Welcome to the behind-the-scenes of Uncle Linus's potato farm shoot
Later on in this video, I will take a big bite out of this raw potato
Delicious
Surviving
Hello chicken Okay
Riley you definitely rocked up on time today
I did definitely did not know this is about as the shoot is going about as well as I thought it would right now
Barely okay
It's April Fool's Oh
Chopping and stuff for some reason in my brain my brain was like there are tables in there
I think
Yeah
It depends on the framing so
We're gonna have to creatively frame this a little bit sure
Chinese chef's knife. It's basically a cleaver. Oh, okay. Oh, I do happen. Oh, so do we only need one knife?
This is a dollar store
He doesn't say weekend he says weekend
Well, no, it's right. It's right because the way that we do it weekend. Why is the emphasis on weekend?
It's the weekend. It's not the weekend. It's kind of like how everyone says South Park
No, it's South Park, you know, you don't think about these things right language is stupid
All right, we're gonna
I'm doing one hand
I'm very proud of that
Honestly, I think that's my make-up of us. I die tomorrow
Looks like you guys had a lot of fun with Actually, there's a lot of work today
Yeah, we can kind of raise mistakes with our April fools guys. We'll just see what means
Well, if we want to tie in merch again, we have to decide
Oh
Okay, great
I didn't like that food so when he finishes line, we're just gonna do this
Why can't you see the name pearl from there with the way? We're gonna get
Yeah, yeah, it should be fine
Just grab a veil of hay and drag it across the thing or like whatever
Pitchfork pitchfork grab a pitchfork me like walking back to the wheelbarrow. Sure. Yeah, love it. Love it
Okay, so here dry run
Now some potatoes don't meet our high quality standards, but
Throwing away potatoes. That's like throwing away money
Which is when it hit me we can take our
some optimal potatoes and combine them with uh
other things so that
Small pause. Oh with other things to make raw organic dog and cat food
After all, why should only humans participate in the farm table experience?
I
Yeah, it uh more that side, but yeah, I can see you might be andering around
Well, yeah, if you're carrying something away from them, that's pretty good. That's when it hit me
We can take our suboptimum potatoes and combine them with
other things To make organic raw dog and cat food
I mean after all, why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience?
Nice. I'll walk out. Oh, I walk out. Yeah, this way. Yeah, I know I do this
Okay, so we'll do it one more time then. How's the delivery? It's it's notes anyone?
I mean, I don't know. Don't beat out short pause. I know I did
I only want the first time. I don't feel like empty. I need you up a little bit more
You want more energy? Maybe like Okay, like talk a bit quicker. Sure. Like me be more excited about sure. Okay. Yeah
Okay, okay
Now some potatoes don't live up to our high quality standards, but throwing out potatoes
Well, that's like throwing away money Which is when it hit me we can take our
suboptimal potatoes and combine them with
Other things to make raw organic dog and cat food
After all, why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience?
Damn it Hit me we can take our
suboptimal potatoes and combine them with
Other things to make raw organic dog and cat food
after all Why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience?
Oh
Okay, wait, can we see the did we see the pearl name tag? Yeah besides we saw before the yeah
You can still see it. Okay. Yeah Cool. Cool. Yeah, I guess such a greedy stir eggs
So basically so I'm just gonna stand here and give it a little
And those I think someone should be behind the truck
Well, then it's gonna come up and over and you're not gonna have much
Yeah, it's fine. All right. Yeah, because it's just given it a little shake. I've got them really precarious
So basically we're just gonna see like three or four potatoes fall and it's gonna reveal the rtx whatever brand
Okay Yeah, oh, yeah, and then we've got uncle Linus's potatoes number one choice here
Oh, this is a great angle
Okay, and I come in with my creak, right?
