WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.120 Oh, hi there, it's me, Riley Murdoch, and welcome to my crib. 00:00:07.120 --> 00:00:11.240 Let's show you what's going on. So we're doing this day in the life thing, is that right? 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:14.680 That is correct. Why would you want to know what I do? Why not? 00:00:14.680 --> 00:00:18.800 People want to know? It's tech news. It's just all tech news all the time. 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:23.000 We want to see the tech news. See how it works, how you get the tech news. 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:28.720 Internet. This way. Today's not a tech week day, I'll say that. 00:00:28.720 --> 00:00:33.440 On a tech week day, I come in, I sit down, I see what the tech news is, I write tech 00:00:33.440 --> 00:00:38.760 like we make tech like, that's kind of boring, but today's a non-tech week day, so I'll come 00:00:38.760 --> 00:00:45.040 in, I'll see what's going on, I'll insult Ethan, and then I'll say hi to Dennis and 00:00:45.040 --> 00:00:50.880 say sorry for tech link being so late every day, and then I'll check what is on my schedule. 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:56.280 I should have cleaned my desk probably before we did this. 00:00:56.280 --> 00:01:01.480 I'll blur it all out. You didn't tell me to do that. It's the day in life, it's what happens. 00:01:01.480 --> 00:01:11.000 Things on my docket today is having a meeting with James about how horrible I've been doing. 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:14.760 Just kidding, we're hiring people, I think. Is that disclosed? 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:18.440 I think it is, probably. It's fine. 00:01:18.440 --> 00:01:21.960 Just having a meeting, so I'm going to see if he's available for the meeting, and if 00:01:21.960 --> 00:01:25.320 he's not, then maybe I'll just talk to you some more. 00:01:25.320 --> 00:01:29.520 On tech link days particularly, I raise my desk up. 00:01:29.520 --> 00:01:35.680 I think I'm the only person in this room with a standing desk, and some people aren't happy 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:41.360 about that. I think you're the only person in this office that uses a standing desk to stand. 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:49.040 It's good, it's a hack, because if I, it helps me work, I'm like okay, I can't sit down 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:53.880 until I'm done tech link, and I've had to do that because I've gotten slower and slower. 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:59.880 So you've feet ever hurt? No, I have this nice, I take my shoes off. 00:01:59.880 --> 00:02:05.440 Very unprofessional, but you guys are Floatplane, you can know about this stuff. 00:02:05.440 --> 00:02:08.440 Love you. What's up next Riley? 00:02:08.440 --> 00:02:11.760 Next, I just told you, James can do the meeting. 00:02:11.760 --> 00:02:14.760 Excuse me. You're excused. Thank you. 00:02:14.760 --> 00:02:28.760 Sorry. You're welcome. I'm having a meeting with James, yeah, this is actually day in the life. 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:33.640 I used to be a meme that I was the nicest person in the office, I would come in every 00:02:33.640 --> 00:02:38.320 day and say good morning to everybody, and now everyone just hates me, and I'm the worst 00:02:38.320 --> 00:02:41.840 and making the building worse, exactly. Even worse than Colton. 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:44.840 Hi everybody. Woof! Wow. 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:47.840 Exhibit A. James is in that. Is he not here? 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:50.840 He's over yonder. What are you doing? Is that your mask? 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:53.840 No. Are you diagnosed with something? No. 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:56.840 Hi James. Hi Riley. I brought you my lunch. 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:59.840 Excellent. Just kidding, I forgot I brought this over because I'm too busy. I'm not busy. 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:02.840 I'm not busy. I'm not busy. I'm not busy. 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:05.840 I'm not busy. I'm not busy. I'm not busy. 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:08.840 I'm not busy. I'm not busy. I'm not busy. 00:03:08.840 --> 00:03:12.840 I'm not busy. I'm not busy. Sorry, but I brought this over because I have to put it in the fridge. 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:16.840 Oh. The biggest part of my day is coming over here to put my lunch in the fridge. 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:20.840 It's very, very exciting. 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:23.840 Oh, is that? 00:03:23.840 --> 00:03:33.400 12, 12. So I'm going to, I'm going to Jake get out of the way, so I'm going to go in the meeting 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:37.880 room and wait for him. Check in with you later. 00:03:37.880 --> 00:03:41.600 Gross. It's a little better than the regular... 00:03:41.600 --> 00:03:43.600 Just go on your laptop, I'm out of shit. 00:03:56.600 --> 00:03:59.600 Wow, what a great meeting. So productive. 