{"video_id":"fp_WRzFz8BMGK","title":"FP Exclusive: April Fools 2023 BTS - Uncle Linus' Potato Farm","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2023-04-04T15:27:00.027Z","duration_s":3489,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":4.52,"text":"Welcome to the behind-the-scenes of Uncle Linus's potato farm shoot","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.76,"end_s":9.44,"text":"Later on in this video, I will take a big bite out of this raw potato","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.56,"end_s":14.56,"text":"Delicious","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":31.0,"end_s":33.0,"text":"Surviving","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":46.44,"end_s":50.44,"text":"Hello chicken Okay","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.24,"end_s":58.52,"text":"Riley you definitely rocked up on time today","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.92,"end_s":67.04,"text":"I did definitely did not know this is about as the shoot is going about as well as I thought it would right now","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":69.28,"end_s":71.28,"text":"Barely okay","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.0,"end_s":77.0,"text":"It's April Fool's Oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":77.48,"end_s":81.28,"text":"Chopping and stuff for some reason in my brain my brain was like there are tables in there","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.16,"end_s":90.16,"text":"I think","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":105.04,"end_s":107.04,"text":"Yeah","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.12,"end_s":113.12,"text":"It depends on the framing so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":116.08,"end_s":118.52,"text":"We're gonna have to creatively frame this a little bit sure","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":120.44,"end_s":127.76,"text":"Chinese chef's knife. 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Can you do the one more just a very very last one?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3431.92,"end_s":3435.92,"text":"Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes just one more and like more","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3439.52,"end_s":3445.28,"text":"Sure, you were you were like and make sure these like 75 of the way there and make sure these boxes do get composted","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3445.92,"end_s":3449.76,"text":"Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3452.08,"end_s":3462.0,"text":"Okay, I can take off my ridiculous garb now","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3463.52,"end_s":3466.0,"text":"No offense to anyone who unironically wears this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3468.24,"end_s":3474.96,"text":"We got to sell those hoodies They are actually very comfortable and not made of reused potato sacks. Yeah, sure","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3475.84,"end_s":3483.12,"text":"They are comfortable It's not true. They my skin has been scratchy for days. I I have to see the doctor","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3483.84,"end_s":3487.36,"text":"But we don't have one none of my concern get back out in the field","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Welcome to the behind-the-scenes of Uncle Linus's potato farm shoot Later on in this video, I will take a big bite out of this raw potato Delicious Surviving Hello chicken Okay Riley you definitely rocked up on time today I did definitely did not know this is about as the shoot is going about as well as I thought it would right now Barely okay It's April Fool's Oh Chopping and stuff for some reason in my brain my brain was like there are tables in there I think Yeah It depends on the framing so We're gonna have to creatively frame this a little bit sure Chinese chef's knife. It's basically a cleaver. Oh, okay. Oh, I do happen. Oh, so do we only need one knife? This is a dollar store He doesn't say weekend he says weekend Well, no, it's right. It's right because the way that we do it weekend. Why is the emphasis on weekend? It's the weekend. It's not the weekend. It's kind of like how everyone says South Park No, it's South Park, you know, you don't think about these things right language is stupid All right, we're gonna I'm doing one hand I'm very proud of that Honestly, I think that's my make-up of us. I die tomorrow Looks like you guys had a lot of fun with Actually, there's a lot of work today Yeah, we can kind of raise mistakes with our April fools guys. We'll just see what means Well, if we want to tie in merch again, we have to decide Oh Okay, great I didn't like that food so when he finishes line, we're just gonna do this Why can't you see the name pearl from there with the way? We're gonna get Yeah, yeah, it should be fine Just grab a veil of hay and drag it across the thing or like whatever Pitchfork pitchfork grab a pitchfork me