to kind of go...

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Everyone's so happy working here But leaving the farm for...

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No? Well, that's going to be... And then I'm going to go like this

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They're leaving the farm for family business

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Entirely unnecessary That's why...

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We keep a well stock order with fresh produce and feed bags

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Yeah And then yell cut Okay

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Alright, another shot I just... Okay, so...

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Try not to say your line as you're like lifting up with all the crinkles

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Got it Got it And also...

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And also you can lift it up a little bit You're basically already in there when you lift it up

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Sure Okay And now we'll go for...

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Let me just see what's... I say don't lift it up

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Just have it already on your shoulder Alright

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And then you can say your line as you're going in and drop it Okay, well then

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Sorry Yeah Okay, don't forget cut

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And then I go... We got the shot? Yeah

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Boom Okay, let's go Yeah, let's go

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I like that hammer rolling You already have it up?

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Yeah

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Everyone's so happy

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Everyone's so happy working here That leaving the farm for food or family visits

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It's entirely unnecessary That's why we keep a well-stocked, larded, full of fresh produce feed bags

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Okay, cut We got a shot? Yep

00:23:30.120 --> 00:23:31.120
Let's go

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Okay, cool Cut it

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Camera rolling Alright

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Everyone's just so happy working here That leaving the farm for food or family visits

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It's entirely unnecessary That's why we keep a well-stocked, larded, full of fresh produce and feed bags

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Cut We got the shot? Yep

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Let's go

00:24:06.120 --> 00:24:09.120
Okay, how'd that feel? You know I'm with the technology nowadays, right?

00:24:09.120 --> 00:24:12.120
It's the best way for them to continue to contribute to what they've caused

00:24:13.120 --> 00:24:19.120
Okay Shockingly, after the first location, we are basically on schedule

00:24:19.120 --> 00:24:23.120
Yeah, I mean, we're a bit behind Due to me being out late in the morning

00:24:23.120 --> 00:24:26.120
I don't know, we got this But, yeah, it went well

00:24:26.120 --> 00:24:31.120
I'm feeling good, Yeehaw Let's traffic some human organs, you know

00:24:32.120 --> 00:24:35.120
Full drugs Full old fashioned farm work

00:24:43.120 --> 00:24:46.120
Hello Hello

00:24:46.120 --> 00:24:49.120
Welcome to the farm There's chicken

00:24:50.120 --> 00:24:53.120
Here we are in the majestic rural areas of Langley

00:24:53.120 --> 00:24:56.120
Looking at the rooster in its natural habitat

00:24:56.120 --> 00:24:59.120
And you listen very closely

00:24:59.120 --> 00:25:02.120
You might just be able to hear them

00:25:02.120 --> 00:25:03.120
Delicious

00:25:13.120 --> 00:25:15.120
One tool per pioneer

00:25:19.120 --> 00:25:24.120
Going to harvest some organs I already said that joke Gonna go do some drugs

00:25:29.120 --> 00:25:31.120
One look up again Okay

00:25:34.120 --> 00:25:36.120
I'm gonna grab a hoe

00:25:43.120 --> 00:25:45.120
There you go Go for it

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Nice

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Cool, nice And then see what you're picking up when you're swinging it, right?

00:25:52.120 --> 00:25:54.120
Can you like hold it? Yeah, there you go

00:26:00.120 --> 00:26:04.120
Nice Okay, get a little bit higher Like, get ready to swing it like

00:26:05.120 --> 00:26:07.120
Yeah, there you go There you go

00:26:08.120 --> 00:26:11.120
Perfect Cool Um

00:26:12.120 --> 00:26:15.120
I think I just got like Like a wingman

00:26:15.120 --> 00:26:18.120
A wingman on the tool Yeah, that's good

00:26:20.120 --> 00:26:24.120
Just gonna do it a bit this way Yeah, you got that Whatever's good for you