Okay, right Okay, and we're not rolling
And it feels good, right? No one that in an unprecedented food crisis
Our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country and then I give it a whack
Yeah, so I'm gonna go fun fun looking away And
Give it, you know, if you can do it with one jerk, right? But otherwise give it a little
Like try to shake them off if you can this is probably gonna take you or three before we like get it right
Yeah, and that's fine. We should just see if like
We'll do a take and see how it falls there makeup
I'm just gonna go the other way because the wind's just gonna blow it all over there. Oh, it doesn't matter
Should I just go the usual way that's just blown all over the place? I go the other way
I mean messy or the better. Yeah, it's natural
Uh, knowing that our potatoes, right? Uh, and it feels good, right?
And it feels should I walk into frame? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go there. Yeah, and it feels good, right? No one
That in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country
Yeah, I told you go over here hold from over here
Okay, so yeah a couple things
So, yeah, I mean so there's this you're gonna get more torque from over here
Yeah, well hold on. I think we just need to make it more precarious
I don't want to pull the thing off. Can we can we not like?
What are we trying to do again? We're trying to we're trying to get some
Uh graphics card out of a crate of potatoes and uh, they did too good a job
So, you know, this is what we got We have to go across the thing
You might want to uh turn the other way
Really? Oh, that's great. I told you I'm a fucking contortionist, baby
So Jacob you got a hand kind of there
You know what I'm gonna get you a little more precarious leaning forward here on the with the box
So that it's a little easier for you to shake it and so you might have to even support it a little
Kind of see what I mean here. Okay, perfect. And then let me get these like very uh
No, no, no, no, I don't I don't need more what I need is less actually
Okay, so what I'm gonna need from you guys is uh Linus. Just give me my cue give me this give me this back
So I know what it sounds like before we go you bet You better believe it
Okay, so I'm trying to get this uh, I'm trying to get this real I'm gonna fall over I had possibly a stupid idea that like when you
This is so stupid. Maybe I won't maybe it's too dumb. But like when you
Say, oh, it's feeling like feeding hungry families across the country and you're that makes you so happy that you're like, whoo
Oh
Is that too much We should just let's let's try it to see if it's funny
How's that look is the box obvious
No, it's great You don't see the lug or anything. You're so excited about the back seat. Is that gonna feed family? Here we go
Just give me my cue and it makes you feel good
But wait, no, it might be too much if we're still going with the like Linus doing a regular video
But if it feels a move People won't know what about the leg, you know what I mean? If they notice it, I love it. Okay. That's okay. Well, there you go
Yeah, I'm good with that. So just start out a frame Linus and then yeah camera is rolling and action
And it feels good, right? Oh, I was off balance
That feels good, right No one
That in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country
Okay, okay Good
Let me just see what I can do here. Oh, no, because I don't want them to I want them to fall. Yeah, so
Look potato, uh, this is potato craftsmanship here. You guys wouldn't understand. I got an idea. Oh, don't wobble
If you can avoid it
Okay, I take this okay, she's stacked perfect
Okay Don't worry about it. Okay, we good
Yeah, you can get off. Okay. I don't know. No, I got this. I got this
I can get off like a cat
Okay, here we go. All right, let's do it Camera is rolling
On three two one go for it. It feels good, right knowing that
Yeah, I got it. Don't worry. I got it
That feels good, right? No, in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country
Do you need a hand out of there? No Just grab the crate
I'm holding it by the screen. I got it. I know I'll see you have to get out of it. Let me just get out of it
I got it. I know I'll see you have to get out of it. Let me just get out of it
That's the magic of the one inch punch, baby! Did we nail it?