00:03:59.600 --> 00:04:03.600 I feel energized and I have a good plan for the day. 00:04:03.600 --> 00:04:06.600 So, do I tell you what that was? 00:04:06.600 --> 00:04:09.600 I'm sure, if it wasn't really confidential. 00:04:09.600 --> 00:04:14.600 If it wasn't what? If it was like confidential, yeah. Oh no, it wasn't. 00:04:14.600 --> 00:04:18.600 We're hiring someone for TechLinked. 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:21.600 You can see stuff about this soon on the internet, 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:24.600 where we post all of our stuff. Check it out. 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:29.600 Yeah, so basically in that meeting we figured out 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.600 what it is that we want to prioritize and what this plan is. 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:36.600 So now I have some things to execute, including posting about it, 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:40.600 putting it in a TechLinked script. 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:43.600 I like being this high above you. 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:46.600 You're a tall person, and so might be you're taller than me, 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:49.600 so this makes me feel superior. How does it make you feel? 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:53.600 Not great. 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:56.600 I don't like standing and talking in front of everybody like this. 00:04:56.600 --> 00:04:59.600 No, Riley, it's great. We know that you're the one that pees on the floor. 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:02.600 No. 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.600 Hot tip. Hot tip, sit down to pee. 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:10.600 It's relaxing. Why would I stand up when I can sit? 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:16.600 That's the gigachat move. This doesn't matter what anyone else says. 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:19.600 I had a mustache of a person who pees on the floor. 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:22.600 What? What is that? 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:27.600 What? Wait, what? I had a mustache of someone who pees on the floor. 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:32.600 Yeah, well, that's my disguise. 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:35.600 Yeah, so now time for more computer work. 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:40.600 That's what it sounds like. See you later. 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:46.600 Listen, I just realized I said, why would I stand when I can sit, 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.600 and then I came back to my standing desk, 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:52.600 where I choose to stand instead of sit, 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:55.600 but it's different. How so? 00:05:55.600 --> 00:06:03.600 It just is. Stop it. 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:08.600 It's lunchtime. 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:11.600 I'm gonna make a coffee, Dan. A little coffee? I'm addicted. 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:14.600 How many coffees do you drink a day? Two. 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:17.600 Are you gonna come with me? Sure. 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:22.600 Walk and talk. Yep. This is my whole day just going back and forth in this hallway. 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:25.600 Getting a pay to walk around? 00:06:25.600 --> 00:06:28.600 Yeah, I am addicted to coffee. 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:31.600 What's your favorite coffee place? 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:36.600 Coffee place? Like fast food coffee type of situation. 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:39.600 I didn't know this would have like interview elements. 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:46.600 This is fun. It used to be blend coffee, which is a Canadian thing, 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:52.600 and in Japan. It's just in Canada and Japan. 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:57.600 And they make great stuff. They use Belgian chocolate in the hot chocolates, 00:06:57.600 --> 00:07:03.600 and generally way better coffee than Starbucks. 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:08.600 But now it's Wave's coffee, which is another Canadian thing, 00:07:08.600 --> 00:07:13.600 because there's no blends really close to where I live. 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:18.600 Wave's filled that voice. What do you think about like Tim Horton's at McDonald's? 00:07:18.600 --> 00:07:23.600 They're fine. Do you ever go on the soylent diet again? 