00:26:28.120 --> 00:26:29.120
Okay

00:26:31.120 --> 00:26:34.120
Cool I'm gonna get like a sweat on the brow

00:26:34.120 --> 00:26:36.120
Yeah, I'm gonna come There you go

00:26:37.120 --> 00:26:38.120
Nice

00:26:40.120 --> 00:26:43.120
Alright Cool, yeah, I think we're good

00:26:43.120 --> 00:26:46.120
Okay I think even just like a

00:26:47.120 --> 00:26:50.120
Like a shot from the back Yeah

00:26:50.120 --> 00:26:52.120
Just like, you know, walking down the path

00:26:53.120 --> 00:26:56.120
I don't know when you want me to breathe Okay

00:26:56.120 --> 00:26:59.120
Breathe in There you go

00:26:59.120 --> 00:27:04.120
Cool And then just for another lighting reason

00:27:04.120 --> 00:27:07.120
I'm just gonna just come over here Yep

00:27:10.120 --> 00:27:12.120
I don't know, do you want to sit on that?

00:27:24.120 --> 00:27:27.120
Alright, cool You're looking over your Tata field

00:27:31.120 --> 00:27:34.120
One I'm just gonna come a bit closer

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Two Two One

00:27:40.120 --> 00:27:43.120
Nice Hey, hey, cool Alright

00:27:43.120 --> 00:27:46.120
Cool They're gonna get details of it

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in the office

00:27:52.120 --> 00:27:55.120
How are we gonna one up this, you guys?

00:27:56.120 --> 00:27:59.120
How? How?

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How are we going to one up this? How are we gonna one up this, Arjun?

00:28:03.120 --> 00:28:07.120
I don't know Let's hear the answer It's pretty crazy already

00:28:10.120 --> 00:28:12.120
Yeah, we could have explosives

00:28:13.120 --> 00:28:16.120
The office blew up The office blew up That's it

00:28:18.120 --> 00:28:20.120
My sports car blew up

00:28:21.120 --> 00:28:24.120
Something Oh

00:28:25.120 --> 00:28:29.120
My staff blew up my sports car when I wouldn't allow them to unionize

00:28:31.120 --> 00:28:35.120
Because it's gonna be just at the edge of believability if you're like tinfoil had enough

00:28:35.120 --> 00:28:38.120
Yeah I think that would stop me from moving

00:28:39.120 --> 00:28:43.120
So that's it Yeah So kind of like uprising and mutiny

00:28:43.120 --> 00:28:45.120
would be pretty good

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We could get like a

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like a really good makeup artist to come in and have like

00:28:54.120 --> 00:28:57.120
mind rebonds mutilated corpses at the end

00:28:58.120 --> 00:29:02.120
just like gruesome murdered by the team

00:29:02.120 --> 00:29:06.120
We cook over the channel or something like that and you've got like

00:29:08.120 --> 00:29:11.120
masked masked employees

00:29:15.120 --> 00:29:18.120
Don't tell Dennis Yes, don't tell Dennis

00:29:26.120 --> 00:29:30.120
What do you mean he deserves it at this point? Yeah, he's been asking for it

00:29:30.120 --> 00:29:35.120
I'll go back to the truck And are the tables staying here probably?

00:29:35.120 --> 00:29:39.120
Tables stay there Cool Yeah, I'm just gonna leave these

00:29:40.120 --> 00:29:43.120
Actually, I'm gonna take that So it's gonna be over there

00:29:45.120 --> 00:29:48.120
Just, okay Who can

00:29:48.120 --> 00:29:50.120
Oh, wow So Andrew

00:29:53.120 --> 00:29:54.120
How they faded

00:29:59.120 --> 00:30:01.120
Candles There, there and there

00:30:02.120 --> 00:30:05.120
And then all of the pine tears are in a circle

00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:09.120
around the potato with their arms around each other going

00:30:09.120 --> 00:30:13.120
boil them, mash them, stick them in the stew boil them, mash them over and over

00:30:13.120 --> 00:30:17.120
and Linus is just walking by as if nothing's happening

00:30:17.120 --> 00:30:20.120
So I'm I'm gonna get the camera up for a check

00:30:20.120 --> 00:30:23.120
I still might need some lighting Sure

00:30:23.120 --> 00:30:26.120
Yeah, I mean the candle's probably You won't

00:30:26.120 --> 00:30:30.120
Okay, so would you be okay with an insert on this one?