like walking back to the wheelbarrow. Sure. Yeah, love it. Love it Okay, so here dry run Now some potatoes don't meet our high quality standards, but Throwing away potatoes. That's like throwing away money Which is when it hit me we can take our some optimal potatoes and combine them with uh other things so that Small pause. Oh with other things to make raw organic dog and cat food After all, why should only humans participate in the farm table experience? I Yeah, it uh more that side, but yeah, I can see you might be andering around Well, yeah, if you're carrying something away from them, that's pretty good. That's when it hit me We can take our suboptimum potatoes and combine them with other things To make organic raw dog and cat food I mean after all, why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience? Nice. I'll walk out. Oh, I walk out. Yeah, this way. Yeah, I know I do this Okay, so we'll do it one more time then. How's the delivery? It's it's notes anyone? I mean, I don't know. Don't beat out short pause. I know I did I only want the first time. I don't feel like empty. I need you up a little bit more You want more energy? Maybe like Okay, like talk a bit quicker. Sure. Like me be more excited about sure. Okay. Yeah Okay, okay Now some potatoes don't live up to our high quality standards, but throwing out potatoes Well, that's like throwing away money Which is when it hit me we can take our suboptimal potatoes and combine them with Other things to make raw organic dog and cat food After all, why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience? Damn it Hit me we can take our suboptimal potatoes and combine them with Other things to make raw organic dog and cat food after all Why should only humans participate in the farm to table experience? Oh Okay, wait, can we see the did we see the pearl name tag? Yeah besides we saw before the yeah You can still see it. Okay. Yeah Cool. Cool. Yeah, I guess such a greedy stir eggs So basically so I'm just gonna stand here and give it a little And those I think someone should be behind the truck Well, then it's gonna come up and over and you're not gonna have much Yeah, it's fine. All right. Yeah, because it's just given it a little shake. I've got them really precarious So basically we're just gonna see like three or four potatoes fall and it's gonna reveal the rtx whatever brand Okay Yeah, oh, yeah, and then we've got uncle Linus's potatoes number one choice here Oh, this is a great angle Okay, and I come in with my creak, right? Okay, right Okay, and we're not rolling And it feels good, right? No one that in an unprecedented food crisis Our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country and then I give it a whack Yeah, so I'm gonna go fun fun looking away And Give it, you know, if you can do it with one jerk, right? But otherwise give it a little Like try to shake them off if you can this is probably gonna take you or three before we like get it right Yeah, and that's fine. We should just see if like We'll do a take and see how it falls there makeup I'm just gonna go the other way because the wind's just gonna blow it all over there. Oh, it doesn't matter Should I just go the usual way that's just blown all over the place? I go the other way I mean messy or the better. Yeah, it's natural Uh, knowing that our potatoes, right? Uh, and it feels good, right? And it feels should I walk into frame? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go there. Yeah, and it feels good, right? No one That in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country Yeah, I told you go over here hold from over here Okay, so yeah a couple things So, yeah, I mean so there's this you're gonna get more torque from over here Yeah, well hold on. I think we just need to make it more precarious I don't want to pull the thing off. Can we can we not like? What are we trying to do again? We're trying to we're trying to get some Uh graphics card out of a crate of potatoes and uh, they did too good a job So, you know, this is what we got We have to go across the thing You might want to uh turn the other way Really? Oh, that's great. I told you I'm a fucking contortionist, baby So Jacob you got a hand kind of there You know what I'm gonna get you a little more precarious leaning forward here on the with the box So that it's a little easier for you to shake it and so you might have to even support it a little Kind of see what I mean here. Okay, perfect. And then let me get these like very uh No, no, no, no, I don't I don't need more what I need is less actually Okay, so what I'm gonna need from you guys is uh Linus. Just give me my cue give me this give me this back So I know what it sounds like before we go you bet You better believe it Okay, so I'm trying to get this uh, I'm trying to get this real I'm gonna fall over I had possibly a stupid idea that like when you This is so stupid. Maybe I won't maybe it's too dumb. But like when you Say, oh, it's feeling like feeding hungry families across the country and you're that makes you so happy that