I'm just gonna grab it Yeah, let me get that for you
Do you wear this? Music festival? I don't know
limited edition Yeah, I mean we only have 1500 of them. They're gonna sell out in like an hour
Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried, but if we brought in 15,000 we'd have a problem
I feel that Okay, let's go
I got my potatoes I'll bring a second of potatoes
Potatoes Boil them mash them, stick them in a stove
I'm kind of thinking you don't even see the ground I'm crouched on
It's just, yeah, it doesn't feel like I'm in the field though
Oh man, is that tractor leaving now? That would be so good to have him in the field
Wait, he'll come back Yeah, yeah
It's all good
Okay, fine Okay, let's get the line
It says, use what you got Well, what I got is generational wisdom about the humble potato
It's highly nutritious, versatile, and always in demand Making it a steady source of income that can help offset the losses from the lab
This is a longer line We can do coverage if we need to cut
We can do stock footage of potatoes
You don't have a spare hair, so I do
Don't worry
It's a video, this is a video shoot, that's for sure
That's about all I can say for sure
This is a video and we're shooting one As to what's happening on the video shoot
The video is being shot So, I'll have to get back to you on further details
It looks great Okay
So, are you ready to go? I guess so
We'll roll on it and 3, 2, 1, go
Chapter 1 of the Farmers Handbook says, use what you got
What do I got? Well, what I got, okay
Chapter 1 How's that wind treating ya?
Actually, it's been great for the shoot I was just gonna say
The hair, the wind-swept hair, yeah Actually, it's really good
So, we got one more shot That's a walk-in cooler
Is that in there?
You guys gonna move up the counter? Yeah, here, obviously
No worries I'm looking forward to seeing it
I like the whole idea We're gonna see how it turns out
Good
No, don't let us spot it again
Oh, that's smaller than it looks
These things were in here and the picture is the same
We can just tie them back Let me see if I can find something
I'll grab a
We bought prop potatoes
And brought them to a potato farm What are we, idiots?
In fairness to us, we didn't have our location nailed down until about 2 or 3 days ago
So, we weren't sure how it was gonna work out
Yeah, that opening shot I'm really glad we didn't decide on Colinas' onion farm
Because we have a bit where I'm like Something salt of the earth, something humble potato
And I take a bite out of it And with the potato, it's bad enough
But with the raw onion Oh, yeah, that's pretty dark in there
Look at that Well, you won't be fully...
The good thing I brought the magnets along, huh?
Nice Oh, yeah, not bad
It's lit, boys
So, where is... Yeah, he'll be there
Oh, yeah, can you leave that on? No? Nope
Okay, yeah
You're standing on that side
We should probably see this though
Can we open this any wider?
What? What? She's...
Nothing She's got me like... Reflecting
She's like... Okay
This is a horrible mistake There we go
What's up, Charlie? Charlie, what are you doing?
We're just trying to... ...get it
Just uh, Uncle Linus' farm is involved in a lot of different...
...diversified business assets
Right I didn't ask for this
I wasn't involved Okay
If somehow this gets posted out of context
It wasn't my idea We're gonna make some recipients very happy
To get a pig liver
What's a human organ? I'm confused
Pig liver Just cut all of that Crazy
You can kind of... I'm trying to cheat it so that we don't see the other side
Actually, that's okay Yeah, you won't see that
I don't like how the farm is like...
I feel like it's your take-off, it's... It's not fan shoes
I reckon, yeah Are you barefoot?
Like, legs in the back? I think... Yeah, that would be better
Because right now, it's... It's only if people see it
That's not how it'll be Okay, sure Chew this off
Yeah, can you do that? I'm on your puns, don't you think?
Okay, let's try to get this quick Hold the lock
Oh yeah, yeah, definitely the bare leg Yeah
Alright I've got my day to feed
Once we're done this shot Oh, you're bringing that in, okay good
Once we're done this shot Colin, don't move right away
Arjun will come in and get the whole shot of you
Okay Okay, so this is why...
Okay, and then I... Okay, we got the shot Okay, let's go
Okay Camera is...
Okay, don't forget someone off camera has to yell cut
After... With fresh produce and feed bags
Okay, camera's rolling Whenever you're ready
Oh wait, am I supposed to be on this side or this side? For now, it's okay
Because you're going to cross anyway But when you're talking to us, it'll be on this side you're on now
Okay, well I'm going to hoist the bag I'm just going to kind of go...
Everyone's so happy working here But leaving the farm for...
No? Well, that's going to be... And then I'm going to go like this
They're leaving the farm for family business
Entirely unnecessary That's why...