00:30:30.120 --> 00:30:34.120
Can you do that? Of Like if it's really dark in here

00:30:34.120 --> 00:30:37.120
and you can't really see what's going on Yeah, we'll see Okay

00:30:37.120 --> 00:30:40.120
I'm licking this kind of vibe here

00:30:40.120 --> 00:30:43.120
Yeah, it's kind of creepy, right? Yeah Yeah

00:30:46.120 --> 00:30:50.120
If we can find some way where you kind of frame it

00:30:50.120 --> 00:30:53.120
this way so that I can walk out

00:30:53.120 --> 00:30:56.120
and then I can walk in to the gaming lounge

00:30:56.120 --> 00:30:59.120
and it's here Okay Do you kind of get what I mean?

00:30:59.120 --> 00:31:03.120
Yeah, so you're going you're leaving right and right

00:31:03.120 --> 00:31:07.120
Exactly So Riley we're really worried about the

00:31:07.120 --> 00:31:11.120
sunlight and the shade So here's the pitch

00:31:11.120 --> 00:31:13.120
My lines are

00:31:15.120 --> 00:31:18.120
Next up Next up So I come in

00:31:18.120 --> 00:31:21.120
and I address the camera right here I go Next up

00:31:21.120 --> 00:31:25.120
the uncle Linus's gaming lounge I walk past nonchalant

00:31:25.120 --> 00:31:29.120
Wow, lunchroom's really busy today I walk out of frame here

00:31:29.120 --> 00:31:33.120
so that he's framed for these guys here and then I enter

00:31:33.120 --> 00:31:36.120
the gaming lounge We're just on our way

00:31:36.120 --> 00:31:38.120
and we're passing through the lunchroom

00:31:41.120 --> 00:31:43.120
Okay, wait, we need a potato

00:31:46.120 --> 00:31:50.120
Okay, so let's remember that we are in a building full of basically tinder

00:31:52.120 --> 00:31:55.120
Let's go out No, that's the famous one

00:31:56.120 --> 00:31:58.120
There must be a giraffe Gosh darn it

00:31:59.120 --> 00:32:02.120
Yeah It's fine Okay

00:32:03.120 --> 00:32:05.120
Once they get going a little further

00:32:06.120 --> 00:32:07.120
Okay

00:32:13.120 --> 00:32:16.120
And then just kind of like some here, Andrew

00:32:16.120 --> 00:32:19.120
framing-wise I'm not sure what you're going to be able to see

00:32:19.120 --> 00:32:22.120
and what you won't Yeah Shouldn't we do like three on that bench

00:32:22.120 --> 00:32:25.120
three on this bench and then three there all surrounding the-

00:32:25.120 --> 00:32:28.120
I think that front bench we're not going to see Yeah, I don't think so

00:32:28.120 --> 00:32:31.120
Here Can I just get like everyone who isn't there

00:32:31.120 --> 00:32:34.120
putting candles down so I can just have a look Ready?

00:32:34.120 --> 00:32:38.120
Just like empty your mind Boil a mashem stick

00:32:38.120 --> 00:32:41.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick

00:32:41.120 --> 00:32:44.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:32:44.120 --> 00:32:47.120
Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick

00:32:47.120 --> 00:32:50.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:32:50.120 --> 00:32:53.120
Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick

00:32:53.120 --> 00:32:56.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:32:56.120 --> 00:32:59.120
Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick

00:32:59.120 --> 00:33:02.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:33:02.120 --> 00:33:05.120
Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick

00:33:05.120 --> 00:33:08.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:33:08.120 --> 00:33:11.120
Boil a mashem stick A minestu

00:33:11.120 --> 00:33:14.120
Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick

00:33:14.120 --> 00:33:17.120
a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:33:17.120 --> 00:33:20.120
Boil a mashem stick a minestu

00:33:20.120 --> 00:33:29.360
Boil a mashem stick Linus, what are we doing right now? We're setting up uncle Linus's land gaming lounge the pioneers can earn points

00:33:29.600 --> 00:33:37.040
What are they called Riley? LT tokens they can earn LT tokens by working

00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:41.960
On these computers and if they earn enough LT tokens they can game on them as well

00:33:42.280 --> 00:33:49.280
But the trick is that they can only earn I think it's for LT tokens a day and each meal costs two LT tokens

00:33:49.280 --> 00:33:52.880
So no one ever games And no one ever eats

00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:56.240
Arjun, what's up? How have you been enjoying today?