you're like, whoo Oh Is that too much We should just let's let's try it to see if it's funny How's that look is the box obvious No, it's great You don't see the lug or anything. You're so excited about the back seat. Is that gonna feed family? Here we go Just give me my cue and it makes you feel good But wait, no, it might be too much if we're still going with the like Linus doing a regular video But if it feels a move People won't know what about the leg, you know what I mean? If they notice it, I love it. Okay. That's okay. Well, there you go Yeah, I'm good with that. So just start out a frame Linus and then yeah camera is rolling and action And it feels good, right? Oh, I was off balance That feels good, right No one That in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country Okay, okay Good Let me just see what I can do here. Oh, no, because I don't want them to I want them to fall. Yeah, so Look potato, uh, this is potato craftsmanship here. You guys wouldn't understand. I got an idea. Oh, don't wobble If you can avoid it Okay, I take this okay, she's stacked perfect Okay Don't worry about it. Okay, we good Yeah, you can get off. Okay. I don't know. No, I got this. I got this I can get off like a cat Okay, here we go. All right, let's do it Camera is rolling On three two one go for it. It feels good, right knowing that Yeah, I got it. Don't worry. I got it That feels good, right? No, in an unprecedented food crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country Do you need a hand out of there? No Just grab the crate I'm holding it by the screen. I got it. I know I'll see you have to get out of it. Let me just get out of it I got it. I know I'll see you have to get out of it. Let me just get out of it That's the magic of the one inch punch, baby! Did we nail it? I'm just gonna grab it Yeah, let me get that for you Do you wear this? Music festival? I don't know limited edition Yeah, I mean we only have 1500 of them. They're gonna sell out in like an hour Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried, but if we brought in 15,000 we'd have a problem I feel that Okay, let's go I got my potatoes I'll bring a second of potatoes Potatoes Boil them mash them, stick them in a stove I'm kind of thinking you don't even see the ground I'm crouched on It's just, yeah, it doesn't feel like I'm in the field though Oh man, is that tractor leaving now? That would be so good to have him in the field Wait, he'll come back Yeah, yeah It's all good Okay, fine Okay, let's get the line It says, use what you got Well, what I got is generational wisdom about the humble potato It's highly nutritious, versatile, and always in demand Making it a steady source of income that can help offset the losses from the lab This is a longer line We can do coverage if we need to cut We can do stock footage of potatoes You don't have a spare hair, so I do Don't worry It's a video, this is a video shoot, that's for sure That's about all I can say for sure This is a video and we're shooting one As to what's happening on the video shoot The video is being shot So, I'll have to get back to you on further details It looks great Okay So, are you ready to go? I guess so We'll roll on it and 3, 2, 1, go Chapter 1 of the Farmers Handbook says, use what you got What do I got? Well, what I got, okay Chapter 1 How's that wind treating ya? Actually, it's been great for the shoot I was just gonna say The hair, the wind-swept hair, yeah Actually, it's really good So, we got one more shot That's a walk-in cooler Is that in there? You guys gonna move up the counter? Yeah, here, obviously No worries I'm looking forward to seeing it I like the whole idea We're gonna see how it turns out Good No, don't let us spot it again Oh, that's smaller than it looks These things were in here and the picture is the same We can just tie them back Let me see if I can find something I'll grab a We bought prop potatoes And brought them to a potato farm What are we, idiots? In fairness to us, we didn't have our location nailed down until about 2 or 3 days ago So, we weren't sure how it was gonna work out Yeah, that opening shot I'm really glad we didn't decide on Colinas' onion farm Because we have a bit where I'm like Something salt of the earth, something humble potato And I take a bite out of it And with the potato, it's bad enough But with the raw onion Oh, yeah, that's pretty dark in there Look at that Well, you won't be fully... The good thing I brought the magnets along, huh? Nice Oh, yeah, not bad It's lit, boys So, where is... Yeah, he'll be there Oh, yeah, can you leave that on? No? Nope Okay, yeah You're standing on that side We should probably see this though Can we open this any wider? What? What? She's... Nothing She's got me like... Reflecting She's like... Okay This is a horrible mistake There we go What's up, Charlie? Charlie, what are you doing? We're just trying to... ...get it Just uh, Uncle Linus' farm is involved in a lot of different... ...diversified business assets Right I didn't ask for this I wasn't involved Okay If