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:27.600 Not soylent diet. Everybody, do you know about this? 00:07:27.600 --> 00:07:32.600 I remember you mentioned this. Everyone thinks that soylent is supposed to be like a meal replacement, 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:37.600 and you're only supposed to have soylent. But it's actually just meant to be like, 00:07:37.600 --> 00:07:40.600 oh, instead of going to McDonald's or something, 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:44.600 you just have a soylent. Like a meal replacement? It's more, it's like a meal replacement, 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:49.600 but it's actually like good for you, instead of just like being a bunch of sugar and carbs and stuff. 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:53.600 It's made from algae. 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:58.600 I don't have any soylent on me, and I haven't had soylent in a while, 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:04.600 but I miss it. Just do a soylent taste test for when exclusive? 00:08:04.600 --> 00:08:07.600 Yeah. I'd be down for that. 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:12.600 I'd probably do the best. I'd wean myself off coffee at one time. 00:08:12.600 --> 00:08:17.600 Hands are wet. 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:20.600 Yeah. What did you do before? Why'd you do that? 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:23.600 Well, I was tired of being addicted. Fair enough. It's really annoying having to have two coffee. 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:26.600 Look at this. This is such a process. It sucks. 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:29.600 And what am I going to do? Have caffeine pills? 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:32.600 No, thank you. How about energy drinks? We have all the Red Bulls. 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:35.600 No, no, that's horrible for you. Do you drink energy drinks? 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:38.600 I drink like two a day. It was really bad. You were? 00:08:38.600 --> 00:08:41.600 Well, till they run out. Oh, I see. 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:44.600 I'm standing next to the Red Bull thing. 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:47.600 That's empty. No one should have energy drinks. 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:52.600 It's really bad. Energy drinks are a tool to be used in emergencies. 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:56.600 I have this captive audience. I can say anything to you right now. 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:01.600 You have to listen. Anyways, I weaned myself off coffee for a bit there. 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:04.600 But then we had CES. 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:08.600 And I could just not function without coffee at CES. 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:11.600 And then I had a child. And it was like, OK, I'm locked in. 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:15.600 I'm locked in again, I guess, until he goes to school. 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:19.600 Until he goes away. Oh, and my lunch. 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:22.600 I forgot about it. What do you have for lunch today? 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:26.600 I have two-day-old leftover Vietnamese food. 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:30.600 Ooh. Fried rice. Chicken fried rice. 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:33.600 That sounds good. That's the situation. 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:39.600 This is supposed to be microwavable. But it feels weird to put it in there like this. 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:42.600 That might as well. 00:09:42.600 --> 00:09:48.600 But it's sealed. It's closed. I can just imagine all the comments being like, what are you doing? 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:52.600 What is this video? Look at this. What do you think of that? 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:55.600 Riley food tips. Who needs Alex? 00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:58.600 I'm an engineer. There you go, genius. 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:01.600 Alex is on vacation right now, so I can say that. 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.600 Let's do, I'm scared of it getting too dry. 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:08.600 Oh, man, I'm just imagining all the comments saying, though, 00:10:08.600 --> 00:10:11.600 like, this is not how you warm up fried rice or something. 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:14.600 Should we put some water in there? Yeah, I was going to say a little water. 00:10:14.600 --> 00:10:19.600 If you want to. 00:10:19.600 --> 00:10:22.600 Some people like their rice a little bit drier. Not too much. 00:10:22.600 --> 00:10:28.600 Ooh. That's fine. 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.600 And now we wait. 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:35.600 Coffee and fried rice. Everyone's favorite. 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:47.600 The best combination. I feel like this would be so much better, so much of a better video 00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:50.600 if I was like crazy wacky Riley. Can you show? 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:54.600 I think you need a red bull. 