00:33:56.640 --> 00:34:01.880
It's been fun. It's been um never thought I'd spend my time at a farm working for LTT, but

00:34:03.120 --> 00:34:08.240
Were you excited that you got to work in two? Two farms two whole farms. Hey

00:34:09.040 --> 00:34:14.040
Some of them doing weird stuff. Mm-hmm. How was that? Saw a rooster chasing a duck just then

00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:23.880
Did it feel like the discovery channel? Channel your budget budget discovery channel the best part is by recruiting more pine tears

00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:32.040
To work for you you are 10% of the tokens that they earn every

00:34:33.520 --> 00:34:36.880
You can earn 10% of every LT token there

00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:42.960
And then he goes you give him excited, huh? Isn't that great? You know like not you don't say that

00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:49.800
Yeah You say hey speaking of wage and you hold up the employee hand, but we have to see it

00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:56.440
I have no idea I'm something medical related

00:34:58.600 --> 00:35:00.600
I'm a mother cook

00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:03.840
So I'm Heisenberg

00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:11.800
He's a dead ringer for Brian Cranston

00:35:13.040 --> 00:35:16.080
Can't even tell us to a part two peas in a pod

00:35:21.520 --> 00:35:25.280
We were gonna do actual NFTs for the pictures of potatoes on the store

00:35:25.720 --> 00:35:29.680
Because I was reading that apparently there's an eco-friendly way to mint them now

00:35:29.680 --> 00:35:33.720
And I was like okay well as long as we do it like the way that's not super wasteful then it should be

00:35:34.160 --> 00:35:38.480
Yeah, the way that you eco-friendly mint NFTs is by buying carbon offsets

00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:47.080
I Stupid well at least it's better than clubbing baby seals. I guess which was the other alternative

00:35:49.520 --> 00:35:53.160
Didn't know how the science worked on that one need a tech wiki. Ah, where do you want these?

00:35:58.160 --> 00:36:06.480
Just kind of I was thinking like I was thinking like just kind of like yeah, like make it look just kind of like

00:36:08.640 --> 00:36:15.200
Okay, well there's all kinds of like screws and nails and stuff kind of hanging over everything so here if you want to take

00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:24.480
Take a few Okay, and like where where am I like I where where am I where's the shot? What's the shot? What's the shot?

00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:40.480
What the hell is this

00:36:43.520 --> 00:36:46.160
Yeah, we need to figure out

00:36:48.080 --> 00:36:54.800
How Colin is going to be brewing effectively, I don't think people I don't think we're doing all right, but

00:36:58.240 --> 00:37:02.480
Yeah, that's the smell of limited merch, baby Maybe

00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:07.200
We sell enough of these I feel like we have to bring them back, but then that would if you bring them back

00:37:07.200 --> 00:37:09.200
I would make them 64 ounce

00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:17.120
We should do a 69 ounce If you want to cram those extra five ounces, yeah, yeah

00:37:21.520 --> 00:37:26.960
I don't think we bought nearly enough of them no I think I think you should do the 64 ounce because it looks way more like a moonshine bottle

00:37:27.200 --> 00:37:30.880
It's one of those things where like you have to make the call on how many to order

00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:37.120
Before you have any idea what the product looks like this product the video, but now that we're shooting the video today. I'm like

00:37:38.560 --> 00:37:41.280
Could have bought with an order double, you know. Oh, well

00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:47.280
Buy a potato nft Not an nft jpeg ft

00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:51.760
It's a well, so yeah, actually we should just call them

00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:56.560
Which we call the pngfts because they're fungible tokens. They're not fungible

00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:06.800
Okay, sweet Yeah, just so you know, I can't see anything above where the white ones are now. So Riley, I wouldn't even

00:38:07.600 --> 00:38:11.280
Were you putting it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but after that nothing. Yeah, okay, great

00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:13.920
You got to open that sugar and put it into the

00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:18.960
Okay, yeah, okay I have a sharpie. Do you want to just write meth on it?