somehow this gets posted out of context It wasn't my idea We're gonna make some recipients very happy To get a pig liver What's a human organ? I'm confused Pig liver Just cut all of that Crazy You can kind of... I'm trying to cheat it so that we don't see the other side Actually, that's okay Yeah, you won't see that I don't like how the farm is like... I feel like it's your take-off, it's... It's not fan shoes I reckon, yeah Are you barefoot? Like, legs in the back? I think... Yeah, that would be better Because right now, it's... It's only if people see it That's not how it'll be Okay, sure Chew this off Yeah, can you do that? I'm on your puns, don't you think? Okay, let's try to get this quick Hold the lock Oh yeah, yeah, definitely the bare leg Yeah Alright I've got my day to feed Once we're done this shot Oh, you're bringing that in, okay good Once we're done this shot Colin, don't move right away Arjun will come in and get the whole shot of you Okay Okay, so this is why... Okay, and then I... Okay, we got the shot Okay, let's go Okay Camera is... Okay, don't forget someone off camera has to yell cut After... With fresh produce and feed bags Okay, camera's rolling Whenever you're ready Oh wait, am I supposed to be on this side or this side? For now, it's okay Because you're going to cross anyway But when you're talking to us, it'll be on this side you're on now Okay, well I'm going to hoist the bag I'm just going to kind of go... Everyone's so happy working here But leaving the farm for... No? Well, that's going to be... And then I'm going to go like this They're leaving the farm for family business Entirely unnecessary That's why... We keep a well stock order with fresh produce and feed bags Yeah And then yell cut Okay Alright, another shot I just... Okay, so... Try not to say your line as you're like lifting up with all the crinkles Got it Got it And also... And also you can lift it up a little bit You're basically already in there when you lift it up Sure Okay And now we'll go for... Let me just see what's... I say don't lift it up Just have it already on your shoulder Alright And then you can say your line as you're going in and drop it Okay, well then Sorry Yeah Okay, don't forget cut And then I go... We got the shot? Yeah Boom Okay, let's go Yeah, let's go I like that hammer rolling You already have it up? Yeah Everyone's so happy Everyone's so happy working here That leaving the farm for food or family visits It's entirely unnecessary That's why we keep a well-stocked, larded, full of fresh produce feed bags Okay, cut We got a shot? Yep Let's go Okay, cool Cut it Camera rolling Alright Everyone's just so happy working here That leaving the farm for food or family visits It's entirely unnecessary That's why we keep a well-stocked, larded, full of fresh produce and feed bags Cut We got the shot? Yep Let's go Okay, how'd that feel? You know I'm with the technology nowadays, right? It's the best way for them to continue to contribute to what they've caused Okay Shockingly, after the first location, we are basically on schedule Yeah, I mean, we're a bit behind Due to me being out late in the morning I don't know, we got this But, yeah, it went well I'm feeling good, Yeehaw Let's traffic some human organs, you know Full drugs Full old fashioned farm work Hello Hello Welcome to the farm There's chicken Here we are in the majestic rural areas of Langley Looking at the rooster in its natural habitat And you listen very closely You might just be able to hear them Delicious One tool per pioneer Going to harvest some organs I already said that joke Gonna go do some drugs One look up again Okay I'm gonna grab a hoe There you go Go for it Nice Cool, nice And then see what you're picking up when you're swinging it, right? Can you like hold it? Yeah, there you go Nice Okay, get a little bit higher Like, get ready to swing it like Yeah, there you go There you go Perfect Cool Um I think I just got like Like a wingman A wingman on the tool Yeah, that's good Just gonna do it a bit this way Yeah, you got that Whatever's good for you Okay Cool I'm gonna get like a sweat on the brow Yeah, I'm gonna come There you go Nice Alright Cool, yeah, I think we're good Okay I think even just like a Like a shot from the back Yeah Just like, you know, walking down the path I don't know when you want me to breathe Okay Breathe in There you go Cool And then just for another lighting reason I'm just gonna just come over here Yep I don't know, do you want to sit on that? Alright, cool You're looking over your Tata field One I'm just gonna come a bit closer Two Two One Nice Hey, hey, cool Alright Cool They're gonna get details of it in the office How are we gonna one up this, you guys? How? How? How are we going to one up this? How are we gonna one up this, Arjun? I don't know Let's hear the answer It's pretty crazy already Yeah, we could have explosives The office blew up The office blew up That's it My sports car blew up Something Oh My staff blew up my sports car when I wouldn't allow them to unionize Because it's gonna be just at