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:57.600 No. Oh, wait. 00:10:57.600 --> 00:11:05.600 So is there going to be, you know, I have to visit just a day in the life thing. 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:09.600 All right. I'm going to hit the bus. What the? 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:15.600 Oh, everyone's just... Well, we can just censor you. 00:11:15.600 --> 00:11:18.600 Censor everything you say. 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:23.600 I'll just get you in there. Why don't you win? 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:26.600 You know what? 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:31.600 I was going to say, normally I actually don't sit at this table at lunch. 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:34.600 I've been playing video games on my life. I've seen. 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:41.600 You weren't even done your... 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:44.600 Hey, how's it going? 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:47.600 Mark's just announcing his presence to everyone in the room. 00:11:47.600 --> 00:11:50.600 That's how we do it. Hey, everybody. 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:53.600 I'm playing the single at our... Oh, my goodness. 00:11:53.600 --> 00:11:57.600 Why does this keep happening? Nicole was doing this earlier. 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:02.600 She did it like four times. 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:07.600 That's why we're asking people to do that in order to play. 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:11.600 You have to? I don't know why. 00:12:11.600 --> 00:12:15.600 People are trying to work in the building and then, meanwhile, it's rumbling. 00:12:15.600 --> 00:12:18.600 It's a toxic working environment. It's a party. 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:21.600 It's a party. Okay. 00:12:21.600 --> 00:12:25.600 Well, I don't know what to... You can go play some video games at your desk. I'm going to play video games at my desk. 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:28.600 I'm playing Disco Elysium right now. 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:31.600 Elysium? Elysium? The game sounds familiar. 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.600 What kind of game is that? It's like point and click, like... 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:37.600 RPG type of? Yeah. Okay. 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:41.600 It's really confusing. I'll tell you what I think after I eat my lunch. 00:12:41.600 --> 00:12:44.600 Okay. All right. Bye-bye. 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:48.600 How was your lunch? 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:53.600 It was really great. Yeah? I was a little concerned because the food was two days old. 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:56.600 Did the water help? It did. Okay, that's good. 00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:59.600 There was some moisture there. Nice. Not too much? 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:08.600 No, it just wasn't dry. It was perfect. Arthur, what words would I use to describe food that is not too dry? 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.600 Rich. Rich? Wait. 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:16.600 No, it's not. It's not rich? I thought you were serious for a second, and I was so happy. 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:19.600 It's moist. Don't say that. Why not? 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:22.600 Gross. I'm just describing the food. I think I said moist earlier. 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:25.600 Oh, is that it? It's okay. Okay. 00:13:25.600 --> 00:13:29.600 The food was great. The gaming was top tier. 00:13:29.600 --> 00:13:32.600 I think I'm going to Nationals. Nice. 00:13:32.600 --> 00:13:36.100 Esports game right here. But it's crazy. 00:13:36.100 --> 00:13:41.600 It's all about just dialogue, and you pick dialogue options, and you walk around and click 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:46.600 on things. I haven't really played many games like it. It's like I choose your own adventure type of thing. 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:49.600 Can you like change the ending based on your choices? 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:52.600 I think there are many, many endings. Okay. 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:58.600 It's like way more complex than any RPG I played that has branching dialogue options. 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:05.600 Very complex. It's very philosophically and politically dense. 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:11.600 Sometimes I can't do it, and I just want to play some Rocket League, but I love it. 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:14.600 Did you start on a Mac, though? No. 00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:17.600 I don't use Mac. You don't like Mac? Yeah, no. 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:22.600 I can't. It's just something. 00:14:22.600 --> 00:14:26.600 I use an iPhone, though. Did someone say Apple products? 