We keep a well stock order with fresh produce and feed bags
Yeah And then yell cut Okay
Alright, another shot I just... Okay, so...
Try not to say your line as you're like lifting up with all the crinkles
Got it Got it And also...
And also you can lift it up a little bit You're basically already in there when you lift it up
Sure Okay And now we'll go for...
Let me just see what's... I say don't lift it up
Just have it already on your shoulder Alright
And then you can say your line as you're going in and drop it Okay, well then
Sorry Yeah Okay, don't forget cut
And then I go... We got the shot? Yeah
Boom Okay, let's go Yeah, let's go
I like that hammer rolling You already have it up?
Yeah
Everyone's so happy
Everyone's so happy working here That leaving the farm for food or family visits
It's entirely unnecessary That's why we keep a well-stocked, larded, full of fresh produce feed bags
Okay, cut We got a shot? Yep
Let's go
Okay, cool Cut it
Camera rolling Alright
Everyone's just so happy working here That leaving the farm for food or family visits
It's entirely unnecessary That's why we keep a well-stocked, larded, full of fresh produce and feed bags
Cut We got the shot? Yep
Let's go
Okay, how'd that feel? You know I'm with the technology nowadays, right?
It's the best way for them to continue to contribute to what they've caused
Okay Shockingly, after the first location, we are basically on schedule
Yeah, I mean, we're a bit behind Due to me being out late in the morning
I don't know, we got this But, yeah, it went well
I'm feeling good, Yeehaw Let's traffic some human organs, you know
Full drugs Full old fashioned farm work
Hello Hello
Welcome to the farm There's chicken
Here we are in the majestic rural areas of Langley
Looking at the rooster in its natural habitat
And you listen very closely
You might just be able to hear them
Delicious
One tool per pioneer
Going to harvest some organs I already said that joke Gonna go do some drugs
One look up again Okay
I'm gonna grab a hoe
There you go Go for it
Nice
Cool, nice And then see what you're picking up when you're swinging it, right?
Can you like hold it? Yeah, there you go
Nice Okay, get a little bit higher Like, get ready to swing it like
Yeah, there you go There you go
Perfect Cool Um
I think I just got like Like a wingman
A wingman on the tool Yeah, that's good
Just gonna do it a bit this way Yeah, you got that Whatever's good for you
Okay
Cool I'm gonna get like a sweat on the brow
Yeah, I'm gonna come There you go
Nice
Alright Cool, yeah, I think we're good
Okay I think even just like a
Like a shot from the back Yeah
Just like, you know, walking down the path
I don't know when you want me to breathe Okay
Breathe in There you go
Cool And then just for another lighting reason
I'm just gonna just come over here Yep
I don't know, do you want to sit on that?
Alright, cool You're looking over your Tata field
One I'm just gonna come a bit closer
Two Two One
Nice Hey, hey, cool Alright
Cool They're gonna get details of it
in the office
How are we gonna one up this, you guys?
How? How?
How are we going to one up this? How are we gonna one up this, Arjun?
I don't know Let's hear the answer It's pretty crazy already
Yeah, we could have explosives
The office blew up The office blew up That's it
My sports car blew up
Something Oh
My staff blew up my sports car when I wouldn't allow them to unionize
Because it's gonna be just at the edge of believability if you're like tinfoil had enough
Yeah I think that would stop me from moving
So that's it Yeah So kind of like uprising and mutiny
would be pretty good
We could get like a
like a really good makeup artist to come in and have like
mind rebonds mutilated corpses at the end
just like gruesome murdered by the team
We cook over the channel or something like that and you've got like
masked masked employees
Don't tell Dennis Yes, don't tell Dennis
What do you mean he deserves it at this point? Yeah, he's been asking for it
I'll go back to the truck And are the tables staying here probably?