the edge of believability if you're like tinfoil had enough Yeah I think that would stop me from moving So that's it Yeah So kind of like uprising and mutiny would be pretty good We could get like a like a really good makeup artist to come in and have like mind rebonds mutilated corpses at the end just like gruesome murdered by the team We cook over the channel or something like that and you've got like masked masked employees Don't tell Dennis Yes, don't tell Dennis What do you mean he deserves it at this point? Yeah, he's been asking for it I'll go back to the truck And are the tables staying here probably? Tables stay there Cool Yeah, I'm just gonna leave these Actually, I'm gonna take that So it's gonna be over there Just, okay Who can Oh, wow So Andrew How they faded Candles There, there and there And then all of the pine tears are in a circle around the potato with their arms around each other going boil them, mash them, stick them in the stew boil them, mash them over and over and Linus is just walking by as if nothing's happening So I'm I'm gonna get the camera up for a check I still might need some lighting Sure Yeah, I mean the candle's probably You won't Okay, so would you be okay with an insert on this one? Can you do that? Of Like if it's really dark in here and you can't really see what's going on Yeah, we'll see Okay I'm licking this kind of vibe here Yeah, it's kind of creepy, right? Yeah Yeah If we can find some way where you kind of frame it this way so that I can walk out and then I can walk in to the gaming lounge and it's here Okay Do you kind of get what I mean? Yeah, so you're going you're leaving right and right Exactly So Riley we're really worried about the sunlight and the shade So here's the pitch My lines are Next up Next up So I come in and I address the camera right here I go Next up the uncle Linus's gaming lounge I walk past nonchalant Wow, lunchroom's really busy today I walk out of frame here so that he's framed for these guys here and then I enter the gaming lounge We're just on our way and we're passing through the lunchroom Okay, wait, we need a potato Okay, so let's remember that we are in a building full of basically tinder Let's go out No, that's the famous one There must be a giraffe Gosh darn it Yeah It's fine Okay Once they get going a little further Okay And then just kind of like some here, Andrew framing-wise I'm not sure what you're going to be able to see and what you won't Yeah Shouldn't we do like three on that bench three on this bench and then three there all surrounding the- I think that front bench we're not going to see Yeah, I don't think so Here Can I just get like everyone who isn't there putting candles down so I can just have a look Ready? Just like empty your mind Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick A minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick a minestu Boil a mashem stick Linus, what are we doing right now? We're setting up uncle Linus's land gaming lounge the pioneers can earn points What are they called Riley? LT tokens they can earn LT tokens by working On these computers and if they earn enough LT tokens they can game on them as well But the trick is that they can only earn I think it's for LT tokens a day and each meal costs two LT tokens So no one ever games And no one ever eats Arjun, what's up? How have you been enjoying today? It's been fun. It's been um never thought I'd spend my time at a farm working for LTT, but Were you excited that you got to work in two? Two farms two whole farms. Hey Some of them doing weird stuff. Mm-hmm. How was that? Saw a rooster chasing a duck just then Did it feel like the discovery channel? Channel your budget budget discovery channel the best part is by recruiting more pine tears To work for you you are 10% of the tokens that they earn every You can earn 10% of every LT token there And then he goes you give him excited, huh? Isn't that great? You know like not you don't say that Yeah You say hey speaking of wage and you hold up the employee hand, but we have to see it I have no idea I'm something medical related I'm a mother cook So I'm Heisenberg He's a dead ringer for Brian Cranston Can't even tell us to a part two peas in a pod We were gonna do actual NFTs for the pictures of potatoes on the store Because I was reading that apparently there's an eco-friendly way to mint them now And I was like okay well as long as we do it like the way that's not super wasteful then it should be Yeah, the way that you eco-friendly mint NFTs is by buying carbon offsets I Stupid well at least it's better than clubbing baby seals. I guess which was the other alternative Didn't know how the science worked on that one need a tech wiki. Ah, where do you want these? Just kind of I was thinking like I was thinking like just kind of like yeah, like make it look just kind of like Okay, well there's all kinds of like screws and nails and stuff kind of hanging over everything so here if you want to take Take a few Okay, and like where where am I like I where where am I where's the