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It's fair to say most of us don't like spreadsheets, but the people who do like them

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like them a lot. And while many of us use Microsoft Excel in our day-to-day work,

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an elite few have adapted the world's most popular spreadsheet software

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into an e-sports phenomenon. In 2022, the Excel World Championship debuted as part of ESPN's

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The Ocho, an annual showcase of lower-profile sports like axe throwing, corgi racing, and of

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course, the Slippery Stair Climb. The vast majority of viewers had never even conceived of

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competitive Excel before, because there are some levels of nerdy that are simply beyond mere mortal

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ken. But the sport was popular enough that it was renewed for the 2023 Ocho and will be holding

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its finale in the Las Vegas HyperX e-sports arena this December with a prize pool of $10,000 across

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But Excel as an e-sport didn't appear out of nowhere fully formed in 2022. It came out of an

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existing culture of financial modeling competitions. Basically, these are tournaments where participants

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must create a financial forecast for a fictional company based on a provided data set in, what

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else, Excel. The organizers of the Financial Modeling World Championship were looking for a

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way to turn these competitions into a spectator sport, because apparently the cultural mainstream

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is unenthusiastic about debt service coverage ratios, which is a real shame. They gradually

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adapted the format to make the contests more exciting and accessible, and in mid-2021,

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they went viral. Because, you know, pandemic. Finally, ESPN expressed an interest, and the

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FMWC Open was streamed on ESPN3 in December 2021. The next year, Microsoft sponsored the competition,

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lending it their own name, and making it the Microsoft Excel World Championship.

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But what does a round of competitive Excel actually look like? And how do you Excel enough to win?

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Each round of an Excel tournament has a unique challenge, like tabulating the results of a

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series of hypothetical elections or projecting the outcome of a game of whack-a-mole. Participants

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have to answer a series of 100 increasingly difficult questions about the puzzle in only 30

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minutes. That's roughly one answer every 18 seconds, but that assumes that the players are

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answering them one at a time, which they aren't, unless time is short and they're desperate.

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Questions are typically organized into five batches of 20 questions, and the dominant strategy

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by experienced players is to create a single formula that will solve an entire batch. This means

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that a player's score can stagnate for long periods, then jump rapidly. It can even go down,

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which means it's time for a quick undo. But that might not save novice players who get stuck and

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wind up with a big fat zero out of a thousand. The winner is whoever answers all the questions

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correctly first or whoever has the most points when the 30 minutes are up. The puzzles can vary

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a lot in terms of difficulty, so the points players receive are typically adjusted to normalize scores

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across games. An infamous 2021 case based on the game's civilization was so difficult that the

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winner managed to get just eight points total, narrowly edging out his opponent who managed to

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accumulate a paltry six. Both of them were guessing, which can be executed quickly and

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efficiently using the formula rand between to cover large batches of unknown answers. Familiarity

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with keyboard shortcuts is obviously a necessary skill, to the point that player BIOS will list

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their favorite shortcut. And there's some hot controversy in the meta over whether competitive

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players should ever use a mouse to navigate. Advanced players with a fluency and visual

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basic might even code on the fly. Unsurprisingly, the game tends to be dominated by accountants,

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actuaries, mathematicians, and engineers. You know, the alpha nerds. The format of games can vary as

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well, with tournaments sometimes featuring 1v1 elimination matches and other times 8 player

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battle royales. It's brutal. A panel of commentators narrate the game, dissect the outcome,

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and introduce and interview the players before and after the fact. And at in-person events,

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there's often an electric crowd excited to see their favorite Excel battler perform the spreadsheet

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equivalent of a mounted elbow drop off the top rope. And it's not a sport without merch. They've

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got shirts like this invalid formula, divided by zero design, or this one with all your favorite

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formulas. I'm partial to equal count ifs, open, parent, closed, parent, myself. The Microsoft

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Excel World Championship isn't the only gaming arena where you'll find Excel. It's had a long,

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if eccentric history in gaming, usually acting as an external, supplementary tool for complex

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RPGs that require advanced data management. Eve Online, the game sometimes called spreadsheets

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in space, actually got an official Excel plug-in earlier this year, much to the excitement of its

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player base. Not to mention that people have been programming games directly into Excel for decades,

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like Snake, Minesweeper, and even Battleship. If there's anything we can learn from a sweaty

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crowd cheering on their favorite Excel champion as they formulate their way to victory, it's that

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human beings can find joy in literally anything. And it brings me great joy to see you here at the

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