Tables stay there Cool Yeah, I'm just gonna leave these
Actually, I'm gonna take that So it's gonna be over there
Just, okay Who can
Oh, wow So Andrew
How they faded
Candles There, there and there
And then all of the pine tears are in a circle
around the potato with their arms around each other going
boil them, mash them, stick them in the stew boil them, mash them over and over
and Linus is just walking by as if nothing's happening
So I'm I'm gonna get the camera up for a check
I still might need some lighting Sure
Yeah, I mean the candle's probably You won't
Okay, so would you be okay with an insert on this one?
Can you do that? Of Like if it's really dark in here
and you can't really see what's going on Yeah, we'll see Okay
I'm licking this kind of vibe here
Yeah, it's kind of creepy, right? Yeah Yeah
If we can find some way where you kind of frame it
this way so that I can walk out
and then I can walk in to the gaming lounge
and it's here Okay Do you kind of get what I mean?
Yeah, so you're going you're leaving right and right
Exactly So Riley we're really worried about the
sunlight and the shade So here's the pitch
My lines are
Next up Next up So I come in
and I address the camera right here I go Next up
the uncle Linus's gaming lounge I walk past nonchalant
Wow, lunchroom's really busy today I walk out of frame here
so that he's framed for these guys here and then I enter
the gaming lounge We're just on our way
and we're passing through the lunchroom
Okay, wait, we need a potato
Okay, so let's remember that we are in a building full of basically tinder
Let's go out No, that's the famous one
There must be a giraffe Gosh darn it
Yeah It's fine Okay
Once they get going a little further
Okay
And then just kind of like some here, Andrew
framing-wise I'm not sure what you're going to be able to see
and what you won't Yeah Shouldn't we do like three on that bench
three on this bench and then three there all surrounding the-
I think that front bench we're not going to see Yeah, I don't think so
Here Can I just get like everyone who isn't there
putting candles down so I can just have a look Ready?
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Boil a mashem stick Linus, what are we doing right now? We're setting up uncle Linus's land gaming lounge the pioneers can earn points
What are they called Riley? LT tokens they can earn LT tokens by working
On these computers and if they earn enough LT tokens they can game on them as well
But the trick is that they can only earn I think it's for LT tokens a day and each meal costs two LT tokens
So no one ever games And no one ever eats
Arjun, what's up? How have you been enjoying today?
It's been fun. It's been um never thought I'd spend my time at a farm working for LTT, but
Were you excited that you got to work in two? Two farms two whole farms. Hey
Some of them doing weird stuff. Mm-hmm. How was that? Saw a rooster chasing a duck just then
Did it feel like the discovery channel? Channel your budget budget discovery channel the best part is by recruiting more pine tears
To work for you you are 10% of the tokens that they earn every
You can earn 10% of every LT token there
And then he goes you give him excited, huh? Isn't that great? You know like not you don't say that
Yeah You say hey speaking of wage and you hold up the employee hand, but we have to see it
I have no idea I'm something medical related
I'm a mother cook
So I'm Heisenberg
He's a dead ringer for Brian Cranston
Can't even tell us to a part two peas in a pod
We were gonna do actual NFTs for the pictures of potatoes on the store
Because I was reading that apparently there's an eco-friendly way to mint them now
And I was like okay well as long as we do it like the way that's not super wasteful then it should be
Yeah, the way that you eco-friendly mint NFTs is by buying carbon offsets
I Stupid well at least it's better than clubbing baby seals. I guess which was the other alternative
Didn't know how the science worked on that one need a tech wiki. Ah, where do you want these?
Just kind of I was thinking like I was thinking like just kind of like yeah, like make it look just kind of like
Okay, well there's all kinds of like screws and nails and stuff kind of hanging over everything so here if you want to take
Take a few Okay, and like where where am I like I where where am I where's the shot? What's the shot? What's the shot?