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:31.600 Finally. We didn't knock on your Mac Address today, Horst. 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:34.600 Stay in your lane. What? 00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:38.600 There's nothing to knock against. It's absolute proof. Like a knock on your Mac, a knock on your address. 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:46.600 Like we didn't knock on the door of your house that's located at the... 00:14:46.600 --> 00:14:52.600 You're still debating with Horst. Well, there's a dilemma. 00:14:52.600 --> 00:14:57.600 I have a dilemma where I like being around people and talking to them, but at the same time, 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:02.600 I can never get anything done if I do it, which is why we're still talking to them. 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:07.600 I don't believe talking is productive, which I think is a horrible way to live. 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.600 Is this productive right now? What are we doing? Yeah, you're making... 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:13.600 We're creating flow playing content. I'm working? 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:16.600 Yeah. Does this count as working? Yes. 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:19.600 Wow. Nice. Flow playing. 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:28.600 Thanks, flow playing. We also might be making people mad if their job involves something a little harder than 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:33.600 sitting around pretending to work and thinking that that's work. 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:42.600 So let us know. Okay, I actually feel a little guilty though, so what's next on my docket? 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:45.600 Tell me. Just kidding, I'll tell you. 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:54.600 I'm still polishing off this job posting for the TechLinked slash GameLinked writer 00:15:54.600 --> 00:16:03.600 position. And once I've done that, I'll let James know and we'll post it, I guess. 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:09.600 And then after that, I'm supposed to shoot a short and I might try to do a tech link short, 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:13.600 but I am notoriously horrible at doing... 00:16:13.600 --> 00:16:16.600 Well, at executing tech link shorts. 00:16:16.600 --> 00:16:19.600 I don't get TikTok, I don't get reels. 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:22.600 Why didn't you invite me? You were here. 00:16:22.600 --> 00:16:25.600 You were here. This morning? I was here this morning. 00:16:25.600 --> 00:16:29.600 You were in this space. I was having a meeting with James. 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:33.600 That's awesome. There was another meeting I could have been having too? 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.600 We need to clone you. We need to have two rivals. 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:41.600 You, wait, Mac Address guy, Channel Super Fun guy and social guy had a meeting about 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:46.600 shorts. Yes. And I'm here also trying to do shorts and I didn't know about it. 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:50.600 Do you want to be included in that? Include me in your discussions about shorts. 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:54.600 It was very important because Ethan, I've just spotted Ethan watching one of my shorts 00:16:54.600 --> 00:16:57.600 and I felt very... Is Linus? Dennis will be Linus. 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:01.600 Yeah, but I've been trying to do shorts all by myself and I can't do it. 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:08.600 Then talk to me. I'm literally right here. Fantastic. Also, wait, we should do like a video where I'm like, oh, I'm coming over to film. 00:17:08.600 --> 00:17:11.600 Hey Riley. Wait. You son of a bitch. 00:17:11.600 --> 00:17:14.600 I said you'd be good. Hey Riley. 00:17:14.600 --> 00:17:17.600 Huh? I'm doing important work. You got to do a short right now. 00:17:17.600 --> 00:17:20.600 A YouTube short? Yes, sir. Oh yeah. 00:17:20.600 --> 00:17:25.600 So this is apparently we're doing thermal paste testing. 00:17:25.600 --> 00:17:28.600 Is that what you said? That is correct. 00:17:28.600 --> 00:17:31.600 We're going to be testing out a bunch of these things. 00:17:31.600 --> 00:17:34.600 There's glue. It's already here. Wow. 00:17:34.600 --> 00:17:39.600 Wow. Because guess what? I already, I filmed a whole video about this with Alex that you haven't seen. 00:17:39.600 --> 00:17:42.600 That's right. Neither of you and no one's seen apparently. It's a great video. 00:17:42.600 --> 00:17:48.600 Check it out. Alex went insane on that video and I had to try and control him. 00:17:48.600 --> 00:17:51.600 Show a clip. Dangerous. Why? 00:17:51.600 --> 00:17:57.600 You're a monster, Alex. No, don't watch. 00:17:57.600 --> 00:18:01.600 This is, this is landscape. 00:18:01.600 --> 00:18:04.600 The kids hate that. What? Yeah, they hate landscape. 00:18:04.600 --> 00:18:07.600 They don't like landscape. But it's better. They want portrait. 