00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:24.240
Well, no, because there's no blank space on it. It's like literally just sugar. So we're pouring it into a big funnel

00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:26.560
It's a black sharpie. We're pouring that black sharpie. So

00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:33.220
Are you is it gonna like scratch out all the all the other stuff? Yeah, okay regular level. Okay

00:38:35.120 --> 00:38:38.960
Are you like handing it to him or something or no, we're working together. Okay, so he's gonna

00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:44.720
Yeah, get your mask on Yeah, there we go. There we go. Yeah, maybe pull it a little tighter

00:38:45.520 --> 00:38:49.920
Uncle Linus won't tolerate lack safety standards here. Okay. Okay, so

00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:55.840
He's your uncle, but he's firm Do you want me like tape up the bottom of it real quick so we can do a test or no

00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.040
Tape up what the bottom of the funnel so we don't keep doing it all the time

00:38:59.520 --> 00:39:02.400
I just figured he could just kind of like hold the hold the bottom with his hand

00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:09.680
And put some in and then that's how he's kind of like Controlling the flow. Sure. Okay. So so like while we're shooting like that's what I'm doing

00:39:09.680 --> 00:39:14.480
I'm just moving my hand slowly and pouring it in like this. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking

00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:17.280
Cool. It looks stupid. Can we get him like a

00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:24.000
Like a stir stick or something? Oh, you could just be like, yep stirring. There's gotta be something

00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:28.240
Okay, I'll be welcoming you into the room. Okay, and camera is rolling

00:39:29.200 --> 00:39:32.640
To maximize production. We need to keep our workforce energized

00:39:33.040 --> 00:39:38.720
According to imported juice exchange.com alpaca secretions are packed with stimulating compounds

00:39:39.120 --> 00:39:42.480
Ah, I'm gonna make my way back there during that part. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah

00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:48.720
Okay, I seem to agree. Let me know. Oh add a few secret ingredients from an old family recipe

00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:56.000
And you've got yourself a refreshing tonic that is just chock full of electrolytes keeping our pioneers working

00:39:56.800 --> 00:40:02.320
day and night We call it uncle Linus's classic potato moonshine

00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:06.960
At only 69 proof It's barely enough to be considered alcoholic

00:40:07.120 --> 00:40:12.240
But it'll still keep you warm during those chilly farm nights. Get yours at lttstore.com

00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:17.760
What was that? Great. That was good. That was great. That was great.

00:40:19.680 --> 00:40:24.320
Keep your keep your energized. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't yeah, I don't even let if unless you want to do

00:40:24.720 --> 00:40:28.720
Okay, if you guys are doing that good, let's get it. Let's get an insert.

00:40:34.640 --> 00:40:40.160
Oh, I need something broken. I'm sure it can't be that hard to find something broken. The lady? Here

00:40:40.160 --> 00:40:42.640
Oh, well, yeah, just grab a

00:40:43.600 --> 00:40:48.400
Grab a part from that moonshine room Yeah, apart from the moonshine room

00:40:48.640 --> 00:40:50.640
Why do I have this? Don't worry about it

00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:56.000
Before the door hinge or 3d printing a prosthetic like yeah, sure. I'll take a hinge

00:40:57.760 --> 00:40:59.760
Yeah

00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:05.520
Okay, are you ready for this that could either be a prosthetic like or a human like like

00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:15.840
Uh, I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need, but well, and then we're on like a static shot and you are like

00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:22.080
This is on slowly unsettlingly zooming into your face as you're like

00:41:22.720 --> 00:41:27.760
Upset remembering that the people that don't want you to succeed. It's all in this shot

00:41:28.640 --> 00:41:31.520
Okay, so how do you want me to get it? Oh, wait, it's said this shot

00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:34.560
It's all this is all the same shot the cops are dragging me out of here

00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:40.560
That's a different that's a different thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I do the whole thing in here. Yeah, okay

00:41:40.640 --> 00:41:44.480
So then yeah, we're neighbors don't want to be friends like like look down the camera. I'm just

00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:50.800
Like like Gus Frank. There's this scene and then there's the pizza. There's the pizza scene where you're andri take and

00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:56.480
And then there's the ending where you get dragged away. Okay. Okay

00:41:57.520 --> 00:42:04.240
are we so But I mean we might have to stretch that a little bit like maybe you start on this side