shot? What's the shot? What's the shot? What the hell is this Yeah, we need to figure out How Colin is going to be brewing effectively, I don't think people I don't think we're doing all right, but Yeah, that's the smell of limited merch, baby Maybe We sell enough of these I feel like we have to bring them back, but then that would if you bring them back I would make them 64 ounce We should do a 69 ounce If you want to cram those extra five ounces, yeah, yeah I don't think we bought nearly enough of them no I think I think you should do the 64 ounce because it looks way more like a moonshine bottle It's one of those things where like you have to make the call on how many to order Before you have any idea what the product looks like this product the video, but now that we're shooting the video today. I'm like Could have bought with an order double, you know. Oh, well Buy a potato nft Not an nft jpeg ft It's a well, so yeah, actually we should just call them Which we call the pngfts because they're fungible tokens. They're not fungible Okay, sweet Yeah, just so you know, I can't see anything above where the white ones are now. So Riley, I wouldn't even Were you putting it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but after that nothing. Yeah, okay, great You got to open that sugar and put it into the Okay, yeah, okay I have a sharpie. Do you want to just write meth on it? Well, no, because there's no blank space on it. It's like literally just sugar. So we're pouring it into a big funnel It's a black sharpie. We're pouring that black sharpie. So Are you is it gonna like scratch out all the all the other stuff? Yeah, okay regular level. Okay Are you like handing it to him or something or no, we're working together. Okay, so he's gonna Yeah, get your mask on Yeah, there we go. There we go. Yeah, maybe pull it a little tighter Uncle Linus won't tolerate lack safety standards here. Okay. Okay, so He's your uncle, but he's firm Do you want me like tape up the bottom of it real quick so we can do a test or no Tape up what the bottom of the funnel so we don't keep doing it all the time I just figured he could just kind of like hold the hold the bottom with his hand And put some in and then that's how he's kind of like Controlling the flow. Sure. Okay. So so like while we're shooting like that's what I'm doing I'm just moving my hand slowly and pouring it in like this. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was thinking Cool. It looks stupid. Can we get him like a Like a stir stick or something? Oh, you could just be like, yep stirring. There's gotta be something Okay, I'll be welcoming you into the room. Okay, and camera is rolling To maximize production. We need to keep our workforce energized According to imported juice exchange.com alpaca secretions are packed with stimulating compounds Ah, I'm gonna make my way back there during that part. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah Okay, I seem to agree. Let me know. Oh add a few secret ingredients from an old family recipe And you've got yourself a refreshing tonic that is just chock full of electrolytes keeping our pioneers working day and night We call it uncle Linus's classic potato moonshine At only 69 proof It's barely enough to be considered alcoholic But it'll still keep you warm during those chilly farm nights. Get yours at lttstore.com What was that? Great. That was good. That was great. That was great. Keep your keep your energized. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't yeah, I don't even let if unless you want to do Okay, if you guys are doing that good, let's get it. Let's get an insert. Oh, I need something broken. I'm sure it can't be that hard to find something broken. The lady? Here Oh, well, yeah, just grab a Grab a part from that moonshine room Yeah, apart from the moonshine room Why do I have this? Don't worry about it Before the door hinge or 3d printing a prosthetic like yeah, sure. I'll take a hinge Yeah Okay, are you ready for this that could either be a prosthetic like or a human like like Uh, I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need, but well, and then we're on like a static shot and you are like This is on slowly unsettlingly zooming into your face as you're like Upset remembering that the people that don't want you to succeed. It's all in this shot Okay, so how do you want me to get it? Oh, wait, it's said this shot It's all this is all the same shot the cops are dragging me out of here That's a different that's a different thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I do the whole thing in here. Yeah, okay So then yeah, we're neighbors don't want to be friends like like look down the camera. I'm just Like like Gus Frank. There's this scene and then there's the pizza. There's the pizza scene where you're andri take and And then there's the ending where you get dragged away. Okay. Okay are we so But I mean we might have to stretch that a little bit like maybe you start on this side And you kind of like move over to where you are now. Yeah, sure And then we