00:18:07.600 --> 00:18:10.600 They love portrait. You're such a boomer right now. They love the short form content. 00:18:10.600 --> 00:18:13.600 Ew, is that landscape? Ew. Ew. 00:18:13.600 --> 00:18:20.600 Is that landscape? Gross. Doesn't there a whole age of like, wow, why are they filming portrait? 00:18:20.600 --> 00:18:23.600 They're garbage. They don't, they know how to rotate the camera. 00:18:23.600 --> 00:18:26.600 Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. 00:18:26.600 --> 00:18:30.600 We lived through that. We lived through the age of like, they're just okay with it now. 00:18:30.600 --> 00:18:34.600 Portrait is the default for, for like online video now. 00:18:34.600 --> 00:18:37.600 It really is. But it's bad. The first thing we did was read it. 00:18:37.600 --> 00:18:40.600 Ploof, I've already done all this. What? I did a video about it. 00:18:40.600 --> 00:18:44.600 You don't need to explain anything to me. Okay, cool. What you're going to do is look at the numbers. 00:18:44.600 --> 00:18:47.600 Wait, that was a joke. Wait. 00:18:47.600 --> 00:18:52.600 It's been so long. I forget. Look at the maximum. 00:18:52.600 --> 00:18:57.600 Normally if this was real science, we would do the averages. 00:18:57.600 --> 00:19:00.600 Sure. Yeah. So we're doing a dry test right now. 00:19:00.600 --> 00:19:03.600 There's no thermal paste. Okay. Wow. 00:19:03.600 --> 00:19:06.600 And it's only hitting 81C. We're using a 9600KF or a 9700KF. 99. 00:19:06.600 --> 00:19:09.600 No, it's not. Are you sure? Yes. 00:19:09.600 --> 00:19:12.600 99er. KFs. Yeah. 00:19:12.600 --> 00:19:15.600 It's a 9700KF. Okay. But whatever. 00:19:15.600 --> 00:19:18.600 It's hitting 80 degrees on a, on a camera. Okay. 00:19:18.600 --> 00:19:21.600 Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:24.600 Okay. Okay. Okay. 00:19:24.600 --> 00:19:34.600 Okay. Okay. It's hitting 80 degrees on a, on a dry 81 without thermal paste. 00:19:34.600 --> 00:19:37.600 99 KFs and a paste ain't one. 00:19:37.600 --> 00:19:40.600 Except it's a 9700KF. 00:19:40.600 --> 00:19:43.600 Okay. Whatever. I was waiting. 00:19:43.600 --> 00:19:47.600 It's a 9700KF. Doing what I did on my video. 00:19:47.600 --> 00:19:52.600 Yeah. Turning, running it, looking at the max, writing down the max. 00:19:52.600 --> 00:19:55.600 Yeah. I'll do it right now. To prove it to you. 00:19:55.600 --> 00:19:59.600 81. Dry. This is my, this is my movie podcast. 00:19:59.600 --> 00:20:13.600 No. I think Alex did call it multiple times when we were filming the video. 00:20:13.600 --> 00:20:16.600 He was like calling it bear back all the time. 00:20:16.600 --> 00:20:19.600 Let's not. Raw dog. Raw dog. 00:20:19.600 --> 00:20:22.840 Raw dog. Um, raw dog, raw dog. 00:20:26.840 --> 00:20:32.360 Like we would film the short and after the short, we cut in between and do like the in 00:20:32.360 --> 00:20:36.200 between parts for Floatplane, like right now, right now is an in between part and we're 00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:38.600 filming this for Floatplane. I'm so confused. 00:20:40.600 --> 00:20:44.840 Like, you know, okay, I'm just saying because, okay, so the short, okay, so he's going to 00:20:44.840 --> 00:20:49.560 film the short, yeah, me, yes, and then I'm going to be like, okay, there's a short bit, 00:20:49.560 --> 00:20:55.640 and then he's going to be like, all right, stop. And then he's going to switch it to horizontal and film Floatplane exclusive. 00:20:55.640 --> 00:21:00.920 I'd be like, so what we just did is this, why didn't he just, it's always mad. 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:03.480 Talk with like, you don't have thermal paste. 00:21:06.040 --> 00:21:08.040 That's how I started my video. 00:21:10.040 --> 00:21:16.600 We're just going to. You should put a lineup of the products and then you should do something like we tried different 00:21:16.600 --> 00:21:19.880 thermal paste to see how well they work, except they're not thermal paste. 00:21:20.840 --> 00:21:25.320 We've only tried to use these as thermal paste because we're crazy. 00:21:25.320 --> 00:21:29.000 You can't say crazy is almost canceled now, right? What is it actually? 00:21:30.280 --> 00:21:32.840 I heard Linus saying something about it. That's crazy. 00:21:34.600 --> 00:21:37.720 We should just do it. Okay. Yeah. 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:41.000 Just no question that you're putting thermal paste on the thing. 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:48.040 This is why it's so hard, man. It's so hard to like think about like, I think I can get there, but it's just like, I've been 00:21:48.040 --> 00:21:53.640 such, I've been so in this like YouTube mentality for so long that the thought of like, 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:57.160 like everyone, we go to shoot a video. It's like, how do you start it? 00:21:57.160 --> 00:22:02.680 Yeah. Yeah. Right. But like with Tik Tok, it's just, you don't ask how do you start it? 00:22:02.680 --> 00:22:07.560 You just start. Yeah. That's a good thing. I'm starting to feel like I'm actually getting out of it. 00:22:07.560 --> 00:22:10.840 It's because you're hanging around with like 24 over 30s. 00:22:10.840 --> 00:22:13.960 I'm starting to get there. Wait till you're over 30. 00:22:13.960 --> 00:22:16.920 But how old are you? I'm like 32. You're like 32? 