00:42:04.800 --> 00:42:13.920
And you kind of like move over to where you are now. Yeah, sure And then we lock the camera so we can do I mean it'll probably it'll be in post that'll be in post because

00:42:14.080 --> 00:42:17.440
Yeah, sure. It won't it'll go out if I do it on this. Yeah. Yeah

00:42:18.560 --> 00:42:25.040
so, uh, yeah I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they need but uh

00:42:26.080 --> 00:42:34.240
Some of our neighbors don't want to be friends Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it

00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:38.400
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish

00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:43.440
No matter In time it'll show them exactly what we're capable of

00:42:47.600 --> 00:42:53.680
I feel like you need to get darker darker. Yeah, I don't do dark very well. I'll try I'll try okay one more time

00:42:53.680 --> 00:43:02.080
You're like you're like pissed You're like you're like so pissed. Okay. All right. It's like it's like with held rage. Okay. All right, like be like

00:43:02.400 --> 00:43:07.040
You are the villain. All right. I'm the villain. I'll try and be like by the time you say arrogance blinds

00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:10.000
You shouldn't be like but they're against blinds them. It should be like

00:43:11.200 --> 00:43:17.600
But they're arrogant No, I don't know if we should go that that's not all the way like all right. Let me see let me see what I can do

00:43:17.600 --> 00:43:23.840
All right, I feel where it is in the line. Okay. Here we go I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but

00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:27.440
Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends

00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:32.800
Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it

00:43:33.520 --> 00:43:37.520
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish

00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:43.040
No matter in time We're going to show them exactly what we're capable of

00:43:43.040 --> 00:43:49.280
Okay, what's the momentous music can we sell it or do I need to try darker?

00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:56.400
I think that was that was way better. That was better Yeah, for sure. Okay. Do you want one more or are we okay? All right. We'll do one more one more one more one more one. Yes

00:43:56.800 --> 00:44:01.360
Okay, okay camera rolling Uh variety is ready

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I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but

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Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends

00:44:12.560 --> 00:44:17.680
Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it

00:44:18.160 --> 00:44:21.440
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what they've been but they're

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But they're

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Really because it's a slow zoom. Yeah, but but

00:44:29.200 --> 00:44:33.920
You don't need to do all this stuff up to here though, you know, don't we you have to go from the beginning of the yeah

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Okay, okay. Yeah, sure. Okay. Was that closer? Yeah, it was closer. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay fine. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm not an actor

00:44:44.240 --> 00:44:48.240
so you're you're You're upset, but you're trying to math

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Okay, I'll grab my teeth. All right

00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:59.360
I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but

00:45:00.240 --> 00:45:03.120
Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends

00:45:03.680 --> 00:45:09.200
Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it themselves

00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:13.840
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish

00:45:14.640 --> 00:45:18.720
No matter In time we're going to show them exactly what we're capable of

00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:26.080
Okay, I don't know you most only be like if I hadn't already seen the baby goats today

00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:31.120
I'd be like this is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. That is awesome. Hello

00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:38.880
That is way too cute

00:45:43.120 --> 00:45:48.320
Which way do you want me to come in? Where do you want me to lean? I'm liking the tire. I'm really liking this tire

00:45:50.880 --> 00:45:55.600
No, you don't like the tire I mean, yeah

00:45:57.600 --> 00:45:59.600
I'm down to have a little seat right here

00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:05.440
You want me up there?

00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:09.360
Sure

00:46:11.440 --> 00:46:15.840
Does he leave his office? He walks out with the office. Here's what we're gonna do because remember we have me

00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:20.080
We're looking over my shoulder. Yeah. Yeah, so we should do a zoom in

00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:28.880
And then you should do a zoom out Okay, I can do it. So he zooms in over my shoulder. We try to get approximately the same framing

00:46:30.080 --> 00:46:33.120
My costume has changed the background has changed. It goes

00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:38.720
Welcome And I turn around. Okay. How do you feel about that zooming into you?