What the hell is this
Yeah, we need to figure out
How Colin is going to be brewing effectively, I don't think people I don't think we're doing all right, but
Yeah, that's the smell of limited merch, baby Maybe
We sell enough of these I feel like we have to bring them back, but then that would if you bring them back
I would make them 64 ounce
We should do a 69 ounce If you want to cram those extra five ounces, yeah, yeah
I don't think we bought nearly enough of them no I think I think you should do the 64 ounce because it looks way more like a moonshine bottle
It's one of those things where like you have to make the call on how many to order
Before you have any idea what the product looks like this product the video, but now that we're shooting the video today. I'm like
Could have bought with an order double, you know. Oh, well
Buy a potato nft Not an nft jpeg ft
It's a well, so yeah, actually we should just call them
Which we call the pngfts because they're fungible tokens. They're not fungible
Okay, sweet Yeah, just so you know, I can't see anything above where the white ones are now. So Riley, I wouldn't even
Were you putting it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but after that nothing. Yeah, okay, great
You got to open that sugar and put it into the
Okay, yeah, okay I have a sharpie. Do you want to just write meth on it?
Well, no, because there's no blank space on it. It's like literally just sugar. So we're pouring it into a big funnel
It's a black sharpie. We're pouring that black sharpie. So
Are you is it gonna like scratch out all the all the other stuff? Yeah, okay regular level. Okay
Are you like handing it to him or something or no, we're working together. Okay, so he's gonna
Yeah, get your mask on Yeah, there we go. There we go. Yeah, maybe pull it a little tighter
Uncle Linus won't tolerate lack safety standards here. Okay. Okay, so
He's your uncle, but he's firm Do you want me like tape up the bottom of it real quick so we can do a test or no
Tape up what the bottom of the funnel so we don't keep doing it all the time
I just figured he could just kind of like hold the hold the bottom with his hand
And put some in and then that's how he's kind of like Controlling the flow. Sure. Okay. So so like while we're shooting like that's what I'm doing
I'm just moving my hand slowly and pouring it in like this. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking
Cool. It looks stupid. Can we get him like a
Like a stir stick or something? Oh, you could just be like, yep stirring. There's gotta be something
Okay, I'll be welcoming you into the room. Okay, and camera is rolling
To maximize production. We need to keep our workforce energized
According to imported juice exchange.com alpaca secretions are packed with stimulating compounds
Ah, I'm gonna make my way back there during that part. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah
Okay, I seem to agree. Let me know. Oh add a few secret ingredients from an old family recipe
And you've got yourself a refreshing tonic that is just chock full of electrolytes keeping our pioneers working
day and night We call it uncle Linus's classic potato moonshine
At only 69 proof It's barely enough to be considered alcoholic
But it'll still keep you warm during those chilly farm nights. Get yours at lttstore.com
What was that? Great. That was good. That was great. That was great.
Keep your keep your energized. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't yeah, I don't even let if unless you want to do
Okay, if you guys are doing that good, let's get it. Let's get an insert.
Oh, I need something broken. I'm sure it can't be that hard to find something broken. The lady? Here
Oh, well, yeah, just grab a
Grab a part from that moonshine room Yeah, apart from the moonshine room
Why do I have this? Don't worry about it
Before the door hinge or 3d printing a prosthetic like yeah, sure. I'll take a hinge
Yeah
Okay, are you ready for this that could either be a prosthetic like or a human like like
Uh, I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need, but well, and then we're on like a static shot and you are like
This is on slowly unsettlingly zooming into your face as you're like
Upset remembering that the people that don't want you to succeed. It's all in this shot
Okay, so how do you want me to get it? Oh, wait, it's said this shot
It's all this is all the same shot the cops are dragging me out of here
That's a different that's a different thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I do the whole thing in here. Yeah, okay
So then yeah, we're neighbors don't want to be friends like like look down the camera. I'm just
Like like Gus Frank. There's this scene and then there's the pizza. There's the pizza scene where you're andri take and
And then there's the ending where you get dragged away. Okay. Okay
are we so But I mean we might have to stretch that a little bit like maybe you start on this side
And you kind of like move over to where you are now. Yeah, sure And then we lock the camera so we can do I mean it'll probably it'll be in post that'll be in post because
Yeah, sure. It won't it'll go out if I do it on this. Yeah. Yeah
so, uh, yeah I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they need but uh
Some of our neighbors don't want to be friends Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish
No matter In time it'll show them exactly what we're capable of
I feel like you need to get darker darker. Yeah, I don't do dark very well. I'll try I'll try okay one more time
You're like you're like pissed You're like you're like so pissed. Okay. All right. It's like it's like with held rage. Okay. All right, like be like
You are the villain. All right. I'm the villain. I'll try and be like by the time you say arrogance blinds
You shouldn't be like but they're against blinds them. It should be like
But they're arrogant No, I don't know if we should go that that's not all the way like all right. Let me see let me see what I can do
All right, I feel where it is in the line. Okay. Here we go I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but
Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends
Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish
No matter in time We're going to show them exactly what we're capable of
Okay, what's the momentous music can we sell it or do I need to try darker?