lock the camera so we can do I mean it'll probably it'll be in post that'll be in post because Yeah, sure. It won't it'll go out if I do it on this. Yeah. Yeah so, uh, yeah I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they need but uh Some of our neighbors don't want to be friends Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish No matter In time it'll show them exactly what we're capable of I feel like you need to get darker darker. Yeah, I don't do dark very well. I'll try I'll try okay one more time You're like you're like pissed You're like you're like so pissed. Okay. All right. It's like it's like with held rage. Okay. All right, like be like You are the villain. All right. I'm the villain. I'll try and be like by the time you say arrogance blinds You shouldn't be like but they're against blinds them. It should be like But they're arrogant No, I don't know if we should go that that's not all the way like all right. Let me see let me see what I can do All right, I feel where it is in the line. Okay. Here we go I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish No matter in time We're going to show them exactly what we're capable of Okay, what's the momentous music can we sell it or do I need to try darker? I think that was that was way better. That was better Yeah, for sure. Okay. Do you want one more or are we okay? All right. We'll do one more one more one more one more one. Yes Okay, okay camera rolling Uh variety is ready I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what they've been but they're But they're Really because it's a slow zoom. Yeah, but but You don't need to do all this stuff up to here though, you know, don't we you have to go from the beginning of the yeah Okay, okay. Yeah, sure. Okay. Was that closer? Yeah, it was closer. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay fine. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm not an actor so you're you're You're upset, but you're trying to math Okay, I'll grab my teeth. All right I've also extended offers to neighboring farms to make whatever equipment they might need but Well, some of our neighbors don't want to be friends Apparently they don't like that. I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing it themselves But their arrogance blinds them from seeing what the ambition of uncle Linus will accomplish No matter In time we're going to show them exactly what we're capable of Okay, I don't know you most only be like if I hadn't already seen the baby goats today I'd be like this is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. That is awesome. Hello That is way too cute Which way do you want me to come in? Where do you want me to lean? I'm liking the tire. I'm really liking this tire No, you don't like the tire I mean, yeah I'm down to have a little seat right here You want me up there? Sure Does he leave his office? He walks out with the office. Here's what we're gonna do because remember we have me We're looking over my shoulder. Yeah. Yeah, so we should do a zoom in And then you should do a zoom out Okay, I can do it. So he zooms in over my shoulder. We try to get approximately the same framing My costume has changed the background has changed. It goes Welcome And I turn around. Okay. How do you feel about that zooming into you? When we're in the office. Yeah, he zooms in over my shoulder at the Out the window. We're looking at the field. Yep. Oh And we're gonna do like a blur and then there's a hard cut And we try to get like Kind of approximately the same framing of my neck and shoulder And he goes Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. I guess you can't zoom out. Yeah Raleigh, I have to retire Yeah The shoot has gone about as well as as I could hope for given how Much we were scrambling at the end, but I mean we're on our third last scene It's going pretty good. Yeah, we're good to go. Okay. So Um Camera is rolling stay nice and still and I'll say I have a picture of this Riley I got one. Okay. Well get it exactly before I turn I'll turn when I call Got it. Okay And three two one action Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. You're probably thinking how does this make any sense? But think about it AI is coming for our creative jobs, but you know what an AI can't do Put plants in the ground and with the growing appetite for farming content in my background Makes a lot more sense than you'd think Like our sponsor Okay, cool Cutting we'll do it one more time. Um, I'm not going to pull all the way back though. Okay. So because it's a little bit too wide Too wide. Yeah. Oh, I like our cultist great job cultists keep milling about keep going. Yep. Okay. Okay cameras rolling Okay, we'll need to get a new picture Oh, of course. Yeah, I'll get it Or you'll need to look at the other picture or look at the reference picture and make sure it's the same Either way, it's fine. All right, we got it. Okay, so many things and three two one action Welcome to uncle lioness's potato farm. Now, you're probably asking yourself How does this make any