00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:43.360
When we're in the office. Yeah, he zooms in over my shoulder at the

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Out the window. We're looking at the field. Yep. Oh And we're gonna do like a blur and then there's a hard cut

00:46:50.080 --> 00:46:55.200
And we try to get like Kind of approximately the same framing of my neck and shoulder

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And he goes Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. I guess you can't zoom out. Yeah

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Raleigh, I have to retire

00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:18.000
Yeah The shoot has gone about as well as as I could hope for given how

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Much we were scrambling at the end, but I mean we're on our third last scene

00:47:25.120 --> 00:47:28.080
It's going pretty good. Yeah, we're good to go. Okay. So

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Um Camera is rolling stay nice and still and I'll say I have a picture of this Riley

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I got one. Okay. Well get it exactly before I turn

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I'll turn when I call

00:47:47.520 --> 00:47:51.680
Got it. Okay And three two one action

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Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. You're probably thinking how does this make any sense?

00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:04.320
But think about it AI is coming for our creative jobs, but you know what an AI can't do

00:48:05.040 --> 00:48:10.160
Put plants in the ground and with the growing appetite for farming content in my background

00:48:10.640 --> 00:48:15.120
Makes a lot more sense than you'd think Like our sponsor

00:48:15.120 --> 00:48:22.880
Okay, cool Cutting we'll do it one more time. Um, I'm not going to pull all the way back though. Okay. So because it's a little bit too wide

00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:30.880
Too wide. Yeah. Oh, I like our cultist great job cultists keep milling about keep going. Yep. Okay. Okay cameras rolling

00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:35.200
Okay, we'll need to get a new picture Oh, of course. Yeah, I'll get it

00:48:35.840 --> 00:48:39.680
Or you'll need to look at the other picture or look at the reference picture and make sure it's the same

00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:45.360
Either way, it's fine. All right, we got it. Okay, so many things and three two one action

00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:50.880
Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. Now, you're probably asking yourself

00:48:51.520 --> 00:48:58.080
How does this make any sense? Think about it. AI is coming for our creative jobs, but you know what an AI can't do

00:48:58.640 --> 00:49:03.840
Put plants in the ground and with the growing appetite for farming content in my background

00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:08.960
It makes a lot more sense than you'd think Like our sponsor

00:49:10.640 --> 00:49:15.520
Okay, nice Yeah

00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:21.200
Okay, great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good with that one. You guys I'm good with it. Yeah guys like it. I like it

00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:24.160
And now you got to put on a robe. Okay. Let's do the room scene

00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:28.980
At lioness when you're decent, I'll let you touch wasabi as well

00:49:35.120 --> 00:49:40.240
You tie it like that. Yeah, exactly Geez, okay, and there should be another one that goes around

00:49:43.600 --> 00:49:46.640
Oh my god, um someone get the strawberry out

00:49:49.040 --> 00:49:51.040
Might be more than one strawberry

00:49:52.640 --> 00:49:58.240
All right, get on this. Okay, come on. I mean, well, where am I supposed to be? Oh

00:50:08.080 --> 00:50:14.160
That's a good Okay, so Brian, are we is he actually getting tackled here?

00:50:15.200 --> 00:50:20.640
Yeah, I didn't know about the tackler. No, go for it. I'll do anything to my grass. All right, so it needs to be on grass

00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:25.760
Oh, do we have the bald wig? The ball the boldly. Oh, no

00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:28.880
We don't have a bald wig, right?

00:50:31.120 --> 00:50:35.760
Oh, come on, you told me you would consider it at least we were never gonna

00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:40.400
That sounds like a great idea. I was like, why would you suddenly be bald?

00:50:41.920 --> 00:50:43.920
I'm like a little bit of sharpie marker

00:50:53.600 --> 00:50:57.200
Okay, someone tell me how to hold a cigar. I don't know. I've never held one before

00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:00.320
Yeah

00:51:07.120 --> 00:51:09.120
Okay, but but you know, this is a cigarette

00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:13.760
Okay, so how do you move this?