I think that was that was way better. That was better Yeah, for sure. Okay. Do you want one more or are we okay? All right. We'll do one more one more one more one more one. Yes
Okay, okay camera rolling Uh variety is ready
I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but
Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends
Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what they've been but they're
But they're
Really because it's a slow zoom. Yeah, but but
You don't need to do all this stuff up to here though, you know, don't we you have to go from the beginning of the yeah
Okay, okay. Yeah, sure. Okay. Was that closer? Yeah, it was closer. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay fine. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm not an actor
so you're you're You're upset, but you're trying to math
Okay, I'll grab my teeth. All right
I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but
Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends
Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it themselves
But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish
No matter In time we're going to show them exactly what we're capable of
Okay, I don't know you most only be like if I hadn't already seen the baby goats today
I'd be like this is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. That is awesome. Hello
That is way too cute
Which way do you want me to come in? Where do you want me to lean? I'm liking the tire. I'm really liking this tire
No, you don't like the tire I mean, yeah
I'm down to have a little seat right here
You want me up there?
Sure
Does he leave his office? He walks out with the office. Here's what we're gonna do because remember we have me
We're looking over my shoulder. Yeah. Yeah, so we should do a zoom in
And then you should do a zoom out Okay, I can do it. So he zooms in over my shoulder. We try to get approximately the same framing
My costume has changed the background has changed. It goes
Welcome And I turn around. Okay. How do you feel about that zooming into you?
When we're in the office. Yeah, he zooms in over my shoulder at the
Out the window. We're looking at the field. Yep. Oh And we're gonna do like a blur and then there's a hard cut
And we try to get like Kind of approximately the same framing of my neck and shoulder
And he goes Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. I guess you can't zoom out. Yeah
Raleigh, I have to retire
Yeah The shoot has gone about as well as as I could hope for given how
Much we were scrambling at the end, but I mean we're on our third last scene
It's going pretty good. Yeah, we're good to go. Okay. So
Um Camera is rolling stay nice and still and I'll say I have a picture of this Riley
I got one. Okay. Well get it exactly before I turn
I'll turn when I call
Got it. Okay And three two one action
Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. You're probably thinking how does this make any sense?
But think about it AI is coming for our creative jobs, but you know what an AI can't do
Put plants in the ground and with the growing appetite for farming content in my background
Makes a lot more sense than you'd think Like our sponsor
Okay, cool Cutting we'll do it one more time. Um, I'm not going to pull all the way back though. Okay. So because it's a little bit too wide
Too wide. Yeah. Oh, I like our cultist great job cultists keep milling about keep going. Yep. Okay. Okay cameras rolling
Okay, we'll need to get a new picture Oh, of course. Yeah, I'll get it
Or you'll need to look at the other picture or look at the reference picture and make sure it's the same
Either way, it's fine. All right, we got it. Okay, so many things and three two one action
Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. Now, you're probably asking yourself
How does this make any sense? Think about it. AI is coming for our creative jobs, but you know what an AI can't do
Put plants in the ground and with the growing appetite for farming content in my background
It makes a lot more sense than you'd think Like our sponsor
Okay, nice Yeah
Okay, great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good with that one. You guys I'm good with it. Yeah guys like it. I like it
And now you got to put on a robe. Okay. Let's do the room scene
At lioness when you're decent, I'll let you touch wasabi as well
You tie it like that. Yeah, exactly Geez, okay, and there should be another one that goes around
Oh my god, um someone get the strawberry out
Might be more than one strawberry
All right, get on this. Okay, come on. I mean, well, where am I supposed to be? Oh
That's a good Okay, so Brian, are we is he actually getting tackled here?