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:23.160 I just didn't like too much from growing up in my 90s. Yeah. So I'm going to die first. 00:22:23.160 --> 00:22:25.480 Yeah. That's not how it works. 00:22:26.280 --> 00:22:28.920 Pretend to be Tik Tok's speech to text. 00:22:31.080 --> 00:22:34.280 We tried to put thermal paste on a ZBU. That's funny. 00:22:34.280 --> 00:22:37.960 I hate to text this speech so much. 00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:41.960 I hate that voice. It's in every video. Which one will be the best? 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:47.320 Which one will be the best? Yeah. And it's so positive. Which one will be good at playing video games? 00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:50.520 Toothpaste is good on the computer. 00:22:52.840 --> 00:22:53.960 All right. Give me that toothpaste. 00:22:56.520 --> 00:22:59.160 There you go. Aquafresh. Aquafresh. 00:23:00.520 --> 00:23:02.920 Aquafresh. Aguafresh. 00:23:04.520 --> 00:23:07.560 I see. Fourth circle. Okay. Ready? 00:23:08.120 --> 00:23:12.440 No. I say this is not thermal paste. And then are you going to go down there? 00:23:14.280 --> 00:23:17.560 What? Where is it? Well, I'm going to put that on there. 00:23:18.120 --> 00:23:21.640 Yeah. And then say, this is not thermal paste. 00:23:23.080 --> 00:23:26.600 And then you're going to, like, I was thinking you would show all of them sitting there. 00:23:27.720 --> 00:23:30.440 Or do you not want to say, this is what we're trying? 00:23:32.760 --> 00:23:36.600 Like, this is not thermal paste. And then you go down there. I'm like, and neither are those. 00:23:36.600 --> 00:23:40.760 Or are they? I tested whether these things would, 00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:46.600 we tested whether these things, oh, Hoffman. Hoffman wants me to review a ShortCircuit. 00:23:48.360 --> 00:23:51.480 Oh, no. But I can probably do that. 00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:57.160 Or I mean employee. It's 16 minutes. 00:23:57.160 --> 00:23:58.600 It's 16 minutes. Yeah. 00:24:03.080 --> 00:24:04.440 Do you want to do tomorrow or something? 00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:08.200 When it's supposed to, when is it supposed to go up? 00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:12.600 The carts is higher priority, but not higher priority. 00:24:13.320 --> 00:24:14.360 That was like yesterday. 00:24:21.480 --> 00:24:25.400 What is it? I'll be honest. We could at this point, I don't know. 00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:29.480 We could be like it at all. It's already five, five, oh five. 00:24:31.960 --> 00:24:35.000 Let's find out. Don't tell me let's find out. 00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:37.720 They say, what's the best thermal paste? That's not thermal paste. 00:24:38.120 --> 00:24:42.360 Go. And then we'll cut right to the 10th 00:24:42.360 --> 00:24:46.360 and then we'll just make it snappy. We'll make every like, every shot like three, four seconds. 00:24:46.360 --> 00:24:49.720 You can do that? Yes. You can edit it? It's called editing. 00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:53.640 Can you do that guys? Do you want to edit this short first? 00:24:53.640 --> 00:24:57.320 You want me to show you how to edit? I know how to edit, Mark. You son of a bitch. 00:25:00.280 --> 00:25:02.920 Not as good as you. Not as good as you. 00:25:03.720 --> 00:25:06.040 What is it? What is the best thermal paste? 00:25:06.920 --> 00:25:09.640 That's not a thermal paste. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:15.560 I'll be putting it on. We only got one shot for this shot. 00:25:15.560 --> 00:25:16.520 Well, we can wipe it off. 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:22.280 Are you looking, can you, you can't see me, right? But now you can. 00:25:22.280 --> 00:25:26.040 Oh my God, this is going to be tough because I have to get the shotgun. You gotta say action. 00:25:26.040 --> 00:25:27.960 Well, I can get the shotgun for you. What's up, Joe? 00:25:29.080 --> 00:25:32.360 But it has to be attached to the boat. That's okay. 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:37.480 Okay, this is a practice. Ready? Three, two, one. 00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:40.920 What's the best thermal paste? That's not even thermal paste. 00:25:40.920 --> 00:25:43.160 That was good. Okay, let's go. Nice. 00:25:44.440 --> 00:25:48.840 Ready? Okay, wait, I got to make sure I got it with the shotgun pointing at you. 00:25:48.840 --> 00:25:51.960 What's the best thermal paste? Okay, that's, fuck, I fucked that one up. 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:55.560 Okay. You'll hear me. It's not like it's going to be like, 00:25:55.560 --> 00:25:58.840 oh, I couldn't hear what you said. That's not even thermal paste. 00:25:58.840 --> 00:26:02.280 Okay, but the thing is when I zoom out, I get the shotgun. 00:26:02.280 --> 00:26:05.320 So. Oh, you don't want to see the shotgun? No, of course we don't. 00:26:05.320 --> 00:26:08.920 Well, you just, didn't you have it like mounted to this? Yeah, but. Well, you just do that. 00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:13.560 You're going to hear me. Well, I'm pointing it down here. You think it doesn't matter? 00:26:13.560 --> 00:26:17.080 It's a freaking, that thing's not like super, super, super directional. 