sense? Think about it. AI is coming for our creative jobs, but you know what an AI can't do Put plants in the ground and with the growing appetite for farming content in my background It makes a lot more sense than you'd think Like our sponsor Okay, nice Yeah Okay, great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good with that one. You guys I'm good with it. Yeah guys like it. I like it And now you got to put on a robe. Okay. Let's do the room scene At lioness when you're decent, I'll let you touch wasabi as well You tie it like that. Yeah, exactly Geez, okay, and there should be another one that goes around Oh my god, um someone get the strawberry out Might be more than one strawberry All right, get on this. Okay, come on. I mean, well, where am I supposed to be? Oh That's a good Okay, so Brian, are we is he actually getting tackled here? Yeah, I didn't know about the tackler. No, go for it. I'll do anything to my grass. All right, so it needs to be on grass Oh, do we have the bald wig? The ball the boldly. Oh, no We don't have a bald wig, right? Oh, come on, you told me you would consider it at least we were never gonna That sounds like a great idea. I was like, why would you suddenly be bald? I'm like a little bit of sharpie marker Okay, someone tell me how to hold a cigar. I don't know. I've never held one before Yeah Okay, but but you know, this is a cigarette Okay, so how do you move this? Yeah, okay, wait, can I show you how Like that kind of oh, yeah, okay, okay, so you get the knuckle on sorry, man. I'm sorry For all my haters my doubters, I have one thing to say to you I can save you from mediocrity Come to uncle Linus's potato farm Apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of clienteers It's where fealty me my potatoes and my alpacas Like And then you drag me out the gates At that point like any any any like So all my haters and my doubters I have just one thing to say I can say Come to uncle Linus's potato farm Apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of clienteers It's where fealty to me my potatoes and my alpacas You'll never hold me hold me up 30 days Romanian prison ain't got nothing That's Who's the fool now this part about the farm is self-sufficiency We can turn our potatoes into potato flour get cheese and meat for the potato flour Oh Cheat the fact that we didn't spray paint on all the sides If you just come in and like put it down I actually like the bleeding Yeah, it's very joker-esque vibe So like This so if I if I kind of hand them in like this And Yeah, so Linus sits down he says the first part of the line Then I hand a few hot ass meters to make uncle Linus's pizza Yeah, spring me the pizza and uh make sure these boxes are composted Uh, and it does to me and then to the camera then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes Okay, wait this was the part where you like it was sped over the review, but Do you okay, did I change stuff or I don't think you changed anything in this one. Okay, okay Okay Okay, the best part about the best part the best the best part about The best part about the farm is the self-sufficiency We can turn our potatoes into potato flour Get cheese and meat from our livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes howl howl I'm uncle Linus here The best part about the farm is self-sufficiency We can turn our potatoes into potato flour get cheese and meat from our livestock And then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes from uncle Linus's to Sorry, I got this the best part How did I get in this room? I wish I had a chain the last day or two. It's been a real blur. I think I'm alive, but I'm not sure The best part of the farm Has the self-sufficiency we turn our potatoes into potato flour We get cheese and meat from the livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes to make Uncle Linus's pizza. Yeah, bring that bring that over here and make sure these do get composted That way we can make more fertile soil for more potatoes I think that was good. Yeah, that felt pretty good to me also though Like now that you're sitting down you can you can do the line again. Oh, you can do that You know what I mean if you want to do yeah the tail line, but I don't think you need to I think it's good. Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, and then we go right so to all my haters and doubters Can you wait? Can you do the one more just a very very last one? Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes just one more and like more Sure, you were you were like and make sure these like 75 of the way there and make sure these boxes do get composted Then we can make more fertile soil for my potatoes Okay, I can take off my ridiculous garb now No offense to anyone who unironically wears this We got to sell those hoodies They are actually very comfortable and not made of reused potato sacks. Yeah, sure They are comfortable It's not true. They my skin has been scratchy for days. I I have to see the doctor But we don't have one none of my concern get back out in the field"}