Yeah, I didn't know about the tackler. No, go for it. I'll do anything to my grass. All right, so it needs to be on grass
Oh, do we have the bald wig? The ball the boldly. Oh, no
We don't have a bald wig, right?
Oh, come on, you told me you would consider it at least we were never gonna
That sounds like a great idea. I was like, why would you suddenly be bald?
I'm like a little bit of sharpie marker
Okay, someone tell me how to hold a cigar. I don't know. I've never held one before
Yeah
Okay, but but you know, this is a cigarette
Okay, so how do you move this?
Yeah, okay, wait, can I show you how
Like that kind of oh, yeah, okay, okay, so you get the knuckle on sorry, man. I'm sorry
For all my haters my doubters, I have one thing to say to you I can save you from mediocrity
Come to uncle Linus's potato farm Apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of clienteers
It's where fealty me my potatoes and my alpacas
Like
And then you drag me out the gates At that point like any any any like
So all my haters and my doubters I have just one thing to say
I can say Come to uncle Linus's potato farm
Apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of clienteers
It's where fealty to me my potatoes and my alpacas
You'll never hold me hold me up 30 days
Romanian prison ain't got nothing
That's
Who's the fool now this part about the farm is self-sufficiency
We can turn our potatoes into potato flour get cheese and meat for the potato flour
Oh
Cheat the fact that we didn't spray paint on all the sides
If you just come in and like put it down I actually like the bleeding
Yeah, it's very joker-esque vibe So like
This so if I if I kind of hand them in like this
And
Yeah, so Linus sits down he says the first part of the line
Then I hand a few hot ass meters to make uncle Linus's pizza
Yeah, spring me the pizza and uh make sure these boxes are composted
Uh, and it does to me and then to the camera then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes
Okay, wait this was the part where you like it was sped over the review, but
Do you okay, did I change stuff or I don't think you changed anything in this one. Okay, okay
Okay
Okay, the best part about the best part the best the best part about
The best part about the farm is the self-sufficiency
We can turn our potatoes into potato flour Get cheese and meat from our livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes howl howl
I'm uncle Linus here
The best part about the farm is self-sufficiency
We can turn our potatoes into potato flour get cheese and meat from our livestock
And then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes from uncle Linus's to
Sorry, I got this the best part
How did I get in this room? I wish I had a chain the last day or two. It's been a real blur. I think I'm alive, but I'm not sure
The best part of the farm Has the self-sufficiency we turn our potatoes into potato flour
We get cheese and meat from the livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes to make
Uncle Linus's pizza. Yeah, bring that bring that over here and make sure these do get composted
That way we can make more fertile soil for more potatoes
I think that was good. Yeah, that felt pretty good to me also though
Like now that you're sitting down you can you can do the line again. Oh, you can do that
You know what I mean if you want to do yeah the tail line, but I don't think you need to
I think it's good. Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, and then we go right so to all my haters and doubters
Can you wait? Can you do the one more just a very very last one?
Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes just one more and like more
Sure, you were you were like and make sure these like 75 of the way there and make sure these boxes do get composted
Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes
Okay, I can take off my ridiculous garb now
No offense to anyone who unironically wears this
We got to sell those hoodies They are actually very comfortable and not made of reused potato sacks. Yeah, sure
They are comfortable It's not true. They my skin has been scratchy for days. I I have to see the doctor
But we don't have one none of my concern get back out in the field