00:26:17.080 --> 00:26:20.360 It's a directional. What do you guys think? If it's pointing here and I'm tough. 00:26:20.360 --> 00:26:24.040 I think time is tight. Let's get the laugh. Just, just mount it. 00:26:24.040 --> 00:26:28.760 So we just go, let's get a laugh. Let's get a laugh. Oh my god. No, we don't have time, we don't have time. 00:26:28.760 --> 00:26:34.120 We don't have time. What are you doing? My time is slowly right here. Those little shotgun mics are like wide area. 00:26:34.120 --> 00:26:37.400 They're not like only what's. We caught the laugh. 00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:42.200 Okay. Do you guys see how much effort going into these shorts? 00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:45.000 It's crazy. I'm going to fall asleep before. 00:26:46.040 --> 00:26:47.720 The lab's already set up. Here you go, sir. 00:26:49.080 --> 00:26:52.520 This looks so ugly. What do you want me to do it? Just hold it. 00:26:52.520 --> 00:26:56.200 I can hold it. You can put it on your shirt. No, I'm going to hold it. That looks better. 00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:59.320 What? I like, it's like a little microphone. 00:26:59.320 --> 00:27:02.360 Do you want the microphone? Attention, everyone. I can. 00:27:02.360 --> 00:27:06.280 No, this is good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It looks better with the microphone. 00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:09.800 That sounds better. And it sounds better. You're right. 00:27:11.960 --> 00:27:13.800 Hoffman will get that review. Don't worry. 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:18.040 Why would I, this is funny. This is like a funny little mic. 00:27:18.040 --> 00:27:22.280 It's like, hey guys. Yeah. I'm sure you can do this. 00:27:22.280 --> 00:27:25.880 You do whatever you want. What's on this? You attach it to that. 00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:29.000 What? Yeah. So you can hold it. Oh wow, that's cool. 00:27:29.000 --> 00:27:33.400 And then you put this guy on. No, this is too, it's too official. 00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:37.320 It's too official. This is, we're putting this on your shirt. It's funny that it looks official 00:27:37.320 --> 00:27:39.400 because we're doing such an unofficial thing. 00:27:40.600 --> 00:27:44.760 This is officially an unofficial thing. What looks funnier? 00:27:44.760 --> 00:27:48.200 I think that is funnier. And I'm like, what's the best thermal paste? 00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:52.440 Yeah. Don't hold it that close to your mouth. Really? Yeah. But then it'll distort and that's funny. 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.520 I'm getting tongue-tied. We can distort versus deep-fried crispy memes here. 00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:02.360 It's not even thermal paste. I'm getting tongue-tied bobs here. 00:28:02.360 --> 00:28:07.240 But you don't want my spittle on it. Two, one. What's the best thermal paste? 00:28:07.240 --> 00:28:11.080 That's not even thermal paste. How do I move the mic? 00:28:11.080 --> 00:28:15.160 He did. One more time. One more time. That's right there. Okay, I can suck it up. 00:28:16.840 --> 00:28:18.920 Ready? Okay. Roll him. 00:28:27.560 --> 00:28:31.800 One, two, three, two. What's the best thermal paste? 00:28:31.800 --> 00:28:33.400 That's not even thermal paste. 00:28:35.320 --> 00:28:38.040 Come on. No, you can use that one. 00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:42.040 Okay, one more. One more, one more, one more. Ready? Roll him. 00:28:42.840 --> 00:28:46.120 What's the best thermal paste? That's not even thermal paste. 00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:52.360 Let's go. That was good, that was good. Okay, now you can. Wow, what a journey. 00:28:52.360 --> 00:28:56.360 And we learned so much. Isn't that right? We learned absolutely nothing. 00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:01.400 We learned that you should still use thermal paste 00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:05.960 at the end of the day, which is the same thing we found when I did my line of technology. 00:29:05.960 --> 00:29:11.000 So, hey, but now you know, now you know what's the best thermal compound 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:16.360 to use if you don't got thermal paste. And now you know if you don't know neighbor. 00:29:20.840 --> 00:29:25.880 That's a full play exclusive. You can do that. Hey, so now I need to go home 00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:28.440 because it's the end of the day. I thought you lived here. 00:29:29.080 --> 00:29:32.680 Nope. That's incredible. I live in the dumpster just across the street 00:29:34.040 --> 00:29:37.240 or in the parking lot. Okay. 00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:42.280 Hey, full plane. Thanks for coming with me on my special day 00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:46.840 and seeing what I do on a regular day at Linus Tech Tips. 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:50.680 So I'll see you on the next one. I'm going home now. 00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:51.160 Bye bye. 00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:00.840 I think that's good. That's good. I was like, why am I spinning?