00:51:15.680 --> 00:51:17.680
Yeah, okay, wait, can I show you how

00:51:19.760 --> 00:51:24.480
Like that kind of oh, yeah, okay, okay, so you get the knuckle on sorry, man. I'm sorry

00:51:28.720 --> 00:51:34.960
For all my haters my doubters, I have one thing to say to you I can save you from mediocrity

00:51:35.600 --> 00:51:43.520
Come to uncle Linus's potato farm Apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of clienteers

00:51:44.160 --> 00:51:48.480
It's where fealty me my potatoes and my alpacas

00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:58.320
Like

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And then you drag me out the gates At that point like any any any like

00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:24.160
So all my haters and my doubters I have just one thing to say

00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:28.720
I can say Come to uncle Linus's potato farm

00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:34.240
Apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of clienteers

00:52:35.200 --> 00:52:39.120
It's where fealty to me my potatoes and my alpacas

00:52:42.560 --> 00:52:45.440
You'll never hold me hold me up 30 days

00:52:46.080 --> 00:52:48.080
Romanian prison ain't got nothing

00:52:57.120 --> 00:52:59.120
That's

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Who's the fool now this part about the farm is self-sufficiency

00:53:15.040 --> 00:53:19.600
We can turn our potatoes into potato flour get cheese and meat for the potato flour

00:53:26.400 --> 00:53:28.400
Oh

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Cheat the fact that we didn't spray paint on all the sides

00:53:49.520 --> 00:53:52.160
If you just come in and like put it down I actually like the bleeding

00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:57.760
Yeah, it's very joker-esque vibe So like

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This so if I if I kind of hand them in like this

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And

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Yeah, so Linus sits down he says the first part of the line

00:54:12.080 --> 00:54:15.520
Then I hand a few hot ass meters to make uncle Linus's pizza

00:54:18.080 --> 00:54:22.240
Yeah, spring me the pizza and uh make sure these boxes are composted

00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:29.360
Uh, and it does to me and then to the camera then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes

00:54:37.120 --> 00:54:41.120
Okay, wait this was the part where you like it was sped over the review, but

00:54:43.680 --> 00:54:50.080
Do you okay, did I change stuff or I don't think you changed anything in this one. Okay, okay

00:54:52.640 --> 00:54:54.640
Okay

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Okay, the best part about the best part the best the best part about

00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:14.560
The best part about the farm is the self-sufficiency

00:55:15.120 --> 00:55:23.280
We can turn our potatoes into potato flour Get cheese and meat from our livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes howl howl

00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:34.480
I'm uncle Linus here

00:55:45.120 --> 00:55:49.280
The best part about the farm is self-sufficiency

00:55:49.280 --> 00:55:53.600
We can turn our potatoes into potato flour get cheese and meat from our livestock

00:55:53.680 --> 00:55:57.680
And then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes from uncle Linus's to

00:56:01.120 --> 00:56:03.280
Sorry, I got this the best part

00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:21.600
How did I get in this room? I wish I had a chain the last day or two. It's been a real blur. I think I'm alive, but I'm not sure

00:56:22.640 --> 00:56:28.320
The best part of the farm Has the self-sufficiency we turn our potatoes into potato flour

00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:32.960
We get cheese and meat from the livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes to make

00:56:33.520 --> 00:56:39.280
Uncle Linus's pizza. Yeah, bring that bring that over here and make sure these do get composted

00:56:40.240 --> 00:56:44.240
That way we can make more fertile soil for more potatoes

00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:53.520
I think that was good. Yeah, that felt pretty good to me also though

00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:57.520
Like now that you're sitting down you can you can do the line again. Oh, you can do that

00:56:57.600 --> 00:57:01.120
You know what I mean if you want to do yeah the tail line, but I don't think you need to

00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:05.760
I think it's good. Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, and then we go right so to all my haters and doubters

00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:09.280
Can you wait? Can you do the one more just a very very last one?

00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:15.920
Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes just one more and like more

00:57:19.520 --> 00:57:25.280
Sure, you were you were like and make sure these like 75 of the way there and make sure these boxes do get composted

00:57:25.920 --> 00:57:29.760
Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes

00:57:32.080 --> 00:57:42.000
Okay, I can take off my ridiculous garb now

00:57:43.520 --> 00:57:46.000
No offense to anyone who unironically wears this

00:57:48.240 --> 00:57:54.960
We got to sell those hoodies They are actually very comfortable and not made of reused potato sacks. Yeah, sure

00:57:55.840 --> 00:58:03.120
They are comfortable It's not true. They my skin has been scratchy for days. I I have to see the doctor

00:58:03.840 --> 00:58:07.360
But we don't have one none of my concern get back out in the field
